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50 Clever And Hilarious Bumper Stickers People Snapped On The Road
A car is like an extension of its owner; it can be adorned, bedazzled, and upgraded to look like a futuristic piece of art. If you're a 2000s kid and remember MTV's Pimp My Ride, you know what we're talking about. But sometimes, the only thing you need to do to give your car a little pizzazz is slap a little sticker on it.
In fact, 60% of Americans say they've had a bumper sticker on their car. A witty adhesive on your car's bumper can send all kinds of messages: it can demonstrate allegiance to a fandom, state your political views, or just show off your quirky sense of humor. Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most impressive bumper stickers in one place and we present them to you below!
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#1
Im Getting This Bumper Sticker
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#2
Anyone Know Where To Buy This One?
#3
A Message I Definitely Agree With
#4
True
#5
Giving Information To The Enemy
#7
This Wile E. Coyote Sticker On This Car
#8
This Bumper Sticker I Found On TikTok
Tim Gearing 11 months ago
A work colleague’s retirement plan; buy an old F150 spend AU$20 a day on petrol and drive around just waiting for inconsiderate motorists to cross his path. When he said this, $20 bought a lot of petrol 😂
#9
For Those Who Speak Cat
#10
That's Brilliant
#11
The Perfect Sticker
#12
Fair Warning
Auntriarch 11 months ago (edited)
After having been on a speed awareness course, I was driving away from the lights and wondered why everyone else was sticking to the speed limit like glue, I thought they can't all have recently been nicked for speeding. Then I saw the camera unit van on the overpass.
#13
"What's A Horse?" "I Don't Know."
#14
Where All My Doppler Effect Nerds At?
#15
Oddly Specific Bumper Sticker Seen In The Wild
#16
When Your Car Is More Optimistic Than You Are
Vexed Panda 11 months ago
It's so weird that when the Yellow Submarine Mode light comes on i'm never near water. How will i ever test it out?!
#17
Man I Love Frogs
#18
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In Utah
Fransanchez 11 months ago
That will be sooooo dangerous trying to read all that while driving x
#19
People Are Putting Regret Stickers On The Back Of Their Teslas
#20
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
#21
Jesus Loves You, Nobody Else Does
#22
Spotted A Bumper Sticker In A Parking Lot That Had Me Cracking Up
#23
The Perfect Sticker For Your Inner-Teen
#24
Happens To The Best Of Us
#25
The Perfect Sticker To Tell It Like It Is
#26
Plot Twist: They Don’t Have A Cat
#27
Spotted In A Parking Lot. My New Favorite Bumper Sticker
#28
Best Bumper Sticker I’ve Seen In A While
#30
Let Him Have His Gay Little Car Sticker
#32
The Curse Of Powerful Lips
#33
6 Months In And He Found It. I Put A Sticker Over My Roommates Car Emblem And It Took Him Over 200 Days To Find. Overall He Took The Joke Well
Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago
A guy in town had "Z-71" decals on his F-150 pickup box (ifyk,yk)
#34
This Lady’s Bumper Sticker. I Was Tempted To Get Closer
#35
Cheese
#36
At My Desk, Cracking Up! Funniest Bumper Sticker Ever
Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago (edited)
My wife follows too close. She seemed annoyed when at the NASCAR race, I found a "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting' sticker and applied it without her knowing. Took her a week or so.
#37
At Least The Check Engine Light Isn’t On
#38
Bumper Stickers, Got To Love Them
#39
I Saw This Same Bumper Sticker In Downtown, LA. I Wonder Where This Person Would Travel To, In This Case
#40
Someone Put This On My Truck
Someone put this sticker on my truck while I was at the gym.
#41
That’s Honestly Terrifying
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 11 months ago
This is a meme of a cat saying water in French, went around a couple of years ago :D
#42
Saw This Bumper Sticker This Morning
The Majestic Opossum 11 months ago
If I see one more "baby on board" sticker I'll hurl. They gave them to us in the hospital after each of my kids were born (a $10k bumper sticker here in the states). And I was so sleep deprived and grumpy I almost told the nurse to shove that sticker up her b**t
#43
You Can Grow It Yourself And It Will Be Free
#44
I Stop Not Just Brake
#45
Be Kind. Brake For Bugs
#46
I'm Not One For Car Stickers, But Someone's Gotta Tell Em
#47
Saw The Best Bumper Sticker At Target. Whoever This Was At The Eau Claire Target, You're A Legend
Tim Gearing 11 months ago
Looks like Gale from Waterdeep. That’ll teach him for messing about with Mystra.🧙♂️
#48
Shrimp Is Catchy Saying On A Bumper Sticker On A Car Of A Person Clearly Going Through Something
#49
This Is My New Favorite Bumper Sticker
“Pardon my weird driving, I’m thinking about centipedes (again)”.
#50
Saw The Best Bumper Sticker In The World This Morning
If you’re on here and see this, I salute you. I need this sticker more than you know!
#51
Saw The Post About Bumper Stickers That Make You Laugh Out Loud, Here’s Mine
General Anaesthesia 11 months ago
Ask me about my lobotomy. The surgeon went in and came out empty-handed.
#52
My Getaway Car Suzuki Swift Is Out In The Streets Of Uruguay
#54
This Is The Best Version Of This I’ve Seen
highwaycrossingfrog 11 months ago
But the whole point of 4:33 is that it doesn't have any sounds in it at all
#55
Wife Guy
#56
Does Anyone Have Any Clue What This Bumper Sticker Means?
Pete 11 months ago
From the poem "Wild Geese" by Mary Oliver, and it means you don't have to strive for perfection to be worthy. Instead, you should give yourself permission to love and connect with the simple things that bring you joy and comfort, whether that's a flower, food, a hug, or even just the vastness of the sky.
#58
This Is Wild
#62
Oh She’s About To Be Adding A New Bumper Sticker To Her Car That’s For Sure
#63
If I Ever See This Around Town I Will Slam The Brakes And Let You Merge Immediately
#64
Bumper Stickers In The Wild. This One Made Me Chuckle. Do They Hand These Out? Or Do People Actually Just Print Them Out?
#65
Does It Belong Here?
#67
I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon
#68
Made A Bumper Sticker. Don’t Judge How Dirty My Car Is Right Now. Kinda Hard To Tell In The Pic, But It’s A Galaxy Background
Brain-In-A-Vat 11 months ago
Or as George W . Bush so famously said , "Fool me once, shame on you , fool me twice . . . don't fool me again" .
#69
Emotional Support Bumper Sticker
#71
Artistry Of Highest Order
sofacushionfort 11 months ago
Ironically this car was hit by a driver wearing only a cowboy hat and a jockstrap
#72
Probably The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen
#73
Its A Good Bumper Sticker
#74
One Of The More Random Bumper Stickers I've Seen
#75
New Favorite Bumper Sticker Just Dropped
#76
I Love This! I Want One
Auntriarch 11 months ago
I probably need one that says "it's not road rage, I'm singing along to Flash Gordon"
#77
Never Change Mandurah
#79
What Does This Stand For? This Car Has Been Parked On My Street For Months, And This Bumper Sticker Baffles Me Every Time I Walk By
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The Majestic Opossum 11 months ago
Best one I've seen is a QR code. If you scan it, it's a Rick Roll 😂
Philly Bob 11 months ago
I actually have a T-Shirt that has the same QR Code. When you scan it, you get rick-rolled.
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Jackie Lulu 11 months ago
Best one I've ever seen: "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time."
Lady Eowyn 11 months ago
I have a bumper sticker that says "make bacon not war." This is a photo of an old heap I drove in the 80s. 1985-silve...619a5e.jpg 
Mike F 11 months ago
I loved Granadas, but the engines had a very bad habit of dying prematurely. D@mned cheap piston rings.
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 11 months ago
Best one I've seen is a QR code. If you scan it, it's a Rick Roll 😂
Philly Bob 11 months ago
I actually have a T-Shirt that has the same QR Code. When you scan it, you get rick-rolled.
Load More Replies... Jackie Lulu 11 months ago
Best one I've ever seen: "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time."
Lady Eowyn 11 months ago
I have a bumper sticker that says "make bacon not war." This is a photo of an old heap I drove in the 80s. 1985-silve...619a5e.jpg
Mike F 11 months ago
I loved Granadas, but the engines had a very bad habit of dying prematurely. D@mned cheap piston rings.
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