Forget being afraid of walking through a dim-lit alley and running into a robber. If you ran into one of these cakes, it'd be a lot worse.

Forget being afraid of walking through a dim-lit alley and running into a robber. If you ran into one of these cakes, it'd be a lot worse.

Arm yourselves with a cup of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to wash your screen with holy water afterward.

Arm yourselves with a cup of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to wash your screen with holy water afterward.

They say that a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, some cakes are worth a thousand nightmares.

They say that a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, some cakes are worth a thousand nightmares.