“Going To Lie On My Resume Forever”: Person Worked Out How They Can Lie On Their Resume To Land Jobs
The way people perceive work has certainly shifted in the past decades. It’s gone from “you can be successful if you hold down an honest job” to “people have to work 3 jobs just to stay afloat.” This is especially true if you consider the rapid growth of the anti-work community and associated movement, especially during the pandemic.
So, it’s no surprise that some people will do whatever it takes to get ahead. For example, this guy inflated his time working at one place from 1 year to 6, so he wouldn’t look like a job hopper.
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If people say cheaters never prosper, how is it that lying during interviews has become a near-necessity?
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The poster took it to antiwork to share what he did to stop looking like a job-hopper to employers
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Once one of his previous workplaces had closed, he inflated the years spent there from 1 to 6, making him look super loyal
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This made him arrive to the logical conclusion that from now on, he will lie his way through interviews and resumes alike
This story is like one of those “This guy has fooled every employer with one simple trick! Find out how!” ads. Except that this trick isn’t as simple as it seems on the face of it.
I mean… unless the workplace is closed because of you, but I feel like you’re already an overachiever if you can single-handedly close down entire companies.
So, the storyteller just magicks 1 year into 6, just like that. Simple. Problem solved. And it works! He’s gotten hired off of this lie and said that he will just put more years into the place if he needs it.
I’m unsure if this bloated employment sandwich won’t cause any issues in the long run, getting the time worked at places confused, but as long as it works for him.
Many, many other people piped up in the comments to share their own stories of resume embellishments.
Some told of how they spend time covering fictitious recommendations for their friends, proving you can say that you have worked any job, as long as you’ve got a friend with a silver tongue. Others directed people to the BeMyReference community, where people play pretend to be references for every single position you’ve ever heard of and some that you probably haven’t.
They also share their own resume hacks which help them cinch positions often and not look like job hoppers at the same time. Some of these include only writing positions and achievements you’re most proud of and removing dates from certain parts of your CV.
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The all-reaching argument in the discussion is that lying in your resume is OK as employers frequently do the same by lying about the pay, the responsibilities, the perks, and many more. Lying in your in-person interview is also highly recommended!
Overall, people seem majorly fed up with a million and one things coming from employers, from not getting back to them after interviews to them expecting you to be loyal and not a “job hopper” while providing nothing of the sort in return.
Although a cursory Google search will tell you “don’t lie on your resume or else you’ll get caught,” a StandOut CV survey found that 55% of Americans lie on them nonetheless.
It’s not tied to any one field, either – everyone lies, in creative fields, in education, and even in healthcare. Nothing is safe from a little embellishment here, a couple of lies there, anything to give you that hair-thin edge over another candidate.
While it may cost you if you get outed, a Redditor in the Career Guidance community outlined the areas where you shouldn’t, could, and always should lie in your resume. Use this at your own discretion!
Degrees, places worked at, recommendations, certifications, and criminal convictions are huge no-nos which could land you in a heap of trouble.
Then you can probably smooth talk about a skill if you can fake it, inflate an accomplishment, an expired certification, or inflate the responsibility you had. These will probably be okay to embellish, depending on your own skills.
Now, they also mention that you should lie about the following all the time: “how much you made at your last job, how passionate you are about customer satisfaction, how important it is to respect your boss, how dedicated and excited you are.” These are things that people inflate all the time, perhaps not even consciously, but because they really do feel like they need the money, maybe not necessarily the job.
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The community shared their own subtle and more obvious tricks to make them look better to recruiters
OP sounds terrible. Cutting some corners on your resumé is one thing, but flat out lying and boasting about it is another. Also, while leaving due to concrete reasons is understandable, "I don't like it when places get too comfortable having me around" is a huge red flag ⛳
Am I the only one who thinks OP is kind of an A*****e? I personally don't see job hopping as something to really brag about. Just shows your lack of commitment and that your willing to go so far for a measly couple of cents extra. As for the lying it's kinda S****y but not particularly unexpected or over horrid. I just feel like this dudes taking these jobs away from other potential employees that would like to have those jobs and be there long term all for his own selfish short term reasons. He doesn't even said if the companies he worked at were all that bad. I'd feel guilty of I was trained to do the job only to quit a year later solely because I don't feel like staying with one company.
I thought his brashness and happy to lie makes him an a hole. No wonder it’s difficult for people like me who are truthful on their resume to get jobs. Mine sounds made up and not plausible except it’s all true.
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This sort of thing is frustrating. Some places are cool with job hoppers. And it might be less frustrating if OP were interested in finding a longer term work place. Instead, they've outright lied about both their history and their intentions. It's a little different than stretching the truth, as it directly relates to current job.
OP sounds terrible. Cutting some corners on your resumé is one thing, but flat out lying and boasting about it is another. Also, while leaving due to concrete reasons is understandable, "I don't like it when places get too comfortable having me around" is a huge red flag ⛳
Am I the only one who thinks OP is kind of an A*****e? I personally don't see job hopping as something to really brag about. Just shows your lack of commitment and that your willing to go so far for a measly couple of cents extra. As for the lying it's kinda S****y but not particularly unexpected or over horrid. I just feel like this dudes taking these jobs away from other potential employees that would like to have those jobs and be there long term all for his own selfish short term reasons. He doesn't even said if the companies he worked at were all that bad. I'd feel guilty of I was trained to do the job only to quit a year later solely because I don't feel like staying with one company.
I thought his brashness and happy to lie makes him an a hole. No wonder it’s difficult for people like me who are truthful on their resume to get jobs. Mine sounds made up and not plausible except it’s all true.
Load More Replies... This sort of thing is frustrating. Some places are cool with job hoppers. And it might be less frustrating if OP were interested in finding a longer term work place. Instead, they've outright lied about both their history and their intentions. It's a little different than stretching the truth, as it directly relates to current job.
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