Parking Lot Rage At Military Base Ends Up With One Guy Getting A Ban From Parking There At All

There’s nothing like a little road rage to completely ruin the vibe. Driving is dangerous enough without someone threatening violence between the lanes, but people who think they own the road don’t seem to give a hoot, unless it’s sitting on the horn.

One guy was peacefully looking for a spot in a parking lot on a military base when another driver decided to completely lose it, going so far as to punch his window. The road rager wasn’t prepared for his swift punishment, though.

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Road rage isn’t just confined to roads, as this guy found out the hard way

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While looking for a place to park in a military parking lot, he came across a guy backing into a spot

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Much to his surprise, the guy suddenly pulled out of the spot, blocking his path and nearly hitting him

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The guy then got out of his car and started yelling at him before punching his window and fender

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Without breaking a sweat, the guy circled back to the front and reported the raging attacker to base police

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Days later, revenge was served when he saw the guy who went ballistic getting banned from parking in the lot ever again

Working on one of the East Coast’s largest military bases means parking is always chaotic for OP. If he doesn’t find a legal spot early, his day can start with a mile-long walk. One morning, running late, a driver in a Tacoma took entitlement to a new level in the base parking lot, blocking the lane and refusing to let anyone pass.

The situation escalated fast. After nearly hitting another car, the Tacoma driver parked sideways, trapping everyone behind him. When confronted, he proudly announced he had “all the time in the world” and dared OP to fight him. Then, for added drama, he punched OP’s window and front fender. Real adult behavior, right?

Instead of taking the bait, OP recorded everything and calmly reported the incident to the base police, right as the guy tried to sneak off like a cartoon villain. The officer saw him mid-escape and, minutes later, his truck was cornered by flashing red and blue lights. Justice: activated.

The real cherry on top for OP came days later, though. The same Tacoma pulled up to the base gate… only to be turned away. Still banned from driving on base, it seemed. Sweet, sweet consequences, served ice-cold. And OP? Casually smiling all the way to the now slightly-less-chaotic parking lot with a neat tale of petty revenge for an online community.

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From what OP tells us in his post, he was clearly a victim of road rage… in a military parking lot, of all places. Fortunately, he was able to avoid any kind of physical altercation, but just what is it that brings out the worst in people when they’re behind the wheel, though? We went looking for answers.

In his article for Psychology Today, Steve Albrecht writes that, for some road ragers, it’s a need for control, to counter other drivers whom they feel violate their proximal space, or it’s a need for possession of their lane or their part of the road. For others, it’s unchecked anger and aggression.

According to Albrecht, it’s hormone-based, primitive, small-brain thinking, bringing a lack of emotional intelligence and the need to dominate someone else and their unsharable space. Furthermore, what used to be a largely male problem has crossed gender lines – while women may not get into roadside fistfights, they can still drive just as dangerously.

According to the Siegfried and Jensen website, psychologists and behavioral experts have identified several key reasons why road rage happens so quickly and why some drivers are more prone to it than others, including stress and anxiety, perceived anonymity, and cultural and environmental influences.

Considering how badly many instances of road rage go, we’d say OP got off lightly. Who knows how things might have escalated if he’d accepted the challenge to throw fists? At the very least, he won’t be crossing paths with that road rager again.

What would you have done if you’d found yourself in OP’s shoes? Do you think the jerk in the Tacoma got what was coming to him? Let us know your opinion in the comments!

In the comments, readers were confused as to why the road rager was being a jerk in the first place, but congratulated the original poster on his win nonetheless

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