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As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]

Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.

Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.

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Charlie the Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

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Marcellus II
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all americans are like that. There's the latin americans, who speak latin.

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Barbra E. Nyberg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, i feel obligated to apologize for stupid republicans.

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok, most of the rest of the world know your countries population can be split into two groups and that all of you in the first group dislike and are very different to the second group! I call the two groups 'Americans' and 'American Americans'. All my friends who live in the USA are in the 'Americans' group like you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was a clue in the name of the language about its origin....

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the education system failed the last 3 generations, and it really needs to be blown to smithereens and rebuilt... but this borders on willful ignorance.

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It surprises me every time that people this ignorant can figure out how to post.

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Aussie Bloke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh. These posts always remind how dumb some people really are, and I feel better :D

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Marcos Valencia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only England!!! I'm Spanish, and we speak a South American language!!!

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Julie Bradley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are Americans really that thick? England. English. No connection?

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Dorothy Bluetear
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm??? Doesn't the very WORD English actually tell you something about the ORIGIN of the word??? As in England. You might want to actually pass the third grade before posting online about your countries language origin. Maybe take a US history class?!!!!

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Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, US history classes do not include the ridiculous changes introduced by Noah Webster.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually Americans murder the English language. We now speak American which is based off English. Its also very regional to include various slang and different European language words. Like in Texas there is the lovely yet sometimes hard to follow Tex-Mex American English.

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Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Actually Americans murder the English language. We now speak 'American' which is based off [ON} English.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American its really embarrassing to read this. Does this person not remember taking ENGLISH class in school?! IDIOT!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair we have taken the English language and made it 'merican ... in another words we pretty much ruined it....

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Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hear, hear! As an English speaker, I find reading 'American' English books an absolute trial.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to fully fund your public schools and not to let christian wackadoodle Karens decide the curriculum like US states do, otherwise you will be as dumb as we are.

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Lynn Morello
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brits come from a land called England, where they Speak ENGLISH. Brits travelled around the world insisting that others learn to speak English as well. Places like, India, aMERIca, Europe, America Australia AMERica

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Quora question generating bot creats more anger and arguements than the world's biggest bigots usually!

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JP Doyle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I really despise some of the Questions I see on Quora. Either people were trying to profit by posting ridiculous questions (a thankfully now-cancelled program) or they are generated by the Quora Prompt Generator AI, which comes out with such gems as "Why did Luke not have any other siblings from his parents Leia and Han Solo?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wir waren mal der selben Meinung, konnten das aber bekanntermassen nicht ändern. So Sorry

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The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.

The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured. 

Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?

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It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

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People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

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However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh NO! Not the Furries! How long would it take for society to collapse if all the doggers died?

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As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Appropriation again? Literally anything and everything is cultural appropriation. And do not dare to respond to this comment using the English Language unless you are English. That is cultural appropriation.

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There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

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Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

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Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.

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Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They may have the largest brains, cannot be bothered to see if this maybe true, but they know sod all, and will spend the next few years too obsessed with sex.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the opposite also true? Should I cheat on your delusional a**e, are you going to help me become a better man?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure of the context here, COULD be family, brothers and sisters, OR this could be mega creepy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.

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