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Is it possible to say something offensive, but in a nice way? The question would be perplexing and probably without answers if not for this Instagram account.

Welcome to “Tastefully Offensive,” the page dedicated to sharing the most blunt and direct, sarcastic and funny tweets shared on the internet. They reflect what we all have been thinking lately: from hopes that 2022 is a precedented situation to someone pointing out how Leonardo DiCaprio owes his whole career to the iceberg that sank the Titanic, there’s a lot to digest.

And decide whether the tweets below are offensive or aren’t. Upvote your favorites as you go!

"Tastefully Offensive originally started as a website for sharing funny and viral content in June 2010 when the Internet was a much different place," Christian Baker, the founder and curator of Tastefully Offensive told Bored Panda

"It started as a fun side project while I was working as a marketing manager for a wine company. After about a year the website became popular enough to become my full-time job, which continued for around 7 years. During that time, the website branched into several social media platforms including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

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Londo Cotto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

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Today, Christian is a full-time bartender which he calls his main passion in California’s Napa Valley. "But my love for Internet humor has never gone away," he said. "While the site still exists and is a great source of funny content, my main involvement with Tastefully Offensive is curating the Instagram page. I mainly share content (memes) that I find funny, which mostly get sourced from Twitter, Instagram or get shared with me by other IG users."

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

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Fidgets McGee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

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Christian says that his Instagram page Tastefully Offensive "basically feels like a place where he shares things he finds funny with 230k friends." He added that he loves when followers of the IG page add witty comments on posts and said that they are often funnier than the posts themselves.

When asked what the name Tastefully Offensive refers to, Christian said: "it refers to my sense of humor, which is sometimes on the offensive side but usually still comfortably sharable with parents and grandparents."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also printer ink is literally the most expensive substance by weight in the world.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And like in Nailed It when they DONT FRIKIN GREASE OR BUTTER THE TRAY LIKE OFC ITS GONNA GET STUCK

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tom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg this just happened to me, I'm turning 50 this year

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Anna Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! Joke's on you, I'm 24 and tired and so finally ahead of the curve! Thanks depression! *I am well into recovery, by the way. My life is good. But it still helps to joke about it. :)

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DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to start complaining about healthery not before turning 60 at least. I'm 39 now, and have just got to the point that my constant crying over health issues has lasted its first 10 years, after some alternatively talented surgeon fücked up my gallbladder removal ... poked a hole in my liver, and although I signed a form that I cannot sue them for things of that kind (minor damage done to adjacent inners), they tried to not tell me. I literally needed to threaten to go to court to make them hand me the report that, they said, is "not meant for your eyes at all, but your MD's ones" ... which is a lie in order not to look bad when doing bad. Thanks, whatever else you done wrong, it HURTS SINCE TEN YEARS STRAIGHT ... well, it would, hadn't I the means to avoid pain. Which is always a PITA to get ... accusery of "seeking the high", or even "selling the pills", or even "making it up altogether so you can skip work on the regular". Side note, I notworked due to sick 8 days since.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Virtual hugs times infinity. I’m in the same basic boat as you, got one surgeon fired, the other is under investigation by the State (I encourage you to report your issues to your States medical board ASAP). Nothing worse than being so vulnerable and having some POS arrogant incompetent Ahole ruin your life. Don’t give up, don’t give in stay strong even if that strength means not getting out of bed that day.

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Blackheart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait till you break some body part and it stays broken.

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Candia Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Inform yourself about osteoporosis. I broke two vertebrae last month carrying a box 200 feet.

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Pat Head
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been practicing getting out of bed every day of my life, yet I fail to improve at this skill.

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Bonny Saxon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm dozing in bed at 2:30 in the afternoon reading this. Preach

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Dylan Bess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m always sleepy. When I yawn which is basically at least 2 times an hour my eyes also get watery which gets annoying quick. I slept for 13 hours today and I‘m STILL FREAKING TIRED

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Ivana Bašić
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking forward to summer, then I'll actually be going to bed before it's dark outside. Life goals.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Three phases of life 1 birth 2 what the hell is this 3 death. I'm In 2 but nearing 3!

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Scarlett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, that’s an adulthood thing? God danggit, I’m too young for this!

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Nazda Pokmov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You go to a hospital and bring home one of those little poop machines....

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Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me around 20. 12 years later and a lot of doctors finally found out there is a reason, and the right medication made me feel awake again. Honestly it was life changing

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along time ago, my cousin and I went to a Halloween party. She is socially awkward, so she went as a mime and didn’t say a word to anybody.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easy to fix: Teach them how to wash their hands holding a gun, and how to vote holding a gun.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If he was dying he wouldn't had written "argh", he would have just said it!" - Monty Python, Quest for the Holy Grail

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! I was like, Welcome to my world, bitches! 🤣 And I already know how to bake 😉

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then keep standing just at the door occasionally knocking again or trying the handle, even after the person inside has said "Occupied". Bonus points for having others with you and having the conversation "Did someone answer? I'm not sure anyone is in there. The light is on though. Did you try knocking? Maybe try the door again" >.< So helpful

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This little piglet didn't go to market to shop there! ;_; (as I just had to learn today).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather skid in broadside in a cloud of dust, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! WHAT A RIDE!" 😃☠

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