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We tend to complain about things all the time, but what if it was the other way around?

Turns out, your stuff has had enough of your crap and has plenty to complain about too. So you better give them a break!

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#1

Fridge

Fridge

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pandamonium
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well no but maybe something will seem more edible the second look

Hamlets twin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that light really go out when I close the door?

Abhisek Chakraborty
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two minutes is a lot of time for santa to come and sneak in a lamb roast! I am an optimistic man.

diane a
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol - I thought it was a phone - same principle

diane a
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate my fridge - I dont trust it - it is always trying to give me food poisoning

Tinley's Aunt
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes, but I've lowered my standards since two minutes ago...

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    #2

    Wi-Fi

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A slow but stable connection is better than no connection at all

    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak for yourself. My Internet won't work at all unless all the bars are full.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did something amazing to my computer a couple of weeks ago - gone from poor/intermittent/no connection to full strength - not been offline since - thank you brother x

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us the secret! It's worth it's weight in gold!

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    Ran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As IT thecnicial I love this one

    Eric You
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys should check out eero ;)

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes and your best just ain't good enough".

    De'leeze(fka moon)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry i tend to get upset when your slow.

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    #3

    Ugly Sweater

    Ugly Sweater

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have ugly sweaters. I'm the ugly sweater.

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible standards. Even clothes need to be pretty

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your right but I can't be unraveled either".

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a thing around Christmas time, the uglier the better.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm that odd person who actually likes ugly Christmas sweaters. Lol

    #4

    Wood

    Wood

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    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know if it wants to be touched either... Sounds like it's being violated

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    Ellie Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, gonna keep on knocking anyway.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well let me explain when I know you just lean back and then fall against the wall what say you?".

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, knock that chip off your shoulder!

    violetta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's very very funny!!!!!!!!

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    #5

    Alarm Clock

    Alarm Clock

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See how your phone likes it when you throw it across the room.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both and sometimes still manage to oversleep:P

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't be complaining if you didn't care lol

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more pleasant to wake up as a true captain to the opening of Star Trek, or as a real queen to the opening fanfare of Dragon Quest. Much more glorious than some annoying ringing bells making noise, every morning the same. Sorry, waking clock, your era is over! ♥

    Ran
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still cannot find an alarm clock usb compatible so I can choose the ring tune from my music.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's talking about detonating a bomb.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both though, you crybaby .

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    #6

    Onion

    Onion

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THIS is why it makes you cry. Because onion is so mean. TT_TT

    HANS
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just proposed to his girlfriend with an onion ring.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting himself stewed up about it

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it together as in 'no choppy'.

    Purple Space Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's my favorite, I actually laughed out loud!

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am crying and I don't know why.

    #7

    Mistletoe

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's nothing wrong with a little eww

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nEVER *keeps kissing Loki (cause i like Loki and there's nothing you can do about)*

    #8

    Phone

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's like 30% of battery, sleep can wait until it dies.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your ancestors' example and just freeze your screen, keep crashing. Eventually, humans give up.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 It is just before 3 am here and I'm reading BP on my iPhone. How'd it know?

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is calling the smart phone not so smart.

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    #9

    Wine

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    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely drink it.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sometimes tempted to regift red wine. Instead I stash it away for emergencies - like when I run out of white wine.

    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who re-gifts wine??????????????????????????

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are mad because.......................?

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    #10

    Milk

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most evil person in the world...that's who

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rapists, paedophiles, murderers, animal abusers, Hitler, Stalin, Pot...........no, the most evil is the person that did this.

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the same monster who drinks straight from the carton.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse is the person who eats the leftovers and puts the empty plate back in the fridge.

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk bottle can be quite cold in it's responses

    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, my brother does this because the rule is whoever empties it has to throw it away and he is too lazy to walk five feet to the garbage can so he leaves just a tiny amount in the jug so he can say he didn't empty it.

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME!!! I DID IT!!! AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! MOWAHAHA

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk it for all its worth, why doncha?

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    #11

    Sock

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    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you will get some as soon i as i put you in the washing machine, you will be forever alone after that.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or may just find his missing mate in that secret hiding place in the dryer.

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    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO...the missing sock not in the dryer......

    Audrey A
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way! I need you! 🤣

    Jalil Isa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you and your other half make such a great couple

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be alone . . . rolled up under the bed for six months .

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socks go through a lot of s**t.

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    #12

    Remote

    Remote

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you sit on me and not feel it, moron?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This remote is annoyed with someone's butt? It doesn't know it's having such a privileged life. His fellow remote mates get literally beaten when their batteries are low.

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or.....I am NOT the right one for that machine.....there are 5 others here.

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    #13

    Candle

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not lit, and still a hothead

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I murder six of your brother's every bath time

    King Kona
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your head your hair

    mia kinlo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were always hotheads

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a worry when you can still smell burned candle wax after 3 hours of extinguishing the flame...

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise it will make your heart melt.

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    #14

    Iceberg

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    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry planet we're horrible

    OI Loi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon everyone will realize how important the environment is :\

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it on the good side: you're losing weight.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climate Change in action....HUM HUM!!!

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    #15

    Lighter

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're not enough for TSA when flying either

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...you kept setting off the fire alarm.

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many burns I'm sure also a few concert Halls lighting up in smoke. Sister saw foo fighters and Dave Grohl got everyone to turn on cell phone flashlights instead. Apparently it was enough light to see without help from any other source

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same at a Rob Zombie concert. He asked to turn off all the damn phones.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I wouldn't feel comfortable with someone holding a fire above my head....

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    #16

    Champagne

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you get to crash in a new boat or ship

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I will drink you alone while watching Netflix.

    Ian Dadswell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how would you like it if I shook you till your head blew off!

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clamp your lid please the choice is not yours.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He blew his top at the Christmas party.

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    #17

    Fig Leaf

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    Avery Belisle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't get it, in a lot of classical art, they use fig leaves to "censor" certain body parts on a man or woman. The fig leaves are known mostly for the whole Adam and Eve thing. You can see it in a painting of them here: 11-Adam-and-Eve.jpg 11-Adam-and-Eve.jpg

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you have to eat that forbidden fruit? What kind of idiot listens to a snake?

    Scroogе McCосκ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh sorry "puts it back on the censored part"

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    #18

    Takeaway Coffee

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    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they do it on purpose trying to be funny/p**s people off

    Anneke van der Meer-Barnhoorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it to get lots of mentioning on Facebook and Instagram etc to have free advertising every time sombody posts the cup.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Holidays NOPE Merry Christmas.

    OI Loi
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