50 Maps That Are Useless On The Road But May Give You A Laugh (New Pics)
Maps are awesome. And you can’t convince us otherwise. The obsessed, always-curious cartographer inside us gets excited every time they spot something new to ogle and analyze. However, not all maps are made equal. Some of them lean so heavily into comedy that we can’t help but spread the fun vibes.
The brainchild of Michael Howe, ‘Terrible Maps’ is a wonderfully witty social media project about nonsensical, semi-useless, and hilarious maps. They’re so ‘bad’ they’re good, and they help you look at the world from perspectives that you’ve never quite seen before. Scroll down to enjoy the latest batch below. We hope these maps make you as happy as they did us.
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Nordic Map: Cat Edition
The Human Race Never Ceases To Amaze
When You're In Charge Of Naming Scottish Lochs And It's 4:59pm
Making a map look good isn’t enough. Just like when you’re designing anything else, you have to find a delicate balance between function on the one hand and form on the other.
The former means that whatever you’re creating actually does what it’s supposed to. In the case of a map, this might mean giving a person clear instructions on the geographical locations, educating them on a specific issue, or making them laugh.
A World Map Centred Around Antarctica
How People React When You Try To Speak Their Language
Which Is Your Favourite Mexican Country?
Function aside, the form of what you’re designing matters a lot, too. Like it or not, human beings are drawn to beautiful things. When you make something aesthetic, it captivates people.
Naturally, if you’ve spent a lot of time working on a map, making it the best it can possibly be, you want it to end up being seen by the biggest number of people possible. So, you need to spend some time refining the visuals to make it pleasant to look at.
Ancient Grease Map
A Map Of Sunken Japanese Ships From World War II
Japanese Stereotypes Of Europe
All that being said, if you veer too much in either direction, prioritizing form over function or function over form, you might end up pushing people away.
For example, if your map looks absolutely divine, full of artistic flourishes, gorgeous fonts, and well-coordinated colors, but your audience gets lost among the details, you’ve failed as a cartographer.
Often, less is more.
You need to use the visuals to make it clear what the most important information on your map is.
India As Seen By Indians
Well, That's One Way To Do It
World Map Of Borders
On the other side of the scale, you have maps that are incredibly accurate and informative, but they lack that spark that would otherwise make them stand out from the crowd.
So, they fulfill their function well, but their form falls short of good design principles. A bit of imagination and soulfulness can really make your map sing.
People are very visual creatures. You need to know how to get their attention instantly as they’re scrolling through their social media feeds.
Percentage Of People That Can Hold A Conversation In Icelandic
Nature Is Amazing. Here's An Image Of The Carina Nebula From The James Webb Space Telescope — It Matches The Eastern Coast Of Algeria
How To Build A T-Rex
People’s attention spans are short enough as they are right now. Based on recent research, the average person spends just 47 seconds using an electronic device before shifting their focus to something else.
This used to be 2.5 minutes back in the early 2000s.
So, the competition between digital creators for your attention on social media is even more intense.
Countries That Have Eaten Their Prime Minister
Were the No Data countries unable to answer because there was some doubt? "We ate bits of somebody. Could've been the PM, might not have been."
"Coma" (Medical Term) In European Languages
Polish is a fun language - the Polish verb "to look for, search for something" is almost identical to Czech "to f@ck." We're both having a lot of fun with that one.
Top-Selling Musical Artists From Each English County
As per Geography Realm, something to keep in mind when making a map is that you should only picture the area that is relevant to the data.
That sounds like common sense, but it’s fundamental.
What's more, any data that you choose to include on the map itself should be relevant. “Cluttering the map with too much background data can lead to excess noise and dilute the actual message of the map.”
Europe If Europe Had Colonised Europe
If You Laid The Great Wall Of China Around Europe’s Coastline
Someone told a Brit that he could fir=t all of his country in Nebraska. He replied "Yes, but why would I want to?"
The U.S. Map With Between 3 And 500 Edges
Meanwhile, you should put a lot of care into the symbology of your map. Some of the most important things that affect the readability and message of your map are:
- The color choices you make
- The widths of your lines
- The icons you use
- The labeling
Of course, no proper map is complete without a legend. It allows your audience to decipher the symbology of the map. In a nutshell, the legend has to be legible and easy to understand.
How Hard It Is To Understand Spanish Accents
I've been learning Spanish and a Dominican friend I hadn't seen in a while said I now had a Central American accent! Probably from practicing so much with my friend from El Salvador. It's a very big achievement for me to be able to speak enough to show any accent at all besides struggling American English.
The Country Each European Nation Jokes About Most
Countries Where The National Anthem Mentions Blood
‘Terrible Maps’ has become so popular that Howe even ended up publishing a book—‘Terrible Maps: The stupidly funny illustrated gift book perfect for geography lovers’—full of the most hilarious ones he’s crafted. According to the author, the book is a celebration of “pointless cartography in all its glory.”
Bored Panda has reached out to Howe via email to learn more about the entire project, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from him.
2,066 Americans Were Asked To Locate Ukraine On A Map
Europe If Sea Levels Went Up 100m
Countries Where It's Illegal To Pee In The Sea
The ‘Terrible Maps’ project has seen incredible success over the years. For example, on Facebook alone, the project’s account has garnered 1.2 million followers and 882k likes.
Meanwhile, even more people follow its account on X (formerly Twitter): 1.7 million people from around the globe are fans of the page there. And on Instagram, a further 382k people follow ‘Terrible Maps.’
San Diego Looks Like A Flooded Melbourne
The best thing about San Diego County is that humidity is illegal there.
European Places With More Sheep Than People
Mapping Spanish Stereotypes
What are your thoughts about ‘Terrible Maps,’ dear Pandas? Which of the maps that we’ve showcased here today amused you the most? Which ones did you find surprisingly informative, despite the witty ideas behind them?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how big of a cartography and geography fan would you say you are? We’d like to hear from you. Share your thoughts below!
Prisoners Per 100,000 People
Countries Mentioned In The Bible vs. % Of Population Practising Christianity
Few countries are mentioned in "Pride and Prejudice", but it's still a great book.
Map Showing The Hairiest Countries In The World
Map Of Countries That Lost Both World Wars
Dividing The World By Nearest Australian Capital City
From among these wonderfully useless maps, I think this one might be the uselessest.
U.S. States, But With Some Letters Missing For Your Amusement
The Nearest Country To Each Portuguese Region
Public Toilets In The United Kingdom In 1540
South Korea Takes The Idea Of Political Left vs. Right Very Seriously (2025 South Korean Presidential Election Results)
Europe’s Most Famous Composers
This is fairly meaningless if you don't know who they are. Most are rather more famous for their sound than their image.
European Countries And Their National Animals
British bulldog? Excuse me: English lion, Welsh dragon, Scottish unicorn.
States That Are Clearly In The Midwest
TBF, the states that were considered Midwest before the country expanded westward were definitely toward the east. (Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Iowa ...)
Average Size Of A Pizza
Road Trip, Anyone?
The one on the left is P o o P o o Point, an outcrop on Tiger Mountain near Issaquah, Washington (state). It's a popular spot for hang gliders to jump from. https://www.wta.org/go-hiking/trip-reports/trip_report.2015-03-04.7676213335
Eurovision: The Country Each Nation Received The Most Points From Over The Last 20 Year
Map Of The Shrek Republic
Believe It Or Not, Portugal Is Actually Smaller Than Spain
How Many Skyscrapers Are In Each Us State
France Pizza Map
My region of France is dark red and it's amazingly true how much pizza is sold here. I would never have believed it.
Really Pleased With My New IKEA Globe That Shows Earth At Night Time
Interestingly, Egypt Is Smaller Than The United States, Russia, And China Combined
Would It Be Socially Acceptable To Name Your Child After This State?
If You're Asked To "Put Your Hands Up" And You're Not Sure Why
Scandinavia Swapped With The Mediterranean
Us States If They Were All Named Like West Virginia
Distribution Of Lighthouses In Africa
Did nobody ask eSwatini and Lesotho? Or did they assume they were lakes
The Top 5 States In India
World Map According To The Brazilian Government
Map Of Dandelion Distribution In The UK
Europe With Every Island And Peninsula Removed... Except Cyprus
Map Showing The Average Number Of Bowel Movements Per Week
How Far Are You From India, Measured In Units Of India?
Eye Colour Of Us Governors
Which Way Do Windows Open In Europe?
In the Netherlands windows of houses usually open outward (unless built after 2000). It really annoyed me after moving from Germany (for work) some 30 years ago. It requires a glass cleaner with a long stick - either a human one, dropping by once a month or a trip to the DIY-shop and some lessons in ladder artistics. The reason: In a windy and rainy country you very quickly learn the advantages of a window blown shut instead of open.
The Most Commonly Spoken Language Besides Spanish In Each State
You say English but as a speaker of the Queen’s English, or is it King’s English now, I can assure you that some areas use a very loose approximation of ‘English’.
Burn It With Fire
Getting His Steps In
Map Showing The Australo-Hungarian Empire In 1783
Most Frequently Used Words In Dating Profiles, By State
Can You Legally Own A Monkey?
European Countries With Names Ending In ‘Ia’
The Us, China, India, Canada, Brazil, And Australia Can Fit Inside Europe
Australia is not that kind of country. Or at least take us out to dinner first.
