As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]

Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.

Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.

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Charlie the Cat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

Marcellus II
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all americans are like that. There's the latin americans, who speak latin.

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Barbra E. Nyberg
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American, i feel obligated to apologize for stupid republicans.

Alexandra Davis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok, most of the rest of the world know your countries population can be split into two groups and that all of you in the first group dislike and are very different to the second group! I call the two groups 'Americans' and 'American Americans'. All my friends who live in the USA are in the 'Americans' group like you.

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🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What this person needs is an education, an answer just won’t do.

KJ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was a clue in the name of the language about its origin....

Miocha
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One more reason to hate Quora

Old Roadie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the education system failed the last 3 generations, and it really needs to be blown to smithereens and rebuilt... but this borders on willful ignorance.

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It surprises me every time that people this ignorant can figure out how to post.

Aussie Bloke
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh. These posts always remind how dumb some people really are, and I feel better :D

Marcos Valencia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only England!!! I'm Spanish, and we speak a South American language!!!

Julie Bradley
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are Americans really that thick? England. English. No connection?

Philip Moss
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What uneducated moron came up with that complete bollocks

Dorothy Bluetear
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm??? Doesn't the very WORD English actually tell you something about the ORIGIN of the word??? As in England. You might want to actually pass the third grade before posting online about your countries language origin. Maybe take a US history class?!!!!

Robert McKenzie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, US history classes do not include the ridiculous changes introduced by Noah Webster.

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The Veil of Fire
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually Americans murder the English language. We now speak American which is based off English. Its also very regional to include various slang and different European language words. Like in Texas there is the lovely yet sometimes hard to follow Tex-Mex American English.

Robert McKenzie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Actually Americans murder the English language. We now speak 'American' which is based off [ON} English.

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Johnnynatfan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American its really embarrassing to read this. Does this person not remember taking ENGLISH class in school?! IDIOT!

Robert McKenzie
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A pity he did not learn the 'actual' English language as well!

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El Howard
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like intentional satire to me.

robin aldrich
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair we have taken the English language and made it 'merican ... in another words we pretty much ruined it....

Robert McKenzie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hear, hear! As an English speaker, I find reading 'American' English books an absolute trial.

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Greta Kolding
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please, please tell me it's a joke.

K- THULU
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What drives me nuts is when I select subtitles and it says " ENGLISH (US)"...... Ummmm, what?

Zach Heimann
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YeAh WhY dO eNgLiSh PeOpLe SpEaK eNgLiSh?

That emo Girl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are some ppl delusional bïtches?

askthepizzaguy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to fully fund your public schools and not to let christian wackadoodle Karens decide the curriculum like US states do, otherwise you will be as dumb as we are.

Lynn Morello
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brits come from a land called England, where they Speak ENGLISH. Brits travelled around the world insisting that others learn to speak English as well. Places like, India, aMERIca, Europe, America Australia AMERica

Brenda S
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fear this individual will multiply

Wm Paul Robinson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Quora question generating bot creats more anger and arguements than the world's biggest bigots usually!

Fuzzy bunny feet
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like that are the ones who make us look bad.

JP Doyle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I really despise some of the Questions I see on Quora. Either people were trying to profit by posting ridiculous questions (a thankfully now-cancelled program) or they are generated by the Quora Prompt Generator AI, which comes out with such gems as "Why did Luke not have any other siblings from his parents Leia and Han Solo?"

W.G. SamKito - bored
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wir waren mal der selben Meinung, konnten das aber bekanntermassen nicht ändern. So Sorry

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

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    The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.

    The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured. 

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.

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    Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?

    It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

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    People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.

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    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

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    However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

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    As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.

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    Amber Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the furs I know are low-paid service workers and you'd better believe society would be screwed without them

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there really people that are this stupid? The mind boggles

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    There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

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    Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.

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    Damitria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

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    Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this comment's unintentionally backfired and now it sounds more racist

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    Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Sentence that makes sense not found

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.

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    rebel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you don't have kids without saying you don't have kids

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.

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    Nara Babayeva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the list is full of pervs and all with anime on their profile...

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I painted a wall once, do that mean I can criticize Monet?

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    rebel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't wait to see amber walking on water then

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷‍♀️

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    Damitria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about meat eating women? Cause I will growl at you if you reach for my burger.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the irony: Rebecca is a name of Hebrew origin. Comparable with Ivan and Russian.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, maybe...and this just might be a crazy idea...we could work on eliminating hate and admit we are all part of the HUMAN race and start actually acting like it.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am clearly missing some context needed to get this one.

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