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The odds are that you’ve worked with at least one incredibly passive-aggressive person during your career. Usually, this type of behavior is awful for team morale, motivation, and dynamics. In some cases, however, it can be straight-up hilarious.

Our team at Bored Panda has compiled this list of some of the most creative and funny notes workers have left for their colleagues. And they are practically oozing passive-aggression. Scroll down for a good laugh as you have that third cup of coffee with your work besties.

#1

The Note I Left My Coworker On Friday

Passive-aggressive note from coworker threatening orchid kidnapping signed by Orchid Liberation Taskforce with skull and crossbones drawing.

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Ashlisha
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Appears to be a plant intervention of sorts

FranSinclair
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My own mother buys me one of these every mothers day *im a momma too* I cant keep it alive and she knows this. I told her to stop this year & she brought it laughing anyways and told me "its so you value the fact your kids made it this long." I told her to stick it where the sun dont shine 🤣

Nadine Debard
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They hate too much heat, too much moisture and too much light. No direct sunlight, warm place (20-22°C), not much water. Mine bloom every year because I often forget to water them for 2 weeks. They like that.

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many withering beauties have prayed for such an intervention....

Sean diddy
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nicest kidnappers I've seen in a while

Crystalwitch60
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂fair enough lol orchid lives matter to 😂

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    #2

    Passive Aggressive Office Notes That Are So Good You Can’t Even Be Mad

    Passive-aggressive notes from coworkers pinned on a fridge, highlighting humorous office frustrations about dating food cans.

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ay! You just put an image into my imagination that I want out.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Near a sign announcing "DATE NUT BARS," I mentioned, "I've done that. Don't recommend."

    clist414
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not passive aggression. Passive aggression is pretending to be nice or compliant while doing or meaning the opposite.

    Eggwodd
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this considered passive aggressive? It's awesome sarcasm.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got "canned" as a love interest. But at least they were "recanned" as friendship.

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    #3

    My Coworkers Passive Aggressive Message On His Lunch

    Handwritten passive-aggressive note on a takeout container warning coworkers to stay away from someone’s food.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "Consider poison" 😅

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine often was in the form of insane amounts of spice.

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually mark mine as "Tofu sandwich with casu martzu cheese". Seems to work. IT says odd increase in coworkers googling casu martzu.

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this if you have a lunch thief

    Tams21
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the person who wrote the note reads it? According to the note, they didn't write it, the food can therefore not be theirs and the food would end up going to waste. And that would be a shame.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but the person who wrote it would know to close their eyes as they pick up the box, so they would not read what they wrote and thus spiral into a sophistic trap XD

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    Broadly speaking, there should be no room for passive-aggressive behavior in the workplace. If there’s an issue, it’s best to deal with it directly (if diplomatically) than to lash out in indirect ways. But that’s easier said than done.

    It takes quite a bit of courage to have an honest chat with your colleagues about how their behavior negatively affects you. Meanwhile, leaving a note takes far less energy… and you can feel like you’re taking action while you hope that it solves the issue. To be blunt, it’s lazy behavior, and it’s not as risky as solving your problems directly. (Spoiler warning: it probably won’t. There’s no real, effective alternative to open communication.)

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    #4

    Someone At My Work Is A Realist

    Whiteboard with passive-aggressive coworker notes about a parkour tournament and first aid demo times in office setting.

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    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the price for the candy bouquet and was like that is cheap. So I got bored and back tracked on a calendar to see and the closet February 10th fell on a Tuesday was in 2015. That makes more sense now.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the good old days... before 200% inflation

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what type of profession this office is from - parkour first thing on a Monday?! Not sure if I'm impressed or horrified

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking that is a cool place to work. Even the Valentine's goodies for sale are quite the deal.

    #5

    Passive Aggressive Note At This Diner

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on balcony non-smoking area and extended lifespan during meal service

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    #6

    Always Remember

    Passive-aggressive coworker note warning about polar bear with added sarcastic correction on taped paper

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polar bears are not to be f****d with. Just... don't go outside.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke.. that’s why someone wrote the word —slower— before friend on it 😂. Most people whom are from this place would know how to deal with situations regarding polar bears and would carry guns I imagine.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only have to be faster than one other person. This is also true of zombies.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Florida, so I feel pretty safe. Of course - alligators.

    LLP-roundincircles
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it would be much more dangerous if your coworker was faster.

    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again! I guess most of you find sarcasm to be passive aggressive.

    Diane H
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we visited Alaska we were told if the Bear is Black- fight back.. Brown- lay down.. White- say good night!

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember: you don't have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than your friend.

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny and/or sarcastic. Not passive - aggressive.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I’m staying inside there thanks, beautiful they are , deadly they also is lol 😂

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, inside is warm. Namaste my a*s right here

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    Psychology Today explains that passive aggression is an indirect way of expressing your hostility and negative feelings. People who employ passive-aggressive tactics usually aim to hurt or confuse their targets. These behaviors can sabotage your relationships both at work and in your private life.

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    “Passive aggression stems from deep anger, hostility, and frustration that a person, for whatever reason, is not comfortable expressing directly. When dealing with passive-aggressive behavior, it’s important to understand that beneath all of those snide remarks lies a deep unhappiness and sadness,” PT points out.

    #7

    Quite A Threat From My Coworker

    Handwritten passive-aggressive note from a coworker warning others not to touch their stuff with a humorous threat.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't confuse polite for non-violent. Steal Dylan's food again you'll end up on the wrong side of a slash or cross-check.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. so you'll come to a sticky end ...

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underestimate not the divine, scalding power of maple syrup, or thou shalt have thine dwelling quarters buried in it!

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be Canadian. Only a Canadian would mur.der you with syrupy politeness.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those wild and crazy Canadians! 😁

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But first in syrup. Effective.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of worse things to drown in.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taskmaster NZ came to mind, rap battle: https://youtu.be/KTa-kaQaJdk?t=38

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    #8

    My Mom Is Absolutely Done With People Stealing Food In Her Office

    Passive-aggressive coworker note demanding to stop stealing food from the fridge with sarcastic comments included.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk about anyone else but I wouldn’t be able to eat food that I spat in. It’s a lose-lose situation here

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are assuming the person who wrote the note was actually intending to spit on his or her food.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just mix in Carolina Reapers. Next theft will be the last.

    Austzn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "best of luck" hahaha, excellent.

    LV PT
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a student accommodation with several people. One guy used to drink my milk until the day I filled the jug with salt. Never again!!

    Anthony J Cornish
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in an office where one lady brought sweets to eat in the afternoon and every time her back was turned, two younger male colleagues used to steal them. One day she brought 8 oz of yeast and made it into cubes to look like fudge. After that day they never stole her sweets again.

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food thieves need to be fired immediately

    Gobi Todic
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if a coworker puts a note on your mom's food saying "I also spat on it."?

    Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd label my lunch "Schrondinger's Lunch" and write: This lunch may or may not be poisoned. The poison in question would make you 10x as likely to be reported to HR or punched in the parking lot. Consider carefully.

    Marcos Zapatero
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So will I! Thanks for the great suggestion!

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    #9

    Work Place Passive Aggression 101

    Passive-aggressive coworker note reminding to have their mum sign in at reception to do dishes with cups on a kitchen counter.

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    Vexed Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our biggest offender is the boss's son. This sign would start an interrogation that would make the Spanish I*********n look like tea and biscuits in a fluffy bed with a warm puppy.

    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, is "I*********n" censored? Edit: Ink Quiz Ition

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still doesn't beat the note left by the cleaners in both English and Danish in the toilets at work: "Your mother doesn't work here. Please use brush to remove skidmarks". LOL

    Stephanie L Thesing
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the employees at the pediatric clinic I worked, the male doctors were the absolute worst offenders. Like, I know you’ve got the better-paying job and all that, but you can put your darn coffee cups in the dishwasher that’s right in front of you.. Someone did put up a “your mother does not work here” sign but the clinic manager took it down for fear it would offend those doctors…

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your clinic manager needs to grow a spine. Even doctors need to wash their dishes

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    Wendy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just start tossing stuff into the garbage - people will get the hint ...

    AnnaB
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is I N Q U I S I T I O N censored?

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    There are lots of different ways in which people behave passive-aggressively. Some of the most common ones include the following behaviors:

    1. Procrastinating
    2. Missing deadlines
    3. Avoiding responsibility
    4. Withholding critical information
    5. Deliberately being inefficient
    6. Avoiding discussing concerns openly and directly
    7. Frequently underachieving, even if you're capable of doing better
    #10

    This Whole Thing Just

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes stacked on a wall sign, showing frustration with thumbtacks and sticky notes usage.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a fun place to work. They're all joking with each other.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point of clarification, those are push pins, not thumb tacks. Not guilty.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago when I was on the construction crew here where I work I commonly did small carpentry projects, hanging pictures, etc for the office staff. One day one of the engineers came to me and asked me to hang a bulletin board in his office, but told me the office manager had said not to put holes in the wall. I went to her and asked her how I was supposed to accomplish that. She clarified by saying she had told him HE couldn't put holes in the wall. I could do whatever I thought was appropriate.

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    Marcos Zapatero
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's a one person operation, with that one person suffering from Schizophrenia. Roses are Red Violets are Blue... I'm Schizophrenic...and so am I!

    #11

    Passive Aggressive Office Refrigerator Technique

    Office fridge cluttered with passive-aggressive notes labeled not Debbies highlighting coworker tensions.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debbie Did Dirty

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand people eating other people's food from the company fridge.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It boggles my mind. Thankfully, I’ve never encountered this.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I wonder who's been stealing lunches?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking Debbie may not be very good at picking up on subtle hints.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see Debbie’s face when she opens the fridge.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy your own 💩 Debbie!

    monsieur mabel
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......debbie debbie debbie..........

    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my old job, Betsy was the food thief. You could put your cookie down on the table, turn your head for one second, and she’d snatch it and shove it in her mouth. Seriously, she was that brazen.

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    #12

    Came To Work Today And Saw This Note On The Bathroom Door

    Passive-aggressive note taped on wall sarcastically addressing public bathroom door behavior in a coworker setting.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Keeps shaking it for 5 minutes, all according to note*

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget to bang on it otherwise you have to start over.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And look between the cracks to make sure the occupant is still alive

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "love" when people jiggle the handle, then knock, then ask, "Is someone in there?" FFS... Just let me pee in peace.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For extra points, in the men's section, be a female shouting "my boy's busting!" as if that would miraculously solve any problems you might have at the moment

    Carol Culhane
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my angry OCCUPIED scream ready anytime. Go ahead you goof

    J C
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I hate that. I mean if it doesn't open when you try the handle just move on to a different bathroom or wait. I hate when people then knock and then I feel like I'm supposed to say something. That is too awkward.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't people just yell "OCCUPIED" when someone tries the handle?

    According to Psychology Today, passively aggressive people often leave jobs either undone or ‘almost’ complete. Furthermore, they often run late. They also aim to subtly sabotage others when they disagree with them.

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    For instance, they might give out backhanded compliments or give someone the ‘silent treatment.’

    #13

    Our It Guy Went On Vacation And Left Us This Note

    Passive-aggressive coworker note humorously refusing calls and asking to wipe internet history if office burns down.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 internet history

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Internet history" means this was not written by an actual IT guy.

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    Spencers slave no more
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In civilised countries, contacting someone outside of work hours, unless they're on call or it's a dire emergency, very rarely happens. Work hours are called work hours for a reason.

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It some countries it is actually illegal to contact employees who are on holiday unless in real emergencies.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to take care of the important things.

    Sean diddy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his priorities straight 😂😂

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    #14

    Do Not Use The Microwave And Copy Machine

    Passive-aggressive coworker note warning against using microwave and copy machine at the same time to avoid disaster.

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    Vexed Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you NOT push those buttons!?!

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it would destroy the planet. That's sorta why you might not do it.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I think we're all looking for an exit plan here, you might just be doing us a favor

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they are within yelling distance of each other. It'd suck to do it accidentally.... Only determined during mid-flight to the sun.

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it takes is one bad day

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an issue like that in an old office building I worked at years and years ago. It would short out the entire building.

    Child of the Stars
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old house was like that. You couldn't use more than one space heater at a time, which was awful because the house wasn't well insulated.

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    #15

    Funniest Response To Passive Aggressive Notes

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes on a door demanding it stay closed and criticizing use of Comic Sans font.

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    Parmeisan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please don't use Random Capitalization either, that's worse than Comic Sans."

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please laminate your passive agressive notes. We are a fortune 500 company!

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    Seedy Vine
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortune 500 company employees should know to use Times New Roman and not sans serif, then.

    tracy black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does everyone hate comic sans font? its one of my fav

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is one of the easiest for people with dyslexia to read, too. It became fashionable to hate comic sans, and it is one of those jokes that just will not die. (The actual reason this started among designers is that its casual lines can "conflict" with symmetrical graphics. This is not really that common, but people are going to hate on things that aren't cool.)

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    Marnie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth is "Please Keep the Door Closed!!! Thank you!!!" passive-aggressive? It's just a standard reminder.

    Nadine Debard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi!!! It's the number of exclamation points!!! It makes the difference between standard and agressive!!!

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    Marcos Zapatero
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo, if you keep the door closed, apparently 24/7 is desirous... wouldn't it then become a wall?

    michael blacklock
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you become a fortune 500 company by nit picking about fonts.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there so much comic sans hate?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's vaguely ugly in a weird, unsettling, silly way XD When people use it, it always feels like they're mocking you with what they wrote.

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    Ravenkbh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everybody talking to me??!!

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    Meanwhile, leadership consultant Stefan Falk, an expert in workplace psychology, pointed out to CNBC that passive-aggressive behavior essentially pollutes the work environment and destroys value. According to him, passive-aggressive individuals are inherently self-serving and constantly pursue approval.

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    “They can, over time, be viewed as highly competitive as well as result-oriented. But a closer look reveals that the end-game of all this is to serve the own self-interest, not the common good,” Falk notes.

    #16

    The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes posted on a kitchen cabinet warning not to touch a specific mug with humor.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have a favorite mug with reindeer on it. It also says "Ugly Sweater" and the reindeer on it are very small and look like a fancy trim on an ugly sweater where they doing "extra curricular" activities that might develop into baby reindeer later. 😉

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a neurotic music teacher in our building. He had an expensive baton he was SUPER proud of, but he had a habit of leaving messes for the rest of the school staff to deal with. A big one was leaving an entire concert set up in the gym when he took all his classes on a field trip (every other teacher would have the students tear down the set up, then get on the bus- and there was PLENTY of time to do it). He left the baton on a music stand in the gym...where classes would be taking place all day. So we kidnapped it, drove it all over town, took photos of it on it's vacation, printed off a book, and left it in his mailbox. He was not amused. We sure were.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this to the school librarian at the end of the year after she put up "do not touch books". Emailed "but they are SO lovely!"

    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "s" on the end of reindeer makes me irrationally annoyed. Random caps? Bah, I've seen it so often I'm numb to it. Incorrect plural? Now I'm angry. (Mostly joking. It does bother me though!)

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few of us have brought in some mugs. We see them elsewhere on a daily basis so just use someone else's nice mug.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s just something so ridiculous about the bottom paper :D.

    #17

    Dishes

    Passive-aggressive note on a sink urging coworkers to clean their dishes with humor and frustration visible

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh there's a large square cut out of the paper 😅 (it's late and I've had a long day)

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to early here. or to little sleep. me: "nice 3d, hmm?"

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    michael blacklock
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these office workers have too much time on their hands.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such creative humor can brighten the gloomiest of work places.

    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They don't do themselves...unlike Jared"

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    #18

    Please Check If You Flushed

    Passive-aggressive coworker note with multiple check marks reminding to check if the toilet is flushed in a shared office restroom.

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! I can’t!! Please send help!! 😷. As a germaphobe, this is grossing me out!! Is that sign on the door INSIDE the toilet??? Do people wash their hands before they tick the sign?? EVEN MORE GROSSSSSSSS and it’s making my ——-SKIN CRAWLLLLLLLLLLL—- please tell me they —ALL— had —DIFFERENT PENS!!—. 🤮

    Turd Ferguson
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the person who made this sign really a genius?

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't flush, don't bother.

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    On top of that, passive-aggressive individuals want to have followers, allies, and a community of their own, united in their battle against the work community. These individuals often use so-called ‘street smarts’ to get noticed by people who they think can benefit them professionally.

    As per Falk, they have “a strong and obsessive dedication of playing the internal political game the right way.”

    While they’re doing this, they’ll derail other workers’ agendas, regardless of whether they might actually benefit the company.

    #19

    Hope You Guys Can Relish This Note

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about hallway trash and ketchup smell with the word sorry written in ketchup below.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol ketchup guy is king passive aggressive 🤣

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Steve, stop sniffing the trash cans.

    #20

    Steve

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes including a printed sign that says do not print large jobs next to Steve Jobs photo.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should have done this on 11x17/ A3 paper. ;)

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness nobody who knows Glasgow slang works there ...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dare I ask. I mean, I know what a Glasgow Kiss is. Is jobs something other than a jobby (túrd)?

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a single panel comic from aeons ago, I can't remember the exact year but it had a caption something along the lines of "In 1997, the computer industry sees a huge growth in jobs" along with a colossal Steve Jobs rampaging through a city kaiju-style.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't assign me work with large documents that need to be printed.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But large bull(ies)etines are ok?

    Eggwodd
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY IS THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE??? yes, i used all caps.

    #21

    A Sign That Someone At My Work Put Up After People Kept Microwaving Fish

    Passive-aggressive workplace note humorously showing acceptable and unacceptable fish for eating at work.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been the man that would sometimes eat fish in the break room. Tuna or Mackeral. BUT! I worked in a marina, and on the water. We were all used to the smells of the sea. The boats and other things we brought out of the sea every day smelled WAY WORSE. Was I the a*****e? The sea was part of our lifestyle. It affected everything we did.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than just fish is Fish and Chips. That pungent odour combining frying oil, fish and vinegar (or technically non-brewed condiment) which smells so delicious when you unwrap the paper package will linger for days...

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwaved Surströmming, yummy. AI Overview: "Surströmming is not globally illegal; rather, opening it indoors is illegal in some Swedish public buildings due to the smell and the cans are banned from many airlines due to the explosion risk from built-up pressure during fermentation."

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and lutefisk have to be the all-time hated office food champions.

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    Somebodys grandmother
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a coworker who did that... was i glad when she found another job... YES!!!!

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hada Hotel guest who ate half of their Durian and dispose of the rest in the public garbage can near the elevator on the 5th floor last year. We started having guests call the Front Desk reporting a gas leak after we had removed the trash.

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what about NZ style chocolate fish? Surely they get a pass? (Chocolate-coated marshmallow fish, for those not in the know.)

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of this, but now I am curious. It sounds disgusting. But not all of New Zealand can be wrong.

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I need to walk my fish and sometimes he gets cold so I warm him up in the microwave.

    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a new guy that did that, every single day.. for some reason he got fired after about 2 weeks... crazy.

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a lifehack video on how to make hard-boiled eggs in the microwave. It didn't mention that they would explode with a loud bang and leave a nearly permanent sulfur smell, but now you know.

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    popcorn will stink up an office too

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    The irony is that passive-aggressive employees are frequently concerned with things that don’t affect them because they perceive potential threats in the future. What’s more, they hate their jobs, but they often don’t go for new opportunities elsewhere.

    Falk told CNBC that passive-aggressive individuals operate under the notion of, “I know what I have, I don’t know what I am going to get, and chances are that it might be worse.”

    #22

    Post No Flyers

    Passive-aggressive coworker note posted on glass with images of birds and a construction site warning.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 month ago

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    not a bird. Ornithorhynchus anatinus

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #23

    My Co-Worker Left An Angry Note About Her Food Being Stolen. Clearly She Missed Something

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes about stolen bananas and misplaced fruit in an office kitchen setting.

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    Austzn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I side with Steve on this one. 😁

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is not an passive angry note, that is a death threat?

    #24

    The Office Fridge Today

    Four passive-aggressive coworker notes on colorful sticky notes about stolen food and fridge complaints on a stainless steel surface.

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    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am sure someone recognises handwriting

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fact that the last note is written by the same person as the first one?

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to travel with a lunch bag and ice pack.

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...yes. not the same old s**t, people.. you have no imagination??

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    The best antidote to passive-aggression in the workplace is accountability. It’s important to call out your colleagues immediately when they start playing office politics, like taking credit for work they didn’t do or for doing something else than what they promised to.

    “You must make it painful for them not to live by their words,” Falk suggests.

    #25

    Co-Workers Keep Stealing My Creamer. Hopefully This Chart Helps

    Handwritten passive-aggressive note flowchart about using coffee creamer from a coworker who’s reached their breaking point

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    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My office provides those long lift shelf milks for coffee, I hate the taste so started bringing in a litre of milk for my coffee, people soon started using it up and them coming to my desk to tell me to buy more or telling me I need to buy other types of milk. I now only bring enough for my own coffee in a drink flask.

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    #26

    Funny Passive Aggressive Posters Or Notes You’ve Seen Whilst In Hospital

    Passive-aggressive coworker note sarcastically asking to wash used coffee cups to prevent penicillin growth.

    Surely it’s not just me that chuckled when I came across this notice in the kitchen outside the doctors office during one of my locum shifts. Post below if you’ve got images of other passive aggressive posts that made you laugh.

    Starboy_nature88 Report

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t do science experiments in the office break room.

    Cipi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use disposable cups, problem solved

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    #27

    Our Office Candy Guy Left Us A Note

    Passive-aggressive note on candy dispenser humorously addressing lack of self control in coworkers at office.

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    Austzn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work we lost our candy bowl because the person who started it was just eating it all themselves, haha.

    Medway Gal
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once started a coffee pod scheme at my office, I brought in a spare Dolce Gusto machine (duplicate xmas pressy) and several boxes of coffee pods. Two weekly later I got told off by the boss because someone had reported me for always drinking the coffee and not putting 20p in the honesty tip (that someone else had started). I tried to point out that as I had actually bought them in the first place I didn't see why I should then pay again to use the items I had bought. Suffice to say the coff station returned to my home at the end of that week.

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in a colorectal surgeon's office, a candy bowl (of GOOD stuff) is a coveted tool to keep people smiling and happy before getting their booty checked. Happy patients=Happy crew.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever wondered why we can’t have nice things?

    Meanwhile, the BBC suggests that if your passive-aggressive coworkers are trying to antagonize you, your best course of action is to control your emotions and remain calm no matter what. This way, you’re denying your colleagues the reactions that they crave.

    If things continue getting worse, either directly address this behavior with the problematic colleague or arrange a meeting with them and your manager. One of the best things you can do is have evidence of the passive-aggressive behavior so the problematic worker can’t deny what they’ve been doing.

    #28

    This Note On The Fridge At Work

    Passive-aggressive coworker note humorously addressing drinking Coca-Cola with a promise to replace it twice.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Sincerely, Justin The Thief.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short test to verify ownership --Please recite the 14 digit lot number on the bottom of the can. Sorry, I guess it wasn't your can...

    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justin should be dealt with accordingly!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, if you already know who it belonged to, just pay them back without them wasting time looking for your sorry @ss. I would tape the top page in your printer if you did that to me.

    #29

    Passive Aggressive Note Posted In The Office Bathroom

    Passive-aggressive coworker note addressing restroom etiquette and frustration over unflushed urine in a shared office bathroom.

    ImNotBourgeoisie Report

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you use a toilet, you flush it afterwards. Every time. [smh]

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 1970s there was a serious water shortage in Britain, prompted several ads for a government water-saving campaign, including the famous "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." True.

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, sorry to be THAT guy-but here in Australia-sometimes we need to save the water..

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do that at home, not in public. That being said, I have seen this as something that was prevalent at a gay club I used to dance at. It's lie they are waiting for someone to fertilize their urine with someone else's but I still don't get why

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can smell it from the bowl then whomever didn’t flush needs to see a doctor.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a freshly flushed toilet"...I love it 😂😂

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signed, John Cage. IYKYK

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    #30

    I Am Not Your Mother

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about washing dishes with a sarcastic meme from office frustration humor collection.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or dishwasher at work is next to the sink. But a lot of people, esp. visitors, feel they're too important to put their dishes away.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see someone doing this I usually ask very pointedly: Oh, is the dishwasher full already?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fool thought that using Lumbergh as a motivator made any sense at all?

    Which of these work notes made you chuckle the most? Have you ever witnessed your colleagues leaving anything similar in the workplace?

    Who is the most passive-aggressive person you’ve ever had the ‘pleasure’ of working alongside, and how did you deal with them? Share your work stories in the comments!

    #32

    Office Tensions

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on water cooler expressing frustration about not changing empty water bottles.

    agw9855 Report

    adi cosmin
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, for people who've never replaced one of those, it can be difficult if you have reduced upper body strength and/or coordination

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when they were glass and didn't have the little stoppers on the mouth. You had ONE SHϘT to heave that thing up and onto the cooler, and if you missed you would flood the room.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18L water jugs are HEAVY. I would be asking for help to change it

    Sarah Baker
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped a plastic one once. The floor was very wet.

    LLP-roundincircles
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh Does Christine know anything else about hell? I'm intrigued.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a circle of hell where all the water coolers are empty, everyone is thirsty but no-one will change the bottles.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things always stress me out. When it's getting really close to empty I'll take as much water as I possibly can in an effort to fully empty it so that I can change it, but it's never enough, there always seems to be a little more water than I can fit in my water bottle. I'm sure the next person gets less than a cup before angrily having to change it. But I *TRY*, I really do, I'm just not throwing water down the sink to do it.

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    #33

    Strictest Rule In Office About Returning To Work After Lockdown

    Passive-aggressive coworker note telling employees to stop crying before returning to work shown in office setting.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I see a loophole that may enable me to never work again

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I always think when I see this. "So, if I don't stop crying, I don't have to go back to work? Sounds like a good deal."

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    Austzn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, we'll continue crying after returning to work."

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works for any retail or fast food job ever. Remember that time when we were considered essential? Try going to Mickey Ds and not getting anything because nobody wants to work for your crappy wages and working conditions

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hypersensitive, so I best not go back to working in any office...

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    #34

    Make Things Better

    Team improvements board with passive-aggressive coworker note correcting spelling of improvements.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improv board makes sense. Where I work the master plan seems to be to just make sh‍it up as they go.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we are going to have a review for our Team Improvs? Cool.

    #35

    Did An Onsite Proofreading Job Today And Lold At This Fine Example Of An Office Kitchen

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about dishwasher placement on a kitchen counter with cups and glasses nearby

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    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 month ago

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    For the love of the Gods, just write “I laughed out loud!” Is that too much to ask?

    #36

    Proudly A Passive Aggressive Workplace

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about jammed machine procedure warning others about paper shredding mistakes.

    miistahmojo Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This printer loves Bob Marley because it's always jammin'"

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Also, leave your uncut papers in the machine so I can identify you!"

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people would relish the idea of a half hour break to dismantle and reassemble the device in order to break up the monotony of the day. Just make sure the right people get the chance.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a sign that says “ there is no such thing as the printer/shredder fairy.”

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    #37

    Office Recycling

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes about recycling bins with a humorous meme disputing the distance in office hallway steps

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26 steps if you've got embarrassingly short legs to go with your embarrassing face

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next notice is probably ... Look shortarse... Please just recycle.. 16 steps to save the planet!

    2bwhctmvgn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not put the recycling bins immediately next to the trash can that I assume this sign is near?

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    #38

    Passive Aggressive Note Regarding Mugs In The Office

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about using plain white cups to avoid confusion and keep personal cups safe.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently drinking my coffee from a cup I found at a job with high turnover in 1986. If it's yours, please describe.

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's round, has a big area in the middle to put liquid in, aaannnnndddd, has a handle?

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a place in 1999 where we had to keep a chipped unusable mug because it belonged to Louise.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe, someone had a flamingo mug at work and they were asked more than once if they'd stolen one of mine.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we really need is Sports Direct mugs to become a thing again.

    #39

    This Note In The Bathroom At Work

    Passive-aggressive note above sink giving blunt instructions on how to turn off a tap in a workplace restroom setting

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    LLP-roundincircles
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20° faucet knobs! Unique. Looks like a buck growing his antlers back.

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is definitely British! Every single British school I've been in has these in every toilet

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    Bur*
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use paper towel to turn off faucet. Otherwise you've undone all your work.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE some of these new-fangled faucets. I am a bright 58 year old with a multitude of common sense, still having to fight for hot water at times. Practical things are that way for a reason.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to turn off the water after a kid and their dad used it and walked away at the State Fair of Virginia this weekend. I'm judging you, Duke fan dad. Judging you hard.

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And clean up after yourselves! I had to launch a complaint earlier today after finding the bathroom a mess when two other managers left. They did not know I was in the final stall. Did their mothers not teach them any better, to clean up after themselves?

    #40

    Found This In The Office Kitchen This Morning

    Passive-aggressive note in office kitchen demanding coworkers wash dishes, highlighting frustration and breaking point at shared workspace.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just let cups accumulate in the sink until there were no more. And keep mine locked up.

    Marcos Zapatero
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a rat, çome to work early with snacks for the office pet, distributing said snacks amongst dirty dishes and gently introduce one to another then hurry to cubicle and call your Mom thus establishing alibi,

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    Steve
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what my company does. Throw everything in the sink away at the end of the day.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insulting the VP will not be good for your career.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the idiot who occupies (on occasion) the desk to your right. And don't get an attitude because you are forced to wash your own dishes. AH

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    #41

    Great Passive Aggressive Signage At Work

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on fire door rules, expressing frustration with someone not following instructions.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Greg ever hear about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire?

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a place that liked to yell at the staff for this. The problem was the room was very poorly ventilated and the only way to get fresh air in was to prop open the door.

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the old "If it's to be kept shut at all times, why is there a door there in the first place?" Why the heck would you have a door if it is never to be opened, which is exactly what "TO BE KEPT SHUT AT ALL TIMES" literally means.

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were never taught basic fire safety huh?

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago

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    If it's to be kept shut at *all* times, it won't be much use in a fire ...

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door is wooden, so it will quickly burn away and reveal the escape route.

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    Batwench
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    1 month ago

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    A fire door should not have signs like this attached to it.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, is the sign going to cause the door to catch fire or not prevent the spread of fire.

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    Hugo
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    1 month ago

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    I make a point of ignoring anything written in capitals. Lower case is much easier to read.

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    #42

    Well, It Was Sticky

    Passive-aggressive coworker note warning individuals to clean up spilled beverages after repeated messes in the office kitchen.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not my mother; mine actually passed highschool English.

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you're not. Mom could spell better.

    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their beverage. You're welcome. For God's sake!

    #43

    Fridge At Work

    Passive-aggressive note on a stainless steel office fridge warning coworkers not to take items they didn’t bring.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? The company took my enthusiasm and optimism, and they didn't bring it.

    WindySwede
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    1 month ago

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    #44

    A Helpful Note

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on a printer saying pushing harder will make it print faster.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8?t=18

    #45

    The Company I Used To Work For Would Regularly Post Passive-Aggressive Signs In The Bathroom Regarding How Much Toilet Paper We Could Use Or Cleaning Up After Ourselves By The Sink, But Their Most Recent Sign Is The Worst By Far

    Passive-aggressive coworker note asking to use air fresheners and flush as much as desired with a smiley face.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand air freshener spray - it just makes the smell worse.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ,we all like clean air, but personally I'm not a fan... I'll get my coat.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re that picky about my bathroom habits, they could save themselves the aggravation by letting me WFH.

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    #46

    I Work With My Dad. He Has His Peeves With A Couple Of Our Warehouse Guys. I Always Say Never Get On My Dad's Bad Side. You'll Never Be Able To Redeem Yourself

    Passive-aggressive coworker note with sarcastic instructions for using the office coffee maker and disposing of K-Cups.

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bit sleepy, so gođđąmn took me a minute!

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. Refill the water if it's empty, you f*cking animal.

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see anything about putting your cup under the spout before brewing.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those K-cups are HOT for a while. (No, I don't have one. My SIL does.)

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    #47

    Someone Left A Note In The Bathroom At Work

    Passive-aggressive note on torn paper in red ink about a clogged item, showing coworker frustration.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you're feeling better, get the dàmned plunger and do something useful with it!

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming a plunger is available. It was in the fridge, someone took it.

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    DEW
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their red marker left a stain above the note. It looks to be the sorry.

    #48

    This Is Hanging In My Work’s Break Room. But We’re In MN, So What Do You Expect?

    Passive-aggressive coworker note asking to wash dishes and clean up after yourself in shared kitchen area.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this. Simply stating that everyone is responsible for their own dishes would be the first step. I'm guessing this one is not the first one. This one was written after previous notes failed. Here, the only added piece is reminding people it doesn't take long, in hopes of encouraging them not to be self-entitled slobs. This is not passive-aggressive. It's very straight-forward (and not aggressive).

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the fact that its in Minnesota matter? Do they think people in other states aren't expected to clean up after themselves? Or they think people in other states don't need a reminder to do it?

    Marsha Brown
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Minnesota nice". Worded carefully to not sound nasty, and a "Thank you for your cooperation" at the end. How many notes on this list compare? Of course, not everyone in Minnesota is nice, but it's sort of an identity that they take pride in. I can say from only a short visit that people there do seem generally helpful and pleasant.

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minnesota. I have never heard/had an opinion of the residents there. Perhaps I should now.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s using a skillet and spatula, and are they cooking enough for everybody? 🥓🍳

    #49

    This "Poem" Over The Sink At Work Makes Me Want To Soak My Dishes

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about keeping the shared sink clean and not soaking dishes with smiley face icons.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my defense, oatmeal is very hard to clean without soaking. I would leave a note asking my coworkers to remind me if it was still there after a certain time (because ADHD) 🤷🏽‍♀️

    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhyming 'minute' with 'clean it' is pretty genius.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like something from CBeebies.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by a 3rd grader.

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    #50

    Every Few Weeks At My Job Something Happens In The Restroom That Requires Management To Put Up Notes Explaining How To Use The Restroom

    Passive-aggressive note in office restroom urging coworkers to flush the toilet and clean up after themselves seriously.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't help thinking their hiring interview missed out a couple of important factors

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making a mental note to ask this in every interview! "Impressive work history. And I see you graduated from Cornell? ... But, do you know how to flush a toilet?"

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the bathroom in my office building, there are signs that say "If you can't wipe the seat after you pee all over it, please do your business outside with the other animals."

    AC
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a toliet and how do u use one?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a former job someone never used the toilet brush. A colleague and I were brainstorming what kind of sign we could put up. I suggested "I sincerly hope that you clean yor butt better than the toilet". My colleague almost died laughing, but in the end we put up a picture of a toilet brush and step by step instructions how to use it.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education is sometimes in order. Have heard of some overseas workers not knowing. They would squat on top of the seat and drop long distance bombs that didn't always hit the target.

    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a colleague now, assuming it's just the one, that regularly has a nuclear meltdown in the HC toilets, and then leaves the door open into the hallway after to air the room out. Great habit.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a large corporate office of a major bank here in The UK there were posters with pictograms of how to use toilets...

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    #51

    Passive Aggressive Sign At An Arts & Crafts Shop

    Passive-aggressive note on a store counter sarcastically inviting customers to touch items only if they intend to purchase.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is I have every intent of purchasing it, until I pick it up to see the price, then that intent is quickly replaced with disappointment.

    sfgothgirl
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably would just leave.

    #52

    Will Never Get This Song Out Of My Head Now

    Water pitcher with a passive-aggressive note taped on, highlighting coworker frustration and passive-aggressive office humor.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the too-young or anyone else who needs it - it's a reference to Lovefool by The Cardigans. https://youtu.be/NI6aOFI7hms

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instantly heard it as soon as you said the song! Thanks! 🤣

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the exact same tape they used on this note, I used the tape for one of my school projects last year

    #53

    I Think Someone Was Already Salty Enough

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about leaving the salt in the break room and buying salt shakers from the dollar store

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    #54

    Meanwhile, In Wargaming HQ

    Microwave with passive-aggressive coworker notes expressing frustration and warnings clearly showing signs of breaking point humor.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more detail. Is there a problem with it or is this just an office Karen that doesn't want to smell other's heated leftovers? If there's a problem, maybe replace the dangerous appliance? At least unplug it.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... Do this details make any impact on your decision whether to use the microwave or not? Because they shouldn't. It says "Do not use" - not "Use if you feel like it".

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    #55

    Passive Aggressive Message In Work Break Room

    Locker with a passive-aggressive note from a coworker about tucking bag straps in, highlighting workplace frustration.

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    #56

    Note I Found In The Fridge At Work

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on sticky note challenging to find a misplaced hair on a wooden desk surface.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singular? More fun to make it plural. More anxiety created from not knowing how many.

    #57

    Is Your Name Dave?

    Bottles of green tea with passive-aggressive coworker notes about the name Dave in a refrigerator shelf.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew at least 6 Daves at work, so this is a bad plan.

    Pitbull Dad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen "The kids in the hall"......these are the Dave's I know...these are the Dave's I know

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    #58

    Sign In The Bathroom At Work

    Passive-aggressive coworker note requesting proper toilet flushing decorated with colorful cartoon stickers on office wall.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

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    #59

    Notes Left On Leaky Faucet At Work

    Passive-aggressive notes from coworkers about a broken spray water fixture with multiple responses stuck above a sink.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facilities has fixed the problem, the faucet no longer sprays water, only maple syrup.

    #60

    Hygiene Notice In The Bathrooms At My Work, Is It Just Me Or Is It A Little Condescending And Passive Aggressive?

    Passive-aggressive coworker note reminding to clean the toilet bowl for hygiene and courtesy in the shared workspace restroom.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just put a layer of paper in first to prevent skidmarks.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why Americans use so much toilet paper? (Sorry if it's not just Americans).

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    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just you. This is completely fine. If people need to be told to clean after themselves this is pretty courteous.

    #61

    Passive Aggressive Note In The Office

    Passive-aggressive workplace note listing traits that require zero talent, expressing coworker frustration and sarcasm.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that none of those things will be compensated.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but some of them are basic things that adults should be doing anyway.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attitude, body language, and passion DO require talent. Acting talent.

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cross out "zero talent", replace with "adequate compensation".

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Zero" 🤦‍♂️ edit: a manager gave me a dv? 😅

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mindset/culture that usually accompany notes like this make me want to rage vomit.

    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good indication of a toxic work environment.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body language? Is that a belly dancing studio?

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    #62

    Saw This On Fb, It "Oozes" A Passive Aggressive Work Environment

    Passive-aggressive coworker note advising to avoid saying that's not my job and encourage responsibility and teamwork.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons I was fired from Nestle'. Pretty sure they found out who did all the small niggly things that kept things going smooth after I was advised to seek 'other opportunities' after having a meltdown over being the ONLY one.

    Nagatha
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that will get you is more responsibility and no extra pay as well as never getting a thank you. There are times when even that little bit is appreciated.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the management was leading this charge...

    Ann Kapoxeet
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was definitely written by someone who was actually getting paid a decent salary. I bet the others were not.

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    #63

    Found This At Work

    Passive-aggressive note on cardboard demanding someone named Harry be thrown into the dumpster with sarcastic thanks from a coworker.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, just like it would take less time for me to clean my child's room than to make them do it themselves, but I still make them do it. Don't be a child Harry 😂

    #64

    Your Are A Grown Man

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on bathroom door addressing loud grunting during bathroom use.

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    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like someone who has never suffered a fissure.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to be this guy's wife. "Honey, you're a grown woman. You do not need to grunt out loud when you push during the contractions."

    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your bowel movememts are as painful as giving birth I suggest you try a liquid diet.

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been occasions when I screamed.

    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it’s more enjoyable 🤣

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    #65

    Don't Be A Piggy

    Cutout of Miss Piggy with a passive-aggressive note about cleaning dishes, showcasing coworker frustration.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms Piggy is judging you. Harshly

    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs are not dirty or filthy animals. Humans are.

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    #66

    Our Office Has A Monthly Fridge Purge. Apparently There Now Is A Passive-Aggressive War Brewing Amongst Co-Workers

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes posted on office fridge addressing food frustration and shared space annoyances.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every now and then I go and pop little yellow stickers on things that look like they've been there a while. I'll do that on a Tuesday or Wednesday. Then, on a Friday, everything in the fridge with a sticker gets thrown out (and on Friday I take it all to the compactor so it's gone gone). Some people get upset about their favourite sauce or special designer water...but it's a fridge for staff to keep their food cold into break, it isn't a storage area.

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    #67

    When A Door Is Not A Door

    Passive-aggressive notes on a gray door, with humorous messages pointing to a door handle in an office setting.

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    #68

    Yeah, I'm Cool With Passing On That Responsibility

    Passive-aggressive coworker note reminding to switch off the coffee pot, showing office tension and workplace frustration.

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    #69

    Passive Aggressive Notes From HR Etl

    Passive-aggressive workplace note highlighting strict schedule rules and clock-in restrictions for coworkers.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...you won't see me anymore. Promise?

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a policy of no 'clock ins' more than 10 minutes before shift. Probably one of those urban legends of someone suing for unpaid time.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work, if you clock in early it is automagically corrected to be the time you were supposed to clock in.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh ? Are they trying to discourage people from working longer ?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually clock in ten minutes early so I can clock out ten minutes early. Because bus schedules suck

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    #70

    On The Restroom Door Of A Friends Work

    Restroom door with passive-aggressive notes about a blocked toilet and handwashing advice from the CDC.

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    #71

    Things You Find At People's Work Stations

    Yellow sticky note with a passive-aggressive message taped above computer screens in a coworker’s workspace.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can do the first one. No guarantees about the second. Depends on the day and the phase of the moon

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem for me with my noise cancelling earbuds...

    #72

    It's Straight Up Gorilla Warfare In My Office Today

    Passive-aggressive coworker notes about banana theft and communal shelf warnings in an office kitchen setting

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, B1 and B2, the Bananas in Pajamas. (So, by the Commutative Principle, we can now also use Pajamas For Scale!)

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo bananas..."

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see any Gorillas. Perhaps the heading means Guerilla warfare ?

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how we spell it, either.

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    #73

    Left A Passive Aggressive Note At Work And Was Told To Post It Here

    Passive-aggressive note on office equipment reminding coworkers to empty waste container and update tablets.

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    #74

    Does This Count? Picture Of A Sign On Microwave At Work

    Passive-aggressive coworker note about the smell of fish and popcorn in the office microwave area.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, you just KNOW it's only a matter of time before some wiseacre concocts Microwave Fish Popcorn *just* for *this* office...

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    #75

    This Note With A Smiley Face At My Job

    Passive-aggressive coworker note on order list asking not to mark unless handling the order on a whiteboard.

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