50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Mind-Numbing Humor Today

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Should be higher. Most of these so-called generations go through exactly the same stages, feelings and life experiences as did every previous generation, characterised above all else by them firmly asserting and believing that they're the first to feel and act in that way.

I still think y'all are crazy. But I am an introverted night owl with social anxiety, so my idea of a good day is to snuggle up with a good book around 11 and accidentally read until 2-3 am.

Ears too - no coverage for hearing problems.

Only Grans

People who use those outside of their houses are bad people.

During the last 2 weeks I've received about 30 messages about incoming thunderstorms and there was like 1 time when it rained for 2 hours. Where's my thunderstorm, meteorogists? WHERE IS IT???

And the owl regrets nothing

On a flight earlier this year, I waited hours for my late-arriving bag to be delivered to hotel. Eventually gave up, drove back to airport, and went to baggage claim. Long line of people waiting for the office. I stepped over the "rope", found my very distinctive bag, carried it back to my car and left. No one spoke to me or looked at me. Back at the hotel, I continued to "track" my bag and its estimated delivery to me. After a couple of days it simply "disappeared" online. That was Austin TX

Mordor is beautiful this time of year.

Same!

All worship at the altar of Adobe Inc! Amen!

Never gets old

Even "ate her friends' colon sandwhich" is pretty bad. I

Omg yes!

Soulmates 4ever

The illest rhyme of today's bored panda selection

We drove home from vacation in Italy to Austria, and since our small green old Polo has a 30 l gas tank, we stop regularly to fill up. Funny, when you see the same cars and trailers at your next stop again 😅

I'm not even a boomer or anything but I detest streaming services. I don't have any. (But I barely watch TV either so its kind of a pattern I guess)

Wait a dang minuto... Which of you insane people are washing duvet covers with clothes? You change a duvet cover and you have to change the under sheet and pillow cases too.. Surely that's a load right there? I mean... Are you mad or are you mental.

Cannot unsee now.

Understandable.

The memories of the wine trip are a bit patchy and blanc.

Party time at goatchella.

Where I live (MA USA), that would be a bargain.

Mine is more similar to the Little Mermaid. The original, Danish one...

The creator claims that the characters are like actors playing various roles each game. The game sets the stage, the actors fill whatever roles fit them.

So, a goat.

That's John at the bar. He's a friend of mine.

Crumbs in bed? You Monster!... oh... oh right

Legend has it that no dog has ever finished a knock knock joke

If it's really meant to be they will find YOU.

We need to bring this back.... Today is a hurkle-durkle day

If you've ever seen a horse having someone on its back for the first time you'll wonder why some people kept insisting it could be done.

A marine biologist once told me that the first people who dissected a sperm whale were like: "Oh, there is a huge amount of whitish liquid in his head. This must certainly be sperm (what else). What a weird creature to carry their sperm in their head. Anyway..."

I'm usually 10 to 15 miles over but it's still not good enough for the guy in the BMW weaving through traffic doing 90 mph.

Auto crustacean strikes again!

I am in awe

"It's not that I hate people. But why don't we just remove all warning labels everywhere and let nature run it's course?"

And yet, I took my son to the playground when he was about three. I was trying to show him how much fun it was. After a few minutes, I look around and he's sitting on a bench watching the pigeons.

Sorry to hear about your upcoming suicide.

"it was at a funeral"

Hey Google, you spelled "years" wrong

got me laughing out loud and reading it aloud a few times

I have them, they're called eyelids

He looks exactly how he talks

Interesting. The passport photograph provided would be rejected in the UK. You're not allowed to smile. It came as a shock when I saw a South African friend's grinning picture in his passport.

Something out of Rick and Morty

In the old days one would have suggested that the car is a Rover.

And they are all a similar shade of violet-blue.

Jesters were not just "silly little guys" and they did not really wear those colourful costumes either. A lot of their tricks, stories and jokes were contemporary and based on current political events and personalities

It always gets twisted into iteself

You merely adopted the matrix. I was born in it, molded by it...

"it’s fun this road all green and bumpy"

No, no… it’s click add to cart.

Yes. Or watching anyone dating really

True.

British people spell it "diarrhoea" because they've lost control of their vowels.

the IT generation

♫Whoa, Living on Medicare♫

OMG! This is my résumé

And the waiter called them captain ravioli for the rest of the evening...

Sign. Me. The. Fùck. Up

Yeh didn't realise my knees were so chatty, the right one in particular has a lot to say about stairs.

I'M NOT ALONE!

Because Yeshua had short dark hair and not long brown hair.

That’s acute