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Article created by: Saimonas Lukošius

From the moment you come into this world, there is this thing that happens around you that can sometimes be delightful but at times drives you crazy or leaves you completely baffled. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely okay to ask for advice.

Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much of an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not only about knowing things but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you have received the best piece of advice possible, it doesn’t automatically imply you are obliged to follow it. 

It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving advice is or how well they know you; if whatever they say you should do doesn’t sit right with you, you probably should follow your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they are authorized to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need advice” have never left your lips.

Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny life advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are a lot of unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you chuckle, but all of a sudden comes in handy is surely useful. 

For this article, we have collected a bunch of funny quotes about life and pieces of advice for all sorts of situations. Which one do you find the most useful? If you have any funny words of wisdom to add to this collection, share them with us in the comments. 

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Random and funny life advice quote on a coral background with simple white text and minimal decorative border. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

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Bacon Tentacles
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think my brain is well aware of the danger, because despite needing to pee in my dreams all the time, I rarely if ever find a toilet, and when I do, they're almost always broken. Or occupied. Or unusable in some other way.

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    #2

    Funny life advice text on a red background with a panda logo and a humorous phrase about petty and sweaty things. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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    #3

    Funny life advice quote on a red background asking how bad a decision can be if no one from the future stops you. If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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    #4

    Funny life advice quote on a red background about marrying someone with a different favorite cereal to avoid sharing yours. Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.

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    #5

    Funny life advice text on a red background about what to say if caught sleeping on the job with a minimal panda logo. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise the head and say in Jesus name, Amen.

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    #6

    Funny life advice displayed on a red background warning against making snow angels in a dog park. Don't make snow angels in a dog park.

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    #7

    Funny life advice image with a humorous phrase about not being sad on a red background with white text. Don't be sad, because sad backward is das and das not good.

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    #8

    Funny life advice text on a red background warning against walking on ice with hands in pockets for safety tips. Never walk on the ice with your hands in your pockets.

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    #9

    Funny life advice on a red background with a playful tip about not licking the bowl and flushing it like a normal person. Don't lick the bowl, flush it like a normal person.

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    #10

    Funny life advice suggesting using air quotes to annoy coworkers when mentioning their work title on a red background. When you want to annoy someone at work, use air quotes when addressing their work title.


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