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This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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#1
Charlie the Cat 3 years ago
Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
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#2
Hotdogking 3 years ago
I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
OK, dude gets to only get medical care from doctors who "learned from life". "Scalpul". "Sponge". "Priest". "Next Patient".
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
And this guys wonders why he got owned by Greta Thunberg. I'm not her staunchest supporter, but dang girl, you burned his behind real good.
Nandros M 3 years ago
He is bending in the bathroom now, to catch the soap.
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Lu 3 years ago (edited)
Delusional Tate - maybe he’d ban books? Books contain the knowledge, experience and insights of countless people. It’s an incredible gift to be able to be able to peer into universes. Of course you need to have your own experiences, but how can you be curious about things you can’t even imagine?
Tamra 3 years ago
Yeah, it's disturbing how many followers this s**t stain has.
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Marco Richter 3 years ago
ok, so I believe the world didn't exist before 1980 because I haven't lived and felt it.
Corrsfan 3 years ago
One such idiot is bad enough but the thousands of likes on such a comment reminds me that humanity is doomed
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
Reading something makes me feel like I’m the one who’s been through it, I sincerely hope that you rot and die in jail Andrew
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
In that case I'm gladly continue to be a "loser who is afraid to learn from life". As the Tenth Doctor said, "books are the best weapon in the world."
Jon Steensen 3 years ago
yeah why learn anything from others at all. Why not start as a caveman and discover all the things that humans has spend the last thousands of years learning the hard way? I mean we payed for some of those lessons with human lives but whatever. Learning from other people's mistakes hurts a lot less and having someone that has already explored the maze tell you the way through it, is so much more efficient than exploring every dead end on your own. Though you cannot learn everything from reading a book, e.g. noone has ever read about how to ride a bike and then done it perfectly in the first try after that, there is still a lot that can be learned from a good book - so disregarding entirely is too far into the other extreme.
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
He didn't want to learn from the memoirs of the people who went to prison so he is learning it from his own experience.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Andrew Tate has no imagination. Well, unless you consider imagining himself to be a man by diddling underage trafficked girls, that is.
Settled for Infamy 3 years ago
This is practically admitting to being a narcissist, 3rd last point about having to feel it. Narcissists have to learn the hard way as they just don't consider anyone else's advice or opinions to be sound or correct. The rest of us dont have to feel being hit by a car to belive it is dangerous to play on a road for example. This is Little Emperor syndrome all grown up.
Marcos Valencia 3 years ago
I can't believe this attitude... right now, with all the time this guy just got start reading!!!
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
I hate this soooo much. I support my local library and always have. Education is for cowards ? You think people read….just to read about what someone else does like some kind of freakin Kardashian ??? Do you think educators got to where they are just because they wished for it ??? Reading is one of the most fundamental things in life you can nurture in a child. Love to tangle with his brain of worldly knowledge…oh wait, I can’t because he doesn’t have a brain ! Absolute piece of infected toenail fungus!
Robyn Ward 2 years ago
Has he thought the only way he can write or type is BECAUSE he reads letters/words?
Alden Archambeau 3 years ago
if education is for cowards then where have you been for you whole child and teenage hood?
Robert McKenzie 3 years ago
Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it. SIMPLES!
Kyllein MacKellerann 3 years ago
One suspects this fellow either has problems reading or flunked third grade.
Janice Seagraves 3 years ago
What do you think about a published author who writes what other's read then?
StarlightPanda! 3 years ago (edited)
You have to read from books in order to learn how to read and write, which he clearly can do. Idiot.
P. Mozzani 3 years ago
These are the statements of a testosterone-deficient male who lives in a 45-like LaLaLand of his own making. Ignore.
Valerie Lessard 3 years ago
I mean, duh! Highschool physics students should just experience Saturn's gravity instead of just reading it about in their textbooks!
C C 3 years ago
hmm. So books r for losers and are a waste of time and education is for cowards. im a retired EMT. so u would rather i climb n back of the truck and stick u with a needle u til i figure it out or maybe i could shock u with a defibrillator until i know wut it’s for. that was such an intelligent argument and u came up with that by “living life”. sorry, i want my medical professionals well read, trained and very educated.
Perfumista Perfumista 3 years ago
While it's important to learn from your mistakes, it is much more convenient to learn from the mistakes of others
Phil Green 3 years ago
I find it remarkable that this tool has so many followers. He has contributed nothing to the world.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
If education is for cowards, then Andrew Tate must be the bravest man on earth.
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Tell me you failed English in middle school without telling me you failed English in middle school.
Demosthenes 3 years ago
That this loser gets attention from anybody is the death knell for humanity. Get ready for the end kiddos.
Paul Navarrete 3 years ago
Andy Taint - "Learn for yourself, don't learn from others. Also, listen to me. Follow me. Pay for my scam...I mean school where I will teach you to be a man."
Androgyny Lunacy 3 years ago (edited)
No, dude books were my peace from a drug addicted dad and a mentally, psychologically and emotionally abusive mom.
Rabbit Lord 3 years ago
Andrew Tate? Wasn't that the guy who lately tried to p**s on Greta Thunberg by showing his bugatti branded replacement d**k, because his own is too small?
Sinnsyk Jakte 3 years ago
...I reguarly go to a bar with some of my favorite books so I can have a giggle with some scotch. Once, that led me to an adventure where I helped a girl out of a bad situation--and got to chuckle as I held a knife to a gentleman's apparatus. 'Catch-22' was the book that got the attention of the lady.
magix (they/them) 3 years ago
yeah, yeah, i'm a biological female and i have more testosterone than this man-baby incel
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
I hope he never has to be treated by a doctor, all their learning and medical info is from books! Or a lawyer, or mechanic or teacher etc etc! I hope he only relies on and works with people who have never read a book before!
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
#4
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?
#5
Oki 3 years ago
Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
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#8
blobby_grrl 3 years ago
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
#11
Clown fish 3 years ago
What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's
#12
Clown fish 3 years ago (edited)
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
#13
Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
#17
Donkey boi 3 years ago (edited)
I don't like the term 'Body positivity', I'd prefer it to be called 'Body acceptance'. I think it's better to just accept that all bodies are different and if we accept our own for what they are it's a healthier state of mind. Body positivity blinds people from health risks by telling them that it a good thing to be the way they are. Yet, if we accept our bodies and the impact that has on our health it's up to us alone to decide if we want to face those risks and/or do something about it.
#18
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
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#21
Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
#24
Hotdogking 3 years ago
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
#25
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
#30
Marcellus II 3 years ago
So, do dyslexic 31y or 41y olds also have extra-large brains? Asking for a friend.
#31
Marcellus II 3 years ago
Why do I assume she will then turn around and say he's too touchy-feely and not a real man?
#32
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago (edited)
EWWWWWW. This what real grooming looks like BTW. EDIT: I guess there's a chance that this isn't sexual, but the implication is there nonetheless.
#35
Marcellus II 3 years ago
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
Maybe the confusion stems from the second photo being South African (a country officially named the Union of South Africa, in short U of SA --- a small step to the US of A; hence both USA!).
#41
Undercover 3 years ago
I live on a farm and I just want to get away from ALL people! Intovert's heaven 🤷♀️
#47
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Not true. What is impolite is following the answer with "no, I mean where are you really from"
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Paul K. Johnson 3 years ago
I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
Juris Macto 3 years ago
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Paulo Freitas 3 years ago (edited)
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
Marco Richter 3 years ago
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
AndThenICommented 3 years ago
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Beruthiel45 3 years ago
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
NicoleighB 3 years ago
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
BittyBerry 3 years ago
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
K. David Ladage 3 years ago
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
Paul K. Johnson 3 years ago
I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
Juris Macto 3 years ago
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Paulo Freitas 3 years ago (edited)
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
Marco Richter 3 years ago
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
AndThenICommented 3 years ago
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Beruthiel45 3 years ago
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
NicoleighB 3 years ago
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
BittyBerry 3 years ago
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
K. David Ladage 3 years ago
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
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