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Article created by: Monika Pašukonytė

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you meet up with your date and realize – so not a fit? The scariest thought about it is what if they don't think the same, what if they expect something more?

So, you have to come up with something to make sure it won't happen. And, well, yapping nonsense quite often does the trick. Only problem – doing so requires quite a talent, not everyone can blab on the spot. That's why we prepared today's list – it's full of ideas on what to say when you're sure you don't want that second date. So, buckle up and let's go on this wild ride!

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#1

Red Make America Great Again hat resting on an open book with a blurred map in the background, symbolizing sassy one-liners. I can do it in 3 seconds: “I voted for Trump.”.

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    Close-up of a laptop screen showing a LinkedIn profile page with SEO content and Google search results visible. So, do you see this going somewhere? Because my parents really want grandkids soon, and I already showed them your LinkedIn.

    XoMarixoxo , Nathana Rebouças Report

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    #3

    Woman holding binoculars outdoors on a sunny day, illustrating sassy one-liners to wreck a first date quickly. You look so different when I'm not looking at you through binoculars.

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    #4

    Security guard in sunglasses standing with arms crossed outdoors, illustrating sassy one-liners used to wreck a first date. Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me, my parole officer couldn’t believe it when I was telling him about you. “Just remember how you ended up in this situation” is all he could say lol.

    HotSpicedChai , Kindel Media Report

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    #5

    A smiling man and woman posing together indoors, illustrating sassy one-liners people have used to wreck a first date. "I hope you don't mind, i brought my mum along".

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    #6

    Young couple on a first date sharing a moment, illustrating sassy one-liners that can wreck a date quickly. “Can we move to the restaurant across the street? I can’t be within so many yards of a school.”.

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    #7

    A couple laughing on a first date at an outdoor café, illustrating sassy one-liners people have used to wreck dates. Hey i hear you're looking for a stud, ive got the std all i need is u.

    HanlonsKnight , prostooleh Report

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    #8

    Young woman using sassy one-liners on a first date while eating salad in a cozy restaurant setting. "I forgot my wallet. I'll just eat whatever you don't finish.".

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    #9

    Man outdoors holding two young boys in white shirts, illustrating sassy one-liners to wreck a first date. I dated a guy who told me that he already had the names for our first 3 kids on our one and only date and minutes into it. I noped out of there.

    SweaterSteve1966 , prostooleh Report

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    #10

    A woman and man on a first date outdoors at night, highlighting sassy one-liners used to wreck a first date. When they show up, look at them with a flat expression, then say:

    “…really?” “Well, I’m sure you did your best.”

    If that doesn’t do it, you can add: “Actually, I’m really good at making the best of bad situations. You can still pay for our date!”.

    Nemo2BThrownAway , Kateryna Hliznitsova Report

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    #11

    Woman in sunglasses holding a drink during a first date outdoors with sassy one-liners conversation atmosphere. Hmm... Here is a wet wipe, show me how you really look under all those layers.

    EnigmaCM1 , freepik Report

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    #12

    A young couple on a first date sharing wine, illustrating sassy one-liners used to wreck a first date quickly. Wow you’re hot you kinda look like my mom.

    LostBravo , freepik Report

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    #13

    Woman in sunglasses relaxing on chaise lounge outdoors enjoying a drink, illustrating sassy one-liners to wreck a first date. Are you familiar with the advantages of a fractional ownership vacation condo?

    Rat-Scabies , freepik Report

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    #14

    Two men sharing a drink and laughing in a bar, illustrating sassy one-liners that can wreck a first date quickly. My ex was hotter.

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    #15

    A couple on a first date at a cafe, engaged in a serious conversation, illustrating sassy one-liners wrecking dates. “I think I’m in love with you.”
    Nothing beats the old Ted Mosby.

    BubblesRAwesome , katemangostar Report

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    #16

    Woman smiling and holding a glass on a first date in a cozy restaurant with sassy one-liners in mind to wreck it fast. I never thought they would let me out in public again this is so exciting.. i love you.

    Itchy_Pudding_9940 , rawpixel.com Report

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    #17

    A young woman in a denim jacket uses sassy one-liners during a first date, expressing herself confidently. Nothing. just stare at them silently. 

    60 seconds doesn't sound like a long time but imagine someone just staring at you wordlessly for a full minute. 

    and i feel like it would make it even more disturbing if after the full minute of weirdness i just started making normal conversation. .

    themurderator , freepik Report

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    #18

    Young man in a white shirt holding delicate flowers, embodying a mood fitting sassy one-liners to wreck a first date. I don't usually date effeminate guys, but you seem ok.

    fancylamas , freepik Report

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    #19

    Fantasy game battle scene showing armored warriors preparing to fight with health bars above characters, illustrating sassy one-liners. Let me introduce you to Raid Shadow Legends.

    Due_Arm_7249 , Reari Gaming Report

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    #20

    Person holding a diamond ring, symbolizing a sassy one-liner that could wreck a first date quickly. 1. Make eye contact
    2. Put the ring back on.

    CogentEnigma , The Yuri Arcurs Collection Report

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    #21

    Couple sitting on kitchen floor, smiling and holding mugs, illustrating sassy one-liners used to wreck a first date. So I still live with my ex... but we’re on good terms.

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    #22

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?".

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    #23

    You amateurs have to say something? I just show up.

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    #24

    Yoda standing in a misty swamp scene, embodying wisdom with a thoughtful expression in a dimly lit forest. Talk like Yoda we must!

    TradeIcy1669 , Beejel Parmar Report

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    #25

    Couple at a restaurant sharing a first date moment, illustrating sassy one-liners that can wreck a date quickly. Given my track record, "hi, how's it going?" usually does the trick.

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    #26

    Young woman making a sassy facial expression outdoors, illustrating sassy one-liners to wreck a first date quickly. "Oh no...Its that really how you look? Or is this trick?".

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    #27

    You don‘t look like the guy on your pictures.

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    #28

    I would love to feel em, just one touch real quick.

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    #29

    "Before we get started, would you please review and sign this NDA?".

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    #30

    ''I always dreamt of a face like yours. It might be good to add to my collection..." Say it softly, like you're whispering to yourself.

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    #31

    I’m married.

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    #32

    Two people hugging outdoors wearing sweaters, illustrating sassy one-liners used to wreck a first date. "where's my hug?".

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