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50 Thoughts You Might Not’ve Had In The Shower Yet But Could Occupy Your Brain Next Time You’re There
One of the most calming moments during the day is while taking a shower. You get to have a moment alone, disconnected from devices, allowing your thoughts to flow freely.
It’s where some of the most creative, funny, and quirky ideas are born, hence the concept of “shower thoughts.” The following memes are an expression of those musings, many of which you may likely point to and say, “yep, I’ve been there.”
These images are from the “Shower Logic” Instagram page, and as always, we’ve picked some of the best ones for your enjoyment.
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BeesEelsAndPups 7 months ago
There was a case in Philly not too long ago. Dude operating a wrecking machine accidentally collapsed a wall into another building full of people, killing a few of them. Turns out he was wasted. As was most of the crew working with him. It was quite the law suit
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Paul C. 7 months ago
Yep this. On a side note, my wife won't drive a car because she's too nervous of it's power, then took and passed a forklift licence test for her job at a pharmaceutical company. I was and am very proud of her, I've got mine and forklifts frighten the living daylights out of me.
Lee Gilliland 7 months ago
I always think of one of those old time tractors that moved three miles an hour on roads.
horseloving panda 7 months ago
I have discovered that apparently washing machines also count as heavy machinery
mria alternativa 7 months ago
I love that so many of us think forklift. 😂 I've never in my life even sat in a forklift, much less operated one. 😅
Nikki Gross 7 months ago (edited)
I always think of forklifts, which already scare the shīt out of me! Since, that's what my Dad was killed on and he was stone cold sober when the accident happened.
Sharkbait1313 7 months ago
I was run over by one of those on the job. Lost my big toe. I had steel toe boots on, but they just popped open under the pressure of the weight.
April Pickett 7 months ago
Garbage trucks and big semis are my first thoughts. My second thought is I want to lie down.
Riley Quinn 7 months ago
Grew up on a farm surrounded by other farms. Heavy machinery in my mind is a harvester.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
lol on the meds I’m on lol just to walk I cnt legally drive a car anymore 😂n I defo can’t drive artics I think that classes as heavy machinery car might not but the artic does lol
Ever wondered why some of our most clear-headed moments happen while taking a shower? According to George Washington University neurology professor Dr. Richard Cytowic, it’s because our brains thrive with a fixed amount of attention at a given moment.
“Letting the mind wander while you carry out a ‘mindless’ task lets your subconscious thoughts roam beyond the activity at hand,” he noted, adding that multitasking or focusing intently on a problem eats up your brain’s “allotted bandwidth.”
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Binny Tutera 7 months ago (edited)
Don’t waste years wishing and struggling for a body someone else tells you is better. Take care of yourself (body is temple) and years from now you will realize you were ALWAYS enough! Nothing worse than looking back and discovering you were everything you now wish you were.
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
Yes . Talent without needing to put in the hard work does not build character or wisdom.
Dr. Cytowic further clarified his definition of “mindless” tasks, explaining that they are typically solitary activities that enable disconnection from the outside world. These may include driving a habitual route, walking, hiking, or following a regular workout regimen.
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If you’re the type of person who finds solace in taking showers, you’re not alone. According to Dr. Cytowic, the downpour of water serves as white noise, blocking outside stimulation and acting as a form of partial sensory deprivation.
“Ideas incubating in the background can rise to consciousness and lead you past a creative impasse,” he explained.
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Brian Droste 7 months ago (edited)
If Mario runs through sewers, he must stink after he is done for the day..
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Delving deeper into the brain process while in the shower, University of Virginia professor Zachary Irving describes it as “unconstrained attentional thinking.” As he told Time magazine in an interview, it relaxes the brain and allows it to move at its own pace, resulting in new thoughts and ideas.
“Your brain codes that it doesn’t need you to engage in detail, it doesn’t need your perceptual attention or motor attention, and that allows your mind to have this random kind of movement,” he said.
While the shower seems to be a potent breeding ground for ideas, it’s not the only option. Apart from the mindless tasks that Dr. Cytowic mentioned, Irving also advises disconnecting from devices.
As he explained, gadgets create a “spontaneity deficit” and hinder us from letting our minds wander, which would promote creativity. He recommends turning off mobile devices or putting them on vibrate to focus your mind during a task you’re working on.
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K Barnes 7 months ago
Where I live all grade 1 students receive a seedling to plant. Few adults are lucky enough to have their tree survive somewhere they can keep an eye on it, but it's really special when that happens. We moved me and my brother's trees to a farm when my parents split and sold the house and only one made it, we both like to think it's ours.
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
Even if they were not "color coded" I simply stop at the flesh point.
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SouthernGal 7 months ago
New business opportunity: Use scented air in the bubbles and you can pop and sniff!
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
Somehow I don't think they would like it if I made myself at home in their bed.
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Data1001 7 months ago
I had one of those moments in a recent meeting -- except it wasn't my computer that wasn't on mute, but a coworker who sat across from me... so everyone could hear me whisper "oh my god" about someone in the meeting who was being completely clueless about something. Whoopsie.
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Phantom Phoenix 7 months ago
Was it Chandler to Joey on Friends, "The perfect woman will come along. And that's when you'll say, "No thanks, I'm married"" or something like that
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Child of the Stars 7 months ago
I love the "God making animals" meme tweets. My favorite is God makes humans, presents it to an angel, and the angel says, "You've ruined a perfectly good monkey. Look at it, it's got anxiety!"
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Child of the Stars 7 months ago
Not for me. If my battery is full, it means I had more interactions with guests than normal. The best part about my job is that I rarely interact with guests and get to listen to music or audiobooks all night while I clean and fold laundry.
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
They won't be smart until they have a separate volume control to turn down the music soundtrack.
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StrangeOne 7 months ago
I thought it would be doing something at midnight makes you sound irresponsible.
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ANTIVICTORIA 7 months ago
I think this wildly overestimates the impact chess matches have on the grand scheme of things.
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Peter Bear 7 months ago
I know for a fact that I'm in a lot of peoples' photographs; I've worked for two out of the four major Florida theme parks.
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
And the people we wished nobody had ever heard about are destroying the world.
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SouthernGal 7 months ago
I’ve actually done this. When I actually woke up, I thought “darned, I have to do all of that again”
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Moonie Pinkslip 7 months ago
This is true: I'm tall, and have always been basically the tallest woman in a group. When a taller woman appears, I'm thrown off balance, like, "what?? I have to look up?? this is weird..." :))
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Luke Branwen 7 months ago
I was the quiet kid at school and I was sitting in the front. As a result, nobody gave a single d**n about what I was doing since the teachers were preoccuppied with the back row gang. As a result, I managed to write a sci-fi trilogy throughout my high school years.
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Peter Bear 7 months ago
"Never forget who you are; the rest of the world will not. Make it your armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." Tyrion Lannister.
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Tim Douglass 7 months ago
My mom is 96. All her siblings and first cousins have died. She is the last of her generation left - and it's really hard on her at times.
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Moonie Pinkslip 7 months ago
pretty sure "traveler" has a choice of direction. in this un-thought of meme, we're moving in one direction with no control over the time. duh.
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Rick Murray 7 months ago
Well duh. Your bladder is still receiving liquid from the kidneys so it is getting fuller and fuller which will take that much longer to empty.
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keyboardtek 7 months ago
I disagree. Donald Trump has bankrupted five companies, is being sued by countless people he has ripped off, been convicted of falsifying his business books to avoid paying taxes, had been convicted of raping women, is a pathological liar, and he went on to become president! That may say more about the mentality of the American public than our culture and legal system.
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The Redhead 7 months ago
I've heard (however I can't imagine it) that there are people who don't have an internal monolog or think visually. How can they even read a book?
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Child of the Stars 7 months ago
A few of these are interesting. Most of them just make me wonder how high the OP was.
Edgar Rops 7 months ago
If a computers have desktops, why is the background picture a wallpaper, not a tablecloth?
Gerry Higgins 7 months ago
Telling your child "Do as I say not as I do" is just saying to them you are a bad example.
Nils Skirnir 7 months ago
Here’s mine. I can tell that Summer’s approaching, because my Gen A grandchildren are now wearing their heavyweight hoodies. The ones they refused to wear all Winter.
Child of the Stars 7 months ago
A few of these are interesting. Most of them just make me wonder how high the OP was.
Edgar Rops 7 months ago
If a computers have desktops, why is the background picture a wallpaper, not a tablecloth?
Gerry Higgins 7 months ago
Telling your child "Do as I say not as I do" is just saying to them you are a bad example.
Nils Skirnir 7 months ago
Here’s mine. I can tell that Summer’s approaching, because my Gen A grandchildren are now wearing their heavyweight hoodies. The ones they refused to wear all Winter.
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