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You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
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Weird7 years ago

You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies

What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!

Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!

More info: shitexpress.com

They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!

I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.

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GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

KamalSIMOU
Community Member
7 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

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AngelicaNazario
Community Member
7 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

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DeniseClemons
Community Member
7 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

Jasmin
Community Member
7 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

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byherzog
Community Member
7 years ago

Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

DarrenMorrell
Community Member
7 years ago

They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

electronicmusicnow
Community Member
7 years ago

niceeeeeeee

adiana
Community Member
7 years ago

I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

Rebecca Willingham
Community Member
4 years ago

How do you do this I really want to do this

Dan Dawson
Community Member
4 years ago

Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

Jo Casey
Community Member
4 years ago

The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

Jo Casey
Community Member
4 years ago

Perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps!

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

Heres kims address

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

SavannahWinn
Community Member
7 years ago

YES!!!!

SelinaHope
Community Member
7 years ago

Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

TimHodgson
Community Member
7 years ago

You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

Refugio Villegas III
Community Member
7 years ago

Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.

Fiercefireball
Community Member
7 years ago

Omg xD

Victor banana
Community Member
7 years ago

hahaha. lol

JeriVonDyck
Community Member
7 years ago

We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

KenCurry
Community Member
7 years ago

Smells really bad!!

Tarie Coley Elkins Lane
Community Member
7 years ago

If it weren't too expensive.

Honesty Olishia
Community Member
4 years ago

Umm, mate, it says free...

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TarieColeyElkinsLane
Community Member
7 years ago

I love it! Hope you can do it anonymously!

CédricPenti
Community Member
7 years ago

well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

SarahGraves
Community Member
7 years ago

Is this for real?I need Justin Biebers address

Maria Sanchez Sokolowski
Community Member
7 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

MariaSanchezSokolowski
Community Member
7 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

LoriWalushis
Community Member
7 years ago

Where do I sign up and how much can I order?

KaylaCliffordLomas
Community Member
7 years ago

i just got some ewwwwww

Chris Taylor
Community Member
7 years ago

Take a deep breath?! I don't think so...

Community Member
7 years ago

fox poop would be better

BonnieWehmeier
Community Member
7 years ago

I think I need some horse shit!!!

CandiGryl
Community Member
7 years ago

? If this is legal I order a ton!

EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS)
Community Member
7 years ago

i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/

CrystalBoyd
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send shit to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

CrystalBoyd
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send shit to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

VivianHir
Community Member
7 years ago

sweet for revenge to my classmates

VivianHir
Community Member
7 years ago

this is SO funny revenge on my classmates :)

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

RogerHazel
Community Member
7 years ago

At least it's going to give someone the shits!

LouCubbage
Community Member
7 years ago

Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

CharlottStenberg
Community Member
7 years ago

I send shit all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

Wanthathing
Community Member
7 years ago

You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

Deborah Pashkewicz
Community Member
7 years ago

Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

AnnathespannaBlue
Community Member
7 years ago

Someone send some to 10 Downing Street please, TY

StacyDodson
Community Member
7 years ago

I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

LucyGao
Community Member
7 years ago

they copied shitsenders.com

GraceInRainbows
Community Member
7 years ago

I would like to send my own poop! haha xD

AndreasBoss
Community Member
7 years ago

My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

SasiYourworstenemy
Community Member
7 years ago

Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...

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PatrycjaKociołek
Community Member
7 years ago

I was thinking about sending my own shit to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

Community Member
7 years ago

At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

AbiezerCelzo224352
Community Member
7 years ago

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What's the address of the author? Please have all the supplies outsied and inside his house. THIS IS HUMILIATING. VENGEANCE WILL MAKE YOU WORTHLESS. EAT THAT SHIT.

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

I agree.

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GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

KamalSIMOU
Community Member
7 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

Load More Replies...
AngelicaNazario
Community Member
7 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

Load More Replies...
DeniseClemons
Community Member
7 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

Jasmin
Community Member
7 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

Load More Replies...
byherzog
Community Member
7 years ago

Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

DarrenMorrell
Community Member
7 years ago

They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

electronicmusicnow
Community Member
7 years ago

niceeeeeeee

adiana
Community Member
7 years ago

I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

Rebecca Willingham
Community Member
4 years ago

How do you do this I really want to do this

Dan Dawson
Community Member
4 years ago

Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

Jo Casey
Community Member
4 years ago

The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

Jo Casey
Community Member
4 years ago

Perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps!

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

Heres kims address

satia lynch
Community Member
6 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

SavannahWinn
Community Member
7 years ago

YES!!!!

SelinaHope
Community Member
7 years ago

Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

TimHodgson
Community Member
7 years ago

You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

Refugio Villegas III
Community Member
7 years ago

Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.

Fiercefireball
Community Member
7 years ago

Omg xD

Victor banana
Community Member
7 years ago

hahaha. lol

JeriVonDyck
Community Member
7 years ago

We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

KenCurry
Community Member
7 years ago

Smells really bad!!

Tarie Coley Elkins Lane
Community Member
7 years ago

If it weren't too expensive.

Honesty Olishia
Community Member
4 years ago

Umm, mate, it says free...

Load More Replies...
TarieColeyElkinsLane
Community Member
7 years ago

I love it! Hope you can do it anonymously!

CédricPenti
Community Member
7 years ago

well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

SarahGraves
Community Member
7 years ago

Is this for real?I need Justin Biebers address

Maria Sanchez Sokolowski
Community Member
7 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

MariaSanchezSokolowski
Community Member
7 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

LoriWalushis
Community Member
7 years ago

Where do I sign up and how much can I order?

KaylaCliffordLomas
Community Member
7 years ago

i just got some ewwwwww

Chris Taylor
Community Member
7 years ago

Take a deep breath?! I don't think so...

Community Member
7 years ago

fox poop would be better

BonnieWehmeier
Community Member
7 years ago

I think I need some horse shit!!!

CandiGryl
Community Member
7 years ago

? If this is legal I order a ton!

EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS)
Community Member
7 years ago

i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/

CrystalBoyd
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send shit to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

CrystalBoyd
Community Member
7 years ago

Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send shit to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

VivianHir
Community Member
7 years ago

sweet for revenge to my classmates

VivianHir
Community Member
7 years ago

this is SO funny revenge on my classmates :)

ClaudiaGibson
Community Member
7 years ago

Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

RogerHazel
Community Member
7 years ago

At least it's going to give someone the shits!

LouCubbage
Community Member
7 years ago

Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

CharlottStenberg
Community Member
7 years ago

I send shit all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

Wanthathing
Community Member
7 years ago

You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

Deborah Pashkewicz
Community Member
7 years ago

Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

AnnathespannaBlue
Community Member
7 years ago

Someone send some to 10 Downing Street please, TY

StacyDodson
Community Member
7 years ago

I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

LucyGao
Community Member
7 years ago

they copied shitsenders.com

GraceInRainbows
Community Member
7 years ago

I would like to send my own poop! haha xD

AndreasBoss
Community Member
7 years ago

My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

SasiYourworstenemy
Community Member
7 years ago

Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...

Load More Replies...
PatrycjaKociołek
Community Member
7 years ago

I was thinking about sending my own shit to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

Community Member
7 years ago

At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

AbiezerCelzo224352
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

What's the address of the author? Please have all the supplies outsied and inside his house. THIS IS HUMILIATING. VENGEANCE WILL MAKE YOU WORTHLESS. EAT THAT SHIT.

Annie
Community Member
6 years ago

I agree.

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