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Women Online Roast Men Who Say They Prefer The “No Makeup Look,” Here Are The 51 Best Posts
There are a whole bunch of reasons to take issue with modern beauty standards, but some men are very confidently incorrect that they are knowledgeable about how women can and should look. As always, when ignorance and confidence mix, these folks make sure everyone knows about it.
So we’ve gathered some of the best posts of women mocking men who say they prefer the “no makeup look” despite having only the faintest idea of what it actually is. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments down below.
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#1
I feel like they should shave their beard off so we can see their undefined jaws and double chins 🤷🏻♀️.
Sue User 2 days ago
I dont mind facial hair. But I have noticed a trend for full mustache, no beard. To me, they all look like p**n star wannabes from 1970's. Just waiting for " what is your sign ? ".
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 days ago
Why do you think I sport a spike jungle around my mouth...? I've had ladies from every walks of life (work, family, acquaintances and the likes) ask me to shave off the spikes only to go UM when they see my unremarkable jawline XP XD
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago
Well that’s a them problem !! Not a you problem ,
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SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 days ago
Only about one in 10 men looks good in a beard. I’m SO ready for the beard fad to be over.
Michelle C 2 days ago (edited)
LMAO...funny to see this because I knew a guy and he had a full nicely taken care of full beard and mustache and was hot. Then he shaved it off for some reason and DUDE...all I can say is that beard was working some magic cause the spell was broken real quick
Lee Gilliland 1 day ago
Anybody remember King Charles with a beard and he actually looked good?
Min 2 days ago
Very few men with facial hair leave it completely natural. Most men specifically change their appearance by manipulating their facial hair.
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The Other Guest 2 days ago
100% I loath makeup ,it means the woman is hiding something !! Fact, they are really creepy imo ,n if a bird with some comes anywhere near me im gone !! "Shudders" awful stuff , now a very short just past the 9p clock smoky eye kind yes they look s**y as , full makeup NO !! See how stupid that sounds? You cannot determine a persons character by their facial hair.
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#2
Annoyed, maybe also a bit amused. It’s not even the fact that they can’t tell (which is also true), it’s more that I have never once asked a man how much makeup he wants to see on a woman, and yet they insist on telling me anyway.
Earonn - 2 days ago (edited)
It's the "whatever a woman does must be to earn MY goodwill" mindset. The entitlement is through the roof, as is the idiocy. I also wonder if that isn't good old projection, given how many men seem to find other men's opinion about them veeery important and are playing the [ insert current manosphere alpha fad ] part.
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago (edited)
I comes under I dont care what you think of me , … I wasn’t born to impress you !!!!!
#3
Sounds like a man who thinks women’s choices should revolve around him, which isn’t a man I want to spend any time with.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
That's weird. If I prefer something and find it perfectly normal, then I think everything revolves around me? Why is that? Edit: OK, I see it's the broadcasting of this opinion that is an issue. I can see that, yes.
Nina 2 days ago
If you don't actively inform others of your preference like it would be of great value to them, you're probably good. If you go blasting it at every possible occasion, you're overrating the importance of your preference by thousands of miles.
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I prefer a man who doesn't give his opinion when no one asked for it, and yet here we are.
#5
I think they don’t know what “no makeup” looks like. What they actually are saying is they prefer makeup that they can’t tell is makeup. I don’t wear makeup 99% of the time. On the days I wear natural makeup the world suddenly changes and men treat me completely differently.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 days ago
THIS. 100%! If you’re like me (fair-skinned, dark circles under eyes) makeup makes a difference.
K Barnes 1 day ago
I was recently surprised that I am so bad at recognizing natural makeup. One of my coworkers stopped in on her day off to grab something with no makeup on and I realized she actually wears a lot of makeup on a daily basis, it's just really natural and well done. She looked very different. I had no idea and I'm a woman.
The Other Guest 2 days ago
"...can't stand women either troweled on slap..." This you? "I comes under I dont care what you think of me , … I wasn’t born to impress you !!!!!"
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#6
I think they think they sound more down to earth but, as a professional makeup artist all I hear is “I prefer women that are naturally gorgeous” which is actually a bigger ask lol.
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago
Extremely impossible ask , cos we are all beautiful in our own ways , but perfection DOES NOT EXIST!! no one is perfect 🤷♀️
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
I prefer women who are naturally gorgeous. What they look like is totally irrelevant! It's how they are as a person.
#7
You're free to have a preference. Don't shove that on to me. And don't conflate your preference with deserving of respect.
#8
I roll my eyes because they have no idea what they are talking about. Most of them mean "I like a soft more natural make up look" They still want smooth, clear looking skin, no bags around the eye and a bit of mascara. They don't know what they are talking about, they think they do, but they don't. Just ignore men, you should be your own target audience. DO YOU LIKE IT? that is all that matters. Confidence is sexier than Sephora.
#9
Somehow the guys who say that tend to fall for women with a lot of makeup on their faces, and then they try to pressure the woman to stop using it.
If you don't want a woman with makeup then choose a woman with no make up!
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 days ago
In my early twenties I made the mistake of dating a guy like this. He said he appreciated that I put in the effort to look good, but now that we were in a relationship he didn't want me to look as good so other guys wouldn't look at me. Dude, bye!
amy lee 2 days ago
That's also saying without make up they find you less attractive. There's no way of making it through the conversation without making a total j4ckass of himself. Good you dumped him
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If it’s someone I’m dating and they see me first thing in the morning with not a drop on and say I look most beautiful like this or something it’s lovely. For almost all other situations, it’s an ick and they can’t tell when women are or aren’t wearing makeup
SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 days ago
For about a month after my foot surgery, I wore no makeup at all (and I almost always wear it.) This made no difference at all to how my partner behaved towards me.
#11
Indifferent. They grossly overestimate how much I value their opinion. And, considering I can see them and what that raggedy beard is camouflaging...Welp.
#12
I couldn't care less about what a man thinks about make up.
#13
The men I've known couldn't even recognize lip fillers lol I generally just take it as a sign that they're the kind of person who has opinions on things they don't understand.
#14
I feel that they mean they prefer a woman that is naturally perfect which is an odd thing to say when they themselves are mediocre at best.
#15
I just tell them I prefer a man that isn’t broke. Shuts them right up.
Kelly Scott 2 days ago
Oh, for crying out loud, you guys. The guy is telling her he prefers a woman who does or doesn't wear makeup and she's telling him she prefers a man that isn't broke. She's simply implying she doesn't need someone telling what she should and shouldn't wear and is giving him a taste of his own medicine. How hard is that to understand?
Michael Largey 1 day ago
"Being broke is not a disgrace. It is merely a catastrophe." - Nero Wolfe
farbenzirkel 2 days ago
There is a spectrum between broke and rich, you know...?
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I don’t really care. I rarely wear makeup and if I do it’s for me.
#17
"cool story, not sure why you think I care though?".
#18
“Oh you mean you prefer women who look conventionally beautiful but also like they didn’t have to put any work or effort into it, they’re just like that naturally without even trying” 😂.
BrownEyedGrrl 2 days ago
I don't know or care if she's wearing makeup, but this woman is stunning! I'm a woman.
#19
I used to play a game with my male friends where I would either show pictures or point to girls and ask them what makeup they were wearing.
Unless someone had a glitter cut crease, they often had NO idea she was wearing any make up at all.
The average man has no idea what makeup even looks like.
In most cases, when men say this they mean they don’t like heavy, colorful or dramatic makeup. Which is fine, you can have a personal preference on aesthetics. But i find the wording a bit silly.
#20
I wonder how they feel when women say they “prefer man with six-packs”….
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 days ago (edited)
Yeah sorry, I'm peace-ing out. I have a six pack minus five... -_-"
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Sometimes I have a six-pack. Occasionally I just buy the whole case of beer...
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
I feel relief. Much the same relief that I imagine women feel when they're told by a man how women should look. You know that you don't need to take them at all seriously.
#21
They don’t want club makeup they want clean face makeup.
When you actually don’t wear makeup you get asked if you are sick.
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 days ago
I look completely washed out without make-up, no definition (blonde eyebrows that were plucked into oblivion in the 90s, pale lips, grey eyes, very pale skin). Make-up helps tremendously.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 days ago
You sound like me, except for the eyebrows part.
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I never wear makeup and prefer someone who can accept my body the way it is.
#23
I guess I'm gonna have to start wearing makeup.
But in reality, most men don't know what "no makeup" looks like and what they like is natural makeup. The only times I've been complimented by men for looking pretty without makeup I was wearing a lot of makeup. I replied by smearing it across my face.
My goal is to attract as few men as possible in my daily life. I would love if men just never noticed me at all. I only wear makeup because I need my photo taken for something and very rarely because it's goth night at a club and I'm feeling creative.
Nils Skirnir 2 days ago
A lot of the no makeup crapola comes from the religious fanatics. Funny thing is the most lacquered up wimmins I’ve ever met are southern conservative religious fanatics. Go figure
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago
From a woman’s perspective,I dint wear it haven’t done in almost 40 yrs now , I’m me , I honestly do not care any more what men say they want or don’t want make up wise ,or clothes wise in fact , we look how we look for US no one else !,
#24
I don’y listen to men talk about their preferences lol. It’s really none of my business or concern and if they share with me unsolicited I usually shut it down quickly.
#25
If they did, they wouldn’t look at all of those made up women on social media. What I think is that a man wants HIS woman to wear less makeup once he has her. My ex husband said he hated makeup and then every time I’d put on eyeliner he’d want to have s*x and tell me he loved the liner. I had an old Russian crazy lady patient once who told me, (thick Russian accent) “you know you are beautiful but menz like the painted ladies. You can wear more on your eyes, paint your lips. They love the painted ladies…” I can still hear her in my head and laugh.
Nils Skirnir 2 days ago
Madonna vs w***e complex seems to be ascendant as society has lurched rightward. Truth is that there wouldn’t be Only Fans billionaires if men truly preferred no makeup
#26
I feel like I’m not in the presence of a rational man.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
I like to believe I am. Obviously that's subjective, however. Seeing most men's behaviour makes me understand why it's not believable.
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Like most people here, I just laugh because they don’t know what that means. They might prefer “natural” make-up, but they’re not that perceptive.
#28
Many men think no makeup makeup is zero makeup
Also when they say they like natural looking women, they mean they only like naturally gorgeous women which great bone structure who look good even without makeup
But of course, no natural body hair tho.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Not all men, I assure you. I admit I used to be attracted to a 'body type' but I've learned that it is ridiculous because that's nothing to do with the person you will have a relationship with. It's who they are that's important, not what they look like. Some men do understand this, although I admit that far too many are shallow.
Child of the Stars 2 days ago
The second half is your statement is absolutely true, but in regards to the first half, it's okay to have preferences. I prefer tall men with long hair and a full beard. It's just that being short with a bald head and clean-shaven face isn't a deal-breaker.
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Great! I’ve never worn makeup in my life!
#31
Some men praised me for wearing "almost no make-up" while I had a full face on. I don't think they know what they're saying.
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 days ago
I had a colleague (truly a good guy) who said he appreciated that I wear 'minimal make-up'. I told him my face is literally covered in make-up (lipstick, foundation, powder, eyeshadow, eyebrow pencil, mascara). The only visible bits without make-up are my eyeballs and teeth. He was quite stunned for a bit, but we did have a good laugh over it. It was not at all malicious, so I didn't mind, but I didn't mind either putting his idea of 'minimal make-up' straight.
#32
I feel like laughing. Most men who say it declare it to the world like it's some important piece of information and that they expect women to scurry off to the bathroom and remove their make-up in order to earn the man's appreciation. Like, no one cares what you prefer, mister.
I also find it funny that men seem so adamant that they prefer natural women, yet the insta baddies with fillers, botox, a b**b job and full faces of more or less natural make-up are flooded with men thirsting after them in the comments.
Also, when I wear a full face of make-up, albeit more or less "natural" looking, I get approached by strangers asking for my number. When I wear nothing, I look like an ogre and could as well be invisible 😂.
#33
I just laugh at them lol. Dudes think Kim Kardashian rocks a bare-faced, "natural" look - it's hilarious.
#34
I wear makeup to look my best. I find it a wonderful creative outlet. And, applying it is kind of meditative.
My husband has complimented me while I was wearing makeup (but he didn’t know I was wearing any). He’s not wild about vivid lipsticks, but I wear them anyway - ‘cause I love them.
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 days ago (edited)
I love putting on my stage make-up. It's my chance to go big, with glitter and deep red lipstick and everything. It's like painting the prettiest picture, and that picture is me!
#35
My husband says this, and makeup makes me break out anyway so it works out for me.
Matthew Currie 2 days ago
I don't know how it is for younger people dating and all that, but sometimes I think a man who prefers no makeup is actually just saying what is the case. I've been married for 37 years to a woman who does not use any makeup, and she's just right the way she is.
#36
I almost never wear make-up so when a guy says that I always feel he is trying to butter me up and I don’t take it seriously. It feels like it’s just a line.
#37
It's less no makeup, and more using just enough make up to accentuate your features, instead of replacing them, that is the common preference. But also, some men just prefer actual no makeup. Just the natural beauty that they get to wake up to every morning.
#38
I’m a lesbian couldn’t care less.
#39
Same way I feel when men say anything, honestly.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago
But is that good or bad? Or just not attracted to men? (understandable, I assure you!)
#40
Men like the idea of “no makeup” but in reality they just like more natural looking makeup. They have no clue at the end of the day.
#41
They lie. They lie so badly.
I've never met a guy who says that who genuinely *knows what that is, understands and prefers* women with no makeup.
It's usually a superiority thing. Like those "I'm not like other girls" women who think they're special if they burp in public. Some men think they're superior if they claim to hate makeup, cuz makeup is "superficial, not intelectual" or whatever bs they're saying. But they *are* superficial and will never actually date a woman who isn't wearing makeup. They'll just date one insecure enough to hind it from them.
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 days ago (edited)
Ah, like so many here, I don't think you're met proper men. Unfortunately this makes it difficult for the rest, as well as ensuring that you won't find a proper man.
mary thelen 2 days ago
Where the heck are all the proper men? Why is it so hard to identify them?
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I’ve been told I wear too much makeup. I let them know I don’t care and didn’t ask for their opinion. That its for me to like.
They can’t dislike like it too much. It doesn’t stop them or other men for coming on to me.
Men are obtuse on these matters. I’m not trying to be mean. They genuinely can’t tell a natural makeup face from a naked one. Put on eyeshadow and eyeliner then it’s somehow too much.
All those Victoria Secret models, movie stars and singers they lust over be wearing a full set of makeup.
It’s funny how those celebrities and women like me that wear similar makeup are the ones they want to get with yet they supposedly hate the look that brings them to our yard.
Hypocrites.
#43
I feel like they're a) uneducated in women things and b) very silly. They don't know what no makeup actually is and they will argue with any woman that tries to tell them.
#44
It makes me cringe. Because most of the time, the type of guy that says that, tends to have weird views on women. I'm not trying to generalize, but it's just something that is common among the guys that dislike makeup. Obviously not all, of them, but a lot of them.So, any guy who says that is an immediate red flag to me. Especially if he says it, without being asked about his opinion on makeup.
Honestly the men commenting here in askwomen explaining why they prefer women with no makeup, giving absolutely weird takes like "they're less likely to lie about themselves" just prove my point of view. Red flag. Not the type of man I'd want to be around.
And most of the time, they can't even tell apart a bare face from someone with a full face of natural looking makeup. .
#45
I don’t like my men wearing makeup so it seems fair. Like someone else commented, I think they really mean natural makeup instead of no makeup.
#48
I immediately assume they are superficial and have no clue what they're talking about. What's the value in telling me this?
#49
My first thought is “who asked you?” Because really… why do their opinions matter? Not once did I consider what men liked when I put green lipstick on and put three different types of glitter on my eyes.
I’m never insulted or anything, mainly because I don’t care about the opinions of uneducated people… and men who like “no makeup” obviously aren’t very educated in the art/skill/technique/trends of makeup.
#50
I put on clean girl make up for work, but if I went in with no make up they'd all be worried about my health and probably send me home.
When men say they prefer no make-up I assume they don't know anything about make up. Even just a little tinted under eye cream or something to soften blotchiness or a little pore smoothing primer, or a little lip tint, it's all make up.
in rare cases they actually do prefer absolutely zero make up it's for strange reasons like they think they're being catfished and they still only prefer 10's and just youthful 10's that aren't "lying" with make up.
#51
I just assume they love girls with lots of makeup and that have work done. They usually actually like what they say they don’t.
What do you think ?
Stephanie Did It 2 days ago
This post could have been narrowed down to just a few responses because they're mostly the same, just worded differently. TL:DR Nobody cares.
Nils Skirnir 2 days ago
When you think about it, makeup is weird, but people have been using it since at least the Bronze Age. There must be a reason
Enlee Jones 2 days ago
It's like men can't grasp the concept that women do things (like wearing makeup) because they like it and those things have nothing to do with impressing men.
Jack 2 days ago
I'm a former actor, and I just cannot believe that other men don't know when a woman is wearing makeup. The lack of pores is usually a clue, along with that slightly dusty look that some powders give. Nobody has naturally eyeshadow or overly thick lashes. Even clear, clean skin is not uniform in color. I mean, I BELIEVE THE WOMEN saying men don't know. I just have a hard time NOT seeing makeup. It feels obvious.
Kristen 2 days ago (edited)
I don't see what the problem is. Men are allowed to have preferences regarding women. Just as I, as a woman, am allowed to have preferences regarding men. Some of the women seem like they're wanting to pick a fight because some man has a preference that they don't fit. Girl, so what if some random guy isn't into you? Move on. No need to get snippy about it.
Binky Melnik 1 day ago
Just make sure NEVER to express a preference for people of any particular race (unless you wanna be attacked REALLY loudly). Keep those preferences to yourself. 😕
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FreeTheUnicorn 2 days ago
It depends on where they are that they are wearing make up, is it everyday is it on special occasions? But generally, women who wear make up every time they leave the house are less secure and higher maintenance. Obviously lots of exceptions and many people whonwear make up are worth it, but it's a choice like any other fashion, and a valid thing to judge attractiveness on
Binky Melnik 1 day ago
You’d change your tune if you knew how people *actually* feel. I usta model; I had to show up bare-facde. At the end of the shoot, I’d head home with a faceful. I was treated WAAAY better naked-faced. Pre-makeup, people were friendly, nice, deferential, and I got asked for or offered phone numbers by at LEAST two of every five people who spoke to me. On the way home, I was treated as if I were a tart, full of myself, and either as if I lacked confidence or had too much of it. (Women REALLY can’t stand women wearing a lotta makeup!) I was asked for or offered a phone number by just one in ten-twelve people who spoke to me, roughly. People were friendlier when I was bare-faced and seemed to find me friendlier, too. It was really a night-and-day difference. Of course, these days when I go out, I wear around 25% as much makeup as I did leaving shoots, and I’m treated *much* more like when I was pre-shoot. I no longer believe or even listen to comments on my makeup or lack thereof.
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SkippityBoppityBoo 14 hours ago
The reason why I don't wear make-up is due to my skin. I've allergies. So? I'll quite happily bop down the street... I'm minding my own business... So you mind yours 👍🙂 My face ain't got anything to do with you 👍
Stephanie Did It 2 days ago
This post could have been narrowed down to just a few responses because they're mostly the same, just worded differently. TL:DR Nobody cares.
Nils Skirnir 2 days ago
When you think about it, makeup is weird, but people have been using it since at least the Bronze Age. There must be a reason
Enlee Jones 2 days ago
It's like men can't grasp the concept that women do things (like wearing makeup) because they like it and those things have nothing to do with impressing men.
Jack 2 days ago
I'm a former actor, and I just cannot believe that other men don't know when a woman is wearing makeup. The lack of pores is usually a clue, along with that slightly dusty look that some powders give. Nobody has naturally eyeshadow or overly thick lashes. Even clear, clean skin is not uniform in color. I mean, I BELIEVE THE WOMEN saying men don't know. I just have a hard time NOT seeing makeup. It feels obvious.
Kristen 2 days ago (edited)
I don't see what the problem is. Men are allowed to have preferences regarding women. Just as I, as a woman, am allowed to have preferences regarding men. Some of the women seem like they're wanting to pick a fight because some man has a preference that they don't fit. Girl, so what if some random guy isn't into you? Move on. No need to get snippy about it.
Binky Melnik 1 day ago
Just make sure NEVER to express a preference for people of any particular race (unless you wanna be attacked REALLY loudly). Keep those preferences to yourself. 😕
Load More Replies... FreeTheUnicorn 2 days ago
It depends on where they are that they are wearing make up, is it everyday is it on special occasions? But generally, women who wear make up every time they leave the house are less secure and higher maintenance. Obviously lots of exceptions and many people whonwear make up are worth it, but it's a choice like any other fashion, and a valid thing to judge attractiveness on
Binky Melnik 1 day ago
You’d change your tune if you knew how people *actually* feel. I usta model; I had to show up bare-facde. At the end of the shoot, I’d head home with a faceful. I was treated WAAAY better naked-faced. Pre-makeup, people were friendly, nice, deferential, and I got asked for or offered phone numbers by at LEAST two of every five people who spoke to me. On the way home, I was treated as if I were a tart, full of myself, and either as if I lacked confidence or had too much of it. (Women REALLY can’t stand women wearing a lotta makeup!) I was asked for or offered a phone number by just one in ten-twelve people who spoke to me, roughly. People were friendlier when I was bare-faced and seemed to find me friendlier, too. It was really a night-and-day difference. Of course, these days when I go out, I wear around 25% as much makeup as I did leaving shoots, and I’m treated *much* more like when I was pre-shoot. I no longer believe or even listen to comments on my makeup or lack thereof.
Load More Replies... SkippityBoppityBoo 14 hours ago
The reason why I don't wear make-up is due to my skin. I've allergies. So? I'll quite happily bop down the street... I'm minding my own business... So you mind yours 👍🙂 My face ain't got anything to do with you 👍
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