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There’s nothing quite like being in your own company. It’s a pure judgement-free zone⁠—no pressure to show off, no expectations met by reality, no strange looks given as you’re voicing all the nonsense out loud in an empty room.

And interestingly, some of the most unusual behavior happens while we’re on our own. In fact, the things we do are so random, we don’t really talk about them. Ever. Like doing a remote trace or aligning your feet to the tiles so you won’t die.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of all the odd things we all do but never dare to tell, not even in truth or dare. And you know what? It's better off that way.

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#1

Walking Up A Hill

Tweet about quietly breathing while walking uphill, illustrating common things everyone does but doesn’t talk about.

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    Appreciating Music

    Alt text: Animated character listening to music on a device, illustrating common things people do but rarely talk about.

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    #3

    Staying Sleepy

    Yoda with eyes closed, concentrating to stay sleepy during a late-night bathroom trip, relatable behavior everyone does.

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    Humor plays a vital role in younger generations’ communication and media consumption. But Gen Z and millennials are renowned for what’s called absurdist, surrealist, and often dark comedy full of dank memes and observational one-liners.

    In order to get this sense of humor, one has to understand the context in which the youngest generations came to live. In the past decade, the world has been bursting with information which is “both more accessible and less reliable,” writes The Washington Post. “Brands pose as a friend on social media to millennial consumers, and the line between real and artificial matters less than it once did.”

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    #4

    Passwords

    Cat looking frustrated with loading symbol on its head, illustrating things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #5

    Brain Freeze

    Tweet showing a relatable moment about forgetting favorite songs, illustrating common things everyone does but doesn’t talk about.

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    #6

    Things Causing Anxiety

    Tweets about common social anxieties and everyday things people do but don't talk about, shared online.

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    Another explanation is that such surreal humor is a response to a world that has stopped making sense. According to Andrew DeYoung, the director of 555 and editor on The Eric Andre Show, the Adult Swim school of comedy is designed to “reflect the frenetic distribution of information on the internet.” And that’s why most of their shows are so chaotic and absurd.

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    Since there’s no time for a narrative joke to be said online, traditional punchline structure doesn’t work. “Instead, things are funny because they are willfully jarring and strange,” writes Rachel Aroesti for The Guardian. Weird Twitter and bizarre dank memes are perfect examples of how millennials break down the joke, decontextualize it, and create utter randomness.

    #7

    Standing In The Way

    Elderly man pretending to look at milk in grocery store aisle when blocked from item he wants, common daily behavior.

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    #8

    Forgetting The Time

    Man in a suit holding a beer, humorously illustrating a common behavior everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #9

    Sleep Time

    Man smirking and clapping hands, humorously depicting relatable moments everyone does but doesn’t talk about.

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    Data1001
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have a whole hour before the alarm would've gone off, it's the difference between going back to bed relaxed, or going to bed worried that you won't get back to sleep and even if you do, an hour isn't nearly enough time to feel rested.

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    #10

    Spending Time

    Kermit the Frog lying on a couch with a remote, expressing a relatable moment everyone experiences but rarely discusses.

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    Data1001
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I only read a *couple* of BP articles, and then when I looked back at the clock, somehow 4 hours had passed.

    #11

    Birthday Greetings

    Close-up of a cat with wide eyes, illustrating a common behavior many do but don't talk about involving birthday cards and hidden money.

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    #12

    Volume Down

    Woman driving a car struggling to find a parking spot, turning the volume down to see better, a common behavior shared by many.

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    #13

    Charging Your Phone

    Man smiling while holding a phone lying down, illustrating one of the things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #14

    Put Your Hand Up

    A person lying down with their hand raised, illustrating a common behavior people do but don't talk about.

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    #15

    Hot Food

    Tweet about a common habit of blowing on hot food or chewing it, reflecting relatable things everyone does but doesn’t talk about.

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    #16

    Alone Time

    Tweet about needing alone time in the morning to feel recharged, illustrating common things people do but don’t talk about.

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    #17

    Walking By

    A young boy making an awkward face representing things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #18

    Catching Lies

    SpongeBob smiling nervously while multiple stressed versions of him express frustration, showing common hidden feelings.

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    #19

    Leaving Without Buying

    Seal with an awkward expression illustrating common awkward moments everyone experiences but doesn’t talk about.

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    #20

    Shipping Rates

    Woman making a funny face about paying high item costs but questioning a small shipping fee, reflecting common unspoken habits.

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    #21

    Pee Run

    Tweet showing a funny relatable moment about rushing to the toilet while still feeling tired, common things people do but don’t talk about.

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    #22

    Well Deserved Rest

    Tweet showing a relatable task completion joke illustrating things everyone does but doesn’t talk about online.

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    #23

    Childhood Things

    Child placing a large hair clip in mouth, illustrating one of the things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #24

    Sleeping Pose

    Illustration showing correct and incorrect lying positions with a person in a funny pose, related to things everyone does.

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    #25

    Checking Yourself Out

    Koala appearing confused during a video chat, illustrating a common thing basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #26

    Blanket Choice

    Person sweating in bed but still needing a blanket, illustrating common things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #27

    Package Tracking

    Person with a serious expression tracking a package on a computer, illustrating relatable everyday habits and actions.

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    #28

    Random Things

    Remote control with a messy drawn path illustrating a common habit, representing things basically everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, trying to read the squiggles on the remote like it's bad handwriting.

    #29

    Good Conversation

    Cartoon man awkwardly pointing and saying yes, illustrating things basically everyone does but doesn’t talk about.

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    #30

    Under Pressure

    Cat meme showing calm cat in sunglasses and hat next to stressed cat, illustrating common things everyone does under pressure.

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    #31

    Checking Yourself Out

    Winnie the Pooh figure looking at its reflection while lifting its shirt, illustrating common habits everyone does but doesn't talk about.

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    #32

    Forgetfulness

    Screenshot of a tweet humorously depicting a common situation everyone experiences but doesn't talk about involving favorite songs and memory.

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