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Typing out a few quick sentences and pressing "send" has never been easier, right? Exchanging messages play a huge role in our everyday life, giving us incredible freedom to communicate with our family, friends, and even total strangers from any corner of the world. But this also means we’re pretty easy to reach too, and unfortunately, not everyone’s up for a friendly chat.

Our phones sometimes have a tendency to light up, pour more fuel into our nightmares, and turn our world upside down in mere seconds. Not to sound overly dramatic or anything, but just take a look at this list right here. We’re taking a deep dive into a cursed collection of texts, courtesy of the 'Texts With Threatening Auras' Instagram account. The creators of the page document the very worst examples that end up spiraling off somewhere we least expect, leaving us knocking on wood and crossing our fingers in hopes for the best.

We have gone through their feed and gathered some of the most painfully awkward examples below, all for your entertainment! So enjoy scrolling through this list and be sure to tell us which of the entries made you feel slightly in danger. Keep reading to also find an in-depth interview about how to avoid getting lost in translation while sending texts with the web psychologist Graham Jones. And if you think you can handle even more hilarious threatening messages, check out Part 1 of this feature right over here.

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Petra Moon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww..poor guy..that’s cruel.

Edwin Cheng
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Run Run as fast as you can, YOu can’t catch me I;m the Gingerbread man

Theresa Campbell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God I hope that's not his dating profile

Zack Podany
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know it was possible for a head to actually BE that shape.

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    Mr Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is her husband, you are now on the suspect list again.

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    Tommy Pickles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect a restraining order in this husband's future...

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see posts where women have their friends flirt with their boyfriends and record it. In these posts, the boyfriend flirts back. The women in the comments always say that this is a great way to test your boyfriend. So why is it considered okay for women to do, but not men?

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more than slightly worrying.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a prank it would be hilarious. If it isn’t then…I don’t really wanna know what is happening in that persons mind

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    500 messages later.... "Can you please tell me who you are?"

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excellent, you passed yet another test!"

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    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fake, I have received the same print screen with this "joke" from a friend only that in a different language. 😄

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the text version of kids doing prank phone calls asking if your refrigerator was running.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my ex called my office and had his friend pretend to hit on me to see my reaction. I didn't know until a few years later. (I wish now that I would've played along. It would've saved me some miserable years with him.)

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn that's some nuclear level insecurity. i'm sorry u had to be on the receiving end of that, and everything else that made it such a miserable experience. so glad you put him in ur rear view mirror. it takes a lot of strength, determination & power to walk away from someone u (once) had an attachment to, were so intimate with & spent so many years together. i really commend u for that. so proud of you, friend! i hope you're living ur absolute best life now and either already have someone that treats u like the royalty u are, or ur future partner does so. wishing u a lifetime of happiness, prosperity, peace & contentment❤

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    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Some serious trust issues here! Worked for an insurance agent once and was calling one of our clients about their renewal. His wife answered the phone and drilled me for about 5 mins about why I was calling him!

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy hell and spicy jesus... there is a lot to unpack here

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    BadCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate either of them. Spotify doesn't even have all the music I'm trying to find. Youtube is more reliable, and I can listen to the whole song.

    Michael Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re gonna need a bucket of Aloe Vera over here!

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t use Apple Music or Spotify, I use YouTube Music.

    Usman A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Major Burn reporting for duty, General.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube Music. On my Pixel.

    Craymoss
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use none of that. Tidal

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because Samsung can't build a music service.

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    Although it may seem like SMS is a thing of the past, it remains one of the most ubiquitous forms of messaging despite fierce competition from mobile apps. After all, with just a few quick taps on our phones, we can share our thoughts with others and hear from people we care about, no matter where we find ourselves in the world. Moreover, data from Pew Research Center suggests that around 83% of American adults own cell phones and three-quarters of them send and receive text messages.

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    "It is quick and convenient, for a start," Graham Jones, a qualified psychologist and a member of the British Psychological Society who focuses on how people behave online, told Bored Panda. "But it is also easier than phoning."

    Jones pointed out that when we call someone and receive no answer, we’re supposed to leave a voicemail. "But it seems odd talking to someone who is not there," he added. "So, the vast majority of people don't leave voicemail messages. Instead, they use a form of written communication."

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    Hans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Finish him!" - "Baby uses barf combo. Baby wins. Flawless victory!"

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unleashes super 'crying at 3am' mode.

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right -they're not afraid to throw a lot of c**p at you

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    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a time I called my parents collect, from the dorm pay phone, way back in college (late 1990's). The operator asked my name and then asked several more times to repeat myself, which I did. I have an easy name but apparently it's hard to hear or understand on the phone. So, the call goes through and I hear my dad answer. The operators then says: "um sir. I have a collect call from , uh, Death'. My name is Beth. My dad, being a dad, fake screams and hangs up the phone.

    Natalia Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old boss was trying to book a flight via an operated voice system and every time she was asked to state the destination which was Dubai the voice system replied goodbye and cut her off!

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa is showing you your real task.

    Molly J Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so laugh at this one! "Defeat the....oh gosh!" LOLOL

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    Theo Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that picture lol

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beyblade ninja out for vengeance

    peter howard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S BEYBLADE!!!!!!! *Beyblade music starts*

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boy, you about to get an a** whoopin'!" Sorry, wrong person.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we need context! Who is the right person?

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my friends, is a Beyblade. Mother of two boys here...😂

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally pee myself laughing if I had been sent this lol

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to ask why does he has her phone??

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude's not wrong, he is handsome :)

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So important to be flexible!

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could get good. Popcorn, anyone?

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey, thumbs up for being open minded!

    Hydroboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got some flexible tactics there🤣

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    This makes sense psychologically. "Speech is for when the person you are speaking to is there and can hear you. Writing was invented to communicate with people who were not there at the time. So it makes no logical sense to our brains to leave a voicemail as the person is not there. It makes much more sense to write something to them." The psychologist explained this is one of the main reasons why many people hang up and send a text message as soon as they hear a voicemail announcement. "We always want to write to people who are not there because our brain knows they cannot hear us. We feel as though we are talking to ourselves," Jones added.

    According to John Lauer, CEO and co-founder of business texting-software provider Zipwhip, there’s no faster, easier way to communicate than text messages. He explained that this medium of communication should keep a short format so people could consume and respond to texts quickly. However, being brief and speedy with typing what you have to say can lead to miscommunication and uncomfortable situations, such as the ones you see in this list.

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on earth buys cucumbers by the kilogramme?

    MKG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What other way is there? Don't you weigh them on the scale in the grocery store/farmer's market?

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Did the "Please block me again, I need to finish my list" follow.

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they just kept going with the list. 12 kg tomatoes…

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    René Studer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually not a bad idea.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't they send it to themselves? Or just use a note app. Sending your shopping list to a blocked number is a recipe for disaster.

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok to just quietly enjoy the joke

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    Mary Mosher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad it was a grocery list ... I thought at first it was a recipe!

    Kevin Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the Hell is just going out and buying 4kg of wheat? I really hope they meant flour...

    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a grain mill on my counter. I buy large quantities of wheat regularly.

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow 1 kilo of salt... 250g more than 3 years ago I think. I haven't gone through that.

    Sanni Salo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you just send whatsapp messages to yourself? That's how I write my grocery lists.

    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who writes grocery lists in messenger?

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    Tommy Pickles
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would have found this funny once she found out what happened and proceeded to show everyone she knew.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never before have those three little dots looked more terrifying

    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me an hour to get my toddler to sleep. Read this, burst out laughing, and woke her up. F.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person's phone hates them

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The three dots have made this perfect.

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technology with a thirst for revenge.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha! This should be higher!

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    Dead Rat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I d like to meet this person and request them to be my friend

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your invitation for being a close acquaintance of mine has been accepted."

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    Eli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember rightly, the neighbour is Polish (I think) and was still learning English.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do babies really need more holes drilled in them tho?

    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably the one that just defeated the baby 😅

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's considerate of them.

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on both sides of this interaction! too many people happily disrupt their neighbours lives w noise pollution, mess, disrespect etc -- especially in the early hours or late night. OP is a considerate person & the other guy is reasonably letting others get on w their lives. i can't stand parents that make their decision to procreate everyone else's problem & act like they deserve VIP treatment in every way just bc they have a baby

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    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read that before: the neighbour doesn´t speak English very well, thats why he sounds like that :)

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you live next door to the guy who writes fortune cookie fortunes.

    Nicole Ford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome neighbor for asking though!

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    "Because text messages are short and we have limited space, people take shortcuts," Jones explained the reason for these slip-ups. "They avoid proper sentences, correct grammar and punctuation. They use abbreviations to help shorten the message."

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    But the psychologist stressed that spelling, grammar and punctuation are key elements of the written language. "Without them, communication is less effective and much less efficient. That's why languages have all their grammar rules. But in the world of SMS, those rules have been abandoned out of necessity. As a result, miscommunication happens all the time."

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    Jessica Julian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that if you pronounce this wrong, it actually means penis in Italian...

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's honed that pickup schtick over time. I wonder how often it works.

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A for effort. Unless you find out that's his regular pick-up line for Italians.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just sad. That lady needs help.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing. She is taking that miscarriage really hard.

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    Monika Rhodes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That needs to be forwarded to the police, wtf?

    Siss Larsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought as well, as next step from this woman could be worse :-(

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Do you want a 21 year old baby? She comes with college debt and a messy room. Just asking for a friend...

    Bored Toadette
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be scared as hell if I got a message like that! A stranger been following her Facebook, we dont know for how long or how much she seen. Or if she's been followed out with the baby.. I feel sorry for them both and hope the sender got help. It's hard to have a mlscarriage mentally also so I really hope she get the help she need, and hope the other woman only shares pics of her child with her friends, not open for everyone to see.

    Piglet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook has privacy settings. Peopled to use them for many reasons, including this one.

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    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady definitely needs help.

    Sinkvenice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k? She needs help, she's utterly unhinged.

    Caitlin M. Maguire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those instant block and report ones and also forward to law enforcement. This is very creepy and she needs help like now.

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious The Hand That Rocks the Cradle vibes, and so many LMN plots.

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    Lily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's terrifying. Hells bells.

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    Gin. No tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They asked for a duck - they got a duck!🦆

    ZombiesAteYou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've legit been sending my wife "duck" pics for years, always gets a gaggle out of her.

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ducking hilarious

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I sent a text to my husband: "I took a shower, wanna see?" He said yes so I proceed to send him a picture of our wet shower doors. He got a good laugh, right before he was teaching his class.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un New Ziland, thus us a choice duck joke, bro

    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The duck looks cute tho

    Nicole Ford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best. Picture. Ever🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    In a bid to be crystal clear while exchanging texts with other people, we can make sure to take some extra steps to avoid finding ourselves in embarrassing situations. "One way would be to type what you would say to the person," Jones suggested. "Say it out loud as you type it. That way it will be likely to make better sense and avoid embarrassment."

    "Make sure you read your text before pressing the send button. Read it a couple of times. Pause. Read it again. You will be able to pick out mistakes and potential problems before you send the message," he added. "All too often, people press send and then notice a mistake later. That leads them to regret what they sent. This can be avoided by taking a breather before you send anything."

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to know!!! What is goblin mode???

    LuckyL
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    urban dictionary definition 1: When you are in an extreme reckless mode, feeling very mischievous, and lack concern for the well being of others. Normally caused by consuming lots of alcohol.

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t ask questions. Just go

    Aélia Potter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 4 years old sister and trust me you won’t survive if you don’t run

    Foxes forever!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when ever my mom says no to buying him a stuffy (especially when it’s a dog)

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? You heard the woman! Go down to Walmar and get her a loaf of bred!

    The lavender Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is snek my body long but jaw is stronk and when it time to get me fed i open wide i monch the bred

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it :) I bet all her texts start with 'help' now lol

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just rember that i foret to buy bret

    SobyKay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this & it made me laugh harder than it technically should

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy gramma her damn bread woman! (Or man)

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is serious, if I need bred, so does grandma

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma is a seagull. Or possibly a cow

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy, terrible, but kinda funny too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this immediately funny, but then again I'm a damaged person. :D

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    Tommy Pickles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the number for the police again? 911? Yep. Calling now.

    Shelli Aderman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d give this one to the police…

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this isn't uber eats

    blahd zhahd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see by the comments a lot of people not getting the joke here...

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha this made me laugh so hard.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? 911? This isn't funny in the least. An ex stalked me & MY (not his) kids for almost a year. Tried to grab my daughter from kindergarten, but the teachers had been advised & the cops were called. F*cker broke into my house, slashed my tires, wailed on my front lawn for HOURS about how much he LOVED me. Finally left me a VOICE MAIL telling me he was coming over to kill me & my children. A VOICE MAIL. King County cops found him soon after and placed him under arrest. He went to jail & I moved away.

    Panda Jane Wairimu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it wasn't funny. Sorry for everything you went through. How are you doing now? How long will he be in jail? Read too many scenarios like this nowadays 😢😢

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    Louise Stange-Wahl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report it tot he police...we don't want to find a fine BORED PANDA injured or worse!

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    Jones mentioned in an earlier interview that people are using different methods of communication for separate purposes. "For example, some people use text messaging for family communications, WhatsApp for communicating with friends, Twitter for direct messaging companies, and so on." He added that we choose to communicate with different methods for specific reasons. "Some people will use text messaging more than others not because they prefer it, but because they do more communicating with family or friends or whichever group they mentally allocate to text messaging."

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    Liam Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You DON'T get loving goodnight messages from Pizza Hut? You don't buy enough pizza 😜

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    Justin Patel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's she have you in her phone as? Domino's?

    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean he gives it to her 30 mins or less lol

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more going on at Pizza Hut than we first thought

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, a human trafficking ring was busted at my local Walmart. Who knows what's going on at the Hut?

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    Jodagoatisagoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like your girl loves Pizza Hut more than you. Get some pizza to deal with the break up.

    Chris Liu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's gonna be even more shocked when he finds out that Pizza hut offers free massage sessions to

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not sexual harassment... makes me think he has done it a few times and gotten reported maybe...

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a woman had done the same thing, I think people would just joke abut how awkward she is rather than honestly thinking she was sexually harassing a guy.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it feels like sexual harrassment, and it sounds like sexual harrassment,

    Aileen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they say it's not, then it's not! Everyone's happy and the world is a perfect place.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, thanks for the explanation

    Kaapse Haas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’d better work on his pickup lines.

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have just apologized that it came out wrong instead of spending time covering it up with his research backing.

    Hydroboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure was bored to death when he typed this.

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    "In the past, when all you had was either sending a letter or making a phone call, there was much less communication we had to do. Nowadays, with texting, WhatsApp, Messenger, and so on, we are spending much more time using communications systems. In the past, much of what we now do electronically, we would have said face to face," Jones said, noting how almost everything we used to do in person can be achieved while texting — from breaking up to sending birthday wishes.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Board games night at this family's house is not for the faint of heart.

    Tommy Pickles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be down a cousin. Even if it's just a joke it is seriously messed up.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t what? What happened between “Lets play a guessing game!” To “gramma is in the f*****g hospital go right now!”

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make inappropriate jokes when I'm upset sometimes

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin: knock knock Salma: Who's there? Cousin: Grandma died. 😆😂🤣 P.s. so sorry, my humor is as black as my soul 🖤

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got a sneak peek of the will.

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    Tommy Pickles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We need to talk." The most frightening sentence to me. Talk now or don't talk. Don't leave me sitting with anxiety for hours for something that is usually beyond stupid.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to do that to me all the time, and always while I was in work, so then I wouldn't be able to concentrate on my actual work and spent most of the day wondering what he was going to blow out of proportion this time.

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    2x4b523p
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this. It’s never anything serious, important, or impossible to sort out easily over phone.

    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd venture to say those are among the 4 worst words to hear someone utter. Panic inducing every time!

    Momma Stu the Clownfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone says “we need to talk”, they’d better be ready with a pot of coffee and ready to go. Do NOT use that phrase and walk for awhile…. Because the longer the wait the more time we have for the imaginary battle/fight/comeback/defense preparations.

    Mandapanda93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my boyfriend all the time 😆 he knows I'm never serious when I type this sort of thing 😂 we have a strange sense of humour

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my late wife was too. After nine years I'm not sure I'd worry about that phrase anymore.

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    Marci Keesler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those four words have been the bane of my existence. Anytime someone says "we need to talk" I know s#!t is about to get real, and real bad.

    Craymoss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done this before, but pizza 🍕

    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my friend stole my phone and texted my dad “Im in trouble. need to talk to you. Now” AND WE SAW THE LITTLE TYPING THINGIE AND I WAS TERRIFIED AND THIS MAN REALLY RESPONDED “hi in trouble I need to talk to you now, I’m dad” 😂

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    Shannon Hawks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im guessing this is goblin mode

    Regina Weir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amber Heard is dating again.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Block that number and leave without a forwarding address.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I would sure be scared too

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder the reason for the yes, the stabbing or the boyfriend?

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope you bring your knife and I'll bring my little gun

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    Even though these messages we exchange every day are short and sometimes lack context and information we could work with, sometimes the content of the text can be rather uncomfortable. "Our mood is always affected by the words we read," the psychologist told us. "Whether that change in mood lasts a long time depends upon the message itself, who it is from, and our reaction to it. Some people can 'shrug off' a mood lowering text, whereas others find the impact long-lasting."

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    Tommy Pickles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p like this is why I stopped using ubereats. Last time I ordered I gave a 30% tip in the app, had the driver demand a cash tip at the door (while keeping my door open with his foot) and when I showed him on my phone his tip he said, "You BETTER rate me a 5." F that behavior. I've been in food service. I get it. In America the tip system is just outrageous. I always try to remember my time in the fiod industry here. But you don't intimidate or pull c**p like the driver in this post.

    random user
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope u left him a thumbs down after he left. Matter of fact I hope u reported him or sent a complaint to UberEats or something

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    random user
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is fake but it's still a bit funny

    Dave Nalesnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re quitting your Uber eats job without saying you’re quitting your Uber eats job

    Aileen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's apparently a poll that shows that 80% of delivery drivers eat the customers' food. Once my family ordered donuts (because most of us had Covid and decided not to go out to buy them) and the driver said that the extra donut we got was inside the box, but it wasn't and now we wonder if he ate it.

    marianne eliza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80% = 4 out of 5 delivery drivers have tasted/eaten some part of some deliveries. Sick isn't it.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, he sure worked it out the best he can

    Michael Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo “Austen” Montoya. You ate my meal. Prepare to die!

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish pizza wasn't the only restaurant direct delivery option in my area, because all those third party companies are horrible and I've had massive problems with each one.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered once from grubhub, never again. Everything that could be f'd up was f'd up.

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a complex with three separate buildings. All have the same apartment numbers, but all are also clearly marked by building number. My building is the closets to the street. Last time I used a food delivery service they told their employer that they were unable to contact me because my number (that I was receiving the messages on) was out of service and left my food sitting in front of the apartment in the building furthest from the street.

    Bec
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our town's numbered streets are labeled North or South. We've received other people's orders a couple of times, sometimes we didn't even notice it was on our porch until it was spoiled. There weren't always phone Number on the order, but I tried to reach out cause I feel bad for the customer.

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    Craymoss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Never had any issues ever myself with Uber. But sure as hell have with the other delivery companies..

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE HAVE ENOUGH CHILI! BRING ROLLS OR SALAD INSTEAD!!!

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    RandomFrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey dudes I wonder if he’s bringing anything to the potluck

    Terri-Georgia Print
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys ...I think they might be bringing chilli !!!!

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are he sent the text one and it keeps sending for some reason. This has happened to me before

    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the person actually managed to bring the chili?

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys I think they might want to go to Golden Corral. I can't be sure though.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't know people actually went full on "Golden Retriever" mode while texting.

    Izzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally took the words right out of my mouth

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    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?","Dad can we go to mount Splashmore?"

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this person's dog texted this, lol.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you bring chili. Only if you bring chili. Only if you bring...

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    When asked how we should react after receiving creepy and uneasy texts, Jones suggested simply talking to someone about it. "Reflect on the experience and work out what made you uncomfortable. Then chat to someone you trust about it."

    "This will help you cope with the impact of the message. If the message is from someone you don't know, you might want to block their number, so they cannot upset you again in the future. If it is from someone you know, you may want to tell them how they made you feel," he concluded.

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    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, had a friend text to ask me what me and BF were doing. I texted back making soup. Autocorrect changed soup to porn and I didn’t hear from her for days. 😂😂 I was rolling when she showed me the text.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha even if it’s not real it’s still funny

    Blobban
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake cause the text changes color (although almost all of these are fake anyways)

    memeju1ce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually the blue indicates they’re connected to the internet and able to message- if it’s green they’re not and if it shows an error then it didn’t go through :) definitely fake anyways though lol

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but what about the internet?

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, guess you won't have to do your homework after all

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn. I hope they have a window in their room.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED to know the context here. What the h*ll happened?!

    Usman A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how would she set the Internet on fire? I think that part should've been explained. I assume she intended to accomplish it with some dank memes.

    Nastassja Abercrombie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time you try to leave imma tie you to the bed and set the f*****g house on fire. Sounds familiar.

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    VodkaInMySweetTea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible human being. Much less a mom.

    StormWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is clearly somehow genetically linked to my own mother-dearest. The duplicitous-b***h gene is strong in these ones...

    Stolas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    felt that :/ poor kid

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother’s latest hobby is telling me how fat I’ve gotten since I lost my job. She’s obese herself. Good times.

    Mary Lou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to hear that your mom seems to project her self hatred on you. Hope can stay away from her mostly and good luck finding a new hopefully good job!

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    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering Maryland got me through it all.

    Bobert Robertson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, just a daily reminder that I could instead live in Baltimore and my life is good again

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    Elisabeth Breckenridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you work from home and your two year old helps send the emergency alerts.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think an alien hacked into the emergency alert system and is trying to send a message. Quick, someone translate!

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The system has definitely broke somewhere.

    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, please repeat, didnt see properly the first time

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about the other 49 states, Maryland is all that matters.

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alien invasion is coming

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    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000-2000-3000-4000. Expiration date: 1/34/1896.

    Preben Lang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Kys” is kiss in Danish, Norwegian and Swedish… not making it less disturbing…

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong thread lol. Didn't realize what you meant until I scrolled to the next one.

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    Will Cross
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just jumped right in there did he not? Ha!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me check my schedule, see when I can fit you in.

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About right after nope o'clock, and before next neversday

    Bored Toadette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    February 30th is a good answer to him.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually horny from 09:00:01-09:00:02 if you miss the window to bad

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it'll be on the second Tuesday of next week.

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upvoting but not because of the post, more because of the comments it brought. LMAO.

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually betwixt 923 and 929 am that is the ONLY time soooo you got like 12 more hours dude

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about 27 O'clock on the 12th of never.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Just roughly. The third? Oh I’m too busy then sorry we might have to bump it up to the first.

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    Manasvi Tupe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get a heart attack if mom sent me this

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg... when mums try to Gen Z

    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol and dad's too. Mine would have gotten things so messed up

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh. This is why I'm glad my mom doesn't try to use these kinds of things.

    Preben Lang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Kys” is kiss in Danish, Norwegian and Swedish… not making it less disturbing…

    Lene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Danish "kys" means "kiss". So at first I was like "what is the wrong thing here....?.... oh.... OH!"

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    Bobert Robertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clearing that up I didn't understand on the original post

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's what I was afraid would happen. Back to being shy, I guess

    Amanda Jecmen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if it's from the tiktok song then he is saying HELL yes

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    Sir Beer Korma
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to Golden Corral?

    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's asking to be airlifted to escape, so probably a hard no

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    Aélia Potter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have the reference can someone explain 😅

    Blobban
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an effect you can use when you send a text

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reply is whackawhackawhacka!

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've laughed so hard at this.

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all these manipulative guys taking their partners' phones? Cringe!

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, there is an adverse approach to allowing males to properly feel things and work out the associated emotions. Instead, they are to "be men" and bury all of that opportunity of sociopathic aversion through feeling. Then they get a girlfriend 🙄 and here's how they act. Do they not know that's the least "manly" perception of them when they do this? Legit.

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, the first picture you took from google when you looked up "scary fredbear five nights at freddys fnaf scary 3am evil"

    Sleepy_Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an awesome picture of nightmare fredbear tho. Like honestly I can see why c.c was terrified of them.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that photo supposed to be intimidating?

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, sometimes having a bf/husband tell a guy to get lost is the only way a harasser will leave you alone.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double dare you to show your face in person. I gotta see this irl

    Chris Liu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist he's just Emma's brother

    BubblesD M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'okie dokie' seems harmless. Doubt nightmare guy understands whoever it is may not be AFTER Emma.

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳 …now removing all Emmas from my life…

    Phantom Lion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is where you start taking Fnaf fans serious now bc they will threaten you by using fnaf fanart...

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nightmare Fredbear picture- 😂

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancel the whole order if they are out of cheese.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made of steamed hams, if The Simpsons are to be believed

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that last bit with the sad face got me good.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "out of cheese error, redo from start"

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k door dash, they took it across the street despite be being outside telling them it was me, then they drove by me and put it on my door, watched me walk in and come out and grba my food, and then my door ran out {cause they wouldn't give me my food despite them texting my phone that i showed the was going from there to mine} and they seen my pup talked to it while i told them leave it allowed while i typed to call him back, so they basically lured my dog to there car and i yelled at them to stop done drive my dog was behind there car, and they tried to run my puppy over despite seeing me there trying to grab him, Im 7'4 albino with long white hair.... I'm hard to miss so its not one of those "oh they didnt see you"

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    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this one. My Mom and Grandma like to randomly check my phone and every time I'm anxious that they'll judge my games, or pictures, or find something that they don't like. It leaves me anxious for a week after. I do not like it.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a lot of trust issues in your home and why the hell should you be judged for what you like? You do you kid

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling them gives them time to delete. Don’t tell them WHY you want them to come! 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad told me he had to Google something and needed to use my phone. One of my friends kept texting me, so he decided to read all the messages from that conversation. I had come out to her in that conversation...

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was really chill about it though, fortunately.

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    Willa L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ik that feeling its still stressful even though I have absolutely nothing bad on my phone

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40 and I still get nervous showing my mom my phone. For any reason.

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is nightmare inducing

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move over, Giant Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man…

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg once somebody wrote an entire creepypasta for that image in the comments section of a BP post. I wish I could find it again.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When hotdogs take over the world

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Garbage Pail Kids

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    Java Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket League is a video game where you use vehicles to knock a giant ball into a goal. So...soccer. With giant balls and cars.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watching the watchers watching RL

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    Keilana Ferenczy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farewell, sleep. See you in a couple years. Maybe.

    Squirrel Girl
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    3 years ago

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