
Woman Who Has Tried 5 Puppies Says Every Single One ‘Failed’, And People Can See Why After She Posts Her Delusional Requirements
Owning a dog is a big responsibility that requires time, money, and energy. Not only do you have to provide for their basic needs such as food, toys, and exercise, but also veterinary care, grooming, and training. Understanding the specifics of the breed you are considering, as well as the general needs of all dogs, will ensure that you are able to provide the animal with the best possible life. But sadly, it’s just too much to ask from some people.
Last week, Reddit user Tozz– submitted a post to the platform’s community ‘Choosing Beggars.’ In it, there’s a screenshot of a message that one woman has sent to, most probably, a French bulldog breeder with a list of requests for a puppy that screams “I have no idea how to look after them.”
Continue scrolling to get a glimpse of her outrageous ignorance and be sure to also check out the conversation we had on the topic with dog behaviorist and author Nigel Reed, also known as The Dog Guardian.
This woman wants to get a French bulldog for herself and her toddler
Image source: Graham Holtshausen (not the actual photo)
But her understanding of dog care shows that she should not be allowed anywhere near one
Image source: Kha Ruxury (not the actual photo)
Image source: Toz–
There are plenty of reasons why this woman may have chosen the French bulldog. With its large bat ears and even disposition, it is one of the world’s most popular small-dog breeds, especially among city dwellers. The Frenchie is playful, alert, and quite adaptable. It’s also affectionate; a natural charmer.
Dogs of few words, Frenchies don’t bark that much but their alertness makes them good watchdogs. They happily adapt to life with singles, couples, or families, and do not require a lot of outdoor exercise. They get on well with other animals and enjoy making new friends of the human variety too.
It’s also normal that she wanted a young one. “When you purchase a puppy, as opposed to a dog, it is easier to mold their behavior,” Nigel Reed aka The Dog Guardian, who has been working with canines for over 15 years, told Bored Panda. “A puppy is less likely to come with behavioral issues. However, if you get a fully grown dog you have a much clearer picture of what they are like in regard to temperament.”
However, the woman doesn’t really comprehend what a 10-week-old puppy is going through; it may still get suddenly frightened of new people, animals, objects, or situations.
A 10-week-old puppy is learning as much as it can about its surroundings. It is eager to discover the world and will want to explore with its senses of sight, hearing, smelling, and tasting. What it wants least is spending 24/7 on complex tolerance training.
Anything it can chew on, swallow, fall in or get stuck in, it will if its owner doesn’t provide a safe environment and supervise it at all times.
“Puppies are usually sold between 8-12 weeks,” The Dog Guardian said. “At this age, they will require much sleep and attention. Toilet training is a laborious task at this point which can frustrate the calmest individual. A week after their 2nd jab you can take them out of home for brief moments.”
And while you might find a debate on the importance of dog vaccines on social media, any qualified veterinary professional will tell you that puppies absolutely need them. They should get their initial shots, and then booster injections throughout their lifespan to ensure they stay protected.
Vaccinations are effective at keeping puppies and adult dogs protected against a range of infectious diseases, some of which – like leptospirosis and infectious canine hepatitis – can be fatal.
The Dog Guardian said you would be absolutely right to spend time selecting the most suitable dog for your family. But that’s just half of the job. “The other part of the equation for a happy partnership is you, what you expose your dog to, your demeanor and knowledge, etc.” he explained. “It astounds me that entitled people have a long list of unreasonable demands for a puppy, thinking it is automatically going to fit in with every situation and fulfill every desire. The work is on the owner to create a healthy bond with their dog by providing for its needs and nurturing them with care.”
It’s sad that people like this woman are still out there, thinking they know best and inventing their own dog care rules, at least they’re in the absolute minority, as was demonstrated by the amount of shaming this screenshot has received on Reddit.
the woman says "lighter colored eyes are a sign of satan" and everyone is like "yeah, she wants it trained at 10 weeks? what a crazy person!" lol wtf
Sometimes you have to focus on the more rational parts of the crazy for your own sanity.
She must not be aware that dark colored eyes are the spawn of Satan. LMAO
Can confirm. Source: my dark brown eyes
Ok, cool.
As a blue eyed person, I too can confirm 😂
Absolutely. Satan is most often depicted as having black eyes. She’s confusing Satan with Pitbulls who often have light coloured eyes but are beautiful, loyal and protective creatures if raised by decent people who love them as a valued family member. They got their reputation from being bought as status symbols by bad people who treated them badly to instill fear in others. They are the ones who should be put down if their dog attacks someone because the dog is only doing what they trained it to do. Sorry for the rant but I feel really strongly about this having never owned a vicious dog because I treat them right.
Unrealistic expectations are a sign of Satan!
I have blue eyes, so am I too the spawn of Satan or does it only apply to dogs? Hahaha what a loon.
Yah my first thought was „ uhh the eye satan thing is that only for dogs orrrr….”. >.<
I would be willing to bet this was a posting from a troll.
I hope its a troll but some people are just so rediculous and over the top with demands that it migh be real.
I have green eyes so I guess I better ask my parents if Satan is my biological father.
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My thoughts exactly! Hahaha! People trying are so funny
If these are the expectations for the dog, I also wonder what on earth she puts the child through
Any bets on her having a gray/white/beige color scheme because colors cause adhd?
her child won't catch adhd or "the gay", she wouldn't allow it
Catch adhd or “the gay”. I don’t know what is wrong with me but that is one of the funniest things I have read in so long. Thank you for this. Legend.
I've seen 'rainbows cause gayness' before but not adhd
Nah, it would just clash with the Instagram mom aesthetic.
Well, her highly intelligent 2 year old was probably fully potty trained at 10 months, and forming complete sentences at about the same time. She is perfectly dressed in pretty clothes that are never allowed to get wrinkled or have food smears on them. Look for her on Insta - guaranteed she's on there
Slept a solid 12 hours a night from birth? Probably prefers art galleries to soft play too
My kid was using sentences before she was 2 and slept through almost every night for 11 hours from 2 weeks old. I still wouldn’t have used her as an excuse to get rid of 5 puppies at age 2 because only stupid people buy dogs for 2 year olds.
It is my sincere hope that this woman or her kid never go near another dog for as long as they live. Sign of Satan? Look in the mirror, Karen.
I get that OP is crazy, but her kid is 2. She still has a chance to not be crazy.
The odds though, are…not good.
Not with that thing raising her. She’s already drinking the Kool-Aid.
Only if the kid is taken away from mom.
If Satan raises her she's set for life in today's society. But Karen?
That's offensive. To "Satan".
the woman says "lighter colored eyes are a sign of satan" and everyone is like "yeah, she wants it trained at 10 weeks? what a crazy person!" lol wtf
Sometimes you have to focus on the more rational parts of the crazy for your own sanity.
She must not be aware that dark colored eyes are the spawn of Satan. LMAO
Can confirm. Source: my dark brown eyes
Ok, cool.
As a blue eyed person, I too can confirm 😂
Absolutely. Satan is most often depicted as having black eyes. She’s confusing Satan with Pitbulls who often have light coloured eyes but are beautiful, loyal and protective creatures if raised by decent people who love them as a valued family member. They got their reputation from being bought as status symbols by bad people who treated them badly to instill fear in others. They are the ones who should be put down if their dog attacks someone because the dog is only doing what they trained it to do. Sorry for the rant but I feel really strongly about this having never owned a vicious dog because I treat them right.
Unrealistic expectations are a sign of Satan!
I have blue eyes, so am I too the spawn of Satan or does it only apply to dogs? Hahaha what a loon.
Yah my first thought was „ uhh the eye satan thing is that only for dogs orrrr….”. >.<
I would be willing to bet this was a posting from a troll.
I hope its a troll but some people are just so rediculous and over the top with demands that it migh be real.
I have green eyes so I guess I better ask my parents if Satan is my biological father.
This comment has been deleted.
My thoughts exactly! Hahaha! People trying are so funny
If these are the expectations for the dog, I also wonder what on earth she puts the child through
Any bets on her having a gray/white/beige color scheme because colors cause adhd?
her child won't catch adhd or "the gay", she wouldn't allow it
Catch adhd or “the gay”. I don’t know what is wrong with me but that is one of the funniest things I have read in so long. Thank you for this. Legend.
I've seen 'rainbows cause gayness' before but not adhd
Nah, it would just clash with the Instagram mom aesthetic.
Well, her highly intelligent 2 year old was probably fully potty trained at 10 months, and forming complete sentences at about the same time. She is perfectly dressed in pretty clothes that are never allowed to get wrinkled or have food smears on them. Look for her on Insta - guaranteed she's on there
Slept a solid 12 hours a night from birth? Probably prefers art galleries to soft play too
My kid was using sentences before she was 2 and slept through almost every night for 11 hours from 2 weeks old. I still wouldn’t have used her as an excuse to get rid of 5 puppies at age 2 because only stupid people buy dogs for 2 year olds.
It is my sincere hope that this woman or her kid never go near another dog for as long as they live. Sign of Satan? Look in the mirror, Karen.
I get that OP is crazy, but her kid is 2. She still has a chance to not be crazy.
The odds though, are…not good.
Not with that thing raising her. She’s already drinking the Kool-Aid.
Only if the kid is taken away from mom.
If Satan raises her she's set for life in today's society. But Karen?
That's offensive. To "Satan".