This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
Oh mate have i got great news for you, a study found a cure for those urges, its true, its called bashing you on the face with a tire Iron...
Ok, so a tire iron looks a bit like a crowbar, so I have to ask, are we hitting him with the claw side or the blunt side (I'm hoping we can take it in turns, so I'm happy to go blunt side if it means someone else gets a go)
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Predator alert!!! Keep your pepper spray close while I'll be keeping my sledgehammer closer.
Because someone probably needs to hear this...it NEVER matter what you are wearing. You could be butt a*s naked and that doesn't give anybody the right to touch you. If you feel unsafe please try and find a way out. And if smth has happened to you in the past I promise it gets better.
Someone castrate this man immediately, he has the same problem as my aunts dog.
When this person gets arrested for rape and their social media is searched pursuant to a warrant, they're going to seriously regret that post.
No this dude shouldn't be allowed in public. He should be in s straight jacket in a padded room.
White strappy jacket and 4 men please......oh and add a spice of a blue light and man in uniform...
at least he's giving us a warning, most predators don't offer this courtesy
Why is your fantasy something that takes away women's freedom and independence? You need help, but I also think you're lying because I'm sure you've seen a women in a sundress in public and didn't rape her because there was people. So you didn't go feral, you just want to rape.
I wouldn't touch you with a ten metre barge pole. I can only hope that MOST women would have the same reaction!
Interesting. I am gay. So when I see an attractive *male* it is therefore OK that "my mind is overtaken with thoughts of rape and violence. Animalistic urges replace any semblance of logic in my mind and I become feral." SERIOUSLY? Somehow I suspect NOT!
Let's blame the woman because a man can't keep his junk in the trunk.
So it's her fault you're an animal? No. It's your fault you have a d***. The cure is obvious.
See something beautiful and you want to destroy it in the most horrific way: and you don’t understand why women keep away from you and blame them for your psychopathy.
Oh gosh, I hope he got help... by the authorities... away from women...This is scary!
Like saying nobody can leave the house so pshycopaths can roam free
what the actual f*****k. u r a f*****k i n g psycopath. feral? we should put you down
Just a friendly reminder that this is why "not all men" qualifiers are absolute bullshït. We are acutely aware of that but how TF are we supposed to know if we are interacting with you, a perfectly normal person, or this guy? Here, I've baked a dozen cookies for you but one of them is laced with cyanide and I'm not telling you which one. Go ahead, eat them.
I think, you Giulio, is the one that should be locked up. Never to be released.
As someone who has PTSD from going thur some stuff from the age’s of 8-12 I seriously hope this person is locked up! What a creep!!!
No, dude. You are the one who shouldn't be allowed in public. With or without someone else. Ever.
No. Women should be allowed to go anywhere the like. They should be allowed to feel safe when doing so. This means, my ignorant friend, you should be in prison so as to make it one less dangerous idiot roaming the streets.
Can someone please euthanise this dude for the sake of everyone around him?
You’re turning this the wrong way around in your delusional head. Turn yourself in now before you hurt someone, you sick fυck.
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
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I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
Load More Replies... I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
