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When you think “cross stitch”, you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of needlepoint art in your grandma’s house that says “Home Sweet Home” (boooooring) or an old-style ugly roses stitched on the pillowcase in her living room...
Well, these are not those types of cross stitches.
I'm the Russian-American designer Katerina Lukashina, working under the name OhWowStitch. I create funny, sassy cross stitch designs, that would look great hanging in your apartment. These badass designs are gonna make you and your guests laugh. Just make sure to hide them when your granny visits!
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Effseven Six 6 years ago
If I had this little gem to look at before I left the house, I'd try harder not to.
Magpie 6 years ago
Wow! If i got a dollar for every day I succeeded .... i'd be able to my my electricity bill.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
I don't know if I can do that, if those ants return they are history.
Eagle Girl 6 years ago
Now if it had the accompaniment of "Innocent" to hold up in court that would be a win
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Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Just relax and tell me all about it. It started when you were little and didn't get that pony for your birthday, didn't it?
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Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Now that you are done, get out there and clean your horse oh wait , I mean house.
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Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
The dilemma is that someone who I feel this way about doesn't deserve any kind of gift from me - particularly one this awesome.
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Stephanie Gwynne Green 6 years ago
This is me right now, but I am also tired of the international ballshit and lies, but arnt you all?! :'-)
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Parmeisan 6 years ago
Ha, and if you squint a little, it doesn't even look blurred :D
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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
witty line in three, two, one.... you are my drug dealer; i cant sleep or function without you, and if i try i mess up. if you're there, i feel perfect
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Stephanie Gwynne Green 6 years ago
Hello to a fellow nerd or geek and stitcher out ther. I super love the Amy pond fig :'-D
Stephanie Gwynne Green 6 years ago
Love the Amy pond fig. Hi to another fellow and stitcher out there lol :-D
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Marianne Contrino 6 years ago
So they have to blur out "bitches" on the embroidery, but not on the cookies?!?! Someone fell down on the job.
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Help Me 6 years ago (edited)
Yep. The kitchen. Where else would you keep the "sugar"? 😂
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What do you think ?
Alice Laughs 6 years ago
"Please don't do coke in the bathroom" I'm crying ⩾‿⩽ This will complement the sign currently in my bathroom: "Please remain seated during the entire performance"
Alice Laughs 6 years ago
"Please don't do coke in the bathroom" I'm crying ⩾‿⩽ This will complement the sign currently in my bathroom: "Please remain seated during the entire performance"
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