119 Memes About Raising Kids That Are Funny Because They’re Painfully True

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Gail Lott

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I feel that

Hah! 🤣

Or when you get up for the loo and you try to "keep the tired in"...

The birds later on get food from a feeder after it's filled. Ha ha jokes on the early bird.

Riding lawnmower.

It's currently 2:49 am where I am. 😁 Should I go to bed? Yes. Will I? 🤷‍♀️

matchriarchy

You're very welcome.

Will the puppies learn to herd the sheep this way? Or do they have to actually be trained by a person? Legit question I've always wondered XD

Lil old man 🥰

Oh yes, I am very well familiarised with this method od catering to your leftovers🙈

Same

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😂😂😂

Actually the instinct comes from when they HEAR flowing water. Cool right?

I apologize 😔 I feel your pain *°•▪︎but I can't stop laughing 😆

Only 3? I need 5, plus 2 stuffed animals to put under my elbows. 😂

I just got a new e-bike. For context, I'm a middle-aged woman. I drove past some teens also on bikes, and one of them yelled out, 'Sick bike lady'. I chuckled all the way home.

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We need them to store the diamonds.

But sometimes I have energy! It's just at 330am before a big meeting.

Love!

I do this now but its the dogs that determine where I sleep

I once herniated a disc by bending over to pick up the dog bowls. The empty dog bowls.

From the "Attack of the 50 foot woman" collection

Get a notes app. Mine is full of cryptic notes that I don't remember or recognize, but I'm afraid to delete them.

I like her!

I tried this at a corporate meeting one day. I live in a cardboard box now.

And the good guy is handsome, makes a decent living doing something artsy/ crafty ( baker/chef/ custom cabinet/ ceramics) and is inexplicably single at 35 despite the above.

I'm going to get pizza one day next week now.

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That's why I only buy food-colored clothing.

TBF, if I'm treating myself to take-out I'm treating myself to two meals worth of leftovers too.

Why answer the phone if you don't want to talk??

I didn't try real butter until I was 19. Never went back.

That reminds me. I've got 40 mins of my lunch break left. Go sort out that pile of clothes or carry on scrolling? Taking votes now.

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One doctor told me mum I was due on the 31st may, another doctor told her I was due on the 2nd of June, so I came on the 1st June.

Awww, you were a birthday gift!

"Donner party!! Table for five!!"

I just realized the house-shaped print on the mark

Fair.

Bravo.

OK seriously, how do you know this?? Has someone been watching my entire life?

No more Maths with dad! I guess adulthood has it’s highlights after all

Yes! He has to deliver presents to every single kid. He’s not bringing 7. He’s bringing 1. How does a Christmas bill become a Christmas law?

They NEVER forget….😳

Moms are doing dad jokes. This is what equality gets you. I hope you're all satisfied now.

and before you fall asleep you think about what to cook next day

I once had a boss ask me if I put lithium in my cereal in the morning LOL

Only dads?

You just cannot be ready enough. I thought I was 🤣

Oh, the feeling when the doors would open...pure joy. That was when summer lasted forever.

Remember when you "Thought" you were fat.

"Did you say Jayden or Braiden"?

Bills, bills they still come as depression letters. Even if you sign up for paperless...

How very sexist. I’m a dad and am just as big a p***y.

lol! So true! 🥴 is how every photo of my grandson looks. lol!

Dad is on the toilet, looking at his phone for the next 45 minutes

??

I mean, that's a legit reason.

🤣

Is short granny pointing a gun?

Seems legit.

The last time I got asked if I was pregnant was the last time I wore a peasant blouse. 😕

Male vision improves with matters of importance.