As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]

Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.

Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.

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Charlie the Cat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

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    The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.

    The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured. 

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.

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    Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?

    It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

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    People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.

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    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

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    However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

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    As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the furs I know are low-paid service workers and you'd better believe society would be screwed without them

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there really people that are this stupid? The mind boggles

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    There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

    Jazzywoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And chemically castrated possibly...

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    Kitti B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wives are sex servants now?

    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them pretty much are. It is not a healthy way to have a relationship, but those exist anyway. It can happen for various reasons, such as religious brainwashing, manipulative exploitation if an inexperienced/naive girl or plain abuse by the man, which is quite sad.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he owns her? And she is a sex servant? Go see a professional.

    KBT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand what they're saying. Lots of racist white people say stuff like "I can't be racist, my partner is black!" When in reality intimate relationships are used to inflict abuse/racism. So no, you cannot assume someone ISNT racist just because they're married to someone a different colour than them.

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally, over half of my recent ancestry is a non-white woman marrying a white man. Also, my very Hawai'ian grandmother would like to inform you that her husband was the sex slave, not her.

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you on about, you fool

    birdhouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a disease that I'm not aware of that doesn't allow people to understand the nonsense that comes out of their own mouth?

    StarlightPanda!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they could just love each other. Idiot.

    Butterfinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨Minority sex slave¨... ahem. WHAT THE F**K

    Nandros M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question. What is minority sex servant?

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human used for relief of sexual urges, that happens to be of different or 'minority' ethnic background.

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    tjames19701962
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mixed" marriages mean that the couple see each others heart, not skin color.

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Formulated a response to the first part and then the second part just floored me with the assumption that a wife is a sex slave

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this idiot calling Burr's wife an owned minority sex servant? The only racist here is OP.

    Spinstapink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We-e-ell, there actually could be something to this- John Wayne was very vocally racist against blacks and hispanics, and all three of his wives were hispanic. I've heard more than a few fellas spouting racist stuff on fb who claim they couldn't possible be racist because they married to a person of color. I'm not saying all mixed marriages are indicative of it, but there are certainly a few of them that may qualify.

    DC
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and they very well may just love each other, or married because the children resulting from an ONS should have Ma and Pa, both, and if, when, sometimes, in case, blabla. People wearing a pointed onesie and playing with combustible religous symbolery are a lot more likely to be racists than white men who date/mate/marry black women. As it seems, OP is a bit focussed on such, and the focus being on a minorly important set of parameters being different to adapt for weather and nutritious situation in the area of life of the ancestors of either of them, ... ........ can't that just be something not to care that great a deal about? I know this isn't necessarily our default setting ... the less alike, the more upset, ... but, as we're in the process of civilization already, which proceeds by replacing superstition by knowledge, the right of the strongest by the right of the (most) reasonable and so forth, and falling back behind race at least being irrelevant per the letters of the law, we gotta prevent from happening NOW ... instead of even further progress, the main task these days is to keep it from getting worse instead of deciding that it shall get better, ... when race doesn't count, because it not deserving any relevance to is acknowledged and taken into account by everybody ... aiming at it actually, currently, truly not being of any importance at least ... but, damned, currently, preventing to get left behind and pushed backwards, it seems, is more of a task than adjusting a succesfully finished attempt ... and at that state, we should consider ourselves owing to our brains and every member of mankind who don't share your colour.

    Valerie Lessard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist if you don't have relationships with other races and racist if you do. Pick one.

    C C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why r the ignorant always the loudest voice?

    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a huge statement to make on a particular person. Anyone can be racist and anyone can not be racist. Anyone can be sexist or not. This has nothing to do with Bill more than it would for anyone in society bc racism exists. Slandering bill void of real proof is insanity.

    Casey Horn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guy is crazy but there is a point in there. someone can still be racist if they have friends or date people of color. we’ve all heard someone say the words “i can say that because my ________ is ________ .”

    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how many more of these I can read. So depressing.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love for them to say that to Bill's face. The comeback would be highly destructive.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poster needs serious mental help.

    Mrs.Pugh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf??? This is why I was always scared to date a white man as a black women. Someone seeing our relationship as "white man master and black women slave". I was scared we would get hate from both sides and I just couldn't take it.

    Melanie Burlock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa - how did wife become sex servant?!

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    i believe in cryo supremacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohoo yes. his wife just replied and said "shut tf up"

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not saying so-and-so is a racist, but..." is the new "I'm not a racist, but..."

    Awkward Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Own!? WTF are these posts doing here?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

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    Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.

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    Damitria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

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    Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this comment's unintentionally backfired and now it sounds more racist

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    Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Sentence that makes sense not found

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you don't have kids without saying you don't have kids

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the list is full of pervs and all with anime on their profile...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I painted a wall once, do that mean I can criticize Monet?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't wait to see amber walking on water then

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷‍♀️

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    Damitria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about meat eating women? Cause I will growl at you if you reach for my burger.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the irony: Rebecca is a name of Hebrew origin. Comparable with Ivan and Russian.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, maybe...and this just might be a crazy idea...we could work on eliminating hate and admit we are all part of the HUMAN race and start actually acting like it.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"

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    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am clearly missing some context needed to get this one.

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