However perfect or imperfect your lives are, dear Pandas, there’s one thing that unites us—regrets. These come in as many flavors as Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, but probably the nastiest of all are regrets related to missed relationship opportunities. It’s sad and hilarious at the same time to realize how many times people missed out on love and passionate kisses because they naively misread the situation.

New York-based comedian David Drake shared how he completely didn’t get the very obvious hint back in a high school sleepover that the girl he liked was trying to seduce him by tickling him. He only realized the truth later and keeps thinking about the lost opportunity. His Twitter followers then shared their own similar experiences, and the combined awkwardness and secondhand embarrassment are so big, you might just say ‘oh no, no, no, no, no, no no!’ aloud, Pandas.

Scroll down for the most powerful romantic situation misreads, upvote the ones that got to you the most, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever not gotten heavy hints that someone was into you. When you’re done with this list, Bored Panda has another post about obvious hints that people failed to notice right here.

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Elliot Fowler
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys might still not get the hint cause a girl telling you directly that she wants to f*@K U might be so unbelievable to some they think it is a prank.

Sam Yobado
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally. Late at night studying for an exam a girl I liked said 'Kiss me passionately'. I thought it was so direct she must be messing with me, so I said 'I think you've had too much coffee'. It killed the moment, and we were never both single at the same time again.

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Tamara Kroonen
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason you did not get the hint is because you really are a decent guy who does not sexualize everybody and everthing someone says. You are not stupid, you are one of the nice guys. The world needs more of those types. It certainly will be a safer place for women. I can only praise this kind of naivity.

Loretta
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love these stories because the guys are such perfect gentlemen!! Like, "I'm sleeping in this girl's bed, she is naked, but I have no problem with respecting her privacy nonetheless." Yes guys,go! You are awesome!

Jess
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys don't see the hints we give to them, but can read too much into nothing

KatHat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THESE are the true "nice guys", not the whiny ones who insist they're nice but have all kinds of expectations.

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Sue Lynn Chan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he try to be a gentlemen and not look at her.

Kai David
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this day and age, it's always safer for the guy to error on the side of caution; all it takes is the accusation, not the act, to destroy a mans life. The only instance where the man is automatically guilty.

Kines Tezja
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a guy and it happens to me once in a while so it's not only ladies thing, heh. I'm unable to read any signal until it's too late.

Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to f**k us grab our hand and out it in your boobs or coochie.

Brian Brown
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true, we are very slow. As a guy, if you are not use to getting hit on, most clues go right over our heads and out the window... My wife says that I am the dumbest person that she knows when it comes to picking up on clues... I am.

Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

? I don't get it. Where was the "obvious hint"?

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    Giovanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she could have just asked you, so it's not entirely your fault!

    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. If the universe worked this way though, we'd be living in some sort of weird utopia!

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're in the same TYPE of boat, you're in your boat over there and I'm in my boat over here..."

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... This funny than sad

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    No ... You are not in same boat.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Why didn't he punched you?

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was crowded. Maybe there wasn't enough room to rotate the hips and generate enough power.

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    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a girl come up and say 'look my bra is glowing' I said, 'yeah, probably cause of the black lights in here.' and went back to drinking my beer. My buddy smacked me and told me to go catch her. I had a brain fart, glad he was there.

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's slap oclock. Pull yourself together dude"

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the correct answer other than providing the time? If this is an 'obvious' sign of flirtation, then girl needs to rethink their approach.

    MK Square
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these comments getting downvoted?

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done the same thing so don't feel too bad about it.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are both events related?

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must not have been a spark I guess

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    Comedian David’s post got more than 95.4k likes and was retweeted several thousand times. But the biggest victory wasn’t the impressive numbers. No. The victory was getting people to open up about the moments of regret that still haunt them to this very day. And let’s not forget the comedy gold hidden between the lines of these tweets.

    The thread is perfect proof that far more people have the types of regrets that sometimes keep us awake at night than you’d think.

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no... It's time to wake up dude!

    RMT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think you understood the title of this article.

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    Antz Online
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments look like scenes straight from dumb and dumber

    Jamma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from the girl's side, when you shoot your shot and he says something like this it's demoralizing! I assume it's that he has no interest in me and I'm mortified, I don't consider that the guy is oblivious.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, a girl climbing into your bed and tickling you doesn't necessarily mean she wants something from you except for tickling you, so good reaction actually, even if it did turn out as a missed occasion later on

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ok. Kissing someone that smokes is a horrible experience.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not, he could've been the first to make it a thing!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this sound like something I would do.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the human species will go extinct

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you might’ve done the right thing. You never know nowadays.

    Giovanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your heart, I like you

    Kainaath Khan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the first night? You saved yourself from a nymph

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks you are safe. She had STD.

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you blow your safety whistle?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the people commenting that he should’ve gone for it, just reverse the roles. Make it some random guy knocking on a girl’s door and saying the same thing—-where saying it didn’t sound safe then shutting the door on him would also be exactly the right thing to do. If that’s not enough, just imagine if she was mentally unbalanced and he had invited her into his room, and therefore into his life, and she then assumed they were in love and proceeded to stalk him and make his life hell—-which can also happen if you reverse the roles. In this case, he acted appropriately.

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good decision, dude. Just like it would have been a good decision if it was a guy who said that to a girl.

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    Chonk Society
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exact opposite of "baby its cold outside"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no "hint" here either.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you send a girl out or any person anyway in the cold alone at night?

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lloyd Christmas, was this You!?

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry about my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back that way

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    Flirting with someone is one thing, but it’s also important to consider where the relationship might go afterward. Previously, Bored Panda spoke with dating and relationship expert Dan Bacon about how to tell if the person you met is someone that you would like to marry.

    “When you meet your wife, you know you want to be with her and only her. There’s no question in your mind about that. However, that doesn’t mean that you know you want to marry her from day one though,” he explained to us.

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Cause McDonald's or other fast food restaurants are known for customer services...

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this wasn't intentional but costumer services. Especially having the mascot a clown makes this 10x funnier.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this one time is a missed hint... Not "obvious" but dubious at most.

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what we call a " dumb dumb"

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right because restaurants always call to ask how the food is.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boy even i know they don't do this this is a big forehead slap moment

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is/was cute. You realized it later!!!!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    You must still be single

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you’re **definitely* still single!

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, i mean, he had a point...

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went home and moved on. He went on to win a Nobel prize. And then they met again, and he still hadn't figure out.

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said: "Come to my house this evening, nobody will be home." So I came but nobody was there.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was around 14/15yrs old working at a retail store. This girl I friended (who was I think maybe 17 or so and gorgeous) wanted to go back to her place for lunch. I said "sure". We get there and her place was amazing. Unfortunately, she lost me when we went into the basement and I saw she had a video game cabinet. TWO in fact. Needless to say, we went back to work with me only jabbering about how cool her house was. What? I was a 14 year old boy. LOL

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO, you deserve to think about that one, HAHA!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was obvious. ONLY this one.

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the kind of 'spergy thing I would do. (cringes inwardly...)

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    At least your point was right. I am not talking about her point.

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    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, this is dumb! 😆

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I've seen them" bahahahaha this dude. "Wanna come in and have sex?" Nah, I had sex before, I'm good. Edit: Just to clarify, I wasn't any smarter when I was younger, I've got a couple of those stories myself, but this was so much more than just a hint come onnn lol

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this rate, girls will need to start saying. "I want to have sex with you right now" instead of very obvious hints

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw, but obviously didnt learn anything. Maybe if it had been the copymachine

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg some men are lucky that so many women are straight and have no other options.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she should have had some really cheesy music playing in the background when he walked in?

    Herbert Yeboah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said piano collection at first😳

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely watched too much po.rn.

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    “You know you are ready to marry a woman if you have never thought of breaking up with her for real. I say ‘for real’ because sometimes a couple will have fights in the early days and threaten a breakup, or temporarily think about breaking up in the heat of the moment, but then change their mind,” the expert noted.

    “It’s only a problem if a guy secretly wishes he had a different woman, regularly imagines breaking up with his girlfriend and falling in a love with a new woman, or worries that his girlfriend probably isn’t the right woman for him,” Dan told Bored Panda.

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    ProgressiveTwit Report

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I read this I hug a chair in my room for 5 minutes with my hands arround it. Than I kissed it and it kissed back. After 5 minutes of huggin even chairs are kissing back. But we can never know if she'd get mad. You are right... :)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would probably have been mad, which is understandable after a sexual assault.

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not unknowable. You just dumb!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago

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    Yes those mysteries.... loser.

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    teninchtrouble Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these are innocently adorable, you my dude, are dumb as a box of rocks. THREE TIMES???

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and the tenacity on her end! She must have been thinking, "Let me try this, he's sure to get it this time"

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    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    le sigh…. I remember beautiful young men like him in my art classes; they were not put on Earth for ladies, but it didn’t stop us from trying!

    Jean Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if you were just taking pictures of her then why were you nude also? And you probably wrecked her self esteem

    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you did not just guilt someone for not having sex

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    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a socially awkward autistic person, I find it comforting to know there are people out there who can miss social cues even I would pick up. Poor girl probably ended up thinking you didn't like her.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's pretty direct, your a dumbass.

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Third time's the charm...or not

    Jose Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baaahahhahaha this was funny af

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, she tried everything, nothing works

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    Monica Martinez Castañeda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And us girls, as we think it was SO OBVIOUS and, therefore, have been rejected, never try again because we think that was your polite way to reject us... :(

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been thinking this throughout the whole thread 😂 yep!

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    elSti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the exact moment was when steve fischer went down on him and he liked it a lot

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice this guys: he went to grab another beer, and she LEFT. She didn’t get pissed off, call him names, insult him, or use violence to force him to have sex with her. She. Just. LEFT. Now that’s how you do that. Memorize this and do the exact same thing from now on. Added bonus: if you pass it on to all your guy friends, you can end all the articles about the horrible things men do to women who reject them. Because none of them will happen if you just take the rejection and leave

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally using this line on my girlfriend

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that "haha" right in my heart bro...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right... A house party... When you were in high school... It's totally a thing... Not just in bad movies from the 80s... /s

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's doubly stupid because alcohol makes you thirsty.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP be like, smiling with tears in eyes now

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago

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    Is that when you found out you were gay?

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    “In cases like those, she’s not the one for him and he will almost certainly not be willing to do what it takes to make the marriage work in the long run, which will result in cheating or a divorce at some point.”

    For the dating expert, marriage means finding the right person to be with for life. He also shared with us that it’s vital not to give in to peer pressure. 

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    visarts Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spot was really crazy.

    Lauren Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I have said 'time to go' in similar situations, but massively coz I'm freaking out and feeling nervous. Is this what's happening here or are these boys really that clueless?

    Joni Blinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice how all these posts are from dudes? Some are jerks and some are oblivious. Amazing!

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost had a story but every time a girl came onto me, let’s just say I seized the opportunity; even when I was already involved with someone else. I understand that doesn’t make me a great guy and I’ve since learned (decades ago) that even though I was popular with women (definitely due to my personality than my looks) I had low self esteem. Once I realized I was worthy of love and how to appreciate the love of one woman, I never needed to stray to make myself feel better about myself. Been married 26 years and never, ever strayed & would never today.

    Mr.Knaps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im starting to think these are all either cover ups or boys are stupid, or extremely smart.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Below the birth mark, is, Not your mark.

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the most obvious one of all this stories... Oh man at least be a concern gentleman and see if it is benign...

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It first I thought it said "play strip poker with her parents"😳😳

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I hate when it happens. Why oh why there is no game called strip - hide and seek...

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird that she didn’t double down on this innocence with something like „i will show you...“

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He missed a teachable moment right there.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, he didn't know how to Poke Her!

    Jace
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    High school. 16-17 yr old max, maybe younger. Playing strip poker (a sex game). This doesn’t at all sound okay to me tbh.

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    “If you’re going to get married, it has to be with the right girl. You shouldn’t ever marry just for the sake of it, to impress family or friends, or to do what others are doing,” he warned.

    “A family member of mine got married because his friends were all getting married, so he followed along with their lead. He then ended up going through a painful divorce 5 years into his marriage after having two children. He and his ex-wife still aren’t on good terms to this day because she is bitter about what happened.”

    #16

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    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Gentleman is what you are. A dumb, stupid, idiotic, moron of a gentleman, but a gentleman nevertheless.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then let’s encourage such gentlemanly behavior, instead of backhandedly insulting it.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    then why are you UNCOMFORTABLE now?

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Yuri doesn't get it girl, you go down on the floor...

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three free coffees - nothin' wrong with that.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because what kind of creep would a guy have to be to assume the payback for a minor favor would be sex?

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honestly, you could still ask for a kiss and just mention that if they did not like that idea, you would just be ok with a coffee. I have to admit, i'd never have the gut to do be this bold, but that would still be considered decent.

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    BORKADYMUSIC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 free coffees?! That’s awesome! I don’t see how this is a fail!

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems not a bad way to go to be honest.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Caffeine is one of the reason to reduce manly power.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell that to my wife, it kinda never turns out to coffee.

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even after first two coffees you did not awake the situation. Apparently cafein doesnt work on you...

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, fair enough Todd...I'd ask the same.

    Mr.Knaps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but literally, have some spontaneity.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A part of the story is clearly missing. Where is the so-called "obvious hint"?

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will use bus man... In the morning...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    You should have taken her safely to her home to her bed and kissed in her forehead and then gotten back. You RUDE guy.

    Angela Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    y'know - some dudes just deserve to be alone!

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    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad advice in general though even if it worked for them. I've met many guys who think I'm just playing "hard to get" when I'm really not interested. If you don't say yes it's generally a no, and you should take it that way (even if a clear "no" is better).

    R. K.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right. On the other hand, asking for the clear "no" wouldn't have been a bad move in their situation. "Would you mind if I kissed you now?" rather than going for it. Sometimes people really might not be interested, other times they might not be confident enough to act on just a hint and therefore rationalize the hint into something more innocent as all the above examples. Just asking straight, scary as it may be, will avoid any misunderstanding and perhaps lead to something nice... Or at least to clearer boundaries.

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    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you women need to be just a little more direct. Some of us guys were raised with manners and taught respect for women and don't automatically assume your hitting on us.

    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not a woman- Their username is literally "another enby named sam"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sexual assault is ok if the perpetrator is a female and the victim is a male? That's sus...

    linda lacey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a point. He must have liked it as he is her "now boyfriend."

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You only lose when you stop trying.” ― Anoynmous

    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I'm sorry, but if you literally tell him and he doesn't get it, he's dumb and I wouldn't wanna go out w him anymore... Imagine how difficult it would be once you live together (understanding you or helping w chores..).

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    Belluška Vejvodová
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could be your happiest day of your life bro

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    While now it's at most hist fappiest day

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    Kimikazi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've done the same. Not up for any threesome.

    BORKADYMUSIC
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Haha sorry I’m being anti-romantic right here but walking is good for you lol

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing...very clearly not a single synapse fired!

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into my bed fully clothed is a huge no-go for me. That's gross. I mean, weren't you out all the day in thoses clothes?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frightenstein ! May be.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    And now you're happily married with negative 14 kids.

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    Just Don't Ask
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just be sounding like it was in 1920 😂

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord- you had something to eat in your arms.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You saved the dinner tho.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I hate doing activities on an empty stomach

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she asked him to stop, and he stopped? There is nothing wrong with that, you sick bastards!

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    Jean Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Application to heaven, it's a long vetting process

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the teenagers would pass out after hear crush and hot tub in same sentence... And here you had declare yourself the king of the friend zone. Cudos :)

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad that anyone ever had Jesus paperwork to finish

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess she was looking to sin?

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You weren't sloww learner. You didn't know how to paint toe nail. Cheer up.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? That's weird, and it does not make sense either!

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    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she thank you for being a friend?

    Jace
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Or simply not interested.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    You could have just *told* her you were gay!,

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as funny as you think! 😉

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? There was no "hint" whatsoever here either.

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when you let your ass do all the talking! 😊

    Bri Lancaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are rude and vulgar. Plus, her statement could've been legitimate. Furthermore, if she was offering herself to him, she should've just said "You wanna have sex with me here in your car?"

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    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this flirting ? Could just have been telling the truth.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is incomplete, so it can't be understood.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this woulda been me straight up

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since then you just see her.

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The assumption underlying many of these is that all guys should be DTF anytime a woman wants to, even if she's a stranger. That seems kind of gross.

    G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's a little disturbing that the idea behind this thread is that guys are stupid if one of these scenarios goes over their head because it's not something they're thinking about or interested in with this particular woman. Don't get me wrong, some of these are funny but some of these I'm like, if he's not interested he's allowed to not be interested. It doesn't make him stupid.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back of both Car and owner was big. But here Both brain and tingling was small.

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if a guy dropped the keys down his pants and said that

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Good job. Her father had loaded gun in his hand.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    You guess you just sat there? Are you seriously unable to remember, or are you acting coy?

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He told her "I guess we just have to sit here."

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, i got to say he sounds quite rude. How do you bring home someone, let them sit alone and make food only for yourself?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't tell the entire story, people can't understand it... There are too many plot holes so it does not make sense.

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    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he brought her home and didn't even talk to her?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should have shared 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell didn't he share the pizza?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went over to my now ex's apartment one evening around 6:30 pm. A bunch of us were going to go to a party later that night. I show up and ask my ex what he wants to do for dinner. He tells me he and his roommate just finished eating some pizza they ordered from [my favorite place]. Dude did s**t like that ALL THE TIME.

    Jean Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something one of the d bags on Jersey shore would do

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    But Pizza is Pizza.

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be your ghost and haunt you forever when you try to sleep...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop overthinking, it was just about the guitar.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Quick learner.

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    Wr47Rhet Report

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Seni aptal çocuk!" That's "you silly boy" in Turkish... There read this...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? Where is the "hint"?

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls will not come straight, they will just use signals.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls come lots of different ways. I hear the Kama Sutra is good to researching them

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have asked her why she didn't ask him out if that was what she wanted. I think we are long past the days when only men could ask women out. If you want something to happen in your life take some initiative and make it happen.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if she is disappointed she should have made the first move. Don't just wait without even giving hints.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Burn in hell of Brain.

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No woman will be coming between me and far cry 3 let me tell you.

    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is far and you are crying. It's kind of poetic...

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I once had a crush call me while I was playing FIFA at uni with some friends and she wanted to hang out so I invited her to come chill with us while we played FIFA. I don't think she enjoyed it. Lol. Oh young niave me....so disappointing.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite Faaaaar cry..

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    Mr.Knaps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see i'm the type of person that even if there is a solution that is easier such as a roommate, i'm still going to go because i want to help.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just needed someone to help her look l for something she had lost.

    Bri Lancaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, no, this could've been legitimate. Once, my family had a party. I was in my early 20s and a virgin. My 2 single siblings and I were friends with a married couple in their late 20s. The wife was elsewhere in the party while my sister and me were speaking with the husband. My sister and me were saying to the husband that our bedroom is so cool, with the walls full of pictures of singers, and we asked him did he want to see it. He got all embarrassed and said "I don't think your parents would like that." My sister and me are like, "Oh no, it's ok, my parents won't mind." He said, "No, I better not." My sister and me were so innocent that we were like, "Why do he start acting all nervous all of a sudden?"

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name "Lonely" justified.

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how did you spend that points later? Still got 'em?

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    Jace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your father wanted you to marry a nice farm girl. :-)

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "upperclassman" means she was a junior or senior in high school. I'm not positive, but I think your comment was implying social-economic class?

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Kissing all night had already drained you.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right. You did the right thing. And there was absolutely no other alternative.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    So you are/were by yourself. Don't cry.

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    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Lauren Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me chuckle. Sorry for your loss (lost opportunity)

    Bobby
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    3 years ago

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    You and Your #$%^^ is dead.

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    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll die from embarrassment

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand you don't want to see a lady in the tub. But man... A swiming cat is once in a life time scene...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    A boiled cat is must watch.

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    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did the right thing there.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Not raping the intoxicated girl? Good.

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    Web Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't understand the assignment.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a huge difference between sex and looking at a room, you morons.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute girl that I thought was out of my league left a very flirty message along with her phone number in my yearbook. 15 years later my wife and I are looking at our yearbooks and she sees that message. We've talked about previous bf and gf and she says I don't remember this girl how long did you date? I said we didn't she wasn't in to me. Wife laughed and said read that note again. wow that one went over my head

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... So what? I don't get it.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    You don't know nothing. Now, do You?

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    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty of something similar. Got off a bus 2 stops early at my stop rather than escorting the girl I really fancied all the way into town to make sure she got her bus, because I was meeting friends for a LAN party that night. And they didn't show up. Though it worked out OK in the end as reader, I married her (many many years afterwards when I woke the heck up!)

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats some predatory s**t right there from the teacher...

    G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling totally made up story but if it isn't that is 100% disturbing and not funny in the least.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone in that grade: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew CALL THE PRINCIPAL ew ew ew ew ew TELL YOUR PARENTS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing happened, nobody expected something to happen, and then she went missing?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backpacking trip? Friends? Skinny dipping? Yeah, that's a real thing that really happened /s

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    J. G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that one's not true.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like cream pies as well, but the dessert ones. Not the...*ahem*...man-made ones.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me... is "cream pie" sorta invitation 🤫?

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, aren't you precious. Ask Google for a Creampie video. ;-)

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are pies related to intercourse?

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