Fans of horror stories and video games are bound to know American writer, H. P. Lovecraft, as his name is pretty much on everything these days: Lovecraftian-this, Lovecraftian-that. A central theme in his works is that learning the truth about the world can drive you mad. But it’s not just knowledge about eldritch beings and uncaring cosmic gods that can shock you! Some jaw-dropping truths are closer to home, much more mundane, and far, far funnier.

That’s where the ‘Technically the Truth’ subreddit comes in. A community of nearly 1.26 million, they dedicate their time to sharing some hilarious examples of things that are technically true but completely unexpected. Check out some of their best posts below, upvote the ones that made you laugh, and be sure to check out their subreddit if you like their content!

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#1

This Is Correct

Tweet showing a funny technically true statement about a pest control guy calling a cat a fellow industry professional.

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    #2

    Thats The Best Last Name

    Tweet exchange about women not taking their husband's last name showing technically true logic shared by people online.

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    #3

    Outstanding Move

    Screenshot of two tweets sharing technically true statements in a social media thread about logic and perspectives.

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    We’ve got a theory that the reason why ‘Technically the Truth’ is so successful is because of the type of humor they use in their posts. Specifically, dad jokes! And who doesn’t love a good dad joke?

    Scientifically speaking, dad jokes are bound to have lots of fans because they rarely (if ever) offend anyone by their very nature, comedian Paul Seven told the National Post.

    They’re also ‘clean’ and require almost no extra context to get, as The New York Times points out. And the more accessible the jokes, the more fans you’re bound to get. However, comedian Seven also points out that stating the truth can and will offend some folks.

    #4

    Smart Teacher

    Tweet from user sunflower humorously describing a gym teacher claiming to be the smartest due to equal pay and playing dodgeball, highlighting true logic.

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    #5

    Amazing Comment

    Reddit thread where users share technically true fun facts, highlighting unique dates and clever comments.

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    #6

    Fair Enough

    Tweet showing garages labeled as the starting places of Apple, Disney, Amazon, and Google, sharing technically true logic.

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    So ‘Technically the Truth’ is somewhere between (technically) the truth and dad jokes, having a ton of fun in the comfortable digital nook it’s carved out for itself.

    Rule-wise, the subreddit puts a lot of emphasis on quality. So reposts are out (unless they’re older than 3 months) and you can actually get a temporary ban if you share certain controversial posts again.

    The community also incentivizes its members (or ‘truthers’ as they’re known on the sub) to actually make good content and avoid ‘low effort’ and ‘lazy’ statements and titles. And it looks like it’s working because the quality’s great (and the member count proves it).

    #7

    Thought This Might Belong Here. I Would Totally Eat 6 Donuts And Be No Worse Off Than Drinking 1 Coke

    Chart showing sugar content in drinks compared to the equivalent number of donuts, illustrating technically true logic.

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    #8

    Technically The Much-More-Impressive-Sounding Truth

    Tweet showing a technical truth about managing an environmental illumination system upgrade with no costs or safety issues.

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    #9

    Not His President

    Twitter conversation highlighting technically true statements and debates about presidential status and nationality.

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    #10

    I Am Glad They Cleared This Up

    Image of a man in a suit sitting and talking with a caption humorously stating Michelle Obama's husband, illustrating technically true logic.

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    #11

    Why Is This Correct?

    Text post with a humorous technically true statement about a son's birth and unlikely future marriage used in social media logic discussions.

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    #12

    Kicked Out Even After A Perfect Answer

    Tweet by Tim Hogan sharing a technically true yet humorous story, illustrating logic that cannot be argued with.

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    #13

    I Mean, It Is

    Car filled with concrete inside, illustrating a technically true story shared by people using unique logic.

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    #14

    Can Confirm

    Tweet about making pancakes for dogs with technically true logic shared by people in a relatable conversation format.

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    #15

    I Don't Need No Dummy

    Screenshot of a Reddit post discussing technically true logic about car companies advertising acceleration over braking speed.

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    #16

    Can’t Trust Anyone

    Twitter post by jen merritt sharing a technically true statement about Fox News and foxes with high engagement.

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    #17

    Tasty Humans...

    Man holding a potted plant illustrating a technically true fact about plants farming humans with oxygen and decomposition.

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    #18

    Cmon Google Assistant

    Screenshot of a digital assistant answering a technically true question with witty logic about seconds in a year.

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    #19

    We're Just Too Busy!!!

    Tweet discussing millennials not buying diamonds with image of a thoughtful couple, illustrating technically true logic.

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    #20

    Probably Yes

    Screenshot of a Twitter exchange showing technically true logic about a deal on Fitbit before Google purchase news.

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    #21

    It’s True

    Man holding a cat in a YouTube video screenshot with comments sharing things that are technically true logic.

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    #22

    Apparently The New Lifesaver Brand Watch.

    Tweet about a technically true fact shared by a user warning about buying watches on Amazon and swimming.

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    #23

    The Traveler Aka The Pizza Man

    Tweet by Donny Electric sharing a technically true statement with relatable logic about traveling for work delivering pizza.

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    #24

    Former Record Holder

    Man in blue suit sharing technically true logic about being the oldest man in the world and personal records on a quiz show.

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    #25

    An Interesting New Scientific Discovery

    Tweet by Mr. Drinks On Me sharing a technically true statement about fertility and hereditary traits in logic discussions.

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    #26

    Can’t Argue With That

    Screenshot of a tweet about a mysterious 1977 space radio signal, illustrating technically true logic in a Twitter reply.

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    #27

    Chickens Can’t Afford Umbrellas

    Chicken sheltering chicks under wings in rain illustrating technically true logic shared by people online.

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    #28

    You Can't Deny It....

    Comic strip showing a mother giving her son a rat and telling him to explore the continent, illustrating technically true logic.

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    #29

    I Just Threw Up In The Toilet

    Man shares a funny example of technically true logic with a DVD of the movie Up thrown in a toilet bowl.

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