This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

Even all 29 digits

The world record just has been broken by youuu 😱

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

And then he woke up.

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

Ratsack and Draino in the meth again

'Speilberg' loves extraordinary fantasy.

wanna bet she has the location function on her phone on?

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

"I think being violent makes me a nice guy!"

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

These people are gross

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

now I want to know what a "vamphobic slur" is

Idiot

Dr Pepper isn't a real doctor.

"That's why I never wear them during surgery"

then why do they all wear them while operating? and everywhere else i have seen one? i have a lot of hospital appts and not one medic has not worn one

More like Aubrey Huff-ing his own farts.

Tonight, on a new episode of Malpractice:

probably just needs more friends. real ones, not the imaginary kind.

And then the whole hospital clapped

It's almost sad to see what childhood trauma and untreated mental health issues can do to a man, but then again he's just an entitled, violent and vile douchebag who can't handle his fading fame and is now permanently banned from Twitter.

Yep. Because your doctor, while performing any actual surgical procedure, isn't required by law and practice to wear a mask.

So he does surgery without a mask too, as they are useless? Or is it to jam the patient for antibiotics for the post-surgery infections? Cause the kick-back he gets from the pharm company is so great, or he doesn't do that either for they might be ones that produce vaccines that are a hoax???? Yeah, not buying that so much either.

This one is actually plausible. Orthopedic surgeons are the most conservative type of physician.

Yeah, surgeons think they're useless, that's why they wear them in surgery. Ditto on the idiot.

I love doctors that tell the truth.

Yeah, right.

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Which is why no surgeon ever wears one during surgeries... I never thought there were so many idiots in the world.

So they don’t need all those masks or sterile rooms for things like brain surgery, heart surgery… basically every surgery. They’re ok with the docs operating on them without masks, regardless of procedure. Uh huh.

And everybody clapped...

and all the intelligent people in the waiting room left

So what is Aubrey resisting (see avatar), common sense?

I don't know...if I was a doctor in today's climate maybe wearing a mask to hide my identity would be a good idea.

if that did happen, the doctor was being sarcastic.

Both idiots.

Sure, that really happened.

I like to ask people who are like this, "Ever see a surgeon without a mask? No, you haven't. Obviously, masks are not useless."

And then all the employees in the hospital came in the room and clapped!

This guy is a mysogynist, hedonistic idiot...oh, and obviously, a liar. He probably only goes to the doctor when he gets the clap...again.

I had to take my mask of with a doctor a few months ago (it was a ent problem, so i had to) i told the doctor id taken a lateral flow before coming in. He said thank you. Not an interesting story, but a comon everyday one which is how normal people behave.

you went in because you brain bone cracked

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $400, Alex.

Then they did it bareback because their mutual smugness made them hornee.

Are these two separate screenshots of tombstones?

sarcasm is always a risk

this one i can believe, sadly

a f*****g doctor?!?!?!?! bro that’s so unrealistic