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When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!

Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.

Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.

Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.

More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)

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Askhole

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Bedgasm

Bedgasm

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Textpectation

Textpectation

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IreneEder
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you call the feeling of gratification you get when someone responds to your text?

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Chairdrobe

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HeronFeather
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?

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Cellfish

Cellfish

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Nonversation

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Destinesia

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JoshuaRangel
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!

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Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy

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LauraBridges
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!

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Hiberdating

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MartinaVeselá
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.

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Unkeyboardinated

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Afterclap

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RobertFraser
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.

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Nomonym

Nomonym

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#33 - Irrightional

#33 - Irrightional

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#26

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

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JackRawlinson
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.

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Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

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Typerventilating

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never before in the history of mankind have so many been so aware of the typerventilating histrionics of one single man

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Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

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Chiptease

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Unbarrassed

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SusannaVesna
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Un" usually stands for "non", "negative". So this should mean "acting/being not embarrassed in a very embarrassing situation"..

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Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

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Onlineness

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David Vera
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or already lonely after loosing someone or something through conditions beyond your control.

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Masturwait

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Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

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Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

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#42

Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

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Stupitch

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#57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

#57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

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Factivist

Factivist

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#48

Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

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LaudTeco
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Punsize (v) refers to verbalize with occasional or often annoying amounts of puns, being perhaps concise, funny or only self amusing or bore

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Mysteriopgraphy

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Slave-at-home Mom

Slave-at-home Mom

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Play Design

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Wordssesive

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Extralineaphobia

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Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

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CarlaRae
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The definition should be "Suffering from a fear of planned events." Or if you like the definition, the word should be 'Planophile."

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Gaddiction

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Punditritus

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Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

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Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

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