We tend to complain about things all the time, but what if it was the other way around?
Turns out, your stuff has had enough of your crap and has plenty to complain about too. So you better give them a break!
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Fridge
Two minutes is a lot of time for santa to come and sneak in a lamb roast! I am an optimistic man.
Wi-Fi
Speak for yourself. My Internet won't work at all unless all the bars are full.
Load More Replies...My brother did something amazing to my computer a couple of weeks ago - gone from poor/intermittent/no connection to full strength - not been offline since - thank you brother x
Ugly Sweater
this is actually a thing around Christmas time, the uglier the better.
Wood
I dont know if it wants to be touched either... Sounds like it's being violated
Load More Replies..."Well let me explain when I know you just lean back and then fall against the wall what say you?".
Alarm Clock
It's more pleasant to wake up as a true captain to the opening of Star Trek, or as a real queen to the opening fanfare of Dragon Quest. Much more glorious than some annoying ringing bells making noise, every morning the same. Sorry, waking clock, your era is over! ♥
I still cannot find an alarm clock usb compatible so I can choose the ring tune from my music.
Load More Replies...Onion
Mistletoe
nEVER *keeps kissing Loki (cause i like Loki and there's nothing you can do about)*
Phone
😂 It is just before 3 am here and I'm reading BP on my iPhone. How'd it know?
Wine
Milk
Rapists, paedophiles, murderers, animal abusers, Hitler, Stalin, Pot...........no, the most evil is the person that did this.
Load More Replies...Worse is the person who eats the leftovers and puts the empty plate back in the fridge.
Sock
And you will get some as soon i as i put you in the washing machine, you will be forever alone after that.
Or may just find his missing mate in that secret hiding place in the dryer.
Load More Replies...Remote
Or.....I am NOT the right one for that machine.....there are 5 others here.
Candle
Its a worry when you can still smell burned candle wax after 3 hours of extinguishing the flame...
Iceberg
Lighter
So many burns I'm sure also a few concert Halls lighting up in smoke. Sister saw foo fighters and Dave Grohl got everyone to turn on cell phone flashlights instead. Apparently it was enough light to see without help from any other source
Same at a Rob Zombie concert. He asked to turn off all the damn phones.
Load More Replies...Champagne
Fig Leaf
For anyone who doesn't get it, in a lot of classical art, they use fig leaves to "censor" certain body parts on a man or woman. The fig leaves are known mostly for the whole Adam and Eve thing. You can see it in a painting of them here: 11-Adam-and-Eve.jpg
Takeaway Coffee
i think they do it on purpose trying to be funny/p**s people off
They do it to get lots of mentioning on Facebook and Instagram etc to have free advertising every time sombody posts the cup.
So cute i would love a series two. Im feeling mattresses have a lot to say
"Can you just get off me please - you been squashing me for 12 hours now - I need to breathe"
Load More Replies...I had a hectic day at work today but this just me made me laugh right out loud! Thank you for the stress relief! :D
Please do more and make it a series I am looking forward to see more of these..
So cute i would love a series two. Im feeling mattresses have a lot to say
"Can you just get off me please - you been squashing me for 12 hours now - I need to breathe"
Load More Replies...I had a hectic day at work today but this just me made me laugh right out loud! Thank you for the stress relief! :D
Please do more and make it a series I am looking forward to see more of these..
