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A couple of years ago, during quarantine, I decided to spend my time doing something creative. So, I grabbed an iPad and learned how to create webcomics. As a true Potterhead, I started the series "1000 Ways to End Voldemort," where I imagine creative ways to end the Dark Lord. Apparently, I'm not that creative with names.

In 2021, I became a father and left the magical drawings somewhere between the diapers and the Peppa Pig plushies. Now that my little girl is 3, I wanted to introduce her to the wonderful magical world I grew up with. So, I started drawing again.

I've created over 170 comics so far (you can see them all on my Instagram) and have many ideas for the remaining 830 ways to end you-know-who. I hope you enjoy, laugh, and don't complain too much about the absolute lore inaccuracies of some of the jokes.

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#1

Dark Lords Everywhere

Dark Lords Everywhere

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Jrog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sauron is created as an Ainur, basically an divine being comparable with an Archangel, who -in order to hide inconspicuously- passed off as *the most powerful necromancer wizard in a land where wizards were already inconceivably powerful and rare semidivine entities*. Darth Vader is a Sith Lord that can manipulate the basic force of everything living, with unlimited psionic and telekinetic powers. In comparison, Voldemort is a freak show trickster.

Jrog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even Elminster Aumar from the D&D lore would beat Voldemort into a shriveling puddle of dead meat in one round, and go back to f*****g up renegade gods and the demon lords in the seven hells.

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Kaamilah
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude no one reads long messages

I started creating comics during quarantine. It was that crazy (and also kind of wholesome) time when everyone would go out on their balconies in the afternoon and sing songs or hold yoga sessions and things like that. I also wanted to do something with my spare time, but I sing like a screaming dog and have the flexibility of an 80s Barbie doll... BUT I've always enjoyed drawing and telling jokes since I was a little kid.

I followed webcomic accounts like "The Adventures of Business Cat," "Cyanide & Happiness," and "Strange Planet," and thought that I could learn how to draw my own comics on an iPad. And so, my journey began...

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    #2

    She Makes A Great Potions Teacher

    She Makes A Great Potions Teacher

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Voldemort, the poison chosen especially to kill Voldemort, Voldemort's poison.

    #3

    Some Things Are Too Dangerous

    Some Things Are Too Dangerous

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    g90814
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hagrid was a big, hot bear!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hagrid has HOW MANY followers on OnlyFans???"

    Doc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I need a drink. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    I periodically do HP movie marathons for inspiration (and for fun) and re-read the books from time to time. I do it with a notebook on my lap, and whenever something magical appears, I write it down. It might be a spell, a creature, a character—anything.

    When I'm drawing, I pick something from my notes and think of a funny (and nearly always stupid) way to use it to defeat Voldemort. When you're not focused on being lore-accurate, it gets easier. Also, people send me DMs with their ideas, and that helps, too.

    #5

    Careful Around Portkeys

    Careful Around Portkeys

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    Alicia Byrd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a portkey to the moon, right? No air, no Dark Lord 😂❤️🤟🏾

    Rienk Kroese
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, how did they get that boot up there?

    James Paparella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't actually get this one. I got all the others. Sorry.

    I became the father of a beautiful girl three years ago. My spare time was drastically reduced, and it was hard to be consistent with my posts, so I stopped drawing for quite some time. Now she is old enough to enjoy HP, and I've started drawing again.

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    I also sometimes get creative blocks. When that happens, it’s time for a movie marathon again (yay!). Every time I do one, I find new things.

    #6

    Time Travel Is Tricky

    Time Travel Is Tricky

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    I receive a lot of love on social media. People really like the series and send me their own ideas from all around the world: India, Germany, Russia, Spain, the US... It’s amazing.

    Also, I grew up with Harry Potter, and creating these comics feels like I’m adding my silly but funny grain of sand to the wizarding world.

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    #8

    Love Is All You Need

    Love Is All You Need

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if Mrs Weasley had been his mum, things would have been very different

    kaojinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, invited into the Weasley clan :)

    Professional Bastard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Villains with redemption arks should always become the weird uncle

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    #9

    Fantastic Beasts And Where To Let Them End You

    Fantastic Beasts And Where To Let Them End You

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    Alicia Byrd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death by Hippogriff, hilarious 🤣

    #10

    Don't Mess With Carnival Dementors

    Don't Mess With Carnival Dementors

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    Evan not Hansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't mess with dementors to begin with, and especially not carnival dementors. Those ones don't kiss, they bite.

    Rienk Kroese
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as someone offers him something, he'll be back.

    Me Hi
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    1 year ago

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    Uhm dementors do not open their torsos and eat you

    Theresa Herbert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reference to a spirit in Studio Ghiibli's 'Spirited Away.'

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    #13

    Spells 101

    Spells 101

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    Rienk Kroese
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not actually work against Voldi

    #14

    Extra Ingredient: Shoe

    Extra Ingredient: Shoe

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    #17

    Gotta Be Using Sunscreen

    Gotta Be Using Sunscreen

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    #18

    Taste The Rainbow

    Taste The Rainbow

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    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but...the terrible price was the knowledge of having sacrificed the life of a unicorn lol

    #20

    Damn! Those Beans Are Tasty... Sometimes

    Damn! Those Beans Are Tasty... Sometimes

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    taarna23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes like existential crisis.