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97 Funny Signs People Found In The Wild And Had To Photograph
Signs are everywhere, in pretty much every area you look, so folks can get the information they need about a location or be warned about something unsafe. These indicator boards are usually extremely useful as they give quick bits of information, but sometimes they could also end up being ridiculous.
That’s exactly why the folks from this Facebook group with over 66k members share the most absurd signboards they’ve ever come across that are full of bad punctuation, weird sentences, and silly things that make no sense. Someone obviously made a conscious choice to put up such notices, and by checking out this post, you’ll be appreciating their hilarious efforts.
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#1
I thought the sketch was a little aggressive.
Turns out it was observational.
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Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 1 month ago
Nah, you're not tricking me again. As soon as I do this, you sneak in that dreaded air puff blast and scare me to d***h.
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Passed this sign and my 10yo daughter says "looks like someone drove over the speed limit".
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Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 1 month ago
After a few of the columns earlier this week on BP, apparently some people didn't have the benefit of reading this sign.
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st4x2gt974 1 month ago (edited)
I know there are a lot of BP readers in the UK. Can anyone confirm the rumor that underwear is generally not worn under kilts? I can’t stop thinking about bar stools and ball sweat 😭
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AtMostAFabulist 1 month ago
We don't get to see more of the guy with a sign? He's the best part!
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Radek Suski 1 month ago
It would work only if the site/app would know your password and it shouldn't know your password. ever!
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Velveteen Worm 1 month ago
I wish we didn’t have public restroom available at my job. Absolutely the worst part of the shift and 95% of the patrons are adults so I’m always extra appalled. Especially when I’ve been there for 10 1/2 hours and never once saw a child or someone who can’t use the restroom on their own that day
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Fransanchez 1 month ago
They love mine....Doesn't matter where I go, if there is just one mosquito, midgie or any other blood sukcing beasty, and a hundred people around me, I will be the one that gets bitten 😖😖
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Andrew Keir 1 month ago
I still don't think that sign is all it's going to be cracked up to be
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Analyn Lahr 1 month ago
Well...considering that some judge ruled that Americans don't have the right to clean drinking water...
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Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 1 month ago (edited)
I can't - I'll be gone in a day or twoooooooooooo.
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Janissary35680 1 month ago
The flight line manuals I used to edit actually had pages marked "This page deliberately left blank" so that users wouldn't think that something had been skipped due to a broken printer or a missing sheet. (The blank pages were usually the result of typesetting and bookbinding constraints. Sometimes they were actually removed for technical or other reasons.)
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keyboardtek 1 month ago
They don't even write prescriptions anymore! They get sent to the pharmacy via computer and internet. Prevents any illegal d**g sales.
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Laughing Orc 1 month ago
Yeah but you know some a****t who didn't wash his hands is going to use the other handle...
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Beak Hookage 1 month ago
My life of crime continues unabated, having begun on the infamous day when I touched a DO NOT TOUCH sign.
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Andrew Keir 1 month ago
Answer queue rates - intelligent question, $1; dumb question, $5; question involving the words "why don't you just...", $100
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Beak Hookage 1 month ago
Well okay, you asked for it. *drops pants* *moments later the horrified screams begin*
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Grape Walls of Ire 1 month ago
Huh. I actually don't know a lot of reserved old men with fat bellies. They tend to be fairly gregarious.
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Beak Hookage 1 month ago
As a predatory bird I am greatly intrigued by these reasonably priced mice.
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Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 1 month ago
This is another one of those signs with purposely misspelled words to get people to fall apart correcting it. Let's see how many of us do.
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Beak Hookage 1 month ago
I saw a photoshopped version of a sign like this with the added text "UNLESS MR IMPORTANT IS RUNNING LATE".
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winterwidow87 1 month ago (edited)
The only embarrassing thing here is that despite recognizing their hard work, you still refuse to pay your staff a proper wage.
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Jan Castle 1 month ago
i know that some is photoshope, other ones are AI generated, but still there is some funny, thank you!
Jan Castle 1 month ago
i know that some is photoshope, other ones are AI generated, but still there is some funny, thank you!
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