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You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
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Weird7 years ago

You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies

What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!

Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!

More info: shitexpress.com

They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!

I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.

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GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

KamalSIMOU
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7 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

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AngelicaNazario
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7 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

satia lynch
Community Member
5 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

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DeniseClemons
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7 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

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GlynisLailann
Community Member
7 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

KamalSIMOU
Community Member
7 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

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AngelicaNazario
Community Member
7 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

satia lynch
Community Member
5 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

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DeniseClemons
Community Member
7 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

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