Icelandic Humor Is As Dark As Their Winters (NSFW)

too real :P

Priorities. He's currently at war with Saturday Night Live and the cast of Hamilton.

There's tyrannic despots all over the world waging wars and oppressing minorities but a new president will going to be the end of the world? Trump is a reactionary shitbag but c'mon, this is stupid as hell.

Literally just closed my pokemon go app. :')

J'espérais que ce serait des extra-terrestres.... Ou des zombies.... Mais on dirait bien que ça va être Trump... Quinous explosera la gueule pendant qu'on cherchera des pokemons...

Not only did the traitorous traitor who ever traitored actually refuse tea in the U.K., he didn't even bother with the English niceties required when refusing the SACRED NATIONAL FARKING BEVERAGE or anything else for that matter. Those niceties begin with "Oh thank you, luv; would adore some tea but doctor's orders, you see. Or some such very gentle, endearingly polite totally lying poppycock. Good thing the guy has no arms, otherwise he'd have probably punched tea lady right in the face just for asking.

So true. Even if a Brit does not want tea, they are far too polite to say no, and so they always want tea. And yet again, they are so polite they still ask.

no THANK YOU

We will not stand for this!

British people be like, "I'm bri ish". That's because they drank all the T.

"F****n banks"

So true, sadly enough. If only more people would stand up against war and environmental issues

The one that says "hi" in the background.

True! If it doesn't directly affect you....?

Oh S**t

whoa

Turns out I really love Icelandic humour 😂

that one guy must be so confused in the pews

that escalated quickly

:o

Dark, but sadly very true again.

way too dark. :(

poignant.

s**t this is dark

So sad

Better book than the original

? He'd still be able to see the shades

This actually happened to me when I worked in a paint shop. A wife sent her color blind husband to pick out a shade of teal for their bathroom. That woman was diabolical.

My autobiography!

HAHAHA

Tinder date.

I like honesty in a man. :P

- Ça fait des heures que je papote à propos de moi, mais et toi?? - Quand est ce qu'on baise?

Accurate.

Aussie foreplay!

Iceland Stewie !

if the cap fits

😉

Woooahh!!!!!

LOL