Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    ur-local-goblin Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

    To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

    Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

    "There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

    And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

    “According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

    I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

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    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    I_am_catcus Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Tiiiiinaaa Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    CinnamonBomb Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    IAmSoStupid05 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid demands... Welp, just admitted it himself.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many women bought a horse to get rid of him..

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is jealous of a horse? really?

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh the lies!!!! This statement says they are scared of the independent women

    Deep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I want is to have enough money to have a horse and a cat.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it looks like he’s admitting horses are more worthy of our attention than he is. And he would be correct.

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont want to be wife material. i want to own a horse.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals she will put before a scum bag horse, dog, cat, pig, hedgehog, monkey, donkey, chicken, goat, fish, spider, snake, anything else......you

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that the late Queen Elizabeth had a whole string of horses.

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know where to get a horse? Anything to keep guys like that away.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am over here chuckling over the fact this dude is lamenting over being beat out of 1st place by a horse!

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow if your confidence is so fragile that the mere thought of your wife having hobbies that don't involve you, freak you out that much, you need a therapist, seriously.

    Cori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but I bought my own damn horse thank you very much!

    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't freaking care if my girlfriend has a horse or not. You got a horse? Omg yes I'm not a horse person but I just love animals! I will help care for the horse. It does not matter

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and somewhere after that is you, weeping over your comparatively poor listening and empathy skills, not to mention that unspeakable complex about the ridiculous size of your d**k".

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aka, his ex refused to spend every second of her waking moments with him as she has her own hobbies and wishes. OP is now having a temper tantrum because ex is an intelligent woman who refused to give into his s**t.

    Flo 4132
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess my boss, who owns a horse farm with 30 horses is no wife material...her poor husband will take this news pretty hard, they've been married for 20 years

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have children, OK? Children are always first place in every proper parent's life. If you want you and your effing wishes and stupid demands to be No 1, hire a butler.

    Rainy Day Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's right, though... who would put a man after a horse?... specially one like this

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a man who rides a horse, by your logic would be?

    Monca Monika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's probably right with the "stupid demands".

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse might be their first love, sure, but other loves can be equal to, or even outshine, the first one. You just have to be confident enough not to try to compete with the horse love, but to love the horse too.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel sorry for whoever ends up being “[ex] wife material” for him...

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he did have something right You and your f*****g wishes and stupid demands. Speak your wishes. Sure - but do not make demands unless you are capable of meeting demands as well.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great, where can I get a horse to scare this idiot away?

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got the stupid part right.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my cat always comes first, so now I'm ... kinda ... not really a guy, huh?

    Felicor Bongolan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is right in saying his demands are stupid though. I applaud his sense of self.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the horse should sit on this man and not get up again until he stopped moving

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a Horse Owner really blew this guys balls off.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous of a horse? How manly.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married for 29 years (to a man), owned a horse (which I purchased with my own money) for 13 years, father dead for 32 years.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep a talk'n like that. Your already what's left over after she feeds her little pony.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the women who spend their hard-earned money on their horses.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because all those single women with jobs and horses just don’t understand how much they’re missing not having a gem like you in their life, right?

    nala simba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had a horse, ha ha, but, I did gave a very big car! Hahaha. Vroom vroom, up yours fella!

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really don't like horses but have a sudden desire to own one

    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy is a wee bit threatened by things larger than him. Bahahahaha!!!

    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. I bought all 5 of my horses with my own goddamn money and my husband seems to think I’m perfectly sane.

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing he's not actually had a GF (with or without a horse). Horse people (male or female) are, in my experience, some of the most wonderful people on the planet. Yes we love our horse(s) but that only means that we don't have space in our stupid a&$eholes like this guy in our lives

    Tamara Kroonen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, like we come second after your car, band, football and beer.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right about one thing - a good horse is always a better option than a stupid demanding man.

    Andrea Paternioner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, ahorse is a better pal for sure than this "wife-material" guy

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get me a girlfriend with a horse

    Chaz83
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because no woman has ever bought her own horse. She can legally own one, but only if Daddy pays for it *eye roll

    Leah Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been a girl at least near horses? Almost all girls go crazy to ride one because it's so damn fun to ride a horse

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had horses all my life. My husband of 40 years is jealous of my stallion, but for a totally different reason.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or women who have a horse just like to go riding every once in a while and it has no bearing on their ability to be a wife.

    Juniper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet, I want a horse now! If it'll keep guys like that away I mean...

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to a southern woman and see what happens lol

    fire bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three daughters. I am now going to save every penny I can so I can buy them each their own horse... just to keep idiots like this away from them.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm... I know a few horse owners and apart from the daddy's wallet thing, that is not entirely untrue. Men often come and go, but horses stay for decades.

    Bean flavored Fujioshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if girls that have a horse aren't "Wife material" ^^ they are most likely queen material (just ride the horse into the sunset ^^)

    Andrew Sadler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it's a fact actually" I suspect this person may be 12 years old.

    Rowan Rychel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my best friend has a horse she perfectly sane and you need afucking life

    Joanna Blake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a woman was willing to make time for you as well as her horse she is definitely a keeper! If she doesn't that just means your not a keeper...

    Iffydust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick Quick everyone lets gather our forces and get every femalea horse to keep creeps away!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this poster is delusional AF and needs mental evaluation

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife bought both her ponies with her own money that she saved up (She works in retail, so you can imagine how long that took), She also paid for fencing off 2 new paddocks. Her daddy's wallet is empty, but she wouldn't accept a penny from him even if he offered because she a grown woman. Our animals often seem to be a priority, but that's because they rely on us to provide for them, and we expect grown-ups to be able to look after themselves.

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike mens hobbies. My mum was a golf widow, basically raised us on her own, and my own dear hubbie spends an eye popping amount of money and time on photography. There is always a new lense or geegaw he must have! He is very good at it, I have to admit.

    AyrinCharles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he got the "stupid demands" part right

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are definitely nowhere after all that. NOWHERE.

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know nothing about horses, but I'm gonna go buy one so I never qualify as "wife material".

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like he has been molested by a horse in the past.

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Elisa-Allin-666 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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