&#8220;Not How Girls Work:&#8221; 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Mike Crow 4 years ago

Modesty is an invention of man to control others (not just women)

13points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

exactly. How modest you want to dress is about you. Personally, I feel more comfortable wearing things that show less boob and butt, but you do you!

5points

MermaidsAndDragons 4 years ago

Amen!

0points

Monday 4 years ago

It's impossible for men to wear pants without sexualizing his body, since they highlight his legs, bulge and rear end. Men who want to be modest should not own pants at all.

29points

Pam Wilson-Hallinan 4 years ago (edited)

Lol!😂

1point

Roman Hans 4 years ago

Clearly pants weren’t designed to sexualize men’s bodies because the guy who wrote this doesn’t have a d**k.

15points

catta•mrow 4 years ago

hahahahahhahaha!

0points

Marianne 4 years ago

Funny how he makes his dirty fantasies the responsibility of his victims.

13points

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

Pretty sure I've worn pants that aren't sexy lol

10points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

I miss the days (Renaissance) when men wore high tights and short skirts. Now THAT'S sexualizing bodies!

9points

Rae Reyn 4 years ago

don't forget codpieces to draw attention to the crotch!

7points

Dest 4 years ago

Guys shouldn't wear pants either then. /s They oversexualise the rear end and the curve on the front, not to mention these thicc thighs

9points

Fabrice 4 years ago

How awful ! everyone is naked under their clothes ! :-)

9points

McSydney 4 years ago

I love your name. In fact, liked it so much I named my son Fabrice😄

2points

Bepina 4 years ago

2163 likes?! that's deeply concerning :(

8points

Vic 4 years ago

My deepest wish is that those people don't know how the 'like' button works use it like a 'mark as read' button..

8points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Maybe stop sexualizing every person you look at? Wtf is wrong with you? What do we have to wear, potato sacks?

7points

#2

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Final score:

300points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

134points

Aroha 4 years ago

I have met several men who believe this: stalking, harassment, catcalling etc are sexy and wanted by women if done by a handsome man. No. You harrassed a woman and she didn't like it because it was harassment. Not because of looks.

34points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Well, I refuse to be scared of each and every man in each and every situation just because it's dark. That's bullshit. There is a difference between being approached in a creepy way in a dark deserted ally and asking somebody for directions at a neigborhood street corner. Not all men are dangerous. ALso, I have met loads of creeps at the daytime, in bright sunlight, in trains, etc.

10points

AyrinCharles 4 years ago

Yeah but you can never be too careful. I was approached by a man at 10pm, in a lit street, people passed by but it's true that not many did. He pretended to want to know the time so I'd stop and then he started following me and finally he grabbed me from behind and held me. I don't know what happened next, I remember running really really fast until I got home. I don't think I kicked him, I think he was surprised when he noticed that I was trying really hard to release myself and then he let me go.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

Honestly I'm tired of this "not all men are dangerous"! Nobody is accusing all men for f**k's sake!! But we are taught from a really young age to be extra careful cause you know what? It's not written in their forehead!! There is no way to know and if you "refuse" to be scared Ellen Ranks probably its because you are privileged to live in a not so dangerous area!

5points

Potato 4 years ago

Not all men are dangerous. But sometimes you don't know which ones are until it's too late. I'll take precaution over their ego, thanks. They can use Google maps.

3points

Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago

Yeah all men are potentially dangerous. I'm not gonna get murdered to prove a theory.

1point

JuJu 4 years ago

Not even if you are Captain America.

6points

Potato 4 years ago

I've seen what that John Walker can do!

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

This guy is qualified to teach "How To Miss The Point, graduate level".

4points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Handsome, fashionable. educated, rich rapists and killers aren't actually an improvement.

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

such an incel middle comment

2points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Ted bundy vibes

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Unless you make it known you are not interested in her she will fear for her life

1point

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

She either needs to tell everyone not to approach anyone at night, or she shouldn't say it at all. Telling only men to avoid approaching only women at night is sexist BS.

1point

Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#3

Is There A Source For Women?

Final score:

265points

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Donkey boi 4 years ago

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

41points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

It's sexist to treat this one guy's comment as representative of the entire gender. If a woman made a dumb comment, you wouldn't say that represented all women.

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Well, my vivid internal life just included *one* person more, but in a "how can I stake him out in Mordor" sort of way.

3points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

most women trouble start with men, cycle, apause,............... !

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

That's funny.

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

😅😅😅where is my favourite panda that is often asking for "proof" under every post??

0points

Gregg Bender 4 years ago

My dog, he's dim.

0points

Quinn Alexander 4 years ago

"Source: I'm a woman" Ask a guy anything about Carpentry and his answer will be "Uh, I'm a man. I know this from birth."

-3points

N G 4 years ago

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Iliketurtles 4 years ago

Dude c'mon. The entire point of this article is to show all the sexist idiots and shut them up. You are being a sexist idiot.

5points

#4

We're Not Dogs

Final score:

263points

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Monday 4 years ago

Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

44points

Liz Mary 8 months ago

Or they use the old time period pads, which are scented. 🤮

0points

Becklass 4 years ago

No, but we can smell crap when it’s around.

8points

Jada Sherman 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

I can pick up peoples scents.

4points

Captain Awesome 4 years ago

It's actually true, every individual has a unique pheromone combination.

4points

Captain Awesome 4 years ago

We can, but usually there's too much other scents blocking it, like deodorant, perfume, etc.

3points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

I mean, anyone can smell anyone else around if they’re wearing something strongly scented.

3points

Sheila Weila 4 years ago

I can smell a few people, no cologne, deodorant, soaps, just them.

0points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Depends on the parfume

2points

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

yes we can

2points

Rissie 4 years ago

I'm better at sniffing out men because men's deodorant and other perfumes are much stronger and less subtle.

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

*me with worse eyesight which minimally enhances my sense of smell and hearing* right can't smell women *nervous chuckle*

1point

Tamara Kroonen 4 years ago

Yes indeed we can. Even after two weeks and you have showered like 14 times.... *evil grin*

1point

#5

Ideal Wife Criteria

Final score:

239points

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Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

207points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

This type of stuff is from the world of MRAs/Incels/PUAs/MGTOWs. I particularly recognise their focus on coloured hair. Unfortunately this isn't funny, they egg each other on to acts of violence and are forever preying on young men/teenagers that are looking for answers when their first relationship breaks up or they can't get one off the ground.

58points

JuJu 4 years ago

Guys who don't get a woman. They prefer to be picky instead of admitting they are unlovable asswards

23points

SBW71 4 years ago

Loser men who are single and for a reason if they believe in that list

16points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Who comes up with this? Incels. Incels who aren’t self-aware enough to realize that this is precisely why they’re incels,

11points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

Male virgins who will be virgins until they die of old age.

7points

Jro308 4 years ago

Incels that's who!

4points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

Bots and groups dedicated to cause rifts and make stupid people think that’s how the world is

4points

i0ana 4 years ago

Some dushbag that was constantly refused by some of the womens described above? :D

2points

Gregg Bender 4 years ago

Incel can't figure pour why he can't find a girlfriend...

1point

Janelle Collard Premium 4 years ago

Guys who have never had sex + won't ever.

1point

Jo Ellen Washburn 4 years ago

Virgins.

-2points

Becklass 4 years ago

Obese - People come in many beautiful shapes and sizes. Coloured hair - Enjoys a change, is an individual. Tattoos - See hair answer. Often smirks - Because they are a human. Droopy eyes - Due to being so tired of your s**t.

47points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

Love that last explanation.

10points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

Why are we hiding the names of these people... they deserve the infamy

21points

Wandile dludlu 4 years ago

Because it's easy to fake another name

1point

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Whereas this fellow has saved us the time by sending this single message. Very concise way of warning us all he is toxic :) considerate

15points

Flora Mclellan 4 years ago

Is his dream woman Edvard Munch's "Scream"? Skinny, wide-eyed, no colored hair (since she doesn't have hair at all) and a face that never smiles.

10points

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

And, in all likelihood, always screaming when in his presence

6points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

If I ever die my hair a different color it will be because I like how it looks, not because I'm seeking attention.

6points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Tic Tac Toe! I got 3 in a row!

6points

TexasPK 4 years ago

Me too!!!

5points

Leekier 8 months ago

Makes me want to run out and get a tattoo; I only smirk when I read this sort of sh*t

0points

Faith D 1 year ago

I got a connect 4 😂😂😂

0points

Christina Schulte 4 years ago

So we need to be skinny, grey haired, humourless, hyperactive people to be attractive to this guy.

6points

Something 4 years ago

That's bad news for people who are skinny, grey haired, humourless, and hyperactive.

3points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

When searching for a husband, watch out for these visual red flags: -Obese (no self-respect) -Coloured hair (attention seeking) Tattoos (spiritual corruption) Often smirks (arrogant) Droopy eyes (drug user/manic) Each tells a story.

5points

Yegramma 4 years ago

When looking for a husband, red flags include this guy.

5points

"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

#6

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Final score:

230points

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Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

idiot

249points

Dark.JuKo 4 years ago

Say it louder!

18points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

You think if you said "idiot i love you" he would react only to "i love you"?😅😅😅😅😅

3points

Bean 2 years ago

yep

0points

Evgeny Fishgalov 2 years ago

Come on... it's objectively funny! :D

0points

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

Yep.

0points

Monday 4 years ago

By this logic if I hug you 15 times and only stab you once, you shouldn't acknowledge the stabbing since I hugged you wayyyy more.

92points

Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago

Hahahahahhaha

3points

Deborah B 4 years ago

Sounds like an abusive gaslighter. Saying "I love you" doesn't magicly erase abuse, whether emotional, verbal, or physical.

27points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

This is unbelievably offensive to women who are victims of domestic violence.

17points

Kaori Panda 4 years ago

Why Do People Capitalize The First Letter In Each Word

12points

UncleRussian 4 years ago

That's... That's not how that works

10points

Aya Hikage 4 years ago

how are these people thinking that they are completely reasonable?

10points

Imma Letchoofinish 4 years ago

Girl, run. Change your number. Don't look back. Just. Run.

8points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

He's convinced the makes a strong point. Flippin morom!

7points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

Yep, that confirms the theory that this guy's a complete scumbag

7points

#7

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Final score:

222points

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JuJu 4 years ago

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

422points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Like stripes on a poisonous animal ^-^ to stop predators Lol!

48points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

if they think it's a "prostitude" it will more likely attract them.

22points

Stephanie Cunningham 4 years ago

Seriously...ankle bracelet sales are about to go through the roof!

7points

Claire the Bear 4 years ago

..... nope.... men will actually be more attracted to you if they think you're a lesbian because they see it as a challenge (speaking from personal experience ._.)

3points

No. 4 years ago

this is one of the most upvoted comments i have ever seen on bored panda

3points

Melanie 4 years ago

YES

2points

Ariana Brice 4 years ago

yesssss

1point

Olivia Daugherty 4 years ago

i agree!

0points

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

Same.

0points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Prostitude? Someone who constantly scolds sexworkers.

26points

Mohammad Azhaan 4 years ago

Ankle Chain is a common accessory among Indian Women. Didn't know so many of them were prostitutes and lesbians.

16points

Vic 4 years ago

They wear it on both ankles, so this jackass will probably assume, one is for lesbianism and other is for prostitution..

16points

Parmeisan 4 years ago

I just realized that we really made a mistake when we didn't call male prostitutes "prostidudes".

10points

Kalikima Premium 6 months ago

I love it

0points

ispeak catanese 4 years ago

Correction: "prostiprude"

8points

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

love the difference, once I picked up on it

0points

Deep 4 years ago

This is very difficult for me to understand since almost every woman I know have worn ankle chain at some point in their lives. It's a cultural thing for us. I used to wear when I was a kid and still do sometimes. My mother wears it. Infants both male and female are given these as gifts. And almost all women I know have nose piercing too (I don't).

7points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Agreed. It makes no sense. I can't even begin to see how they got from a common jewelry accessory to assumptions about orientation and line of work. I guess some people have too much time on their hands

1point

Maria Ines Molina 4 years ago

Here we go again - TIL I'm a lesbian and/or a prostitute

5points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

wait, whats does it mean if a male or someone non-binary wears one?

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Are you trying to burn this person's two last brain cells? Cruel

4points

Art Tomboy 4 years ago

I wear one from my best friend who died of cancer for f*** sake get rid of these people

4points

Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

why would i listen to a person, who can‘t spell properly anyways. Good, i used to wear one for years.

4points

#8

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

Final score:

215points

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

401points

Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

No chance, that guy will be screaming at the top of his lungs for treatment and giving the nurses trying to help him a living hell. :(

54points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

My wife is a nurse. Now I understand the noises coming from the car when she goes to work. It's Lucifer rejoicing.

51points

earringnut 4 years ago

Can we just take a second to appreciate the nursing degrees are one of the hardest degrees to get due to the huge wait-list in almost any college that has it. In some schools it's easier to get into med school.

21points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Haha! Love this!

3points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Mine too, and I get it now as well.

2points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

A nurse said no to him, didn't she?

34points

Kate Micheals 4 years ago

FYI Nursing School is one of the most difficult, condensed, high pressure accidemic programs you can find. This is coming from a nearly Doctorate educated Registered Nurse and Clinical Nurse Leader, as well as a former Level 2 Trauma Team Lead, US Army Soldier x8 years, and Air Traffic Controller x10 years. Get educated Fella.

22points

Rissie 4 years ago

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King Joffrey 4 years ago

"Lucifer rejoices for every nurse he creates" - just imagine the dumpster fire in this guy's mind.

15points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

shouldn't they join the police forces? easier, more unearned privilege, more firepower

15points

FloC 4 years ago

And since when is it easy to get a nurse degree ??

14points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

You want to talk about something easy to get that grants hella authority? Being a United States police officer. It takes like 6 months. If women really became nurses for the authority, they should have just become cops.

11points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

And I bet he'll say male nurses are gay or feminine or something like that :D

11points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

What. the. Actual. F8ck. My mom was a nures b/c it was her vocation ---- from GOD ---- to tend the sick. She sacrificed (no, not goats) for it. And nursing degrees require more work than this tw*t thinks, so.... NO.

8points

Karen Lyon 4 years ago (edited)

Right? My late Mom was a nurse, like I said, for 42 years. Her entire family was so proud of her! She even inspired one of my cousins to go into nursing -- and that cousin became an awesome RN with a career of over 40 years as well. Some of the most giving people on this planet, male or female, are RNs. They go through a hell of a lot of school and training, and schedule their entire lives around their careers, just so everyday people can get decent care when they are sick, having babies, recovering from surgery, whatever. Morons like this need the stupid slapped out of them, I swear.

3points

Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

#9

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

Final score:

214points

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I I 4 years ago

LOL

105points

Francis 4 years ago

i bet his mom was wishing for her period.. but instead she got him.. poor lady

60points

Vic 4 years ago

*kicks OP in the balls* Oh he likes it he's having an orgasm *kicks him again*

83points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

So by this logic, when he gets kicked in the balls, the noise he'll make will be because he's having an orgasm right?

35points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Only if you repeat the kicking until liquid spews

12points

Meghna Mohan 4 years ago

Do we put him through pregnancy simulation ladies, maybe he will finally have a big 'O'!!!

11points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Nah, let him go through it for real. Because ridding your body of a body, in an act that requires ones pelvic bones to COME APART, is what he deserves. :-)

1point

TV Junkie 4 years ago

Clearly written by someone who does not know the sound of a woman's orgasm.

10points

Pam Wilson-Hallinan 4 years ago

Virgin for sure or just plain awful in bed. 😂

1point

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

Yeah, just like a kick in the groin gives dudes orgasms, just look at them screaming out loud and having some spasms on the floor!

6points

Pan Narrans 4 years ago

Ask your mother why you haven't have 12 siblings!

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Our pelvic girdle is pushed apart. Do that to a man, he needs surgery after. Just sayin'.

3points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Uh.. imagine a baby coming out of your b******e, would you scream? Oh wait no, you're just having an orgasm.

3points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Come here boy, my fists are warm ---- I'll give you the orgasms you've envied women for! Yes I can hear how much you're enjoying this, let's go!!

8points

𝖊𝖆 4 years ago

So when a guy is kicked in the Crown Jewels and he screams, he’s actually having an orgasm? Wow. Interesting!

2points

#10

Wow, And I Never Even Knew

Final score:

212points

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JuJu 4 years ago

Nah, it's for the dildo collection

362points

kjorn 4 years ago

incel would tell you she use dildos because she don't love men therefore she's gay :-)

13points

Stitches 4 years ago

I just snorted my drink out my nose! LOL

8points

Hiruya Sasariiel 4 years ago

🏆

6points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

That's very convenient!

3points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

You made me laugh, thank you! :-)

3points

Shivonne Hope 4 years ago (edited)

Honestly @JuJu, I think we need to be friends.

1point

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Me too.

1point

i0ana 4 years ago

i died!! :)))

1point

Melanie 4 years ago

😂

1point

Alexander Albon 4 years ago

...

1point

Yvette 4 years ago

LOL!!!

1point

Jonathan Litton 4 years ago

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Marianne 4 years ago

Well my husband will not be happy when I tell him that I must leave him for a woman now, apparently.

38points

Francesca Annoni 4 years ago

My husband and my kids too..what a pity!

9points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Lol love this! Show him this post, and just dramatically throw yourself across the bed with your backpack on! Haha!

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Whoops, add me to the list... I didn't even know! ;-P

1point

Leekier 8 months ago

Apparently my husband and I are both gay

0points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

Same

0points

Llewella 4 years ago

My husband bought me a backpack....

0points

Deep 4 years ago

So this person knows about my sexuality that I don't. For me backpacks are way more comfortable than purses .

18points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

And more convenient. And roomier. I used to carry a purse and a bookbag, then I acquired a backpack, which supplanted both.

5points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

Or, is carrying a laptop or an number of things... or, maybe, just maybe, she likes backpacks

14points

Proud gold rose 4 years ago

*Glances at backpacks in closet*

13points

wenchie 4 years ago

Jeez, some of us just have bad backs lol. A little backpack is way better for even weight distribution than a purse with a shoulder strap!

12points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

So all school girls. including me, are gay. Super straight BTW.

11points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

SUPER straight? Please tell me you don’t mean that thing that’s going around on Tik Tok.

3points

Little Zoologist 4 years ago

Hey look! Students are gay.

11points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

Well, at least they know not to hit on the children... blark

3points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 4 years ago

So every girl that ever went to school is gay?

10points

MauKini 4 years ago

Oh dang. Ill have to leave my husband now and find myself a girlfriend.

9points

#11

No Chili For You

Final score:

193points

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N G 4 years ago

Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

199points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

That's the first thing I noticed too!

28points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

That is progress! But they should name it chili tea, and orange tea.

9points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Yes! Let's at least celebrate that.

8points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

The Pink Tax is easy to avoid anyway. Just buy the products marketed to men if they are just as good.

2points

Meta Veldkamp 4 years ago

Pink Tax?

1point

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

Just what I saw then, same price!

0points

backatya 4 years ago

the box is pink goofy

-2points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

I can't believe this is still doing the rounds. The idea of these herbal teas is that they support the hormonal balance for a male body and a female body, therefore they are a different herbal blend. It's not just black tea in different packaging, ffs. I think I've been saying the same thing for a decade.

10points

Loretta 4 years ago

So orange peel and chamomile are specifically for women's hormones, I guess??

1point

Laugh or not 4 years ago

It is ayurvedic tea - or pretend to be. They are supposed to have health benefits - activating a lad's passion for one and good for the menstrual cycle for the other. Believe in it or don't, but if you are marketing something for a gender-specific issue, naming it in relation with the gender is not wrong.

6points

Jean-Daniel Mohier 4 years ago

I remember shopping for earplugs once in NY and they had blue ones for 2 dollars and pink "female" ones for like 5 bucks. Sigh

3points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

The odd thing is that, up until a hundred or so years ago, blue was traditionally a girl colour while pink was for boys.

1point

Jay Cee 12 months ago

Personally I (CIS Male) always buy Barry's Tea and my name's not even Barry. Screenshot...dbb650.png

1point

Florence Burns 4 years ago

Now now... different herbs help different problems for different bodies... it's good that our individual needs are catered to and it should not be taken as a slight.

1point

Audrey Conrad 4 years ago

i will purposefully get the MeN's tEa now

1point

Kateřina Lužná 4 years ago

Poor men. No camomile for you!

1point

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

OMG, that men's tea must taste awful.

1point

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago (edited)

that was my first thought. tea is supposed to be relaxing! how can i relax if my tea has chili in it? i mean if someone else thought it was that's fine but that's a big no from me

1point

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

I would buy the men's tea, drive over to the creator's house, and drink it right in front of him.

1point

Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

#12

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

Final score:

182points

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Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

141points

Vic 4 years ago

Nah, I would say he's an as-soul.. :-D

38points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

He also has no brain. (I'm extroverted but shy)

6points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

You have to have something in the first place to lose it

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Can’t lose what you never had in the first place.

1point

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

Nah, he never had one to lose.

1point

Ria C. 4 years ago

I'd say mind too.

1point

enby from hell 4 years ago

If, which is denied, he ever had one in the first place.

0points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Or never had one.

0points

FlitterBug 4 years ago

Did they ever have one?

0points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Rather his mind

0points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

Translation: "Women who know what they're talking about and don't let me spout a bunch of bullshit scare me."

15points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

There are certain people who deserve to die virgins.

4points

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François Carré 4 years ago

"She looked me in the eye and didn't even blush, what an arrogant bitch"

9points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

IOW: 'I only like women who I can intimidate and make feel uncomfortable'.

7points

UncleRussian 4 years ago

Soul? I traded it in for a pizza a long time ago

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

If you are still shy, your soul will be returned to you don't worry😅😅

0points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Oh Goodness, there goes my soul!

4points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

Guess I have no soul. That's great, love that.

3points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Sounds like he was stalking a woman who had to make it pretty clear she wanted to be left the f alone

2points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

DEVELOP THE POWER OF THE INFERNAL REALMS. Summon SATAN himself! Discover how to create raw, inchoate power from the cosmos the easy way! Public speaking!

2points

F.O.H.P.R.G 2 years ago

The one who thinks that obviously didn't have on to begin with

1point

#13

Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

Final score:

178points

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Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago

Right, not because it happens periodically.

306points

Aroha 4 years ago

In my language we call them "monthlies". Kind of a hint.

37points

LadyDelynn 4 years ago

How dare you bring sense into the conversation when a guy is mansplaining things to us!

4points

Carrot Stick 4 years ago

Im on my time of my month 😓

4points

Sad Panda 4 years ago

I thought it was called a period because it happens periodically but I didn't know for sure. Cool

1point

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

I used to think it had something to do with the egg cell being as small as a period.

1point

Jan Smith 4 years ago

i had them for over 40 years, it never occured to me to ask why they were called periods. this makes sense tho

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

The dude clearly has no idea of how much blood it takes to line a uterus.

14points

GoofyGoober 2 years ago

Yes.

0points

Purr·maid 4 years ago

I can think of something else that is tiny!

9points

El Dee 4 years ago

Periodical means 'monthly' hence 'period' This is basic English language..

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

By the way it is called period in Greek too but the word for period doesn't mean dot too... that would be confusing for him

1point

DeeDee M 4 years ago

can we just float all these men out to sea and leave them there? Ok? OK.

4points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Why would you want to pollute the sea more?

6points

Angelica H. 4 years ago

wtf, how stupid is this guy?

3points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Huh, what the what, is he talking about? Just stop.

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Mine is an exclamation point then🙄

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

My mind feels polluted

2points

Lena Flising 4 years ago

As men don't have periods, they must be even more polluted than women. If periods are emptying the body of pollution, that is.

1point

#14

Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

Final score:

177points

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Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

54points

Florence Hastings 4 years ago

Thoughts are tax free

0points

Hello 4 years ago

Can guys stop calling girls “females”? It makes it sound like we are a completely different species. When do we call you “males”?

8points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

It's a way to dehumanize us and pretend that we're objects. The INSTANT someone uses that to describe women, I stop talking to them.

11points

Kay blue 4 years ago

I like to think that guys that write this sort of rubbish are from a different species to me!

1point

Jada Sherman 4 years ago

I’m a girl, and female is the term for girl. It’s not sexist. We call them males ALL THE TIME.

0points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

As someone with a biology degree, it is just so strange to me that people are insulted by the word "female". It's just a normal word.

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

"When do we call you “males”?" <-- Badly written fanfiction, actually.

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

"According to my knowledge" = "got it on the dark web from my kindred in 8chan"

6points

TrickQuestion 4 years ago

"Female" is so Ferengi."

6points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

Also Klingon maybe. idk

2points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Pretty sure both men and women have equally insulted their parents.

5points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

'According to my knowledge'.... HA HA HA HA HA... Ahhhh..... Oh, s**t... you're being serious??? Dude, you have NO knowledge!

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

My parents were awful to all their children, especially the boys. So, this guy should’ve heard the choice words my four older brothers used when talking about our mother and father.

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Tbh I feel this is a man.I'm female(birth) and I'm TOO SCARED to call my dad an ashole

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

oh your knowledge, I'm all ears, tell me more.

0points

Olivia Daugherty 4 years ago

Mabye some some not at all

0points

#15

This Raises So Many Questions

Final score:

168points

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

226points

Art3mis 4 years ago

Guess I’m a demon

37points

CB KittyValet 4 years ago

I just keep adding the reply from the "don't wear pants" one to each of these crazy things. --"that's a lot of words for "nobody will f**k me"

22points

Ron Santos 4 years ago

None of the so-called “incels” are involuntarily celibate. They choose to be a$$#oles ...

5points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

You spelled asshole wrong...

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

My thought exactly. Plus, they’re too stupid to realize this is part of the reason why.

4points

DetongLhamo 4 years ago

And doubtless will remain an incel forever.

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

Incels of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your virginity!

1point

BG Rey 4 years ago

Truth!

0points

Angelus Jiménez 4 years ago

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

Same douchebag: No woman wants to have sex with me and I don't know why. Nice guys are always ignored!

31points

Aya Hikage 4 years ago

oh my god yes its so true! ...and sad at the same time

3points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Oh! I'm a man! Good thing whoever wrote this mansplained it to me or I would never have found out.

22points

Honorary Malfoy 4 years ago

The mansplaining really does work 🤩🤩I had no idea I was a spoiled brat 🤩 🤩

6points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

I am not a demon, I'm the space saving design.

18points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

That can have significant advantages. I do all of my own home-maintenance, and being 6' tall makes it awfully hard to work under the sink (or in the attic). A stepstool could make me taller, but nothing's going to make me more compact.

4points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

So, no woman is actually a woman? Ok. Sure.

16points

Pedro 4 years ago

So they are supposed to be bad at any height? I wonder how tall was this fu*kers mom.

11points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

They forgot a category... 4'10" and under: Perfect girl. That, chances are, makes them a pedo.

9points

Iggy 4 years ago

I'm a spoiled brat!

7points

Aquamarine 4 years ago

lol me too

0points

Becklass 4 years ago

Whoever wrote this does not like women. There are no positives. also - I’m a demon, apparently.

7points

Deep 4 years ago

So women change sex after climbing upto 6!

6points

Meghna Mohan 4 years ago

Someone rejected by women of different heights at different stages in his life is venting here, moving on!!!

6points

#16

That’s Not How Any Of This Works

Final score:

155points

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Emma Love 4 years ago

Yeah Oprah! Wait...

152points

Emerald 4 years ago

You are my new favorite person

6points

sTeALtHy 4 years ago

Yeah Ellen! Wait no...

4points

BorPand8 4 years ago

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Becky Samuel 4 years ago

What? You literally mention the two women who got famous through their sex tapes. Could you have chosen *any* other examples, or are we that morally bankrupt now?

18points

Jonathan Litton 4 years ago

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UncleRussian 4 years ago

Jeff Bezos. He's a greedy money grabbing piece of sh*t who exploits his "workers" who border on being slaves

16points

Dale 4 years ago

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Says a bitter divorced man.

14points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

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Dale 4 years ago

This isnt even close to accurate. Of the top 10 only Mackenzie Bezos became rich from divorce, and technically their marital property was theirs so she just ended up with her share. Many af the richest women inherited their fortunes just like many of the men. *by the way Mackenzie is a pretty stellar woman she donates Billions of dollars to charity!

5points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Mackenzie (Bezos) Scott is a Princeton educated, award winning author. Not to mention one of the most generous philanthropists... Is there are reason he didn't mention gigolos? Cuz there's fewer of them because women are led less by their libido and ego?

5points

Joy 4 years ago

Heck, I think Mackenzie Scott got the short end of the stick when she divorced Jeff. She had a lot to do with the founding of Amazon: she was responsible for a lot of the admin work of the business when it first started, for example. She was not just an ornamental housewife: she actually did a big share of making Amazon what it is today. She should've gotten way more than what she got, since Amazon is what it is in part because of her. Anyways, after she got her settlement, Jeff made all the money he lost (and then even more). Not like he suffered in the divorce.

3points

Shadow4523 4 years ago

no, trump dont deserve it

4points

Deep 4 years ago

Yeah that's how all the women got rich. At least you don't have to worry about your wife divorcing you and getting rich.

3points

MagNat 4 years ago

I'd still say that Bezos' money are being in better hands with his ex-wife than with him.

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

Trump and Musk because they took their Dad's fortunes.

1point

Potato 4 years ago

Doesn't this speak to a bigger issue, though? Women used to only be able to own money and property through their husbands, and that wasn't too long ago. It's changing, but I know at least in my company the board of directors only has one woman. We’re getting there!

1point

#17

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

Final score:

140points

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Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

174points

FloC 4 years ago

I had to google Presa Canario... impressive beasts !

23points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

Lol having a pet would be much easier and less painful than a child. With a child, you can't do anything! Dog, cat? If the pet is lazy enough, they don't care lol

12points

labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍ 4 years ago

Same here, except white German Shepherd. Jeez these men are idiots. (Not all men, just wanna say that)

5points

Pedro 4 years ago

Picture pleeeeeeeeease. Want to see big doggo

3points

Berit-Bärbel Rebane 4 years ago

Now you know :(

3points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

oh, I love that dog breed!

2points

Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

Haha anyone want to explain how to share a picture on here I'll be more than happy to oblige.

1point

crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago

oooohhhh...may we get some photos?? need to see a big cuddle-bundle

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

I have two, one medium and one large. I must be Superman...lol.

1point

Flare 4 years ago

Can you show pictures? If not, it's ok.

1point

Jenny 8 months ago

Your dog weighs about 35lbs more than I do 😬

0points

Claire the Bear 4 years ago

presa-cana...74d198.png

0points

Monkeywrench Productions 4 years ago

140 lbs? jesus. i had to look it up. thats a hench looking dog

0points

Karen Lyon 4 years ago

And I have a friend who is not even 5' tall who has always had Great Pyranees dogs. Two at a time, in fact. This guy is another tiny-minded tool.

0points

Anne Reid 4 years ago

Mine is 105 lbs at 18 months...her feet are still far too big!

0points

Daeris 4 years ago (edited)

I have Presa-mix, got him from shelter. He's a bit smaller, still over 50lb, still saved me from robbery twice and once from wild (or rather spoiled, untrained and unnattended) dogs

0points

Marie 4 years ago

He has a point... I don't want to train and discipline anything. That's why I got a cat.

34points

AngelWings 4 years ago

This^^^

1point

Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

but babies aren‘t fuzzy? seriously...

17points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

A werewolf baby

5points

troufaki13 4 years ago

I'm surprised he didn't say that women who get cats are spinsters (or witches)

12points

Deep 4 years ago

For him women with cats are such creatures he doesn't speak of.

6points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

There are 7 billion humans on a planet running out of resources - not every women needs to be a breeder.

11points

qwerty 4 years ago

I think it's closer to 8 billion now. The need for more humans is eradicated.

2points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

To quote my wife: I'd have a baby if I didn't have be pregnant.. and if they had fur... and 4 legs... and a tail... and didn't talk... Oh wait, such a thing already exists!

11points

Iliketurtles 4 years ago

Underrated comment.

0points

Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago

No, I tried that and had children. Turns out I just wanted another kitten. 😬 Also my well trained dog is 60lbs, I'm I still a woman or did I miss the cutoff...?

9points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)

Don't get me wrong, I love babies but I must point out babies are not fuzzy.

9points

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François Carré 4 years ago

Gentlemen. If you want a poor animal to terrorize, dominate and romp your own aggressivity on, since it's not socially acceptable to do it on your kids anymore, you're just a toxic male asshole. Stop lying to yourself. It's not okay, and it's unnatural because such conception of masculinity is socially constructed s**t.

7points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

What do you say to women who want a poor animal to terrorize? Why aim your comment at men? Don't be sexist.

-1point

Sharrow 4 years ago

I don't think a baby is a suitable substitute for a dog - it will take years to potty train it and more years till it can be expected to guard property at night. And it will probably be impossible to train it to sniff out mushrooms in the forest.

4points

#18

Yikes

Final score:

140points

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Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

243points

blugeagua 4 years ago

None of it was amusing at all.

35points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

"Chair to the head" hahahahaha

12points

ErinLou Lengel 4 years ago

Not at all amusing from the start

6points

Hello 4 years ago (edited)

Adam (person who wrote it) seems like an ass.

6points

labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍ 4 years ago

Hear, hear!

5points

Triv 4 years ago

You're too nice. The chair to the head would end the suffering too quickly for me.

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

What would you do to the person who wrote the MALE version?

1point

Shivonne Hope 4 years ago

I’ll get the throat you get the chair...

1point

KimTx 4 years ago

Same.

1point

My O My 4 years ago

I'm happy to help

1point

DogPerson7 4 years ago

oh, yeah. ffs.

1point

Dragoniix 4 years ago

I know...

1point

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Oh! My!

0points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

Kioh81, I don't think you understand how jokes work. It isn't supposed to be literally true.

0points

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

But the rest isn't

0points

backatya 4 years ago

throat punch? that proves this is right and more so. You don't throat punch someone for silly stuff like this. You'll be going to jail sometime in the future if you keep thinking like that

-2points

Mohammad Azhaan 4 years ago

To think someone found it to be funny enough to download it, print it, laminate it and paste it, for everyone to read. I mean... Seroiusly??

36points

Deep 4 years ago

Exactly!

5points

IzzieM 4 years ago

This is why women are still seen as lesser, objectified, de-humanized.

16points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Saw this back in the 1980s. it wasn't funny then, either.

11points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

For the flip side of this coin:: clip_image...a71c20.png

11points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

Good to know, but still stupid.

3points

Iliketurtles 4 years ago

Nice.

0points

Kitty Luna Darrow 4 years ago

okay, the methane production part made me laugh.

0points

Mysterious Panda 4 years ago

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CalicoKitty 4 years ago

I'm below the standard weight. Am I not a woman, or just radioactive?

10points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

I genuinely can't find the words to express how I feel about this one, so I'm just going to move on.

9points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

This should be used as a standard test. Place it somewhere and gauge their reaction. Would be very telling

9points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

CAN BE A VERY EFFECTIVE CLEANING AGENT???????!!!!!!! What the actual hell. That is 100% s**t. Who wrote this? I wanna clean their teeth out. With my fist.

8points

qwerty 4 years ago

I...would disappoint as far as cleaning goes lol

2points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

It. Is. A. Joke.

0points

Joe Phillips 4 years ago

Can you vacuum my lounge room after you're done with the fisting teeth thing?

-1point

Deep 4 years ago

How can someone be so obnoxious.

6points

#19

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

Final score:

132points

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lunar eclipse 4 years ago (edited)

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

74points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

My music is like the "It's complicated" memes

21points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

I cannot stand rap or hiphop (no offense to the fans). I am a rock person that can also enjoy jazz, bossa nova, chanson etc

8points

Dest 4 years ago

And I'm not a fan of it either. Gimme neoclassical metal and rock!

6points

AyrinCharles 4 years ago

No, that's impossible because women can't tell the difference between a piano and a violin. Maybe you got confused and it was actually a hip hop beat that was slower, since this is ALL that women listen to 😂

5points

t-Grex 4 years ago

I don't listen to either of those things often- I'm privy to 30s and 40s music.

3points

HoneyComb 4 years ago

Well, I prefer Country or Classic Rock

3points

Stephanie IV 4 years ago

Obviously, you must be the exception to this scientifically proven fact.

2points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

I like some hiphop and rap, but i mostly listen to alternative, rock, indie, and israeli music.

1point

Ms.GB 4 years ago

I like classic rock and punk

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

EDM, Dubstep and D'n'B for me

1point

Leekier 8 months ago

I’m into jazz/folk/punk/classical/blues/50s&60s pop/accordians/stuff I like. This definitely excludes rap and hip-hop.

0points

Bayla (she/her) 4 years ago

My music taste is like 3 musicals and that’s it

0points

Autumn 4 years ago

Do u like flute??

0points

NaChO tHe UnIcOrN 4 years ago

I love bubble pop and showtunes

0points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Lik'n you . . . girl

0points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

Why it is always a surprise for them that women tend to be leaning left since conservatives try to take away our civil rights and take us back to the 50s? It is a surprise for them that non caucasians dont vote for racist parties either?

12points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

You're making a very sweeping statement there. Unless you're from Gallup, you haven'tthe stats to support it.

-2points

Deep 4 years ago

All those female engineers I met are fake??

6points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Yeah, and the women I've met who've been in the military are fake too, I guess?

2points

max martin (they/them) 4 years ago

why censor f**k and not the F-slur? that word can be triggering to people in the lgbtq+ community. not everyone in that community is ready to "take back" the slur yet

5points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

I love how BP censors ass but not literal slurs

5points

bxttery_bxby 4 years ago (edited)

Okay the f slur is unacceptable, my political affiliation in independent, and I live and breathe punk rock.

3points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

And then there's you, an Incel.

3points

Dylan_Is_Gay 4 years ago

Excuse me? What the f**k is this?

2points

ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago

Rammstein ain’t hip hop, silly man.

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

Some of my best engineering colleagues were female.

1point

#20

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Final score:

132points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

He'd know how?

174points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

ya, that's my question too.

10points

No. 4 years ago

he did his research here https://www.sketchywebsite.net/

8points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

He probably creeps around all-girl schools like a predator.

4points

Geoff Rogers 4 years ago

Sounds like he has spent time at a girl's school. Must be someone who has had gender reassignment.

2points

Tanjiro Kamado 4 years ago

He lives in their basement

2points

Meghna Mohan 4 years ago (edited)

You know where he spends good part of his day!!! What a dipstick he is my good lord.

2points

Veronica Vatter 4 years ago

Sounds like some tree falling in a forest s**t.

1point

Deborah B 4 years ago

As someone who attended a same sex girls school, I can say with certainty that this is not true. As a woman, I can say that I dress, and care for my appearance, for me. For my own enjoyment of colour and fashion, and the self-confidence I feel.

29points

Pedro 4 years ago

Also, why wouldn't a young lesbian want to look good to prospective partners? This is the kind of idiot that sends their kids to same-sex schools to "cure"them of "the gay" XD

12points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

I mean, apart from the obvious fact that he's wrong... did anyone tell him about lesbians?

14points

Pedro 4 years ago

Shhhhh. This is the kind of parent who sends their child to same sex schools if he suspects they're gay. Keep them ignorant, I say XD

9points

Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago

I know girls who went to an all-girls school, let me tell you, that place looked like a Parisian catwalk, despite the uniforms.

6points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

They say 'ignorance is bliss', this man must have reached Nirvana!

5points

Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

i actually love to dress up nicely and look at myself when alone 😂

5points

Deep 4 years ago

I went to an all girls educational institution and I can tell you this that many of the students took great care of their look because this is what they wanted. Sorry they don't care about your opinion.

4points

Diana 4 years ago

Well then i guess i am no female because I went to a school with all genders and never cared and still don't care about making an effort with my look😂 this is honestly one of the most stupid arguments in ever heard

3points

⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐ 4 years ago

Lesbians? NONEXISTANT

3points

max martin (they/them) 4 years ago

people exist that don't find men attractive????? THATS AN ABOMINATION :0

5points

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

I mean, personally I'd think you'd still make an effort to impress people even if you are attracted to boys, but you know theres these things called..... lesbians???? bisexuals??? QUEERS??

3points

#21

Guess I’m Brainwashed

Final score:

128points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

222points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

This guy is an idiot but there's nothing toxic about marriage. It's a choice many women consciously make. It's also not anybody's right or 'job' to judge it or 'fix' it.

1point

Dragoniix 4 years ago

Exactly 😌👌

1point

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Preach

0points

Aroha 4 years ago

I don't know - personally I put pizza and wine before marriage... :D

14points

Vic 4 years ago

My wife knows she stands no chance against a chocolate cake..

6points

Marianne 4 years ago

It is crazy how we poor brainwashed girls want to be treated as human beings.

10points

Enlee Jones 4 years ago

Gosh, he says that like it’s a bad thing.

5points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Even if it were true, the problem with that is....? It sounds like self-improvement to me.

4points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Quick, another male has escaped from the distant past.

4points

Troux 4 years ago (edited)

"Careerism," or as human beings call it, "survival".

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

You mean... I was brainwashed to put something before a *man*! *gasp-shock-horror-faint* .... *eyeroll*

2points

Pedro 4 years ago

Sounds great to me. I don't see a problem at all. I actually wish it were true. We'd weed out stupid from the gene pool pretty quickly.

2points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

Careerism? So, being financially independent is a bad thing?

2points

#22

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Final score:

123points

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Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

109points

Penny Fan 4 years ago

Oh I dunno, I was just about to solve Fermat's Theorem when that bitch from next door walked past with a new Gucci belt on and my brain dribbled out of my ears...

12points

Meike H 4 years ago

Magpies supposedly are very intelligent indeed!

5points

Chewie he/her 4 years ago

Same, but not for the looks, I just have to touch them alllll

0points

Johnny Guido 4 years ago

Diamond rings come to mind.

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

When I saw a reflective roadsign, I just ran to hug it and scream. But I forgot how to do maths. Ooh a shiny button! Oh damn now i forgot where I live. Hard being a woman!

38points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

A hat? Really?

11points

Iggy 4 years ago

"Why, Lettice, that bonnet doth verily suit thy gown!" About the same era that guy's views are from.

20points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Like, who even wears hats to school or study?

1point

Leekier 8 months ago

I’m just about the only woman I know who’s into hats and that because my ears get cold in winter and in summer the sun gets in my eyes.

0points

Wendy 4 years ago

A new hat? Was this written in 1886?

9points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

It's not the hat that makes you wonder when was this bullshit written

1point

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

His age is showing. How many women wear decorative hats these days?

9points

LH25 4 years ago

That's what I was thinking.

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

On behalf of all women in STEM: men in STEM are easily distracted by boobs. that is why they are so knowledgeable about our easy distraction by shiny objects (like a new centrifuge).

8points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

This specific distractability is not unique to STEM guys.

1point

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 4 years ago

Being an actress is so hard with this! I'll be performing a scene, and then I look and see A CANDLESTICK!!!!!!!!! THE CANDLESTICK PROP IS SO SHINY, MUST BE TOUCHED!!!!!!!!! And then the other actress will come on stage with her pretty costume, and I'll start crying because it i too beautiful, but she is coming for the candlestick too, so I screech like a banshee, snatch the candlestick and run offstage

6points

Aroha 4 years ago

Totally correct. I am a woman and easily distra... OOOOH A NEW HAT?!?!?!?

6points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

BEJEWELED!

1point

Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

A new hat? What century is he referring to?

5points

Nunya Bus 4 years ago

I was going to ask if he was from the upper classes of British society because who wears a hat?

3points

Potato 4 years ago

I've seen men have a meltdown over 2 inches of cleavage.

4points

#23

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Final score:

112points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

137points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

Offal or awful. I guess it could be either.

16points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Had to look this word up. Thanks for adding to my vocabulary lol

2points

Busy_D 4 years ago

Awful* not trying to be rude sry.

2points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)

If you had read my responses I've already posted, you would see I deliberately used the word "offal" as a pun, because it's almost a homophone of 'awful', whilst also being what is considered by some to be a less tasty type of meat than bacon, which is what the cup was comparing women to. Summary: if bacon=woman, man=offal (chosen as I explained already above, to use as a pun). Hope this helps, I guess. But really, had you read any of my responses already posted this has been explained. Offally good to chat nevertheless, really liverly ^-^ (not being disingenuous btw, trying to add levity through more puns to show no hard feelings, also I like bad puns)

10points

Pedro 4 years ago (edited)

Hang on a minute lass. Haggis is bloody amazing. :D Edit: aww s**t. It's you ;)

2points

ChrisZAUR 4 years ago

Well played Lauren well played

1point

Tuna Fish 4 years ago

I just thought you were missing a space after off and calling me Al!

1point

Kyan 4 years ago

but i agree

0points

Kyan 4 years ago

aweful

0points

Bobby Sammons 4 years ago

I'm a guy, and I approve of your comment!

0points

Veronica Vatter 4 years ago

#dadjoke

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Well played, Lauren.

0points

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

I'll actually stand behind this joke it's pretty funny and light hearted. Even if it was reversed to say a man it would still be great

8points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Who's to say that's not some woman's mug?

7points

Scagsy 4 years ago

I was thinking that. The whole 'We' aspect of it suggests that it was written from a female perspective.

7points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

Not true, I prefer to kill fast

3points

Autumn 4 years ago

The man who bought this mug most likely does have a woman slowly trying to kill him. Probably his mother

3points

Sam (They/Them) 4 years ago

actually, if you're like this person, we'll quickly and easily kill you. nobody will even know, since we're so good at hiding the blood so you wimps don't see it ;D

2points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

Some men are like an aggressive animal: if you act nice, you're screwed, if you act aggressive, you're screwed, and they may just take a stab at you out of nowhere.

2points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

Some women are like an aggressive animal too. Don't be sexist.

0points

Dragoniix 4 years ago

same with men. :)

2points

GlitterButt 4 years ago

I need this...

1point

Jovita A 4 years ago

I think for someone who owns this cup it won't be that slow :D

1point

#24

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

Final score:

111points

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JuJu 4 years ago

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

422points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

it works too. i married by faking a jellyfish sting

44points

Vic 4 years ago

Also pee around him wherever he goes to keep other women at a distance..

25points

Rissie 4 years ago

Fork. All that time wondering why that didn't work.

12points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

I've been doing it wrong of these years!! Damn!

6points

Lori Weishorn 4 years ago

JuJu ~ You Rock!

5points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

The things they don't teach us in school...

4points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

Hahahahaha, I spit out my drink!

3points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

XD

2points

Mary Bank 4 years ago

LOL

2points

Emerald 4 years ago

You are my new favorite person

1point

Dragoniix 4 years ago

yeah. pretty much.

1point

Leekier 8 months ago

Be careful; this one might enjoy having his leg peed on

0points

backatya 4 years ago

dumb bitch would make a mistake

0points

Baali Venomax 4 years ago

shouldnt take advice from your dog j/k hehehe

0points

Karen Lyon 4 years ago

Well, JuJu, now you know better. Go forth and conquer!

0points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Ahhhh! to have leg peed on. Very romantic.

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Helloooo? You don't pee ON the leg you pee AROUND the person to mark your territory!! Duh

0points

Merili Auq 4 years ago

hahahaaaaaa...

0points

Johnny Guido 4 years ago

ROTFLMAO!

0points

Hugh Crawford 4 years ago

No, that works too.

0points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

That's how you claim a man? No wonder I've been single for so long!!

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)

I've always just peed on their leg, much cheaper (Edit: didn't see your comment Juju, lol we are on the same wavelength! Guess we missed the class on this)

16points

JuJu 4 years ago

Great minds think alike ;)

9points

UncleRussian 4 years ago

How to easily tell if a guy has not been with 20 feet of a vagina: he uses the word mating

14points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

A woman offering her scented lotion could be offering you a polite hint that you stink.

8points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

And there was me thinking it was because I've been wearing PPE for 8 hours and my face and hand are dry as f**k! I'd better run home and tell the wife that women at work have claimed me this week!

5points

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

I have never been offered scented lotion. I remain unclaimed.

5points

Leekier 8 months ago

I make my husband use my hand cream because neither of us is willing to buy a separate one for him

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Damn I’ve got a lot of boyfriends I didn’t know about

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Really? I offer scented lotion and the guy asks me, "Do you think I am GAY!?!?!" so really ti's an effective test to determine homophobia, IMO.

4points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Because just telling someone or is insufficient. In case they don't show it in other ways).

0points

GlitterButt 4 years ago

The perfume bottle: Pure seduction 🤣

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Maybe

1point

#25

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Final score:

109points

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Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago

True, if they date you....

200points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

No one's dating him

32points

Flare 4 years ago

oh, burn!

2points

A Random Panda 4 years ago (edited)

Brutality. But I like it.

1point

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

N G 4 years ago

Arranged marriage is the only way this wnaker will ever get a woman

11points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

The only woman he’ll get is inflatable.

15points

Alexandra Nara 4 years ago

Support her to stay a demon sized nurse with tattoos and a backpack to avoid grooms like this

7points

Pam Wilson-Hallinan 4 years ago

Yes, that! 😂

0points

Pedro 4 years ago

Yer ma had poor judgement, ye fa*ny. I WANT TO SEE THEIR NAMES AND FACES. why are these pricks being protected?

7points

Potato 4 years ago

Right? They obviously made these posts on a public forum, so no need to make them Anonymous now.

0points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago (edited)

peter cabral i think

0points

Pedro 4 years ago

My name is Pedro. I have no need for a handle or any shame regarding my name that would make me anglicise it. You really need to work on your material, mate. Don't worry. If you actually have something to say one day that is actually funny or in any way pertinent, I'll be sure to let you know. Meanwhile, you might want to get a brush or something, in order to get that chip off your shoulder.

2points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

If we have poor judgment, then why has no one chosen you?

5points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Excuse me, poor judgement??? POOR JUDGEMENT?!?!?!?!? You just made yourself an enemy you don't want to make.

3points

GlitterButt 4 years ago

If your father approves of your SO, that's great but you should be able to choose who you want to spend the rest of your life with, and if you have high standards, NO PROBLEM! That just means it will be all more perfect when you do meet your lover. No matter what race, gender or beliefs, you should know and should be able to choose your partner ❤️💛💚💙💜

3points

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

Sure. That's why they did it. Nothing to do with treating daughters as property.

2points

Arika Biara 4 years ago

I think they mean "...a groom for their daughter..." not "her daughter"

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Yes your mom did when she didn't get an abortion with you

1point

#26

Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

Final score:

106points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Someone needs to check his basement . . .

229points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

He needs to *leave* his basement. Well, his auntie's/grandma's/sister's/mom's basement. And that's why they're crying. He won't leave.

11points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 4 years ago

By the stupidity of this post I would guess 2 things. 1. He's already in his basement. 2. It's his moms.

5points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Don't think he's ever left the basement. Parent's removed the stairs. After all . . .

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

We don’t have to. We already know his mama locked him in it.

1point

Esma Gerits 4 years ago

Odd.... I only manage to get 14 different guys 🤔 must be something wrong with me 😅

16points

Vic 4 years ago

Clearly you are not crying enough..

14points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Honestly, that...sounds like way too much work to me. Fifteen different guys? AND responding? While sobbing? What kind of multitasking is that...

8points

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François Carré 4 years ago

I'm upset that even 6 year old boys are on Twitter.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And already have opinion about all girls apparently!🙄

1point

Emma Love 4 years ago

Somebody got their feelings hurt by a young lady.

6points

2763MilesAway 4 years ago

"Being a girl must be so easy" Me: This is a joke, right?

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yeah and a bad one

0points

GlitterButt 4 years ago

And cook for you, and clean, and maintain an impossible beauty standard, and give birth to little humans, oh, and constantly be degraded by f****rs like you.

5points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I’m sorry what- and hey! I cry 15 times a day for personal reasons! The only guy I text is my father, I draw I do school work, I feel crushing burdens, I have a terrible home life, and I’m lesbian. Does that answer your question on “women have it so easy”?! (Not to mention we shed the inside of our gut once or twice a month so-)

4points

Ковалевский. 4 years ago

(I'm sorry for your bad situation.) Additionally, childbirth is extremely painful.

4points

another one 4 years ago

143K likes? What the f**k, guys? Men are seriously f****d in the head.

3points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

If a woman made a sexist comment that got a lot of likes, would you criticize women as a whole?

1point

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Written by a 15 year old, surely.

3points

#27

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

Final score:

101points

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JuJu 4 years ago

How f*ucked up can one be?

225points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

Much worse. You can find open pedos very easily on reddit. Or pro rape for example

31points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

He doesn't know. He's never been f****d.

11points

Baali Venomax 4 years ago

My therapist said men like that were closet pedos. I had a friend whose bf kept telling her she was fat if he couldn't see her ribs and if she had boobs. She lost so much weight, she ended up looking like a starving child from Africa. It was horrific.

6points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

VERY.

3points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

VERY.

2points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

I don't think there is a limit

2points

Clearstone 4 years ago

very aparently

2points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

Do you really need to ask that question, is it not obvious.

1point

Betsy Gee 4 years ago

I agree

1point

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

Extremely there is always another dumbass to be found

1point

Dragoniix 4 years ago

really.

1point

Shawn Barry 1 year ago

Middle East culture

0points

Marianne 4 years ago

Please put this individual behind bars!

13points

Iffydust 4 years ago

He probably already making his way there by himself XS

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

"Children you can have legal sex with" Nuff said

10points

Elijah Marpel-Zarate 4 years ago

First of all "women are children you can have legal sex with" how pedophilia does that sound?!

10points

Troux 4 years ago (edited)

I think the best way to teach someone cause and effect would be to uncensor the name on this comment and see what happens. 🙃

9points

Moon Yekka 4 years ago

This

0points

Christopher Bowers 4 years ago

I hope that creep is behind bars shortly following that comment on that post.

8points

TV Junkie 4 years ago

The fact that there are people like this in the world is why I am happily single.

7points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Certain people make excellent poster children for birth control.

5points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

PEDOPHILE ALERT.

5points

Shari McDowell 4 years ago

Why scratch out the writer? He is obviously a psycho who should be on a watch list.

2points

Kat 4 years ago

this is probably the sickest thing I've read for a long time...

1point

#28

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

Final score:

100points

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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

55points

Pedro 4 years ago

And there's also dildos. I think this guy needs to be pegged. That will teach him penetration XD

20points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Yeah just like r*pe used to be penetration of the vagina by a penis. Meaning men could not get r*ped. Or it didn't count if it was with a foreign object.

7points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

A good friend of mine is a lesbian and hates penetration. She and her partner have oral sex and for her that’s satisfying

4points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

I don't think this has much to do with being 'open about genders' but rather that sex education has clarified and enlightened. There were instances where girls were coerced into performing oral sex on boys because 'it's not real sex' ( although the fact that it's called 'oral sex' should have been a dead giveaway) .Sex education cleared that up. Didn't for Clinton, though, he missed those classes.

3points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

Yep, she's right . . .

1point

Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago

I do wish someone had told my husband this

1point

Fencat 4 years ago

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Troux 4 years ago

"Women can't have sex with each other" Lesbians: "Alright, we're just gonna be in the bedroom struggling for a while. Don't send help."

15points

Shelby Jackson 4 years ago

As a bisexual woman I beg to differ. I had better sex with a female than I ever had with men. But that's just me.

8points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Guess I've been doing it wrong for the past few decades. Oops.

7points

Amelia G 4 years ago

This is just his excuse for never having it with a woman " well all of them were lesbians and lesbians can't have sex

5points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

'Exaggerated foreplay', best 2 words one this entire article. I'm going to use that to finish disputes. In my best British accent '...No, I'm sorry, I disagree. Your counter argument is simply exaggerated foreplay!'

5points

anonymous 4 years ago

want to know if someone is homophobic? count how many times they use "homosexual" in a demeaning way, if they use it at least once then they're homophobic

4points

Persp Gold 4 years ago (edited)

"exaggerated foreplay" well then, as a straight woman I would like to request more men learn this exaggerated foreplay approach instead of focusing on my "big delusion"

3points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago (edited)

Lesbians can still have penetration though anyway, the f**k do you think we use our fingers for? Or a dildo, for that matter?

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And we are wondering why some men have no idea about a woman's orgasm?

2points

#29

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

Final score:

92points

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I I 4 years ago

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

266points

Vic 4 years ago

"Men tend to see long term... What is best for the society" then why wasn't his father wearing a condom?

70points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

I could write a long, long list of men who were terrible leaders.

12points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

New Zealand. Enough said. Meanwhile look at the state the UK and the US are in...

10points

IAN KELLY 4 years ago

I wonder if someone actually has a chart of this

5points

Tony Barron 4 years ago

Wow! Who knew? Donald Trump is a woman!

0points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

What about America's " 45" kill'n off so many of the countries poor.

0points

Marilyn Ransberry 4 years ago

You’re right about that!

0points

Abby Deadman 4 years ago

yup

-1point

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

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Marianne 4 years ago

This is why Germany is the poorest and most run-down country in the EU after 16 years with Angela Merkel.

13points

Lotten Kalenius 4 years ago

And the USA is at its best after Trump. Brazil under Bolsonaro. And so on.

12points

Hello 4 years ago

I hate reading “God built ....” or “According to God...” *insert racist/sexist/homophobia here*. Stop using religion as an excuse to be hateful. It gives everyone else of that religion a bad rap.

12points

Marianne 4 years ago

You are sooo right! Those people are hypocrites who have no idea about their own religion.

3points

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

I'm done can't read anymore it's so redundant. And I am not even a die hard feminist

8points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Everyone should be one though! If you actually believe in equality and know that women are human beings then you'd be a die hard feminist.

6points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Every dictator has been a man. Every leader accused of genocide has been a man, but sure Chad

7points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

You need to read more history. Elizabeth I was a dictator. So was Cleopatra. There are plenty of female rulers in history that were dictators.

0points

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

Congrats! You managed to get every fact wrong.

6points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

We all know what men tend to base their opinion on. And it isn't that long...Term.

6points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

Why do you think your sexist comment added anything to the conversation?

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Evidence against this "theory" includes the current climate crisis, economic disparity, and the targeted destruction of democracy, among others.

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Well then, explain that unnecessary and bankrupting war thing that....wait for it....MALE leaders tend to immediately turn to, where they engage in a pissing contest instead of employing diplomacy and mediation/negotiation to settle the conflict with zero loss of life. I can wait until you make something up off the top of your little pointed head.

4points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

Female leaders use war too. Don't be sexist.

-1point

Crochet lady 4 years ago

Look where the planet is and tell me male leaders have been good for us.

3points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

That doesn't mean female leaders would be better. Don't be sexist.

-2points

#30

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

Final score:

89points

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Deborah B 4 years ago

Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

194points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

"They love that sh*t" is what makes me think this guy has a record as a sex offender.

23points

Vic 4 years ago

I'm OPs case those are a lot of words to say "I'm a pervert"

7points

IAN KELLY 4 years ago

Ha

4points

Dragoniix 4 years ago

exactly.

3points

Baali Venomax 4 years ago

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Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 4 years ago

Yeah that's why I "loved" it when I (an underage girl) was getting hit on by a 25+ man with a grill over his teeth while cashiering and taking his order at the fast food restaurant I was working at, I ended up crossing my arms over my chest

4points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Yes because when I’m trying to have an intelligent conversation you staring disrespectfully at my boobs just perks me up

3points

backatya 4 years ago

you know it does, don't lie

-2points

Josh Watson 4 years ago

Here's someone who can rate the effectiveness of different brands of pepperspray.

2points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

...hmmmmmm I've always wondered why exactly I want big boobs...not for this idiot.onvi

1point

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Obvi*

0points

Kat 4 years ago

As someone who has a slightly bigger rack, I assure you that it's NOT the case. It doesn't even matter if I wear a turtleneck. Some mens still think it's totally ok to stare.

1point

Pam Wilson-Hallinan 4 years ago

Where I used to work I would encounter a certain man. His eyes went directly to my boobs! It was so obvious that my co-worker noticed it also. Happened every time.

0points

another one 4 years ago

These are the same men that send you d**k pics before you've even met them, thinking we want to look at that s**t.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

you do and wrap your lips around it too

-2points

Katinka Min 4 years ago

Girls want SPECIFIC boys to look at their boobs, in specific situations. It's only when strangers very obviously ogle even the fully covered titties that we get mad

1point

backatya 4 years ago (edited)

You just called yourself a s**t for wanting to show them off to certain men. Too bad you can't always have what you want. You want to flaunt them they are then public domain to view

-3points

GoofyGoober 2 years ago

B***h~

0points

Agent 8433599 3 years ago

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0points

#31

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

Final score:

84points

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Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

200points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Yeah. An ex-boyfriend of mine said he was told to “treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen”, and that was the way to deal with women. When he told me who said that, I shot back by reminding him that particular relative is a miserable twice divorced barfly who has alienated most of his family. Except for my ex, apparently. Then I asked him if that’s really the role model and mentor he’s chosen to give him life advice? He looked pissed off—-and a little sick, tbh—-and never answered my question. That’s when I broke up with him. I think we’d dated about a month at that point—-ha had been on his good behavior, but had decided it was time to relax and be himself instead. Another bad decision on his part. I can already make an educated guess where he most likely is right now, can’t you?

8points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

Nice

3points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

I hope you're getting plenty of alimony!

2points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Hell yeah, Bettie-Jean Neal!

2points

Jean Rock 2 years ago

Good for you on leaving his a*s!!

0points

AilouRos 3 years ago

I’m glad your not with him anymore

0points

skyfire the nightwing-seawing 4 years ago

go you!

0points

Tony Barron 4 years ago

Ah, what damage trading the Bible does.

0points

Tracy Jones 4 years ago

same with my 2nd ex narcissistic abusive

0points

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Whaat...he's still alive?

-1point

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Seems like a really long way to say 'I like Domestic Violence'.

30points

Sowieso 4 years ago

Can the police check in on his relatives and potential dates? This seems dangerous.

14points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

"Overthinking" Dammit, they've figured out our psychic powers! Run for it!

8points

Petro Roos 4 years ago

How old are the people who write this bullsh1t? What era are they living in, better yet, what era do they think we're living in? Also are there posts like this about men?

8points

Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago

Most of them are living in their mums' basements

2points

Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago

What is this? Feudal Persia?

7points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Modern Persia, in some places.

1point

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François Carré 4 years ago

If only it was just some dumb personal thoughts on Twitter. But in many countries, entire laws are still built on this kind of s**t.

6points

Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago

This shows as having been written in the year 2020.... I was surprised... I thought, surely, it must have been written in 1820.... 🙄

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Unfortunately there are people that still think like this and i hope they will stay alone for their whole life

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I feel that Jim Bob Duggar wrote this

5points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

excellent reference

1point

Deep 4 years ago

Evolution was hard on this person.

4points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Skipped them entirely

1point

#32

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

Final score:

79points

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JuJu 4 years ago

"I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

191points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

I need to start using "salty" more.

10points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Well, I mean, who would spend time with this incel otherwise?

5points

Nerdlife 4 years ago

@JuJu I am having so much fun with your comments! You are on fire! Loving your comments!

2points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

That's exactly the same thing I read!

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

Hey, you pay the mechanic when they fix your car don't you?

1point

June 4 years ago

Damn, nobody told me I don't have to pay for my meals and just need to charge it on a random incel

8points

backatya 4 years ago

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Aroha 4 years ago

In my country we go Dutch. A random date has never paid anything for me. In a loving relationship, sure, you want to buy each other things, but also that goes both ways.

6points

backatya 4 years ago

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Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

I've always been the money maker so this just makes me want to feed this fool raw potatoes and popov vodka lmao....for the record I do not make more than 60 gs a year

5points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

That doesn't change the fact that society expects men to pay more for dates than women. Why not speak out against that?

0points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

To stupid to realize he just explained why the pay gap needs to close. Plus, this is OLD thinking, like up to and including the eighties, when I was young and poor, and going on dates was one of the ways I to have a full meal that day (though I wouldn’t torture myself by going on a date with just anyone). Those women would much rather pay for that s**t themselves, if only they made enough. Then they wouldn’t have to waste a whole evening with some asshole, instead of being able to enjoy it by themselves, or with friends—-people they actually WANT to spend it with.

4points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

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Happy_Pandalover 4 years ago

so to cover up for the pay gap, just find a dumb guy, that let‘s you spent their money? great advice...

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Ah, yes, another golden oldie that was BS in the 1980s. I went to elementary and high school in Podunk, and guess what? You put this on a wall or pass it around, you got ten days suspension, in school, and had to write a fifteen-page paper on "Why I hate Girls". (Nuns have no mercy.)

3points

Luke Oakridge 4 years ago

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François Carré 4 years ago

"Even if inequality exists, it is widely compensated by sheer inequality".

3points

Alfonso Leighton 4 years ago (edited)

I have no words for this one. It literally left me speechless. EDIT: Then again, 99% of this posts do.

3points

Meike H 4 years ago

So basically, in order to make ends meet, any woman should take on a side job as a mistress/prostitute

3points

#33

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

Final score:

75points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

103points

Leah Pheonix 4 years ago

That sounds like a bad crash... are you ok?

2points

Meike H 4 years ago

Aren't young guys the most at risk group when it comes to driving?

24points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

Yes. They are. That's why they pay more for insurance.

8points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

My dead friend says otherwise. If you are driving PUT YOUR F*****G PHONE AWAY OUT OF REACH!!!!!

12points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Several years ago I witnessed a bad accident caused by somebody yapping on a cell phone. The driver didn't notice the light had changed and smacked into another car. No serious injuries, thankfully.

3points

SBW71 4 years ago

Yeah that's why the percentage of speeding tickets and accidents are more men than women

8points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Auto accident statistics from the police and from insurance companies do not support this idiotic viewpoint. Men's auto insurance costs more, because they get into more accidents.

7points

Leekier 8 months ago

And more serious accidents

0points

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

I have been involved in 3 car accidents when I have been Rear ended or backed into. The drivers were all men. Just saying.

5points

Honu 4 years ago

My last car had been hit twice in the back, both times while at a dead stop at intersections by guys who were on their phones not realizing that traffic was stopped at a red light.

1point

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

Do you know who Dannika Patrick is?

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

He probably thinks it's a porn-star. Or some guy from Denmark named Patrick

1point

Heidrance 4 years ago

so, insurance agencies charging the higher rates for young guys is, what, a feminist conspiracy?

4points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

Which is why my Civic was killed by a man whom earned 3 citations after pulling onto the highway without looking both ways.

4points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I nearly got in a horrible accident because a MAN didn’t look both ways before he turned. Luckily me, woman, was paying attention and was able to break

3points

#34

Uh, No We Aren't

Final score:

73points

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Marianne 4 years ago

Good example for projection.

66points

Aroha 4 years ago (edited)

You are right, sir - I am observing what kind of (hu)man you are. Let's just say this evaluation is not to your advantage.

24points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

Men then play along, spreading their peacock feathers and making mating sounds.

14points

Leekier 8 months ago

His sort are more like pigeons; strutting and cooing loudly trying to attract attention and being ignored.

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

I just picture this dude walking around trying to look super buff with his chest all puffed out and his arms all flexed, talking about cars and drinking and how many women he's been with. My radar is pinging on something rather sad and pathetic.

8points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

He’s right. We can spot losers like him a mile away.

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I think my radar is broken but I would still spot these 40 idiots on this post

1point

King Joffrey 4 years ago

Yes because there is a hive mind among women that make them all want the same men. What's in these people's heads?

7points

My O My 4 years ago

And that is why they offer the scented body lotion

3points

earringnut 4 years ago

Am I the only one that is attracted to sensitive guys more than mocho men?

5points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

I'm attracted to nerds.

3points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Typical incel.

3points

JD Lee 4 years ago

Evaluating you masculinity?.. 😳🤣. More like assessing your threat level.

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

That's right ladies, that camo belly shirt and AK-47 are all for our viewing pleasure!

2points

#35

Not How Lesbians Work

Final score:

73points

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I I 4 years ago

what a douche , pull your head out your azz

85points

Mickie Shea 4 years ago

I'm think'n he likes it there.

2points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago (edited)

Speaking as a lesbian myself, I'm pretty sure plenty of women turn lesbian because of guys like this.... >.>

15points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

As if women don't want attractive women?

10points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Like right? Has this dude never heard of Woman Crush Wednesday?

2points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

How many times has a lesbian heard 'Such a waste'? It's just disgusting that people think that way.

4points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

I have a hunch that this dude doesn't believe gay men exist.

4points

Jess Nakoski 4 years ago

Wow. My cousin is gorgeous, and she's been happily married to her wife for years now.

3points

lucy dale 4 years ago

as a lesbian i can say that all lesbians are more attractive than you :/

3points

bxttery_bxby 4 years ago

Why is straight the default anyway?

2points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

this guy needs to fück off before I perform brain surgery on him with a brick

2points

SheHulk Premium 4 years ago

LOL! Cara Delevinge - gay! cara-60896...bdd7fb.jpg

2points

#36

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

Final score:

71points

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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.

87points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

You're made of Person Material.

6points

-Annelise- 4 years ago

Same! (horse does go first tho lol)

1point

Jem24 4 years ago

Your username is me 100%

0points

N G 4 years ago

Stupid demands... Welp, just admitted it himself.

21points

Vic 4 years ago

I wonder how many women bought a horse to get rid of him..

16points

Mohammad Azhaan 4 years ago

-37 votes in an hour XD

7points

Francis 4 years ago

he is jealous of a horse? really?

7points

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

Ugh the lies!!!! This statement says they are scared of the independent women

6points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Or horses...

6points

Deep 4 years ago

All I want is to have enough money to have a horse and a cat.

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

So, it looks like he’s admitting horses are more worthy of our attention than he is. And he would be correct.

3points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

i dont want to be wife material. i want to own a horse.

3points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Animals she will put before a scum bag horse, dog, cat, pig, hedgehog, monkey, donkey, chicken, goat, fish, spider, snake, anything else......you

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

I understand that the late Queen Elizabeth had a whole string of horses.

1point

#37

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

Final score:

70points

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Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago

Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

8points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

No, women used to keep their anger inside, because the societal norm was for women to grin and bear it, plus for the longest time it was perfectly legal for a husband to beat his wife—-and even when it wasn’t, the police generally didn’t do much at all to help the abused wife. So, a lot of those outbursts were merely the accumulated anger coming out at one too many things he did that irritate TF out of her, come what may. (I’m 60, and remember my mother, who was raised to be silent, “dealing” with my father’s bad behavior—-who we didn’t know at the time was both bipolar and schizophrenic—-when she’d had enough).

2points

Jay Cee 12 months ago

I DID get a book thrown at me once together with the accusation that (she) "knew what I was thinking". What I was actually thinking was that we'd have to reset the mud anchors on our sail boat before winter set in but, well you do you.

1point

Jeff Striks 4 years ago

More like "It should also be known that men are so emotionally shut off that it existentially offends them when women show any emotion. God forbid a woman dare to have emotion and demand respect"

1point

Persp Gold 4 years ago

sounds like me dealing with my roomba

1point

MandaPanda 4 years ago

That's a long winded way to say she caught you cheating

1point

GoofyGoober 2 years ago

I didn’t even finish reading, i got too angry

0points

Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago

what a way to never be responsible for your sh*tty actions

0points

Jeff Striks 4 years ago

"It should also be known that men are so emotionally shut off that it existentially offends them if a woman dare show any emotion. God forbid she have feelings and demand proper treatment"

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

curious what of 55

0points

#38

How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

Final score:

69points

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Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago

Fück you, I'm not a dog!

262points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I like the way you sneaked the word fύck onto BoredPanda

42points

Max 4 years ago

I'm not that controlling over my dog.

12points

Something 4 years ago

This person shouldn't be trusted with a dog either.

8points

A U T O P H O B I A 4 years ago

woof woof....?

4points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

I couldn't have put it any better than this!

1point

AilouRos 3 years ago

I protect myself I don’t need this dudes protection

0points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

Woof

0points

backatya 4 years ago

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Pedro 4 years ago

I read these barbarities and keep wondering what their mothers are like and how these wastes of oxygen and space feel about them. Also, SHOW THEIR NAMES AND FACES, for crying out loud.

12points

Iggy 4 years ago

Female what? Sheep? Cat? Three-toed sloth? Kindly specify the species, dearest incel. My money is on sheep.

10points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

You need a sledge hammer to your balls.

10points

qwerty 4 years ago

An axe or meat tenderizer would work just as well.

3points

labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍ 4 years ago

Or, this list: WOMEN NEED: You to shut up, first of all. Freedom, rights, respect. Among other things.

9points

Deep 4 years ago

And your face to punch

9points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

And b*lls to kick.

4points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

A guy who writes "guideance" and "to feel value" is not exactly the best source of authority on saying that someone needs correction to eradicate errors.

9points

GlitterButt 4 years ago

You need: Help Therapy Contact with an actual woman More therapy A brain

5points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

I'm too enraged by the spelling and grammar mistakes to be able to focus on the content.

5points

Tania Rueda Finnegan 4 years ago

LOL.. same

0points

JuJu 4 years ago

Poetic intro to a slave contract?

5points

#39

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

Final score:

69points

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Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

93points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

It's a miracle he got married to begin with.

8points

Paula Glasscoe 4 years ago

“Model” - a scaled down version of the real thing....

1point

Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago

I really hope so, no woman deserves this

0points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

Yeah family court is not a very good control group to start with lol!

0points

backatya 4 years ago

Oh so you get this from guessing and not from a real source.

-2points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

Hahahaha. I took propositional logic at uni and finished top of my class. It was 97,5% men (I was the only woman in a class of 40). I bet this guy couldn't even solve the most basic logical equation if I hit him in the face with the answer.

8points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I guess you saw something reflective. I saw a button. Where do I live, I can't remember

7points

Abhainn 4 years ago

Has he ever seen Hidden Figures?

6points

debrina blackmoon 4 years ago

It would just baffle him to no end.

5points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago (edited)

Please, my math average is 90 above. Guess I'm not a women then.

5points

Giulia 4 years ago

..."all women are the same". sure. we are an enormous blob that is planning to destroy the world.

5points

Mohammad Azhaan 4 years ago

Actually an emotional person makes a more logical decision, so ...

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

this OP is probably doing 30 days for trying to bash his wife's head in with a chair in divorce court....

3points

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François Carré 4 years ago

That's how those crazy NASA men let Katherine Johnson send Apollo 11 to Pluto instead of the Moon.

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

By trying so hard to prove women aren’t capable of logical thought, he has merely proven HE’S the one who is incapable of logical thought.

2points

#40

Had To Repost, But Girls Just love Being Stalked

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

Final score:

67points

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JuJu 4 years ago

This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

234points

Monday 4 years ago

Why not both?

21points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

This is something a sociopath or psychopathic serial killer would say.

7points

Abby Deadman 4 years ago

yea you never know when the females come and kick men in the balls

0points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Said the f*****g sociopath to his apprentice

12points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

Ha. I had a stalker for nearly a year. Didn't know who it was. Watching my movements, knew what I was doing. Turned nasty with r*pe and death threats. Daren't leave my house. Slept with a knife next to my bed. Locked my bedroom door. Fun times. Loved it.

11points

Aroha 4 years ago

Yeah like omg, I just love not knowing if I will get murdered today or not! But it is like so exciting to get all this attention!

8points

Deborah B 4 years ago

Nope. Nope. Nope.

8points

Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

I've had a few questionable men in my life I thought would show up watching me and it was one of the most frightening times of my life. All wrong bro

8points

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 4 years ago

How to spot a creepy stalker dude 101.

7points

Deep 4 years ago

No. Never . It scares them and I know instances when ignoring such texts and not reporting them proved to be life threatening to women. So you know nothing.

7points

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François Carré 4 years ago

"Trust me, when she reports you to the cops, it's a win".

6points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

No, we don't enjoy the attention.

5points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

No, this is a dangerous as the theory that girls enjoy being raped.

5points

#41

A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

Final score:

39points

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Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago (edited)

Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

74points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

A knife that came out of the kitchen cupboard!

5points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

no... metal in the shape of a tank that has just fired a HESH (High Expolsive Squash Head) round straight into your chest (you would literally be a p u d d l e)

3points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

Rammstein? hell yea sister!

2points

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

Du Hast!

1point

CatWoman312 4 years ago

He’s just jealous

4points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

It's the 13 likes that bothers me though...

3points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Known a tonne of metal-loving blokes, and none of them were as threatened by women as this guy.

3points

deanna woods 4 years ago

Actually, metal is for anyone that wants to listen to it.

2points

Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago

or play it

0points

AilouRos 3 years ago

To get a knife??

1point

Chenandoa 4 years ago

But I set Dr. Feelgood as the ringtone for my mom! And I really like "stone cold crazy"!

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

I saw Metallica in concert twice: Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets tours. This was long before they were popular. Also, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Metal Church...

1point

deanna woods 4 years ago

Black Sabbath, Twisted Sister, Skid Row, Motley Crue.

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

My idle curiosity really wants to know what genres/instruments he thinks are "for women."

1point

Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago

welp sould prob go quit my band with is prty much all girls.......

1point

#42

Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

Final score:

37points

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Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

67points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Same. I could do this for another year without an issue.

4points

troufaki13 4 years ago

I like you! ^.^

4points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

yup! I totally agree! (although at first I though that said your Bored Panda was going up, tbh.)

2points

Suzy the observer 4 years ago

Amen sister!

1point

Cherries Turtle 4 years ago

ikr

1point

Kawaii Hippotato 4 years ago (edited)

i'm a girl, but my introverted self is perfectly happy with less social interaction

2points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

Hmmm, I'm fine staying home...I hate having to be places. Besides, I've never wanted lots of friends.

1point

CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)

I’ve thrived during lockdown. I’m an introvert and don’t need constant communication with people, but clearly this idiot doesn’t grasp that everyone men and women have different personalities

1point

June 4 years ago

Social distancing: not anymore forced to kiss morons like you or endure your tantrum when I dare refuse to kiss people. My introvert self is blooming as hell with the quarantine. I think my biggest achievement is that I even forgot how to human. But yeah, I can't deal with quarantine I guess.

1point

Deep 4 years ago

I was missing quarantine.

1point

Emma Love 4 years ago

Doesn't bother me, I have a best boi dog...oh and kids at home. I don't mind people but I so love my alone time, with my crafts!

1point

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

He mixes up extroverts and introverts. Gender doesn't matter. I'm an introvert and woman, I LOVE quarantine! :D

1point

Marianne 4 years ago

Because men have aspirations while women have feelings. So easy.

1point

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

WTAF

0points

#43

Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

Final score:

33points

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Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

43points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

To "impose order"?! Man, I can almost hear Hitler playing in the background.

4points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

Yeah, and a lot of men like to be "put in their place" as well. Some people are dominate and some submissive. It's not devied by gender.

3points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Dude is literally afraid of equality.

1point

Cara Strong 4 years ago

Yes I certainly want to be bossed around by idiots like you

1point

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago (edited)

nah i just wanna be my own fu,cking person-

1point

deanna woods 4 years ago

I don't want to be put in my place because I don't have one because we are all supposed to be equal. Also, it is oppression.

0points

Lacy Cx 4 years ago

I left the last guy that tried to "impose order" and replaced him with someone that respects my autonomy.

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Why can’t we all just get along children?

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Maybe just maybe we want to be seen and treated as equal human beings. Ever thought of that before Kyle?

0points

#44

Nothowlesbianswork

Final score:

29points

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Pedro 4 years ago

This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

50points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Love your profile icon!

3points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

I'm bi, but LESBIAN PRIDE! I like girls better anyways.

4points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

*picks up axe in lesbian energy* did you just stereotype homosexual women? that's like saying "guys are gay, usually." PEOPLE ARE MF PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL?! EVERyONE IS DIFFERENT AND THEIR OWN PERSON

3points

anonymous 4 years ago

when someone just can't take a hint

2points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Pansexual intensifies

1point

Virgil Sanders 4 years ago

lol same

0points

#45

Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

Final score:

29points

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Aroha 4 years ago (edited)

That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

32points

Angelica H. 4 years ago

being a son of a bitch on the internet is not a hobby, sir.

4points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Except they are hobbies idiot. Do you even know what a hobby is?

2points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I dont have any social media; I hate makeup on myself with a passion, and i dont workout at the gym. I do exercises at home, and i do sports. my hobbies are drawing (which i am pretty damn good at!) crocheting, sewing, reading, running, and writing and singing. F/uck you rrandom incompetent commenter.

2points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 4 years ago

yeah, all the ladies I know and me, are faking loving the things we love, they found out guys!

1point

Chilli 3 months ago

cosmetology can absolutely be a hobby

0points

AilouRos 3 years ago

And fishing hiking and carving aren’t hobby’s either

0points

Skidanpump 4 years ago

Is punching people a hobby if so can you join me?

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago (edited)

Actually those are hobbies. Nitpicking other people's hobbies is not a hobby.

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Huh. You ever met a real woman before? Or is Instagram the closest you’ve been in contact? Hope it stays that way If so

0points

#46

Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

Final score:

29points

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Kioh81 Premium 4 years ago

Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

35points

Pedro 4 years ago

I do. All along I've been a woman and I never knew... XD

8points

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

Well yh but your home is yours and you would get dressed if someone was coming over soooo

2points

Elijah Marpel-Zarate 4 years ago

yeah thats your house

2points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

What devices is he having in mind?

4points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Yeah all girl schools are just wild lesbian sex orgies - ok chad

1point

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

This one has definitely had loads of experience with women

0points

willi santiago 4 years ago

OTOH, men would absolutely be naked all the time

0points

zovjraar 4 years ago

i would absolutely walk around naked if society would let me AND i didn't have to worry about guys taking it the wrong way (as an invitation for something sexual).

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Says a dude who probably takes his shirt off at the slightest provocation. Cover that up!

0points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

i am so modest i could wear a shirt that goes down to my knees and i'll still tug it down to cover my butt. shorts? must be bermuda shorts that box out. dresses? must go to my knees or longer.

0points

IAN KELLY 4 years ago

I everybody does it it’s now normal.

0points

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 4 years ago

Well.. I mean I would :D

0points

#47

Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

Final score:

29points

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Stephanie Johnson 4 years ago

That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

32points

Aj Grimes (he/him) 4 years ago

I have a friend who gags when people just say the word men.

3points

Biana Vacker 4 years ago

Ah, so you've met the Huntresses....

0points

Angelica H. 4 years ago

I am one of them. every boy I know is textbook definition of dumbass.

0points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Buddy, you added an 'N' to that last word...

20points

Emma Love 4 years ago

Haha I had to go back an look, love it. Yes yes he did.

7points

SheHulk Premium 4 years ago

Sorry but you are wrong. jason-6089...f0b24f.jpg

5points

Serial pacifist 4 years ago

He knows from personal experience that women are not attracted to men. Poor thing, he believes it applies to ALL men.

5points

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François Carré 4 years ago

"Women are not physically attracted to men. See, I'm a man and I've never attracted any".

4points

Marianne 4 years ago

"Women are not physically attracted to men." = "I am ugly and no woman will look at me."

2points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

I...do like Transformers, I guess. War for Cybertron is pretty good.

2points

LadyDelynn 4 years ago

His last sentence could be correct, with a qualifier of "Some women are..."

1point

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

On a dating app, this dude with a Porsche kept asking me out and I kept saying no. He would say, "but I have a Porsche!" And my reply was always, "exactly." You drive a 1947 Chevy pick-up truck? Now, let's talk!

1point

Lee-Ann 4 years ago

Weird since I don't even know what kind of car Sebastian Stan drives...

0points

#48

Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

Final score:

26points

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JuJu 4 years ago

I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

67points

June 4 years ago

and bring me a beer in the sofa while I'm watching how superior he is.

19points

Pheebs 4 years ago

Oh! And be the one responsible for taking care of any auxiliary fam in need. Mom sick? Go take care of her. Mother in law sick? Go take care of her. Kids? Do the 9 million things they need too. Husband have a sniffle?..

6points

Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago

While his wife works 8 hours then goes home and doesn’t have to do anything else the whole day. I’d love to see this

0points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

So your example is how you do all the traditional feminine roles in your household? Good burn to show women work hard at house chores?

0points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

So I assume he does all the cooking, child care and housekeeping himself when he gets home while his wife puts her feet up in front of the TV after work. Like hell!

6points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

What's that old saying? "A man may work from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done."

3points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

So I just imagined all those days I worked between 12 to 16 hours??? Then went home and cleaned or did laundry or did more work???

2points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Yeah, All my nurses working through this pandemic just collapse once they hit the 8 hour mark. The 3 bare-chested men working here then have to carry them in our arms while picking up the slack. Thank goodness I have all this testosterone to carry me through. Thank you "Science"(!).

2points

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

Women who work over eight hours are usually more tired than men, because they got more done in that eight hours. so they have the ability to go home as they were more efficient.

2points

Pedro 4 years ago

Maybe because they aren't stupid? If you constantly work overtime, either your management is incompetent or you are.

2points

Marianne 4 years ago

He is probably judging from his poor wife who has to juggle child care and all the domestic work while also working 8 hours in a job every day. And now he wonders why she is exhausted.

2points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

Idiot.

1point

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

BWAH HA HA HA! What a maroon (in Bugs Bunny's voice).

1point

#49

You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

Final score:

26points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Rooooooooxanne....

30points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

*switches red light on in order to access internet*

9points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

You don't have to go on that red site.

4points

Pepper Sergent 4 years ago

...You don't have to turn on the youtube...

4points

Lovey Dove 4 years ago

i- im 12 and i fit all of that. pretty sure that doesn't make me a horse (school typing filter)

1point

El Dee 4 years ago

This from an attention whore who is a disappointment to himself with only 3 likes..

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Oh and I guess men just post stupid woe is me crap for himself

0points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

I literally use quotev. yes i met my gf on there but i am literally a young teen. i seek attention for my singing and writing

0points

Deep 4 years ago

Where did you get your PhD in misogyny?

0points

#50

On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

Final score:

24points

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AilouRos 3 years ago

What a messed up shïtfäce

0points

DC 4 years ago

... but is it YOUR pride? Did you enjoy your shitty boss screaming at you 10 hours a day? Any achievements in science, engineering etc are gender neutral. Well, not all - Dildos and fake pussies, as being somehow technological devices, have a clear target group that usually is pretty homogenous - and then he screams, "Who do you call a Homo????" - ... aaaahahaha!

0points

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

Crawl back into the cave....

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

I guess my mom getting her bachelor's degree is not something she should be proud of, just raising my siblings and I. Or she could be proud of all of it.

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)

There are dozens upon dozens of inventions women have made that men use as well. Perhaps he should do research before making ignorant remarks like this.

0points

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

Can he hear us being stuck in the 50's. Technology today must scare him.

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

He's just mad that women can do lots of jobs better than he ever could.

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

If the emoji isn't for a casual and happy moment, I can't take them seriously.

0points

Deep 4 years ago

Sorry for this person's mother.

0points

#51

Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

Final score:

21points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

27points

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

That would actually be pretty funny.

2points

LadyDelynn 4 years ago

Didn't you get the memo? You better get in your car and head to Starbucks! After you get your order just start driving, don't stop until you run out of gas! Get going now, I have to sack the memo senders.

1point

Tiger Pearl 4 years ago

Sounds like a wonderful way to get some piece and quiet!

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I hate Starbucks

1point

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

There's no gas at Starbucks. Idiot.

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

I will get gas before I get coffee. Sometimes I get both.

0points

Stephanie Cunningham 4 years ago

Maybe the men in their lives do nothing so they're responsible for a million different things and they need caffeine to keep going.

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

I have actually been guilty of this, this felt like a personal attack

0points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

I only drink coffee when I need a stimulant to counter ADHD, and gas is important...mom rarely does under a quarter tank

0points

Amelia G 4 years ago

This is just sad they're trying too hard

0points

Ashbug 4 years ago

As a proud daughter of a strong independent mother I respectfully call bull$hit

0points

infinite upvote 4 years ago

Lololol wut

0points

#52

This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

Final score:

20points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Source?

17points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

His ass

5points

LadyDelynn 4 years ago

You don't want to see the source. It's his own b******e.

2points

Laugh or not 4 years ago

On such BS? Probably Freud or something. Psychologie and psychoanalysis is not exactly a hard science. There are plenty of room for deranged theories.

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

God I hope he never found someone

2points

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

Guess he's going to be looking for a while

0points

Worry For The World 4 years ago

hallo moto

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

My perfect companion would preferably be biologically human, beyond that the details tend not to matter too much beyond compatible personalities.

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

[Citation needed]

0points

#53

Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

Final score:

20points

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Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

39points

Petro Roos 4 years ago

Apparently I got my Dreamcatcher making hobby from a guy, too... We're just useless without 'em, aren't we?

9points

Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago

He will tell you it's not a hobby.....problem solved from his point of view.

4points

IAN KELLY 4 years ago

Why else do you think men are gay, as positive role models for women /s

3points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Bettie-Jean Neal: I LOVE all the salt you are bringing to this post!

2points

Nixxy 3 years ago

And apparently fossil hunting from a verrry young age was imprinted from a man? Not like I would understand them anyway

0points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

Yep, though from a gay man so a horse of a different color

0points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Well I know I started my hobby of sewing because I saw a man do it, not because my mother taught me to sew dolls and outfits for my Barbie's as a child.

0points

Aroha 4 years ago

Oh, I always thought it was my Grandmother who taught me to knit socks, mittens, lace, Icelandic sweaters...?

3points

zovjraar 4 years ago

um.... i was a gamer before my husband got into it.

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

"Men that imprinted them".... OMG. I need to wash my brain after reading that.

2points

WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago

uhm what

1point

Just a person eating a potato 4 years ago

I love to cook I have no men in my life who cook I am a woman

0points

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

*seething*

0points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Welp, there goes my stained glass

0points

Skidanpump 4 years ago

I do drawing as a hobby! I think I think and use my brain in that

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

That's right y'all, apparently I got my feminine art and writing hobbies (as well as furry hobbies) from seeing a man do it first. XD

0points

#54

Women Are Chickens

Final score:

20points

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Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

33points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

I read that they sometimes peck each other's eyes when they're stressed. Whether or not that be true, I think this is the outcome OP should be more afraid of...

4points

Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago

I love misogynist logic - let's take a behavioural study on wolves from the 70s that was later debunked by the author himself and apply it to women via chickens. Wha..?!

3points

Toxxa 4 years ago

I know XD this is so funny to read from a chicken enthusiest (and bad spellers) point of veiw

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

I had around 300 chickens at one point. Chickens DO NOT have an alpha/leader. They are flock birds. In large groups, they create smaller groups which create a pecking order. Within those smaller groups they usually pair up with and create a bond with one "best friend". Their relationship with their best friend can be so strong that if one dies, they other will follow a day or 2 later from heartbreak.

3points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Sometimes I don't even understand what these incel/mgtows are wittering on about.

2points

My O My 4 years ago

Same Roxy, same

0points

Jesus Christ 3 years ago

oh so im a chicken? buk buk buk bacawkkkk

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago (edited)

Yes my friends and I regularly get together to go and harass what we perceive to be socially superior women. Pull out their hair and such. Very sane and normal

0points

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

I have six chickens ass hole they don't have that sort of thing I think your thinking of wolves and may I point out it is just as common to have an alpha female as it is to have an alpha male soooo

0points

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

My dude. If you think you are an "alpha" the rest of us already think you are a d**k.

0points

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

So tru

0points

Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago

C***s don't necessarily understand Chickens... in more ways than one; so overlook this nonsense.....

0points

#55

I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

Final score:

19points

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Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

40points

t-Grex 4 years ago

I absolutely love your name! Isn't Ceredwyn a witch from Scotland or...somewhere??? She was so cool!

3points

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

Hey at least you got some smart ones, usually men won't ask for directions

0points

DogPerson7 4 years ago

😂🤣🤣

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

"Leave Western women alone". Yes, sir, please do. We'll warn the rest of the world to expect you, in a GOT "Winter is coming" sort of way....

6points

Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago

Y E S

1point

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

The person who wrote this has never been outside his county.

4points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

Because passports don't have anything to do with the government.

2points

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

Another one who needs to go back to grammar school.

2points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Actually, I avoid American men every chance I get and have done all my life. Loud, uncouth lot most of them.

2points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

If this keeps creeps at bay please go on believing this nonsense

1point

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

But you get a passport from the government.

1point

Pedro 4 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

1point

#56

I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

Final score:

18points

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Pepper Sergent 4 years ago

I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

19points

Honu 4 years ago

Same here. The absolute worst manager I've had by far was a man, but that isn't evidence that men are bad at managing. He was an individual person with his own problems.

2points

El Dee 4 years ago

I've had bad male bosses, bad female bosses. Likewise I've had good ones of male or female gender too. Your sex has literally NO effect on how good a boss you are..

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Penis envy?

1point

Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago

Actually, it's the quiet ones (male or female) that are the scariest ones.

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

Most of my bosses have been women and for the most part it's been great. A male that wasn't even my manager yelled at me once and then stopped coming to work.

0points

Luthian 4 years ago (edited)

Do they realize that penis envy is not really a thing for women. Just shows what they think about. What is super disturbing is that they have been upvoted.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Me, who's been a natural born leader all my life, and is female: ò-ó

0points

FlitterBug 4 years ago

Yes so I yell bc *checks notes* I am lacking a ding-dong. Got it

0points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

Ha! She yells because you male supremacists think she is stupid and not as significant as you.

0points

Bettie-Jean Neal 4 years ago

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Pedro 4 years ago

If you get bitten by a dog, it doesn't mean all dogs are bad. If you are mistreated by a person of a different ehnicity, it doesn't mean that ethnicity is bad. You should know better than this. I've had good and bad superiors of both genders. You are limiting yourself and limiting other women and perpetuating this (very wrong) idea.

7points

#57

These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

Final score:

17points

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Aroha 4 years ago

I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

21points

FoxArtistess 4 years ago

I wonder.....

0points

AilouRos 3 years ago

I don’t hate woman

0points

penguinvsminja 4 years ago

News flash: she likely won't give a damn if she was the one that rejected you.

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

And if the superior option rebuffs you too? Which seems likely?

0points

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

Yeah, you should like you have moved on.

0points

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

Yeah, good luck dating her superior...

0points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 4 years ago

AH Ladies they found out about our secret war with each other! The only way to stop them from stopping us is to form temporary alliances and attack them! (sarcasm)

0points

#58

Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

Final score:

17points

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Pedro 4 years ago

Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

23points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

and you can be sure all ten think there is at least one moron in the room too. statistics

1point

Laugh or not 4 years ago

Imagine being put with OP and nine of his friends. I dare you to resist yeeting them in less than an hour.

1point

Ross Keim 4 years ago

And all 10 will see you as a potential 1 night stand, also statistics

0points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Women get along with each other just fine.

0points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

This guy is NOT ready to hear about AKB48..........................

2points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 4 years ago

that's why in the dressing room of the last show I was in, all the girls were curling each others hair, helping with makeup, lacing each others dresses, giving each other bobby pins, and hair ties, and singing at the top of our lungs

1point

Allison B 3 years ago

So I'm guessing they don't like Loona, Iz*One, I.O.I, Pristina, Cherry Bullet, or WJSN?

0points

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

Are they talking about SNSD?

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

I work in a female dominated restaurant and I don't hate any of my coworkers. I don't hate anyone really, unless they give me a reason to like this guy.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

This is hilarious and oh so ironic xD

0points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

But you said catty...Tom's fight more than mollys...

0points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

i mean i like pretty much everyone. like as a kid i had like 20 people at my birthday every year and most of them were female.

0points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Wow what a misogynist dumbass and of course he's completely wrong. Women get along with each other just fine thank you.

0points

#59

This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

Final score:

16points

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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

17points

Ross Keim 4 years ago (edited)

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François Carré 4 years ago

0. A gun can shoot in your head to help you stop talking s**t.

14points

IAN KELLY 4 years ago

Welp I think we know who no longer has a girlfriend

6points

Aunt Messy Premium 4 years ago

You can almost forget your lack of a d**k, if you have a gun.

5points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

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Charlie Dingo 4 years ago

Saw this in a gas station in texas. Sigh.

4points

Petro Roos 4 years ago

All of them are so... cringe, but nõ 4.. Seriously?

4points

Jonny d'Ville 4 years ago

what. the. f**k

3points

Montana Healey 4 years ago

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2points

Chilli 3 months ago

top ten reasons women why women prefer makeup (Parody, obvs not all gals do): 10, you can always choose when you've had enough of your makeup, 9, you can get a tester of makeup without fully committing and risking wasting your money and time, 8, your makeup will always at least try to boost your confidence, 7, you can pick whatever sized makeup brush you want, 6, an eyeshadow pallet won't hunt you down if you toss it out, 5, makeup doesn't need a man shed, 4, makeup can make you look hot as hell while crying, 3, makeup doesn't ask 'YOUR FRIEND WAS WEARING MAKEUP IN A PHOTO YOU POSTED, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?', 2, makeup doesn't get mad if you want to be in control, 1, MAKEUP WON'T DELIBERATLY GIVE YOU AN 'ALLERGIC REACTION'

1point

Iliketurtles 4 years ago

2. A gun doesn't care if you fall asleep after you use it? This guy is implying that women are basically s*x machines to use.

0points

#60

The Irony In The Last Point

Final score:

16points

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Commander OwO 4 years ago

the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

37points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

Sure. I never had dudes pretending to gag at the idea of dating me. Never...

4points

Petro Roos 4 years ago

Isn't this whole post just a complaint about woman complaining?

4points

Laura Dawson 4 years ago

Majority of these people that liked this are most likely incels, overweight balding men with sweat stained pits & living in their mums basement picking at their arses & smelling their fingers.

2points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

If the feelings are reciprocated it's acceptable, if they're not it's harrassment. Errr . . . yes?

1point

Deep 4 years ago

To this person and 783 others- what is wrong with you?

1point

TrashPandaru 4 years ago

Points 2 and 3 aren't entirely untrue tho (I am a woman)

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Someone please teach this fool about consent, predatory behavior and ageism. Maybe women complain a lot because there’s more than one way that society is anti feminist

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

I'm not even going to go into length about the women who get physically abused or murdered for not smiling back at a cat-caller who suddenly decides to stalk them.

0points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

I would like it better with no one looking at me

0points

#61

Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

Final score:

16points

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Jihana 4 years ago

The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

40points

Aroha 4 years ago

I think this person's idea of an ob/gyn examination is from a certain type of a movie... and they think it depicts real life...

16points

C.S. E. 4 years ago

Well, we know this dude's kink. Gyno visit porn. Not kink shaming here, but I wonder if anyone has ever told him that porn isn't real life.

9points

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

And the husband watching? Again, just...NO!

4points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Time to find a new gyno

0points

Random Panda 4 years ago

Since when do women prefer male gynaecologists?

14points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

What the hell does this man think goes on at the gynaeocologist's????

11points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Also, his first visit to a urologist is going to be a biiiiiig disappointment.

7points

Pedro 4 years ago (edited)

While the husband watches? The whole wrist? Is this gyno from pornhub or something? This idiot probably thinks a plumber also arrives in under ten minutes XD

9points

Sanne H. 4 years ago (edited)

Only slightly related to the post, but I feel the need sharing this, for all older men reading this: if you are in hospital and you have to show your private parts to a female nurse or doctor (for medical examination or assistance with washing or peeing), don’t apologise to her that “it used to be bigger / better looking when you were younger”. She has seen many private parts before, and mentioning it just makes you look insecure. Be a man and accept you ageing body with grace!

7points

Marianne 4 years ago

1. We don't prefer males. 2. Why would our husbands watch? I do not normally take my spouse to doctor's appointments. 3. Him telling me not to worry is mildly disturbing in that scenario. 4. "His whole wrist inside the pot"? I guess this individuals is not one of the lucky chosen ones who accompanies his partner to an examination like that.

5points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Pepper Sergent 4 years ago

"the pot" ?

5points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Does- does he not know how gynecology works? If there were wrists involved I'd never have gone back!

4points

Cori 4 years ago

I've read a lot of ignorant things on this post but this one takes the cake. There is nothing sexual about an appointment with your gynecologist. It's awkward and uncomfortable and the very LAST thing I want is a strange man all up in there. I have a woman for my OB/GYN. This was a no brainer for me. Not only do I feel safer and less awkward with a woman but she actually has a uterus. She's given birth to children of her own.

4points

Mark Schilling 4 years ago

"...while your husband watches..." What husband is in there watching a gynecological exam? Do they also sit in on visits to the dentist?

4points

#62

Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

Final score:

15points

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François Carré 4 years ago

The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

35points

Ross Keim 4 years ago

Well he said better than men not equal to men, so he’s not referring to equality

1point

SheHulk Premium 4 years ago

The need for incel propaganda to constantly state that women are lesser than men shows how insecure they truly are.

2points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

Somebody ain't a feminist if they think women are better than men.

0points

#63

What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

Final score:

15points

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Deborah B 4 years ago

Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

85points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

they got us in the first half, not gonna lie.

11points

StormWolf 4 years ago (edited)

Well put. I kinda did something similar upon meeting my now-husband: we sat for 16hrs talking non-stop and I told this stranger all about my worst/most humiliating/craziest experiences. The idea behind it was, he gets to see my crazy up front and if he can still like me after, great! If not, nobody's time was wasted ;)

1point

Ross Keim 4 years ago

I mean there are tons of personality types and he knows what he wants, is that wrong?

0points

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

But a boy is just as likely to take it personally

0points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

*Slowly extracts a large dead fish from my bag* Allow me to introduce you to the world of slapstick

3points

Marianne 4 years ago (edited)

I would love to see his reaction if a woman dares to make a "joke" back to him.

3points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

By tease he means insult right? And then gaslight the hell out of her.

2points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

If I know you and you make the wrong joke, I may smack you (especially if sexist). Also, if you notice I'm blonde, dont crack a blonde joke...not cool dude!

1point

Ms.GB 4 years ago

So....gaslight her.

1point

Random Panda 4 years ago

What do you want to bet that his idea of a "joke" is some misogynistic or perverted comment?

1point

Aleksei 4 years ago

That's like saying that if you slap them and they are hurt by it, they are soft and weak

0points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Well, you've alerted her to the fact that you aren't nice and need to be avoided, so that's a good thing I guess. She may chose to 'have a sense of humour' in the short term for her own protection, but she knows to give you a wide berth from now on.

0points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

A little joke is what you call your penis?

-1point

#64

I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

Final score:

15points

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Sista of the moon 4 years ago

What. The. Actual. F**k.

25points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Uh, the number of women who behave this way is probably less than or equal to the number of men who behave this way.

10points

penguinvsminja 4 years ago

I've actually experienced this with more guys than women.

3points

Dawn Sardella-Ayres 4 years ago

Pick any ten male GOP politicians, and let's talk about "baby mode" when they don't get their own way, shall we?

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I'll start, and only use incumbents, too: Matt Gaetz; Josh Hawley; Mitch McConnell; Ted Cruz... If we add in out-of-office, we also get Rick Santorum.... Halfway there! :-)

4points

DKS 001 4 years ago

well, bend over. Let's poke you "the wrong way" and see if you turn into a 5 year old with shrunken balls.

2points

#65

Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

Final score:

15points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

29points

Elijah Marpel-Zarate 4 years ago

i can hear the sarcasm lol

6points

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

I'm sure one mistake your mom will admit without hesitation is having you, you utter twat!

4points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

My husband is exactly the same. He blames the table, the door, sometimes even me (for moving stuff, when I didn't), but never himself when he hits something. It's not a sign of gender, they are just emotionally inarticulate.

3points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Somebody hates his mother.

2points

Gin. No tonic 4 years ago

Any time I admit I was wrong, the men in my life keep reminding me for months about that one time I was wrong to feel superior and put me down. I don't feel free enough to be vulnerable and admit I was wrong. I admit it to women though. *loooking for better men in my life*

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I actually do cuss myself out for being clumsy, but so does my husband, so i guess.... Wait, what would that even mean in this case?! *gives up*

1point

Lee-Ann 4 years ago

The sheer number of spelling and grammatical errors in this make my head hurt. His mom's wrongdoing was apparently allowing this genius to quit school in 3rd grade.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Themselves*

0points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Saw one isolated case of repeated behavior. Created blanket statement for an entire gender. And any, still failing to see correlation between being angry at stubbing toe to refusal to take responsibility. Sounds like it’s more he’s refusing to take responsibility that the fact that no one wants to date him is down to his own behavior

0points

Piet Puk 4 years ago

So.... you are saying men are incapable of learning from failures and are unable to adjust themselfs? And you think that is a good thing?

0points

#66

Uh, No, No To All Of This

Final score:

14points

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Random Panda 4 years ago

Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

31points

Rowan Rychel 4 years ago

So this guy

2points

Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

I hate this social stigma (yes, it's a thing). I have a wonderful cousin who should be around 6'4" tall. As she grew, she started hunching over to not be so much taller than everyone around her. Now she has a permanent hunch on her back. She never did date a tall guy to feel better about herself, but she definitely ended up with issues about it.

5points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Thank you for this story. I'm in the same situation (though not quite as tall) and I'm usually a bit hunched over too. And I just can't make myself wear heels because I feel so embarrassed about being "too tall" for a woman.

1point

Pepper Sergent 4 years ago

Boy got rejected by a girl taller than him, or is it just me?

3points

Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago

I’m a bigger girl and this is such a dilemma! (Sarcasm) my solution is just to date other girls and then it’s not that bad! (Only partially sarcasm)

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Unless there's a highly significant difference in their heights, nobody even notices in the first place.

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

I know some ladies who are tall that are with shorter guys and they don't try to bully anyone.

0points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

As a tall (6') woman I have to say that I do tend more towards guys my height or taller. Not that I have an issue with his height but because HE does. So many guys I've dated under 5' 8" always seem to have something to prove so they are extra macho and toxic. Just my personal experience and the first "not all men" will be heavily mocked.

0points

Pheebs 4 years ago

My hubs is the exact same height as me. Literally the only time in our entire relationship this came up was planning at shoes to wear when we got married. Used the excuse of not wanting to tower over him for us to wear sneakers with our wedding outfits (Converse for him, Vans for me). 😂 Beyond that, no one cares.

0points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

Ummm, isn't there a celeb couple, and she's taller?

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

whaaaa?

0points

#67

Naturally Manipulative

Final score:

13points

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Pedro 4 years ago

*things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

50points

t-Grex 4 years ago

This insult is from Bitlife isn't it??? I'm chuckling.

7points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

What an exhausting sounding relationship this guy has.

1point

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

So...hate your partner but do it /secretly/

0points

#68

Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

Final score:

13points

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N G 4 years ago

There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

21points

Pedro 4 years ago

Men are often also territorial and competitive. Im sure you've heard of the term "pissing contest".

13points

infinite upvote 4 years ago

You never see a massive competition with men? I've been reading all of these thinking, "All of these guys have never met a woman," but I think this OP hasn't met any men either

3points

Marianne 4 years ago

The difference: When men do it, it is called healthy competition.

3points

FoxArtistess 4 years ago

Sorry, bestie! I actually hate you and am regretting all the love and support we exchange.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

16 likes? :/

0points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

does the term "spock and mccoy" ring a bell?

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

and yet isn't that what men do all the time to each other?

0points

Elijah Marpel-Zarate 4 years ago

whats wrong with some competitivity

0points

Sue Phillips Premium 4 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

0points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

normally if i meet someone that likes or does the same thing as me we would work together and become friends. girls are not alpha animal trying to stay on top

0points

#69

Imagine

Final score:

13points

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Marianne 4 years ago

The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

36points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 4 years ago

Exactly. No average family could possibly afford to have as much as fifty percent of its members not working heavily. Women spun while they worked. Women brewed the majority of all beer and made most of the first aid concoctions and poultices. And that's only in parts of Europe - there's so MANY different arrangements worldwide.

9points

Honu 4 years ago

My grandma, who lived on a farm most of her childhood and adult life, used to laugh about the "controversy" of women working. She worked hard her whole life. She never had a job off the farm that paid a wage, but she was doing labor outside of childrearing, cooking, and cleaning that contributed to feeding the family. One of the big stressors in the industrial revolution wasn't that women were doing labor, it was that the labor took them away from the protection/control of the family. There was worry about women being preyed on by unscrupulous men and fear of them becoming independent.

3points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

It's like the person writing that never actually bothered learning about history at all. Lol, this nonsense about women not working - what? For arguments sake, let's just say all women suddenly left the work force and stayed home raising children, etc. That isn't a form of work? All I can say is, if you think wrangling 3 children under the age of 6 into a car by 7:50am to get one of them to preschool or scrubbing poop off the walls, floor AND ceiling isn't work then you have lived a very easy, privileged life!

2points

qwerty 4 years ago

Actually Confucius said that women should stay home and raise silkworms and children. Pretty sure this idea is older than the Industrial Revolution.

1point

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Dear sir: your problem is not with women in the workplace. Your problem is with capitalism and that's a very valid problem to have. Instead of blaming women, maybe we can work together to make life and work better for us all.

1point

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago (edited)

Dude there’s literally 7 billion people on the planet. Calm down. If anything, it’s good less people want to contribute to over population

0points

Pheebs 4 years ago

Oh darn, gots no babies. Guess I failed. Guess I’ll just go back to working.

0points

Chenandoa 4 years ago

Why is it that Lionesses hunt? The lion sleeps at home. Or patrols. I would be miserable with none of my own income, and no way to help people via occupational therapy...

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

some women do not even want kids. Don't force them into your idea of what women should be. We are not "all" this or that. And if it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have the economy you have. You wouldn't have cleaners to clean up the s**t mess you leave behind at work either.

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

Is this an article from the early 1900's Daily mail speaking out against the suffragettes?

0points

#70

This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

Final score:

12points

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Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

I don not even understand what is written here.

16points

Flora Mclellan 4 years ago

He means: if your ex dyes her hair she will be having lesbian s*x with four different women this month.

5points

Amy Dodds 4 years ago

*with *you *and *dyes *her *she's *at least

1point

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

English MF, do you speak it?

0points

Sam Petter 4 years ago

And all of them are better than yours.

0points

Asy EnderDragon 4 years ago

nope

0points

Petro Roos 4 years ago

So confused.

0points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Can someone please translate?

0points

FoxArtistess 4 years ago (edited)

Check @Flora Mclellan's comment of you need help.

0points

Pedro 4 years ago

Good for her.

0points

#71

Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

Final score:

12points

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Commander OwO 4 years ago

Why so many upvotes?

15points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

Because reddit is a safe haven for male supremacists

10points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

I had self esteem issues you stupid moron!!! (I still have them, but I'm growing more confident)

1point

Peko 4 years ago

Sandi Toksvig said something very similar on QI when musing on why there are more male than female comedians.

0points

#72

Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

Final score:

12points

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

3points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

He's trying to justify why he's not funny with this sad, sorry excuse.

1point

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

He must be fun at parties.

1point

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

.

1point

Wonder Woman 848 4 years ago

Ack, sorry pandas!

3points

Crouching hippo hidden panda 4 years ago

Wow he sounds like a party

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

sounds like he has shitty issues / life / insecurities

0points

#73

Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

Final score:

9points

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Amy Dodds 4 years ago

I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

35points