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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Thai Ya Long
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if it was at the temperature where putting on a jacket makes you too hot but not wearing one makes you too cold

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Tammy Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Texas. There is no such thing as dry heat or dry cold here. It's always humid, all the time. I was born and raised in Texas, I'm 49 years old, and even I am sick of hearing the words... "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And EVERYBODY says it!!!! And most don't even realize they're saying it, it's so damn common. I hate humidity!! But I love Texas!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm half a Floridian. The worst was when I went to Huntsville Alabama. Lordy it was just hanging in the air.

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Grace Wiebe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to summer in Ontario, Canada. And a landlord that refuses to put on the A/C. Yeah, that's life in real time.

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SurfrTx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moved to Houston after living in So Cal and it's F...ING HUMID HERE!!

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MonsterMash
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!”...every white person’s fav summer quote lol

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Tammy Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez!! That's a stupid comment!! I'm pretty sure people of all races, colors, ethnicities, religions, etc. say it too. White people DO NOT corner the market on humidity!! How often do I have to get onto people for this kind of b******t thinking?? I have Native American heritage and some European heritage as well. I'm not very happy with my white heritage. Because they invaded this country, killed the people and took their lands, then they brought people from Africa and other places over to turn them into slaves, and they have basically destroyed almost everything they can get their hands on. So the phrase "every white person"...is a ridiculous comment. And, Yes, I needed to vent!! And you were the 1st idiot to say something STUPID AS HELL!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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