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Signs are everywhere, in pretty much every area you look, so folks can get the information they need about a location or be warned about something unsafe. These indicator boards are usually extremely useful as they give quick bits of information, but sometimes they could also end up being ridiculous.

That’s exactly why the folks from this Facebook group with over 66k members share the most absurd signboards they’ve ever come across that are full of bad punctuation, weird sentences, and silly things that make no sense. Someone obviously made a conscious choice to put up such notices, and by checking out this post, you’ll be appreciating their hilarious efforts.

#1

A funny sign of a lost dog sketch next to the actual dog, showing the sketch was observational.

I thought the sketch was a little aggressive.
Turns out it was observational.

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Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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Perfect!

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    #2

    A restaurant sign with funny signs stating 'Jolene couldnt hold a candle to Dolly 1946-2026'.

    You will be missed.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    4 weeks ago

    Amen!

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    #3

    A silly-funny-sign on a marquee says, Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the M is silent.

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    David Paterson
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    4 weeks ago

    I see a sociology research project here.

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    Placards and signboards are placed in visible locations so people can see them easily and immediately understand what the maker intended to convey. According to Ving, these signs are sometimes also meant to be educational, so they are set up in dangerous areas like construction zones to teach workers and visitors about what’s happening there.

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    Notice boards can also serve as a preventative measure, helping businesses protect people from on-site injury. By posting a safety or warning sign, companies can help ensure they aren’t liable for damages a person sustains on their premises. This may seem like a cop-out, but the law considers it a reasonable way to keep people informed.

    #4

    A funny sign in a snowy landscape reads BAN PRE-SHREDDED CHEESE MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. This silly sign adds humor to a winter scene.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    4 weeks ago

    That's funny

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    #5

    A funny sign for a yard sale features a picture of Inigo Montoya saying, HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. There is a yard sale. PREPARE TO BUY.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    4 weeks ago

    Very clever

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    #6

    A funny sign at an optometrist's office with a wide-eyed cat saying: PLEASE, OPEN YOUR EYES LIKE THIS.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    4 weeks ago

    Nah, you're not tricking me again. As soon as I do this, you sneak in that dreaded air puff blast and scare me to d***h.

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    Bathroom or restaurant signs can be fun and humorous ways to draw people’s attention and entertain customers, but some placards are required by law in certain places. Excel Plants mentions that safety signs are a legal requirement in the workplace to protect people from accidents and injuries.

    In America, OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) ensures businesses provide a safe working environment for employees, including having visible signboards. In the UK, the Health and Safety at Work Regulations 1996 require employers to use safety signs and penalize them for not following the law.

    #7

    A funny sign on a shelf of aluminum foil: FREE HAT IN EVERY BOX. Silly funny signs in a store aisle.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    4 weeks ago

    Enjoy your "alien interruptus device."

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    #8

    A very short speed limit 3.5 sign on a grassy roadside next to a field of corn, with houses in the background.

    Passed this sign and my 10yo daughter says "looks like someone drove over the speed limit".

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    Balseraph
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    4 weeks ago

    She's ready to be a dad.

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    #9

    A silly funny sign for ice cream or a cruel world, a humorous choice on a chalkboard.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 weeks ago

    Ice cream for the win!

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    There are many different types of indicator boards that you might come across, just when you’re out and about in the world. Lasting Impressions explains that directional signs guide people in public spaces, including along roads, pathways, and near educational institutions.

    Another type is instructional notices that provide essential information to folks and often include the rules and regulations of businesses or areas. These signs help maintain discipline and order in spaces and ensure people aren’t getting into trouble or disrupting work.

    #10

    A silly funny sign near water warns: DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS. If you file suit, this sign will be Exhibit A.

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    Abel
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    4 weeks ago

    Do not go through life like an artist. Nobody likes that!

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    #11

    A silly funny sign outside a laundromat: Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise party.

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    sally
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    4 weeks ago

    😂😂

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    #12

    A silly funny sign on a shop door explaining a closure because we will be closed.

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    Robert Trebor
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    4 weeks ago

    Okay

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    Signs aren’t meant for only one part of the population; they’re put up so everyone gets the same information at the same time. That’s why XSign explains how important accessibility is in architectural signage, as it helps everyone navigate public spaces easily.

    The idea is to create indicator boards that include braille, large lettering, recorded messages, and even contrasting colors. This would help more people understand and benefit from the signs, which is why companies should consider doing this in as many places as possible to create real change.

    #13

    A funny sign warning to please be safe, implying if you fall, animals could eat you and get sick.

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    Abel
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    4 weeks ago

    "You are toxic. Yes, you are"

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    #14

    A silly-funny-sign for bikers asking to give walkers notice, with a humorous note from a walker below.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    4 weeks ago

    It's good to know.

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    #15

    A funny sign with a fun fact about wind chimes being made from metallic robot bones to warn others.

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    winterwidow87
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    4 weeks ago

    Oooh spooky.

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    These notice boards also benefit businesses, as they provide signage that reinforces their brand. The only problem companies tend to make with indicator boards is not taking care of them properly and letting them fall into disrepair. Blink Signs notes that lighting is a powerful tool many folks overlook, and it can affect their brand’s notice board.

    The best way to fix this is to make sure there are no dim or uneven lights set up around the place, as they can draw attention away from the sign. By regularly checking the indicator board's batteries and wiring, business owners can ensure all focus stays on their brand name, not anything else.

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    #16

    A funny sign from Guelph-Eramosa Fire Department: Never do anything you wouldnt want to explain to the paramedics. Silly signs.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    4 weeks ago

    After a few of the columns earlier this week on BP, apparently some people didn't have the benefit of reading this sign.

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    #17

    A funny sign in a city street warns that underwear must be worn with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25mph.

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    st4x2gt974
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    4 weeks ago (edited)

    I know there are a lot of BP readers in the UK. Can anyone confirm the rumor that underwear is generally not worn under kilts? I can’t stop thinking about bar stools and ball sweat 😭

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    #18

    A silly funny sign outside a bar humorously asks, WHO BROKE INTO THE BAR AND STOLE OUR LIMBO STICK SERIOUSLY HOW LOW CAN YOU GO.

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    Claire Teasdale
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    4 weeks ago

    Can you go down low?

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    Having spelling errors or unintelligible sentences isn’t the only thing that can go wrong with a signboard. Experts say poor placement can make even the best notice fail, as people may not see it clearly or may miss it completely. That’s why people need to set up indicators carefully and check them from all angles to make sure they're visible.

    In high-traffic areas, business owners should place signs where people naturally look, like entrances, near elevators, walkways, or restrooms. When they are also placed where folks spend a lot of time waiting, they'll pay more attention and read the notice board carefully.

    #19

    A funny sign with a smiley face statue, stating Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't Drive.

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    winterwidow87
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    4 weeks ago

    Instructions unclear, i drank gas and put beer in my car.

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    #20

    A silly-funny-sign with stick figures. One is hitting the other with a wrench and the text says, Dont tell me how to do my job.

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    Laughing Orc
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    4 weeks ago

    Fair warning.

    #21

    A person holding a cardboard sign with a funny message: Stop Showing Me Ads for Things I Just Talked About.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    4 weeks ago

    We don't get to see more of the guy with a sign? He's the best part!

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    A sign might not seem like such a big deal to you or me, and judging from this list, they might even be considered absurd by some. Folks who need signs for safety or to draw attention to their business should set up high-quality notices built to last.

    That’s why Jones Neon Displays says nobody should cut corners on their signboards, because it can lead to significant wear and tear and detract from the message. Using the right metal, waterproof paint, and even bird spikes can help ensure your indicator board doesn’t fall apart or get covered up and hidden from viewers.

    #22

    A funny sign on an ice cream freezer that reads Pls Do Not Tap on Glass It Scares the Ice Cream.

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    chakra1962angel
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    4 weeks ago

    I am going to tap just to see what happens.

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    #23

    A funny signs zoo rule sign warning visitors to retrieve objects thrown at crocodiles/snakes.

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    winterwidow87
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    4 weeks ago

    That's only fair. Don't be a dîck to animals.

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    #24

    A funny road sign in a desert landscape reads Absolutely Nothing Next 22 Miles, amusing travelers.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    I've visited places like these more than once.

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    As you’ve probably noticed from this list, some signs just have the most absurd things written on them, and might make you question who even wrote them in the first place. In some cases, this can lead to a funny story, but it can also damage a business's reputation if they don’t take care.

    That’s why Signs By Tomorrow says companies should update their notice boards whenever they experience a big change. This helps ensure the sign has no outdated information, spelling errors, translation mistakes, or anything else that could distract from the main message.

    #25

    A funny fence with Look Bob I've Painted My Fence and a smiley face, one of many silly signs.

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    A. Br.
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    4 weeks ago

    Must be a Hoa in the area

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    #26

    A silly funny sign on a whiteboard about wanting a username and password prompt to say Close Enough.

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    Radek Suski
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    4 weeks ago

    It would work only if the site/app would know your password and it shouldn't know your password. ever!

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    #27

    A silly sign for a speed camera honesty box asks drivers to photograph themselves and leave a fine.

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    David Paterson
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    4 weeks ago

    Brilliant!

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    If you’ve never paid more than a second’s worth of attention to an indicator board, this might be a sign for you to closely observe every single one you see from now on. Who knows, you might be the next person posting on the Facebook group about the crazy signboard you’ve come across.

    We’d love to hear if you’ve ever seen any funny placards like this, and what you would write on a sign if you had the power to do so. Do share your thoughts in the comments below.

    #28

    A silly funny sign outside a strip mall reads Some peoples two cents are why we got rid of pennies.

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    st4x2gt974
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    4 weeks ago

    if ONLY if worked like that!

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    #29

    A silly funny sign states, Whoever put the S in fastfood is a marketing genius, playing on the word fast.

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    Bunny Wood
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    4 weeks ago

    Mmmmm cheeseburgers....

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    #30

    A funny sign on a wooden fence at a beach warns, Do not feed the seagulls it makes them grow very big and very angry.

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    Abel
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    4 weeks ago

    Seagulls are scary. And smart.

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    #31

    A silly funny sign on a brown door shows stick figures for male, female, and alien with text Whatever, Just Wash Your Hands.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    4 weeks ago

    It's not an alien concept.

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    #32

    A funny sign from Indian Hills Community Center reads, Well, to be Frank I'd have to change my name.

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    Robert T
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    4 weeks ago

    "I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest."

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    #33

    A funny sign post with a notice thanking for noticing this new notice.

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    Claire Teasdale
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    4 weeks ago

    noooooooo (tice)

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    #34

    A funny sign warning against parking Batmobiles or other crime-fighting vehicles on the street.

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    Abel
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    4 weeks ago

    Chiropteran themed vehicles? Now I want to know more! Batman is real!

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    #35

    A silly funny sign on a door states: DUE TO HORRIFIC EXPERIENCES, WE NO LONGER HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

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    Velveteen Worm
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    4 weeks ago

    I wish we didn’t have public restroom available at my job. Absolutely the worst part of the shift and 95% of the patrons are adults so I’m always extra appalled. Especially when I’ve been there for 10 1/2 hours and never once saw a child or someone who can’t use the restroom on their own that day

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    #36

    A silly-funny-sign in Australia shows a giant mosquito carrying away a person, warning of the large insects.

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    Fransanchez
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    4 weeks ago

    They love mine....Doesn't matter where I go, if there is just one mosquito, midgie or any other blood sukcing beasty, and a hundred people around me, I will be the one that gets bitten 😖😖

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    #37

    A silly funny sign for a broom and dustpan set inside a glass case reads In Case of Broken Glass.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    I still don't think that sign is all it's going to be cracked up to be

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    #38

    A funny sign with a list of global facts, ending with Don't let ONE person ruin YOUR day.

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    les
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    4 weeks ago

    let the USA government do it instead

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    #39

    A funny sign at a fairground ride stating that crying is not an emergency, emphasizing silly rules.

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    michael reid
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    4 weeks ago

    Basics that should be taught in primary school!

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    #40

    A silly sign warning kids not to play on septic tanks, or they will be put inside.

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    Marlene Ricker
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    3 weeks ago

    Now that is a threat to be reckoned with!

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    #41

    A silly sign advertises Taco Emergency, Call 9 Juan Juan, a pun on 911.

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    Eppe
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    4 weeks ago

    Solid NE!

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    #42

    A silly funny sign in a store aisle clarifies that cat milk does not come from cats, next to cat milk products.

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 weeks ago

    You can milk anything with ni‍pples

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    #43

    A funny sign saying ATTENTION OH, SORRY NEVERMIND is posted next to a bare tree in a parking lot.

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    Nadira Abdulla
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    4 weeks ago

    This could be dangerous depending on where it is placed

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    #44

    A silly-funny sign at Healy True Value, Men choosing paint must have note from wife.

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    David Paterson
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    4 weeks ago

    I learnt that lesson decades ago.

    #45

    A silly-funny sign on the side of the road, I thought dogs were hard to train, look at all the humans that cant sit and stay.

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    CarEnthusiast
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    4 weeks ago

    It's true

    #46

    A funny sign reading Please have your nuts weighed at register during checkout, a silly sign in a store.

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    nut nibbler
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    4 weeks ago

    Heyyyyyyyyy

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    #47

    A funny juxtaposition of an Adult Video sign next to a billboard of Jesus is Watching, creating a silly sign.

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    #48

    A funny sign that reads Please Walk on the Grass from Parks, Forestry & Recreation.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    Within limits, it's actually good for grass to be walked on.

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    #49

    A liquor store sign with funny signs promoting beer for strength and wisdom in wine.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    Well...considering that some judge ruled that Americans don't have the right to clean drinking water...

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    #50

    A funny sign warning unauthorized parkers that air will be taken out of tires and license plates removed.

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    DEW
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    4 weeks ago

    Love this!!

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    #51

    A damaged Piggly Wiggly sign with a silly funny message: You should see the other guy, but we are still open.

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    st4x2gt974
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    4 weeks ago

    I’m stickin’ with the pig!

    #52

    A Saloon sign with funny signs saying 'I'm so in debt I could start a government'.

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    Franklin
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    3 weeks ago

    I laughed at this then thought about the dept of a lot of countries and then I started laughing at that😂😂

    #53

    A funny sign with a drawing of a man, offering tear-off tabs that read On Me, like a-ha's song Take On Me.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    I can't - I'll be gone in a day or twoooooooooooo.

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    #54

    A funny sign on a small, solitary gate in an open, dry field asking to PLEASE CLOSE GATE.

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    Rose the Cook
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    4 weeks ago

    So, who stole the fence?

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    #55

    A funny sign outside a store, a yellow chalkboard with SOUPS OF THE DAY... BEER written in colorful chalk.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    Do you give it away free, then?

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    #56

    A silly funny sign that reads This sign no longer in use, hanging on a wooden fence with green vines.

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    Janissary35680
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    The flight line manuals I used to edit actually had pages marked "This page deliberately left blank" so that users wouldn't think that something had been skipped due to a broken printer or a missing sheet. (The blank pages were usually the result of typesetting and bookbinding constraints. Sometimes they were actually removed for technical or other reasons.)

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    #57

    A silly funny sign on a chalkboard begins A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE with illegible scribbles below.

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    keyboardtek
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    4 weeks ago

    They don't even write prescriptions anymore! They get sent to the pharmacy via computer and internet. Prevents any illegal d**g sales.

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    #58

    A funny sign on a bathroom door with two handles: DIDNT WASH HANDS and WASHED HANDS. Silly signs with a joke.

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    Laughing Orc
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    4 weeks ago

    Yeah but you know some a****t who didn't wash his hands is going to use the other handle...

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    #59

    A silly funny sign with a fork taped next to a LIFT sticker on a piece of heavy machinery.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    When you've got gaffer tape and plastic cutlery, who needs paint ?

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    #60

    A silly sign saying, Every woman is a doll. Now whether it is Barbie, Annabelle, or Voodoo is a roll of the dice.

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    Wagner
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    4 weeks ago

    Some of them are Bratz.

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    #61

    A funny sign reading, I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING BY MY SECOND RODEO. Seems like a very low amount of rodeos.

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    Lyn D
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    4 weeks ago

    Tell me you’ve never been to a rodeo without telling me you’ve never been for a rodeo 😂

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    #62

    A funny sign outside Indian Hills Community Center with the text Never Trust a Train They Have Loco Motives.

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    Demdumpin
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    4 weeks ago

    But they can also let off steam

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    #63

    A funny sign post in a forest reads PRIVATE SIGN DO NOT READ, creating a paradox.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    My life of crime continues unabated, having begun on the infamous day when I touched a DO NOT TOUCH sign.

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    #64

    A funny sign about a toilet ONLY for DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN, creating a silly funny sign.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    4 weeks ago

    Oh. That's a very small group

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    #65

    A silly-funny sign that lists answer desk rates, with dumb looks being free.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    Answer queue rates - intelligent question, $1; dumb question, $5; question involving the words "why don't you just...", $100

    #66

    A funny sign at Dollar General reads: Dollar General did not get you pregnant so don't steal our Pampers.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 weeks ago

    But stealing huggies is okay?

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    #67

    A funny sign with a No Parking symbol and the text Visualize Yourself Being Towed.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    4 weeks ago

    And cash being removed from your wallet.

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    #68

    A funny billboard sign encourages saving Earth, stating it is the only planet with beer.

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    43Duckies
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    4 weeks ago

    That we know of!

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    #69

    A silly sign warns visitors at an animal pen not to open gates or climb fences, and not to chase chickens or stick fingers in calves mouths.

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    camelia strink
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    4 weeks ago

    I hope the calves bit those fingers!

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    #70

    A funny sign by a swimming pool, warning Do not enter the pool if you are ill with diarrhea.

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    DEW
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    4 weeks ago

    Great call on this one!!

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    #71

    A silly sign on a black trash bag stating, Emergency Phone Not Installed. Please Do Not Have An Emergency.

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    G A
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    4 weeks ago

    Move along 3 miles and have your emergency there...

    #72

    A catering dish with a silly-funny sign that says Meet Lasagna.

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    NJ P
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    1 month ago

    Nice to meet you.

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    #73

    A tiny patch of grass with a funny Keep Off The Grass sign, highlighting silly restrictions.

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    Nay Wilson
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    4 weeks ago

    Awww 🥰 that’s the cutest little patch of grass I’ve ever seen

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    #74

    A silly sign on a yellow wet floor cone indicates the toilet is out of order and to use the floor below.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    Well okay, you asked for it. *drops pants* *moments later the horrified screams begin*

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    #75

    A funny sign that reads RESERVED OLD MEN WITH FAT BELLIES, placed on a wooden post.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    4 weeks ago

    Huh. I actually don't know a lot of reserved old men with fat bellies. They tend to be fairly gregarious.

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    #76

    A silly funny sign in a grocery store advertising Irresistible Mice Pies 6PK for £2.00.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    As a predatory bird I am greatly intrigued by these reasonably priced mice.

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    #77

    A funny warning sign on a small container of sauce that reads, This container is not Microwaveable or Ovenable.

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    DEW
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    4 weeks ago

    Need this warning on the squishy toys kiddos are heating up.

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    #78

    A woman smiling and holding a package of Prumila Jussipussi Sämpylä, a funny sign for bread.

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    geezah79
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    4 weeks ago

    Jussi's bag of buns. Actually that sound wrong too.

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    #79

    A funny sign with a 100 km/h speed limit on a very narrow, unpaved road alongside a cliff overlooking the ocean.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    4 weeks ago

    This is Mission Control. T minus 2 minutes and counting!

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    #80

    A funny sign that says Anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave, a silly warning.

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    G A
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    4 weeks ago

    Saves time?

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    #81

    A silly sign in a bakery asking customers to use tongues to pick pastries, next to a display of funny donuts.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    4 weeks ago

    If you insist...

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    #82

    A silly sign at an airport states EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED. This funny sign is placed in the middle of a busy airport terminal.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    4 weeks ago

    I wasn't going to eat it, just munch on it a bit.

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    #83

    A funny sign on a drive-thru window stating We Have Frozen Ice.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    4 weeks ago

    Its better that way.

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    #84

    A silly funny sign on a restaurant check presenter that says Restaurant Logo Here.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    Restaurant Logo Here has really good bread on the menu.

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    #85

    A funny sign, a note with misspellings left on a car: Youre Vehickle IS to close to my Howse! Silly funny signs.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    4 weeks ago

    This is another one of those signs with purposely misspelled words to get people to fall apart correcting it. Let's see how many of us do.

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    #86

    A silly sign with a typo: VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED AND FIND $50. Humorous funny signs.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 weeks ago

    $50 won't cover the tow, but $50 is $50.

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    #87

    A silly-funny sign on a glass door, Kyle got Jenny pregnant on the prep table. We closed.

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    Rose the Cook
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    4 weeks ago

    Too much information!

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    #88

    A silly sign with white text on a green background says Please try to walk without walking.

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    David Paterson
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    4 weeks ago

    John Cleese; Ministry of silly?

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    #89

    A funny Pizza Hut sign with silly lyrics: Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    4 weeks ago

    Papa Roach 🎶

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    #90

    A funny sign with a person sitting in a chair, text says: SIT HERE IF YOU'VE JUST EATEN PIZZA.

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    Andrew Keir
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    4 weeks ago

    Is there an "H" missing ?

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    #91

    A silly funny sign at a car wash humorously says JUST WALK where it should say WASH.

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    DEW
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    4 weeks ago

    But I want to run!

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    #92

    A road sign displaying a funny signs speed limit of 17 mph.

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    Beak Hookage
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    4 weeks ago

    I saw a photoshopped version of a sign like this with the added text "UNLESS MR IMPORTANT IS RUNNING LATE".

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    #93

    A funny sign saying Please be aware chair is broken taped to a broken chair.

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    DEW
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    4 weeks ago

    I wonder how they figured out the chair was broken?? But the bigger question is how many people tried to sit there that they had to put up a sign??

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    #94

    A funny sign from Pak n Save apologizing for inconvenience and listing several Fanta drinks on special price.

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    michael reid
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    4 weeks ago

    Why is this funny?

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    #95

    A silly sign on a tree that reads NO GO ZONE in a rural setting.

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    PenguinEmp
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    4 weeks ago

    I'd add a comma to confuse. No, go zone

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    #96

    A heart-shaped silly-funny-sign in chalk reads, My husband and I are doing a workshop: he works and I shop.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    4 weeks ago

    Hmm, another one that aged out.

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    #97

    A funny sign with the title ATTENTION: and text below explaining service charges and tips.

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    winterwidow87
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    1 month ago (edited)

    The only embarrassing thing here is that despite recognizing their hard work, you still refuse to pay your staff a proper wage.

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