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42 Times People Had The Absolute Perfect Response And Won The Internet (New Posts)
If you’ve ever had an argument, walked away, and then suddenly thought of the perfect comeback three hours later while staring at your ceiling… welcome to the club. We’ve all had those painfully delayed moments of brilliance. Because let’s be honest, coming up with the sharpest response right there on the spot is a skill not many people have mastered.
But somehow, on the internet, there are people who do it effortlessly. The kind of people who fire off replies so clever, so perfectly timed, that you can only sit back and admire the chaos they’ve created.
Thankfully, there’s an X account dedicated to collecting these masterpieces. From absolutely brutal clapbacks to clever puns and the kind of witty responses that deserve their own trophy, ‘Gems Of Replies’ rounds up the internet at its sharpest. Keep scrolling, pandas. Some of these are so good, they might just make you wish you could borrow them for your next argument.
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Chich the witch 4 months ago
"The man is the head of the household. the woman is the neck." said while turning her head - one of my favourite lines from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
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Heffalump 4 months ago
Can't agree with this enough. As a Brit I'm profoundly ashamed that so many of our museums (musea?) are filled with things that are of great cultural significance to the people who made them, and none to us. Our justification for keeping them is in no significant way different from the reasoning that collectors who had purchased art looted by the Nazis used to justify keeping that. And it is an argument that has been thoroughly debunked and rejected universally. We have more than enough cultural artifacts of our own to show to bored children and tourists looking for something to do when it's raining.
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Chich the witch 4 months ago
I have a T shirt with "DILLIGAF" on it. Guy got upset when he asked what it meant and I said 'Do I look like I give a f**k?"
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Asmodeus Hare 4 months ago
I found women zeroed in on my silver band I wore for personal significance. Before wearing it, saying hi got me "I have a boyfriend." Listen Betty, my job is to say that. After getting it the same women started flirting with me at work. And I call it that because "what are you doing later?" while hugging my arm counts.
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LinkTheHylian 4 months ago
So do some men/variations thereupon. Vanity should replace sloth as a deadly sin. Being lazy is awesome.
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Mrreoww 4 months ago
Back at school, I had a mentor for a project we all had to do. She and I were discussing something and halfway through, I felt the urgent need to cough. I tried to daintily and quietly cough. Nope. My eyes began filling with tears and my throat felt horrible. I had to excuse myself and run to get some water. That was embarrassing.
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Colleen Glim 4 months ago
I recently did a bathroom Reno and put in a bidet feature. Heated water and drying function. 10/10 would recommend
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LinkTheHylian 4 months ago
"I want to speak to your manager!" "Okay, but you'll have to climb that 30-foot tree..."
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Upstaged75 4 months ago
Google is amazing: A batchmate is a person who graduated or attended school in the same year as you, commonly used in South Asian (Indian) and Philippine English.
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Forrest Hobbs 4 months ago
Entertaining, although I've seen quite a lot of them before. Thank you.
Forrest Hobbs 4 months ago
Entertaining, although I've seen quite a lot of them before. Thank you.
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