11 Of The Funniest And Most Absurd Patient Stories Shared By This Nurse

Need a license for everything else, having a baby should be top of the list

I was thinking instead of permission - mandatory basic training? I don't mean like a full on lesson about how to intricately diaper using cloth nappies... I mean for things like this example. Just... common sense doesn't appear to be very "common"...

There really should be some sort of required class for first time parents.

And the same with pets

How could the government having control over who’s able to have children ever go the wrong way

I used to think that way too, but then I grew up. Reproduction is a basic human right, and there is no good way to enforce this without major government interference in our lives. My body, my choice would totally go out the window. Mandatory parenting classes don't sound like a bad idea, though.

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They should at least have to pass an exam on common sense!

Ask the mothers who hit up the welfare department for disposable diapers.

Better, having to take a child raising course once they are pregnant. Otherwise baby will not be handed over after birth.

Mom sounds stupid more than malicious. They should try parenting classes and monitoring before taking the kid away.

But it's very true. And it said they weren't all funny--just notable.

LOL

Could be any first world country... except the United States.

Your grandmother sounds like she was a cool lady. I'm sure you will be that spunky.

Lmao 🤣😂

Forget the spunk....I just hope I remember at 90!

So she only changed her pants 8 times in her entire life? Assuming she never aborted.

It's honestly automatic. Plus, you can get downchecked by an a*****e if you don't. My mother got carded at 84.

Mother or grandmother?.....and shook what exactly?...was it a portable loo?

@Restless People can have fetishes for illegal stuff but that does not always mean that the person has done crimes. So for example not all necrophiles have sex with corpses - just fantasies about it are enough for them. I once discussed with one person who was a necrophile - she just wrote very macabre sex fantasies to one website where stories like that were allowed and that was enough for her. And she knew perfectly that having sex with actual corpse would be illegal and also very unsanitary.

Depends on where they are, it's still legal in some places just frowned upon.

Very true. But, sadly, many people are undereducated. They have not taken advantage of the education available to them, and have not actively tried to strengthen their knowledge.

But preferably not both.

Me too! I'm going to surgery in October, Do I get a choice????

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I must admit I saw my psychiatrist on Monday, he's Indian, and we got into a disagreement about NHS funding (as you do) and unfortunately I couldn't understand most of what he was saying as he started talking more quickly and he has a strong accent which I struggle with already. Other than that one small issue I couldn't care where, what or who they are as long as they know what they are doing.

My favorite doctors have been foreign drs to the US. Ive found they have more compassion & truly want to make a difference in medicine & in patients lives. I think to many US citizens see medicine as a status & financial occupation now days.