You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
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What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!
Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!
More info: shitexpress.com
They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.
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Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
right, but the other side is bright too :D
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
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u do not like kim kardashian? me either :D
This is a great service to all mankind....
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
right, but the other side is bright too :D
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)
u do not like kim kardashian? me either :D
This is a great service to all mankind....