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“I Sold My House Already”: The Rapture Didn’t Come, But The Heartbreak For “RaptureTok” Is Very Real
Person with tears, looking upset after viral RaptureTok prediction falls flat and believers react emotionally
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“I Sold My House Already”: The Rapture Didn’t Come, But The Heartbreak For “RaptureTok” Is Very Real

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For weeks, a viral prophecy swept TikTok, convincing thousands that the Rapture would happen on September 23–24, 2025. 

Some followers reportedly even quit their jobs, sold their belongings, and skipped important life events in preparation for their supposed ascension to heaven

But when the predicted days passed without Jesus making his dramatic return to Earth, the disappointment was crushing.

Highlights
  • A viral prophecy predicting the Rapture on Sept. 23–24 left believers heartbroken when it didn’t happen.
  • Some believers reportedly quit jobs, sold possessions, and skipped exams in preparation for the event.
  • TikTok’s “RaptureTok” community is now split between regret, satire, and renewed faith.
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    “RaptureTok” believers were left devastated after the prophecy failed

    Man hosting a podcast with a red microphone, reacting emotionally to a RaptureTok viral prediction on camera.

    Image credits: CENTTWINZ TV

    Joshua Mhlakela, a South African pastor who described himself as a “simple person,” shared the original prophecy in June on YouTube, according toYahoo News

    He claimed that Jesus appeared to him in a dream in 2018 and revealed that the Rapture would take place on Sept. 23–24, 2025.

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    “God took me to see the future and then he brought me back. On the 23rd and the 24th of September, 2025, I will come to take my church,” Mhlakela said.

    A depiction of people rising into the clouds surrounded by light, illustrating themes related to RaptureTok and belief.

    Image credits: Amazing Facts

    The message spread rapidly across TikTok under the hashtag #rapturenow, racking up more than 300,000 videos.

    Some followers prepared for Jesus’ second coming by supposedly selling their possessions, leaving their homes unlocked, or warning others not to make plans. Others even refused to take exams or left jobs. 

    “I didn’t do my exams because I (thought) it doesn’t matter,” one believer wrote with a crying emoji. “Now look at me.”

    @blueridgeavlSeptember 23, 2025 rapture. Live reporting from the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, keeping an eye on any activity in the sky.♬ original sound – BlueRidgeGirl

    When nothing happened, TikTok was flooded with painful reactions. A young woman captioned her tearful video: “POV: You didn’t get raptured and now you have to get ready for work.” 

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    A religious leader who promoted the alleged Rapture date also released a TikTok video titled “My Apologies.”

    In the video, he stated that “I’m here with all humility to apologize to everyone who have (seen) me promote brother Joshua’s 23rd and 24th date of September rapture.”

    “RaptureTok” became a melting pot of the supposed faithful

    @sophia19v_ jesus rise #rapture#rapturetok#fyp♬ original sound – noahrinker

    The South African pastor was evidently serious about his prediction and his supposed vision, and the“RaptureTok” community became a hub for believers preparing for the end of days.

    TikTok users who were convinced that they were going to heaven shared tips on what to do before Jesus’ supposed arrival.

    Christina, a TikTok user, told followers to “unlock your phone” and remove passcodes so others could access religious materials after the Rapture. 

    @luc_m1 Brother Joshua Mhlakela Rapture Prophecy FAIL LIVE❗️🤣🤣🤣 #rapturetok#brotherjoshua#christiantiktok#rapture#satiktok🇿🇦♬ original sound – Luc M

    “I’ve also been downloading videos that I think would be very helpful for people to explain God’s Word and explain what is happening and what is going on,” she said.

    Hannah, another believer, said losing her dream job was a sign from God that she should be home with her family for the event.

    The movement gained traction asinfluencers and self-proclaimed prophets fueled anticipation.

    Social media comment from alifeworthliiving expressing emotional reaction related to RaptureTok believers after viral prediction fails.

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    One evangelist urged: “Our blessed hope is coming. We are going home. Guys, it’s going to happen. Believe, do not doubt. Faith is leading this hour. 

    “I don’t care how many mocking or scoffing videos you come across on your (For You Page on TikTok), it’s going to happen. Believe it.”

    Unfortunately for the believers of “RaptureTok,” Jesus did not return on the supposed designated date.

    Man in a yellow shirt outdoors with a serious expression apologizing about the RaptureTok prediction falling flat.

    TikTok: kingsalemigwe777

    Unfortunately for the believers of “RaptureTok,” Jesus did not return on the supposed designated date.

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    This, however, did not deter thefaithful, with some stating that faulty predictions of Jesus’ return are also signs that the second coming really is imminent.

    A social media comment expressing embarrassment, related to RaptureTok believers reacting to a failed viral prediction.

    “The Bible says there’ll be false prophets (when) the time is near,” one commenter wrote.

    “RaptureTok” also attracted a lot of satire from netizens 

    Person with tears in eyes and nose piercings reacting to RaptureTok viral prediction falling flat on social media.

    Image credits: TikTok/lkystrm

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    As the disappointment set in,TikTok also became a stage for satire. Arabella, a fashion creator, joked that clothing collections could be problematic for believers.

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    “You will not be getting into heaven if you are still in ownership of a fall-winter 1996 Alexander McQueen piece. 

    @philiptalksaboutthings So the rapture didn’t happen #therapture#rapturetok#religiouspsychosis♬ Plot humor sneaky Pondering – Lynne Publishing

    “These pieces are demonic. You need to let go now. Leave them outside, like Jesus would,” the fashion creator joked.

    Jenna, another creator, shared “rules for the rapture,” from wearing a denim miniskirt to promising to livestream her supposed ascent.

    Man outdoors looking regretful with text about rapture prediction apology, reflecting RaptureTok viral prediction emotions.

    Image credits: TikTok/tilahun.desalegn

    “I’m going to be livestreaming while I ascend, and I’ll also be making videos and posting about what heaven is like and stuff like that once I get up there. 

    “So if you’re going to be left behind. Make sure to follow now so you can get updates,” the content creator said.

    Netizens shared their thoughts on “RaptureTok” and its aftermath on social media media

    Comment from Kristian Spinks expressing strong belief about a Netflix Documentary related to RaptureTok viral prediction.

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    User comment on social media expressing disbelief, related to RaptureTok viral prediction reaction.

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    Screenshot of a social media comment from Juliet Musonda saying she sold her car amid RaptureTok viral prediction fallout.

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    Screenshot of a social media comment expressing confusion, relating to the RaptureTok viral prediction falling flat.

    User profile picture of a man named Sanele with a TikTok comment saying "i sold my house already," related to RaptureTok viral prediction.

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    Comment about calling everyone demons goes viral on RaptureTok, leaving believers emotional after failed prediction.

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    Comment on social media post showing doubt about prediction date, related to RaptureTok leaving believers in tears.

    Screenshot of a social media comment saying "I just sold my kidney what do you mean" with 9631 likes on RaptureTok viral prediction.

    Comment on a social media post expressing disbelief about the rapture prediction shared on RaptureTok, highlighting viral reactions.

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    User profile picture of a woman next to a comment saying Thoughts and Levitations with 5176 likes on a social media post about RaptureTok.

    Comment on social media post from user Katie expressing disbelief and hope that the viral RaptureTok prediction is satire, with 2283 likes.

    RaptureTok comment on social media expressing disbelief after viral prediction by RaptureTok leaves believers in tears.

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    Peter Michael de Jesus

    Peter Michael de Jesus

    Writer, Entertainment News Writer

    After almost a decade of reporting straight hard news, I now bring that discipline to entertainment writing at Bored Panda. I cover celebrity updates, viral trends, and cultural stories with speed and accuracy, while also embracing the lighter, evergreen side of pop culture. My articles are often syndicated to MSN, extending their reach to broader audiences. My goal is straightforward: to deliver trustworthy coverage that keeps readers informed about the stories dominating the conversation today.

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    Leg less In Minneapolis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plain and simple ... not that anybody couldn't have told from the beginning.

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the point of selling off one's possessions prior to (supposedly) getting raptured. It's not like you can spend the money in heaven, and on the (very likely) chance that the prediction was wrong, you're going to regret the decision.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I find the most puzzling. What are you supposed to do with the money if you're called up to heaven, open an account in the Bank of Jesus? Apparently faith and logic are not compatible.

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    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resent the fact that it's NOT real. I would love for all of the religion followers to be sucked-up into some Mothership to be taken away. JFC! What a wonderful planet we could have. It makes me depressed knowing it'll never happen, and we're stuck with them!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going on the assumption that all the believers will go. MAGA christian nationalists aren't getting anywhere near heaven, so they'll be here, claiming the rapture is fake news.

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were standing outside so the ceiling of their buldings wouldn't get in their god's way? That's adorable. How weak do they think their saviour is?

    EmJay
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God must not have taken ceilings into account when he planned the rapture.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been “prophets” who have predicted the rapture or Armageddon or the “mother ship” coming to pick them up numerous times through history. Some were innocent believers, others had agendas, like having gullible people sign over everything to them “for the cause”. This is how cults start. It’s also how gullible people get hurt or even die. If there’s going to be a Doomsday without warning, so be it.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally can't imagine why anyone would admit to falling for this. But, if you choose to in the future, I'll gladly send along my PO Box number where you can send your $$, since you'll no longer need it. 😊

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thoughts and prayers for everyone who sold their house, skipped an exam or did other stupid s**t ... thoughts and prayers /s

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, yeah, it's ridiculous. But I low-key respect the guy for not pulling the "Wait, no, it was 2026 and I only THOUGHT it was 2025!". A bit delusional, sure, but the guy seemed pretty broken up that he was wrong and didn't try to play it off.

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it did happen, but no one was holy enough? Or like, just one dude and no one realises that’s where he’s gone? /s

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me check with the FBI and I'll get back to you.

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    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey RaptureTokers, you're not only ones disappointed you're still here.

    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there really was a rapture and none of us were chosen.

    Lee Gilliland
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    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the eighth time in my life the world was supposed to end. Excuse me for being a tad cynical.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally couldn't stop laughing as I read this, lmao, even the url is hilarious

    Grm Moore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots. As if a god that would create the universe only cares about a recent species on a single planet in a single solar system in a single galaxy. And only from a single variation of a single version of religion. Right...

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (sung to the tune of 'Edelweiss'): "Schaedenfreude, Schaedenfreude..."

    GenericElder
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "predictions" come around regularly and have since about the year 1000 +/-! WHY do people keep falling for them?

    Gordon
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) To think that it is going to happen just because someone says it will is ridiculous. 2) People showing up at a meeting place because YOU THINK - YOU ASSUME you'll be "raptured" is pretentious and nauseating to say the very least.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the very least there was no small amount of ego on view.

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    azubi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know for sure it's only delayed for a week. Anyone want to sell their belongings, I pay reasonable prices considered the circumstances.

    tracy black
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Bible says nor Jesus or the angels know the time or day so what makes people think this person knew?? people are so stupid and gulliable

    Nancy Bania
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They believe in a god. These people are gullible anyway.

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    Robert T
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they are trying to buy a stairway to heaven! Plonkers.

    BostonGreekGirl BGG
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blows my mind how stupid and gullible people are.

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of The Vicar of Dibley episode where Alice and Geraldine are discussing ‘the second coming’. Alice is concerned that Jesus will turn up when she is on the toilet 😅

    panda#13
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't be laughing, but… seriously?

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1830. This rapture b******t only dates back to 1830. Read a f****n bible, idiots.

    Kerry Borthwick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow now he can build a religion on a wrong prediction hon hint jw

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is an article about the msot useless people in the world.

    LamarrKee
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO- I think the expression that fits best is: do stupid s**t- win stupid prizes.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Pastor Joshua is long for this world - angry Saffas make a violent mob.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically, I'm super empathetic, but I have a hard time feeling sorry for stupid people who FAFO. There have been a zillion predictions of the rapture in modern times, and not a single one has come true.

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other ones in the last century didn't come true, but sure, this one will be the real one 🙄

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. Now if these people were Christians and knew the Bible, they'd know the Bible says only God knows when "the rapture" will happen; that means anyone claiming that they do know is a fake Christian - a charlatan who should be ignored. Mark 13:32 “But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Repeated in: Matthew 24:36 “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Titus 1:16 "They claim to know God, but they deny him by what they do. They are detestable, disobedient, and unfit to do anything good." and more from here: https://biblereasons.com/fake-christians/https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Mark%2013%3A32 and https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Matthew%2024%3A36

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    steven mayes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did happen, but only for true believers. These people were clearly not worthy. Hope that helps these losers. :-)

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how stupid other people are :)

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No less believable than the rest of religion. None of it makes any sense.

    Robyn Hill
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t feel the slightest bit sorry for these idiots. First of all, it’s awfully presumptuous of them to assume they’re going to be ‘raptured.’ Second, what gives them the right to hope that the world is going to end FOR THE REST OF US? I have no desire to see the end of the world. Maybe they can take all the money they got from selling all of their stuff and give it to the poor, the way Jesus would have done. But I’m guessing they won’t.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site is impossible to read. The page bounces and refreshes every ten seconds. I tried the app but it does the same thing with twice as many ads!

    CP
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your brain on religion.

    Michal Dolyniuk
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    religion was invented when the first con man met the first idiot. This is modern equivalent 😄

    Chris Bell
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all performative pick me b******t. They knew they were lying but wanted that christian clout.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid people play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have no sympathy for these fools.

    Toggaph de Dratersi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When reading ancient texts the historic and cultural context must be applied. The book of Revelations is symbolic not factual.

    Rob Stevens
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ignorant people believe ignorant things. this is news???

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultists be culting. Silly cu*ts.

    eternal soul
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will come to take my church" Little do they know, but Jesus had title to a white clapboard 1-room church in Oklahoma. He showed up wth a lowboy and hauled it off on schedule. Foreclosure, is what I heard.

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the rapture does happen, the rest of should yell "Its a cookbook! The rapture is a cookbook!!!"

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "livestream the rapture" I can't with these people anymore.

    Jay Cee
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    2 weeks ago

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    Spent the day, after my birthday, listening to "The Only Way Is Up" by Yazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

    nut nibbler
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    2 months ago

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    Paul Sloan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we were raptured, maybe life sucks in the after life?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the person writing this article checks all the boxes too

    Laure Miller
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are mentally ill, we should not be laughing at them.

    Toika Gao
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    2 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Melvin Lafleur
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans are as gullible as they are religious, too willing to accept ideas with ABSOLUTELY no basis in fact

    Lee Gilliland
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    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us, just the idiots, and them every country has. In abundance.

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    Paul Sloan
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    2 months ago

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    The ring in her nose tell me she is part of the herd.

    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plain and simple ... not that anybody couldn't have told from the beginning.

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    The Other Guest
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the point of selling off one's possessions prior to (supposedly) getting raptured. It's not like you can spend the money in heaven, and on the (very likely) chance that the prediction was wrong, you're going to regret the decision.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I find the most puzzling. What are you supposed to do with the money if you're called up to heaven, open an account in the Bank of Jesus? Apparently faith and logic are not compatible.

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    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resent the fact that it's NOT real. I would love for all of the religion followers to be sucked-up into some Mothership to be taken away. JFC! What a wonderful planet we could have. It makes me depressed knowing it'll never happen, and we're stuck with them!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going on the assumption that all the believers will go. MAGA christian nationalists aren't getting anywhere near heaven, so they'll be here, claiming the rapture is fake news.

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were standing outside so the ceiling of their buldings wouldn't get in their god's way? That's adorable. How weak do they think their saviour is?

    EmJay
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God must not have taken ceilings into account when he planned the rapture.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been “prophets” who have predicted the rapture or Armageddon or the “mother ship” coming to pick them up numerous times through history. Some were innocent believers, others had agendas, like having gullible people sign over everything to them “for the cause”. This is how cults start. It’s also how gullible people get hurt or even die. If there’s going to be a Doomsday without warning, so be it.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally can't imagine why anyone would admit to falling for this. But, if you choose to in the future, I'll gladly send along my PO Box number where you can send your $$, since you'll no longer need it. 😊

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thoughts and prayers for everyone who sold their house, skipped an exam or did other stupid s**t ... thoughts and prayers /s

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, yeah, it's ridiculous. But I low-key respect the guy for not pulling the "Wait, no, it was 2026 and I only THOUGHT it was 2025!". A bit delusional, sure, but the guy seemed pretty broken up that he was wrong and didn't try to play it off.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it did happen, but no one was holy enough? Or like, just one dude and no one realises that’s where he’s gone? /s

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me check with the FBI and I'll get back to you.

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    Enlee Jones
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey RaptureTokers, you're not only ones disappointed you're still here.

    Alex Martin
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there really was a rapture and none of us were chosen.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the eighth time in my life the world was supposed to end. Excuse me for being a tad cynical.

    Dragons Exist
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally couldn't stop laughing as I read this, lmao, even the url is hilarious

    Grm Moore
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots. As if a god that would create the universe only cares about a recent species on a single planet in a single solar system in a single galaxy. And only from a single variation of a single version of religion. Right...

    Bill Swallow
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (sung to the tune of 'Edelweiss'): "Schaedenfreude, Schaedenfreude..."

    GenericElder
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "predictions" come around regularly and have since about the year 1000 +/-! WHY do people keep falling for them?

    Gordon
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) To think that it is going to happen just because someone says it will is ridiculous. 2) People showing up at a meeting place because YOU THINK - YOU ASSUME you'll be "raptured" is pretentious and nauseating to say the very least.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the very least there was no small amount of ego on view.

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    azubi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know for sure it's only delayed for a week. Anyone want to sell their belongings, I pay reasonable prices considered the circumstances.

    tracy black
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Bible says nor Jesus or the angels know the time or day so what makes people think this person knew?? people are so stupid and gulliable

    Nancy Bania
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They believe in a god. These people are gullible anyway.

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    Robert T
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they are trying to buy a stairway to heaven! Plonkers.

    BostonGreekGirl BGG
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blows my mind how stupid and gullible people are.

    Miss Tinker
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of The Vicar of Dibley episode where Alice and Geraldine are discussing ‘the second coming’. Alice is concerned that Jesus will turn up when she is on the toilet 😅

    panda#13
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't be laughing, but… seriously?

    nicholas nolan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1830. This rapture b******t only dates back to 1830. Read a f****n bible, idiots.

    Kerry Borthwick
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow now he can build a religion on a wrong prediction hon hint jw

    Jason
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is an article about the msot useless people in the world.

    LamarrKee
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO- I think the expression that fits best is: do stupid s**t- win stupid prizes.

    KatSaidWhat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Pastor Joshua is long for this world - angry Saffas make a violent mob.

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically, I'm super empathetic, but I have a hard time feeling sorry for stupid people who FAFO. There have been a zillion predictions of the rapture in modern times, and not a single one has come true.

    Israel Martinez
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

    Jaya
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other ones in the last century didn't come true, but sure, this one will be the real one 🙄

    Forrest Hobbs
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. Now if these people were Christians and knew the Bible, they'd know the Bible says only God knows when "the rapture" will happen; that means anyone claiming that they do know is a fake Christian - a charlatan who should be ignored. Mark 13:32 “But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Repeated in: Matthew 24:36 “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Titus 1:16 "They claim to know God, but they deny him by what they do. They are detestable, disobedient, and unfit to do anything good." and more from here: https://biblereasons.com/fake-christians/https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Mark%2013%3A32 and https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Matthew%2024%3A36

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    steven mayes
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did happen, but only for true believers. These people were clearly not worthy. Hope that helps these losers. :-)

    George Costanza
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how stupid other people are :)

    David Beaulieu
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No less believable than the rest of religion. None of it makes any sense.

    Robyn Hill
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t feel the slightest bit sorry for these idiots. First of all, it’s awfully presumptuous of them to assume they’re going to be ‘raptured.’ Second, what gives them the right to hope that the world is going to end FOR THE REST OF US? I have no desire to see the end of the world. Maybe they can take all the money they got from selling all of their stuff and give it to the poor, the way Jesus would have done. But I’m guessing they won’t.

    Anony Mouse
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site is impossible to read. The page bounces and refreshes every ten seconds. I tried the app but it does the same thing with twice as many ads!

    CP
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your brain on religion.

    Michal Dolyniuk
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    religion was invented when the first con man met the first idiot. This is modern equivalent 😄

    Chris Bell
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all performative pick me b******t. They knew they were lying but wanted that christian clout.

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid people play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I have no sympathy for these fools.

    Toggaph de Dratersi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When reading ancient texts the historic and cultural context must be applied. The book of Revelations is symbolic not factual.

    Rob Stevens
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ignorant people believe ignorant things. this is news???

    WubiDubi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultists be culting. Silly cu*ts.

    eternal soul
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will come to take my church" Little do they know, but Jesus had title to a white clapboard 1-room church in Oklahoma. He showed up wth a lowboy and hauled it off on schedule. Foreclosure, is what I heard.

    Yrral Spavit
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the rapture does happen, the rest of should yell "Its a cookbook! The rapture is a cookbook!!!"

    Scott Rackley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "livestream the rapture" I can't with these people anymore.

    Jay Cee
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    Spent the day, after my birthday, listening to "The Only Way Is Up" by Yazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

    nut nibbler
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    2 months ago

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    Paul Sloan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we were raptured, maybe life sucks in the after life?

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the person writing this article checks all the boxes too

    Laure Miller
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are mentally ill, we should not be laughing at them.

    Toika Gao
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    2 months ago

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    Melvin Lafleur
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans are as gullible as they are religious, too willing to accept ideas with ABSOLUTELY no basis in fact

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us, just the idiots, and them every country has. In abundance.

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    Paul Sloan
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    The ring in her nose tell me she is part of the herd.

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