I’ve Been In The Music Business For 30 Years, So I Made These 111 Comics Based On My Adventures

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I have a trombone

It was the band contest in my HS and our dumbass principal couldn't believe that the drums had to be tuned, he thought the two drummers doing it were just "making noise". Thankfully we had a marvelous musical director that always stood for us.

It's better than getting the drum set and when training always being told to stop being it's too loud. My drum set was basically for decoration and 4 years later when I got rid of them because my family would never let me train, everyone was shocked that "I threw away a Christmas present"!

Yes, indeed, it can happen, but not during the recording, if the engineer is a pro...

A very clever ideea! It's not a secret, many new albums are mixed to sound good on cell phones / earbuds, not on big and expensive stereo HiFi systems.

Alex Van Halen in the 80s

I love the bean bodies lol

Picks and fingers.

Or you have a list of about 20 names and none of them can score a majority vote.

so ur telling me that i came all the way up here spet my life savings and now I cant seven fly home

Drummers are more important than you think! If I fail a guitar solo during a gig, very few in the audience will notice; if the drummer fails, all the band fails!

We do that to protect ourselves from the rest of the band ...

A guitarist can do this with the LP bridge or the Strat whammy bar.

Look out, look out, the Candyman Here he comes and he's gone again Pretty lady ain't got no friend Till the Candyman comes around again

Yes, of course! 1 drummer per 10000 guitarists!

Doomer.. lol

**cough**

Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord But you're gonna have to serve somebody

Been trying to find that for 20 years. The damn thing always shakes loose and never clamps right.

Exposure... starvation... po-TAY-toe... po-TAH-toe...

Patchouli

Our guitarist had a twenty year old little mutt named Sam. Sam was adorable but deaf as a post. His favorite thing was to lay in the kick drum during practice and let the pounding vibrations lull him to sleep.

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I got silence on my radio Let the air waves flow Let the air waves flow

So true

Chorus is OK, but remember: "less is more"!

Lol, done this before

The faster you can pick it, the better it sounds.

It would be so cool to have a sticker or two on my car, but ... yeah ... bags of drums on the back seat become much more obvious when advertised.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless ...

don't call me daughter.

true dat

She's so Heavy Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy

The best mike! Maybe better than 58. I use 'em for the guitar cab and for the lead vocals!

now what you hear is not a test

loded diper

let down and hanging around

Agreed. I think this cartoon is about keyboardists straying in to bassist territory

trouble ahead trouble behind

I heard (had) this dialogue at every rehearsal...

Ouch.

Hypocrisy at its best

dead head

She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine B-B-B-Billy and the Jets

Well I got no chance of losin' this time

Enthusiasm. Anticipation.

WHY NOT? ....but not now....

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? ... A pizza can feed a family of four.

Standing on a tower World at my command You just keep a turning While I'm playing in the band

And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

would you hear my voice come through the music