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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

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So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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Is There A Source For Women?

Is There A Source For Women?

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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Ideal Wife Criteria

Ideal Wife Criteria

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This type of stuff is from the world of MRAs/Incels/PUAs/MGTOWs. I particularly recognise their focus on coloured hair. Unfortunately this isn't funny, they egg each other on to acts of violence and are forever preying on young men/teenagers that are looking for answers when their first relationship breaks up or they can't get one off the ground.

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Becklass
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obese - People come in many beautiful shapes and sizes. Coloured hair - Enjoys a change, is an individual. Tattoos - See hair answer. Often smirks - Because they are a human. Droopy eyes - Due to being so tired of your s**t.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whereas this fellow has saved us the time by sending this single message. Very concise way of warning us all he is toxic :) considerate

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Flora Mclellan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is his dream woman Edvard Munch's "Scream"? Skinny, wide-eyed, no colored hair (since she doesn't have hair at all) and a face that never smiles.

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Kelli from Fitness Blender
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever die my hair a different color it will be because I like how it looks, not because I'm seeking attention.

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Christina Schulte
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So we need to be skinny, grey haired, humourless, hyperactive people to be attractive to this guy.

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Something
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's bad news for people who are skinny, grey haired, humourless, and hyperactive.

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Verena Gitterle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband, watch out for these visual red flags: -Obese (no self-respect) -Coloured hair (attention seeking) Tattoos (spiritual corruption) Often smirks (arrogant) Droopy eyes (drug user/manic) Each tells a story.

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Yegramma
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When looking for a husband, red flags include this guy.

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ScarlettofHydraIsland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband, watch out for these red flags: Posts s**t like this.

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Iggy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's enough to make one's ovaries throw themselves on mousetraps.

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Freya the Wanderer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband, watch out for this red flag: Makes snap judgments about women due to their appearance

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Purr·maid
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch out for assholes like this who's obviously controlling and egotistical.

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Rissie
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That arrogance thing is true. When encountering someone with these moral values it is hard to smile properly as a lady. Now let my fat ass be the sight you see as I walk on bye bye.

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Monic Krugell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I guess you consider your beer bellied, foul smelling, lazy and ignorant self as an amazing catch to all women???

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Angela B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm. Obviously each sentence tells a story as to how much of a dumbass this individual is.

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Ece Cenker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have none of those and this guy could not handle my story.

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coloured hair (probably easy going and fun), Tattoos (culturally open), Often smirks (has a sense of humour), Droopy eyes (probably a bit tired)

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TexasPK
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, this just has to be a joke. OMG! Who raised these "men"?? We didn't raise our son to believe any such thing. We raised him to be respectful and accepting of others. He has grown into a beautiful human being. Not like the original poster slug.

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Iggy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we get gold star stickers for each one we get? I want a gold star!

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Meghna Mohan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He ain't ever getting married! Not because there isn't a perfect woman, but he is the perfect, toxic example of what women don't want to see in their men.

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Marie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least I'm not spiritually corrupt.... wait... That's the only one that could apply!

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Ik haat iedereen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or... hear me out... they might be doing things that make them feel confident and beautiful.

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Kai Scadden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Colored hair- Red-possibly natural unnatural color-she likes this color

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess what is a really huge flag for a husband! You already told your story and it's a massive red flag!

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god i hit all of these and also don't give a $hit because i'm a lesbian

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A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Droopy eyes can also mean insomnia, staying up late to do work, and being a normal person.

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cheryl strickland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What to avoid when looking for a husband Men who are this ridiculously stupid.

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Sara Diogo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When looking for a husband, watch out for this red flag: guy that judges everybody based on their appearance.

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another one
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that get 366 likes? What the f**k is wrong with men?

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Bob Belcher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife has all of these. We've been together for nearly 20 years and I can count on one hand how many times we've been upset with each other. She is literally the best wife and mother ever and gets no respect.

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Rukkia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I think we know someone who will never be married.

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband look for these red flags: Guys who post garbage like this. This guy must want to be single forever.

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Dark Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well then, I'm going to be attention seeking, spiritually corrupt and arrogant as an adult. Deal with it.

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Christopher Bowers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband, watch out for red flags like this self-entitled jackass wrote. Hope he has explosive diarrhea in a public place. What he deserves for his crapy behavior.

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Holly Freeman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am at least three of those, yet my fiancé took the challenge 🤣

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Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ummmmmmmmmmm I have blue hair, because I like the color, and my eyes are droopy due to me watching too much Macgyver at night

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WholesomeArmyweeb
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Da fuq- BRO- well Ig I am happy to be lesbian- tell me this a joke. I guess I am a manic drug abuser cuz I don’t sleep til TWO AM

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to this, I am an attention-seeking, spiritually corrupt (another one got done on Monday), and arrogant. Neat!

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•LeXi•
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kioh81, its people that are miserable and just is so f****n stupid that they are showing how unintelligent they are.

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I'm an attention seeking, spiritually corrupted drug user/manic! I feel fine though.

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Ceredwyn Ealanta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An excellent list of characteristics that one could develop as a form of self defence.

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Shrishti Chouhan
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have droopy eyes and can safely say that I'm no drug addict or maniac.

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Aria Storm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ORRR Obese- fine with her weight colured hair-fun personality tattoos-memories often smirks- good sense of humor droopy eyes- works hard

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obese - might be a very good cook. Colored hair - vivid imagination. Tattoos - again, vivid imagination. Often smirks - again, vivid imagination. Droopy eyes - just genetics.

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Bill Karp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same could be said looking for men, there's your equality !

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obese - an excellent cook, Colored hair - vivid imagination, Tattoos - vivid imagination again, Often smirks - again, vivid imagination, Droopy eyes - sleepy, perhaps you ought to cook now and then. Different people - different stories.

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MIA J RODRIGUEZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By hair is split dyed my natural hair color (Black) And dark red...I just like it @-@

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Olivia Daugherty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I color my hair and want a tattoo I'll do it if want no matter what sexist single men say

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Kai Scadden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obese- needs help and someone to care about her so she doesn't have an eating disorder. Tattoos- she wanted tattoos Droopy eyes-probably depressed

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AngelWings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-obese (ppl come in different sizes doesnt effect personality) - hair (ppl like different styles) -tattoos (see hair) -smirks (they have a sense of humor -droopy eyes (tired/depression)

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a Minecraft girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I colored by hair because I want too? And what if I look tired because I am tired because I have insomnia?

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Tammy Gundaker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well s**t, I’m obese, tried everything but nothing works. I color my hair, I love the bright, HIDDEN colors. I have tattoos, because I love the colors… I smirk because I’m still amused at other peoples idiocy. I have droopy eyes because I work mid i and deal with stupid people like the OP.

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Deborah Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have pink hair, tattoos and piercings, looks like I'm safe from this clown.

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Mia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro I have droopy eyes just cuz I'm tired of yo bullcrap that's all :/

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Tara B.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, the middle three apply to me, and my story is I’m effing awesome. Bite me. 😂

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backatya
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true except for tattoos it should be wanna be bad ass

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Bonnie Edwards
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the same guy as the pants comment? I guess, in some circumstances he isn't wrong - just completely rude and generalizing the whole female population.

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Carmen Honacker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA! So, let me see if I get this straight? I'm an attention seeking, spiritual corrupted, arrogant b***?! Hm, I guess my fiance would disagree, but they, I'm glad he figured this out, LOL

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahaha!!! Each... sure Buddy! I guess your look for a wife doesn’t and never has, includes love, kindness, giving spirit! Thankfully, most women would see you coming a mile away and run to the other side of the street!

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Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husbans watch our to tese visual red -flags: Obese (no self respect) coloures hair (attention seeking) Tattoos (spiritiual corruption AND no self respect AND attention seeking. Often smirks -- well nuff said said, self-satisfied bastard. Droopy eyes -- Bad genes. Pimples -- too young Long hair -- dorky Short -- hair creep Expensive car -- in debt and unreliable Bleached hair -- I ask you! only loves himself Drops his aitches - beyond the pale Disapproving mother -- run, don't stop' Already marries -- another run don't stop/ Old as Methuselah and Rich as Croesus -- why wait! And keep him alive for long enough to change his will

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Hollie Marie
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I seek attention and an spirituality corrupted, ok good to know. At 20 years of age I learnt something new about myself from a complete stranger on the internet

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Mae Mosse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad I never want to get married then 🤪😆 because obviously I must have a flashing warning sign rather than just flags.

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Kim Bush
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's almost sad that so many people use this to justify why they are alone and unhappy.

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Ellen Frank
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When considering a husband, watch out for red flags like this post.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obese, Try has kids and a husband. Coloured Hair, Try, don't want to see the grey. Tattoo's. Art lover. Fu@k you and your Spiritual Corruption.. Often Smirks, Try, Has a warped sense of humour around Di@kheads. Droopy eyes. Try, Raising kids, keeping house, working 5 days a week, not getting to be before 11 pm and being awake at about 4 am. Sounds like you are the only Drug Using attention seeking maniac.

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Baali Venomax
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read somewhere that some idiot thought the coloured hair was a warning that said: I'm toxic, and men translated that as: A sign to keep away : but then the person responded with actually no: in nature the bright colour is there to make predators THINK you're toxic so if it wards you away, its working :)

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really, your judgment of neutral/irrelevant phenomenon as being "bad" is what tells the story. About you.

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Xan Maranya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck on finding a woman there isn't something 'wrong' with.

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DetongLhamo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually “When SEARCHING for a wife” is the first sign of ignorance. Sounds like this nicely thinks you can buy one at Walmart.

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Mickie Shea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, colored hair has been in for decades. Tats are popular and your comments incite a story about you. Don't usually be this mean, just, so sad.

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Quinn Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Waaaah! An overweight woman with dyed hair told me I'm being a d**k and now my tiny pp got small. How do I feel like a man again? I know! I'll undercut women so I can feel powerful, that'll teach them except not because it just proves them right................................."

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Elaine Mattingly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you want a skinny, any color hair shy unnoticeable girl without tattoes or scars that being spiritual probably doesn't use foul language, blesses her meals and prays she will somehow live up to your standards and would never smirk while reading your list of request and stares at you in wide eyed amazement. Right?

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo this could only possibly apply to women huh. Where’s the “Random irrelevant judgements for humans who don’t like you” handbook sold, exactly?

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Mamita
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When searching for a husband, watch out for these visual red flags: - muscular (self obsessed) - short hair (feminity phobic) - tall (arrogant) - often smirks (narcissist) - condescending eyes ( patriarchal) Each tells a story.

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Gabrielle Causey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So my cross tattoo that reminds me to think of God means I'm...spiritually corrupt. Well dangit.

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Penny Fan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my story is "I'd jump off a cliff before I even shared a room with you, you creep"

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Florence Burns
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I color my hair just because I like it. If I get attention or not doesn't matter to me. I also have a a matching tattoo with my two sisters for our sisterly bond.

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sylvanticx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

obese: different body shape (with some exceptions. you aren't naturally 400lbs, there's something else going on there) coloured hair: thinks it looks cool tattoos: likes how they look often smirks: generally happy person droopy eyes: tired

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Debbie Lavender
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to laugh at s**t like this or you’ll die. OFTEN SMIRKS.

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apart from obese, the other 4 are some of the reasons I fell in love with my wife in the first place.

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Claudia Mertens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. Better tell my husband that we should get divorced because I’ve got 4/5 🤪

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Virgil Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this makes me so mad! i want to punch somebody in the face after reading this!

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Colleen Garland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are the men's visual red flags? The small "outie" they have? I've been married 49 yrs, We are flawed but we are happy.

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Denise Melek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should gain weight to be sure to get all points and keep that creep away from me :D

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Rae Reyn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I scored a 3! attention seeking, spiritual corruption, and arrogant....which, he's not wrong, but still hurts. lol

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Maddie Star ⭐
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that was me when I started dating my now husband, % foot size 16, bright pink hair, tattoo on my shoulder, shy smile (smirk) and working three jobs plus collage (droopy - tired eyes) thankfully my husband wasn't a twat like this guy

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Melanie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hair and tattoos are choices, and u should never never shame someone for their choices, and the first and last can be FREAKING MEDICAL YOU ABSOLUTE A HOLE

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Lisa Mcateer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a bipolar that regularly experiences manic episodes. That last one was like a punch to the gut. Being manic is a result of a genetic condition. Totally outwith my control and how DARE anyone judge me on it.

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Paul Aguilera
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love color hair though. tats have gotta be in moderation. nothing about gangs or ex's names, those are just dumb choices

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The weird one!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all of those that that person said are dumb but droopy eyes even dumber like so what

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Wolfowl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay to be fat and it's dandy to be tired. It's good to smile and wonderous to express yourself.

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Shadow4523
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHEM comment on droopy eyes, i think its the complete oposite cuz she would be a hard worker to get up early and work and not get enough sleep

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CatWoman312
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Luckily for me aside from being married I’m all of these so he’ll stay clear of me 😆 (and my droopy eyes comes from lack of sleep)

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Casey McAlister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm spiritually corrupted, but I have no tattoos. When did it go wrong?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I AM SO SORRY SOME MEN ARE OBESE TOO AND YALL AINT YELLING AT THEM!

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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Wow, And I Never Even Knew

Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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No Chili For You

No Chili For You

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Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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Stephanie Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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This Raises So Many Questions

This Raises So Many Questions

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Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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Yikes

Yikes

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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lunar eclipse
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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#20

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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#21

Guess I’m Brainwashed

Guess I’m Brainwashed

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#22

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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Happy_Pandalover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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#23

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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#24

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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#25

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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#27

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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"This Tweet Is From 1834"

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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#30

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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Protect Her From Overthinking...?

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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Because All Girls Spend All The Money

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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#35

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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#36

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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Cheri Aline Sydney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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#39

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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