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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Last Hurrah
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

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    Thai Ya Long
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'heck' for everybody else would be having to look at my hair.

    Kat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Florida basically

    Galaxy Nerd
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it was at the temperature where putting on a jacket makes you too hot but not wearing one makes you too cold

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas. There is no such thing as dry heat or dry cold here. It's always humid, all the time. I was born and raised in Texas, I'm 49 years old, and even I am sick of hearing the words... "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And EVERYBODY says it!!!! And most don't even realize they're saying it, it's so damn common. I hate humidity!! But I love Texas!!

    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lower Alabama as well--L.A. for short.

    Danielle Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Florida. Hot as hell and 900000000000000% humidity.

    Debster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm half a Floridian. The worst was when I went to Huntsville Alabama. Lordy it was just hanging in the air.

    Grace Wiebe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to summer in Ontario, Canada. And a landlord that refuses to put on the A/C. Yeah, that's life in real time.

    Brenda Paul
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. This place is called Tallahassee.

    SurfrTx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved to Houston after living in So Cal and it's F...ING HUMID HERE!!

    MonsterMash
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!”...every white person’s fav summer quote lol

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez!! That's a stupid comment!! I'm pretty sure people of all races, colors, ethnicities, religions, etc. say it too. White people DO NOT corner the market on humidity!! How often do I have to get onto people for this kind of b******t thinking?? I have Native American heritage and some European heritage as well. I'm not very happy with my white heritage. Because they invaded this country, killed the people and took their lands, then they brought people from Africa and other places over to turn them into slaves, and they have basically destroyed almost everything they can get their hands on. So the phrase "every white person"...is a ridiculous comment. And, Yes, I needed to vent!! And you were the 1st idiot to say something STUPID AS HELL!!!

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    David Viesta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! that already happens all the time to me.

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    Diana R
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it leaves a sticky spot...

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    Nathan Girard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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    CultOfBambi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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    Alia G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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    NoYFB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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    Tommy Gunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the air control off of recirculate.

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    TwiceRice23
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo... This is just another day in my life... Upgrading soon hopefully

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    TheFoxGuy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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    Elina Kuusisto
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint your nails on the toilet. Haha not today, Satan!

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    Dixon's Mama
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

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    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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