“Love thy neighbor” sounds lovely. On paper. But it’s an extremely hard idea to follow when your neighbors act like weirdos that can’t help but get up all in your business.

Drama between folks living next to one another can (and does) arise over pretty much anything and everything. Christmas lights that are up too early. Tomato plants that some confuse with pot plants. And who can forget the classics like getting angry that your neighbors don’t mow their lawn as often as you do?

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter page does what it says on the tin and collects the most off-the-hook examples of neighborhood weirdness from the ‘Nextdoor’ app that’s meant to be a place for neighborly concerns, updates, and complaints. Check out some of the hilarious posts below and don’t forget to let us know which ones you liked best.

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zims
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6 months ago

Bwahahahahaha

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Samantha Lomb
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6 months ago

oh that is savage!

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BusLady
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6 months ago

George might just tun out to be a Georgia. Then you'll have a whole family of nightly visitors.

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Jenn Takahashi from California is the mastermind behind the entire wholesome and lighthearted project. Her efforts since 2017 have amassed her a whopping 422k ardent supporters on Twitter, 57.8k fanatical fans on Instagram, and over 29k followers on Facebook.

What started with tweeting out posts shared with Jenn by her friends eventually snowballed into a huge community that sends in funny ‘Nextdoor’ tips.

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter account is quite the celebrity-attractor on the net—it’s drawn in some big names from all around, according to SFGate. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, model Chrissy Teigen, and actors Angela Kinsey and Rainn Wilson are just some of her more notable followers. And who can blame them? Stars have neighbors, too.

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Monika Rhodes
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6 months ago

I hope grandma killed it.

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Danieletc
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6 months ago

I'd write "99.7% COCAINE" on the sugar bag while I nuke some popcorn and prepare to watch what happens next.

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WilvanderHeijden
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6 months ago

If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.

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For the founder of ‘Best of Nextdoor,’ the project isn’t about the cash—it’s about the laughs. Or rather, sharing them with as many people as she can. She greatly enjoys making people’s day better and welcomes all of the positive feedback. So if you enjoyed her content, be sure to drop her a line and say ‘hi.’

Last year, Jenn would get around 50 submissions to look through each day and would narrow those down to the very best. Her rule of thumb is to look for peculiar stories that have funny and lighthearted elements to them. Anything that borders too much on the gritty side of realism is out of the question.

"I don't post anything that puts a damper on your day,” she told SFGate’s Amy Graff. Now that’s the kind of philosophy that Bored Panda can fully support.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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6 months ago (edited)

To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.

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LuckyL
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6 months ago

This is so funny 😄😄😄

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Danieletc
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6 months ago

Gus worked his way up from the balls. Good Gus! Goooood Booooooooi!

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Jihana
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6 months ago

I like Bob.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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6 months ago (edited)

Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.

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Ms.M.
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6 months ago

Streaker!!!

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Leo Domitrix
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6 months ago

In 2020, trying to get to the end of the year is not a crime.

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King Joffrey
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6 months ago

It's a ZEb, the well-known designer drug.

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Yili Lai
Community Member
6 months ago

Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...

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Monika Soffronow
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6 months ago (edited)

Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.

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Vic
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6 months ago

Of course not! Call the cops, and make sure the flower it tried as an adult..

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

Oh wow. It's like a living stereotype

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Lexibeast
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6 months ago

Sounds fair to me.

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Samantha Lomb
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6 months ago

It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.

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Jihana
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6 months ago

yupp...crazy woman alright

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Jihana
Community Member
6 months ago

Apply water to the burn

Tiger Pearl
Community Member
6 months ago

Nah, water won’t help, she needs an ambulance to take her to the closest hospital with a burn unit!

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BusLady
Community Member
6 months ago

OMG, in a town near me, a one year old child died after being shot in the head. A nine year old was taken to the hospital with injuries. There were 4 children home alone, no adults. What a tragic story. They left a loaded gun that children had access to.

Bender Bending Rodríguez
Community Member
6 months ago

I bet the gun is owned legally by a "good guy" or "good gal".

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
6 months ago

In our Publix parking lot YESTERDAY a little boy and sister were left in the car while mom went shopping. The little boy shot himself in the leg! Why were they left alone with a loaded gun??? He is ok, but it never should have happened. The mother should be charged.

Peter Bear
Community Member
6 months ago

The Second Amendment, properly applied, prohibits the Second Amendment. Because according to the literal original wording, it only applies to members of well-ordered militia essential to the common defense. Which, since we have a standing army now, means the standing army. If you aren't active duty military, it does not apply to you. Sorry, but that's how language works, especially for Constitutional Originalists.

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
6 months ago

I need to carry a gun to do what in civilized countries the police does...

James Woody
Community Member
6 months ago

Just shows the need to abolish/obliterate the 2nd amendment, which was necessary when we lived out on the open plains without a major police force, surrounded by bears and perhaps some hostile Indians. WTF do you need a gun for now??? Just to kill innocent people or, perhaps have one of your children accidentally kill themself or you after playing around with it?

Bored_Eliana
Community Member
6 months ago

Wait am I an idiot or does she mean a second amendment to the constitution. Because there are already a lot more than 2.

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
6 months ago

Burn, but not an argument pro/contra guns --- so it's just aggravating each other, not giving any arguments or at least just disagreeing.

Ty Stratton-Quirk
Community Member
6 months ago

Plot twist: Clifton is her older brother.

Philly Bob Squires
Community Member
6 months ago

Ouch! That stung!

Fiercepelt
Community Member
6 months ago

Need some ice for that burn?

elfin
Community Member
6 months ago

So if one of your children dies from a gunshot wound at least it will be from the family gun.

Mickie Shea
Community Member
6 months ago

Depends on how old you are. Young or old is a personal perception.

Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
6 months ago

Yes, but Rachel/Karen, what if your neighbor has a cannon?

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
6 months ago

Your "protection" is 40% more likely to injure a member of your beautiful family than an intruder.

Serena R.
Community Member
6 months ago

Whoah, so that’s where the smoke was coming from lol

Nicole Cabrera
Community Member
6 months ago

Wow, that was just mean.

RATSMACKER
Community Member
6 months ago

AHAH

Pat Reagan
Community Member
6 months ago

Clifton with the 3 pointer !!!

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
6 months ago

Or your family beautiful.

Brenda Couvee
Community Member
6 months ago

Savage

Sue Knerl
Community Member
6 months ago

Ouch!

Tiger Lily
Community Member
6 months ago

Might be considered young if she works in a nursing home....or knows that old lady's mom from Spongebob...

Andrea Hall
Community Member
6 months ago

Aw snap!

Helena Tomé
Community Member
6 months ago

Hahaha

Patty Leaton
Community Member
6 months ago

ha ha sad

Downunderdude
Community Member
6 months ago

Ouch. Harsh but entirely reasonable. Oh, and BTW, your family's ugly. Just like you, Rach old girl.

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
6 months ago

*passes the aloe*

Miss Cellania
Community Member
6 months ago

...and then she shot him.

Leo Domitrix
Community Member
6 months ago

Scorched!

Seabeast
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6 months ago

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Also, your kids are actually kind of ugly... just saying.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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6 months ago

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I wouldn’t consider her family beautiful either.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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6 months ago (edited)

Not just that, bread isn’t the best thing to be feeding birds anyway.

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Lis Daglish
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6 months ago

Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.

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Vic
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6 months ago

Maybe the pumpkin was being a d**k..

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zims
Community Member
6 months ago

I would be weirded out if a relative had waiters at the family dinner. What, we're suddenly too good to walk our own dishes to the sink? And who wants a stranger hanging around while you eat and dish up family gossip?

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Jihana
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6 months ago

What is he talking about? I love to sit on my porch and watch coyotes kill children. I just wished said children would not scream so loud...

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Lis Daglish
Community Member
6 months ago

Aw bless,

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
6 months ago

How does one "lose" that outside?

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Vic
Community Member
6 months ago

I you John.. I feel you.. (not literally though..)

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