Hello, I'm Simon Johnson and I make the webcomic "Simon Said Comics". Drawing is my passion: alongside my own projects, I illustrate children's books and educational literature.
I graduated from university with a degree in animation but hated the job's demands, so I decided to make my funny stories and ideas into comics instead as I could take more time developing ideas rather than focusing my time on drawing the same frames over and over again.
Comics have always been my passion since I was a little lad, I would make comic books for my friends at school or take drawing requests instead of doing my work. Now, as a fully-fledged adult with facial hair and bills, I use my spare time to make the comics you see below.
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When I was a child, I would watch The Simpsons and try to recreate the DVD box set designs with my own characters and stories, even plotting out episodes for my own cartoons. I would also buy the comics, as well as Futurama and other popular shows of the time, and use them as inspiration to make my own comics.
As I grew older, I moved away from the hobby until university, when I decided it was time to follow my passion again, but this time studying animation. When we participated in group work making films, I soon realized that I enjoyed character and background design more than animating. So, with the encouragement of my friends, I decided I would pursue comics again - leading to the creation of Simon Said Comics, and I've never looked back!
Already has. I hired a guy , he couldn't cut 9 to 5. Got himself arrested so he could go back to jail. Only in America 😞
Load More Replies...So kind of them to include a teddy bear for extra comfy resting.
My home town would do this with drunks and call it the drunk tank. No arrest just held till sober.
Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw Aquaman
Load More Replies...I always read children's books and online comics to see what other people are making; it inspires me to start my own projects and develop my ideas as it improves my knowledge of how to create content that people like to see. By doing this, I gain a better understanding of color theory and how to compose scenes in my comics and illustrations, what kind of humor lands best for certain audiences, and it helps me avoid coming up with similar-looking characters and stories from someone else's work.
Oh, no! The word isn't completely censored! I can still see it! My eyes!!!
Better call law enforcement and get me arrested, then 🙈
Load More Replies...Bro I think I'm lactose intolerant because whenever I digest milk products my stomach feels icky and I won't describe what happens next. But that doesn't stop me from eating cheese. Worth it.
I once met someone who was missing two toes on one of his feet and I couldn't stand him. From time to time I met more people who were missing digits on their feet and discovered an antipathy to them as well. Eventually I realized I was lack-toes intolerant.
Load More Replies...Cheese is definitely overrated though but a lot of them aren't terrible
It was really difficult to resist the urge to downvote.
Load More Replies...I also hate cheese. My people do not belong on this cheese obsessed planet.
I'm not sure why there's such major cringe culture surrounding people not liking cheese. like I love black licorice but I'm not gonna cry and pee myself if someone tells me they don't like it. I don't like cheese, accept it and move on
About half the world dislikes black licorice, so it's accepted when someone doesn't care for it. Disliking cheese is fairly rare, so it's met with shock and horror. I doubt the acceptance will ever come from the cheese eaters, so the cheese haters would do better to accept their ostracization.
Load More Replies...My advice to aspiring artists who want to get into the world of comics would be to pick up a pencil or stylus and start drawing. It doesn't matter if your ideas aren't polished or refined, if they don't look like someone else's, or if you don't think your story is quite right. The important thing is that you are making them.
An idea will always just be an idea unless you start creating what you want to create, so don't let anything hold you back, and if you are stuck in a medium that you don't like, you can always try a different one. I switched to comics and illustration from animation, and I have no regrets! The more you draw and write, the better you will get, so don't be held back doing something you don't enjoy.
If they use baguette bread baked by themselves, whoever's is the hardest should lose, right? You don't want a burned baguette loaf.
Baguettes get hard from going stale, not so much from the bake. A good chunk of French cuisine is repurposing stale bread, like croutons or bread crumbs.
Load More Replies...Anybody notice the award in the 2nd panel? I didn't till I read it a few times
Too many times, I've walked down to the pool with my son under my arm (held as if he were a machine gun), and a super-soaker under his, saying "Say hello to my little friend, and say hello to my little friend's little friend."
Sometimes I don't think my story is right, or I think people won't enjoy them. To combat this, I remind myself that I'm really creating my comic for me and what I enjoy, and if people then go on to enjoy my work, that is brilliant. It's best not to chase an audience but to do what makes you happy, and other people's enjoyment will come along. It keeps my ideas honest and my motivation to make things strong. Other times, I get stuck disliking elements of my artistic style; to get past this feeling, I make sure I spend some time sketching and looking to improve elements I don't like so that I can't grumble at myself for too long!
So it's like smoking, drinking, drugs, and other harmful things that people do that they're addicted to ig
Load More Replies...Well, if it is a duck that say it I guess it's true
Load More Replies...Please dont feed us bread. Feed us grubs or watermelon instead. Delious and nutricous
That's disgusting - cobrachicken has you on their list
Load More Replies...I'm currently working on a story called "Clip Clop the Silly Horse" about a horse that has satanic urges while trying to live the life of an ordinary field-dwelling pony. In between that, I'm working on commissions for children's educational literature and making weekly comics for Simon Said Comics.
Public transport drivers play a big part in city's infrastructure (except if it's USA) and provide important role to daily commune of many people. They are far more important than any office workers and deserve at least a simple respect, considering they don't get paid much
"They are far more important than any office workers" is probably a little nearsighted. I work in an office and do thr payroll to pay these people... so to say their job is more important than mine... ok, but just your opinion. I take pride in my supposedly unimportant office work.
Load More Replies...In the US it's common to attack them for no reason.
Load More Replies...Thank your IT guy too. My husband works in it, and he says all the time a simple thanks would go a long way, plus you never know what kind of dish they can blackmail you on.
Public transport drivers aren’t recognized enough. They’re the real chads
Considering they gotta deal with the random public.. office jobs are cushy
Wow, if I had even 1% of this mailman’s confidence, I would be set for life.
When my son was little, he had Tourette’s, still does but it’s greatly subsided, and one of his tics was to keep saying “the, the”. He eventually grew out of it , but when I see “the, the”, it brings back memories.
Load More Replies...The fiction is the idea that the postie delivers newsapers. Not in Canada anyways. I'm surprised at the amount of people who think this. The exception being if the paper publisher contracts the post office to deliver it which I have seen in small towns. Of course, they are also personally addressed.
Just because you screwed up your finances doesn't mean you get to screw up his too
When trying to appeal to someone's better nature goes wrong
I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me
Load More Replies...Do you wonder if the upvotes are for agreement of the first or second sentence
Load More Replies...And looking more closely I now realize his mouth is open in all the panels. 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...Did anyone else mentally hear Ralph Wiggum when you read Roy's line?
Not going to lie, I thought his mouth with a mustache until the 4th picture
The night owl catches the mouse... and mice are bigger than worms... hoot hoot bishes, I'm sleeping in. 😂
The early bird gets the worm, but the late bird gets the worms that baked in the sun... Mmmm, worm jerky and less work!
Due to letting the lazy worms survive it affect the genetic pool badly. Birds need to rally up a campaign to only eat the laziest worms for 10 years to breed good worms for the future
Don't mean to be "that person" but Noah was married with three sons, and all his family went with him. Okay, bye!
Then don't say anything. It's part of the joke
Load More Replies...I wouldn’t mind having a warlock at my birthday party. It actually sounds quite fun
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?
It's like she wants to bang him but he doesn't understand and thinks she's trying to put him to sleep
Load More Replies...What a coincidence I watched the Moby D**k movie from 1956 today. If you haven't seen it it's awesome!
Or he didn't get adopted-Gepetto finally gets bitches now
Load More Replies...How to escape if swallowed by a whale: run up and down until you're pooped out.
I haven't forgotten the limited edition Canadian Tuxedo Xbox controller.
Load More Replies...If they saw me they would come down and see that I am smart and nobody else is
*adopts the graduate son* man what a peice of work he was... welp! who wants to go get panda express and watch legally blonde?
That's the most basic of basic stunts to do in skateboarding! Not that I can do it, I can't even stand on a skateboard so OMG I'm such a loser 😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣🤣
Adopts graduate, teaches him to do way cooler skateboard tricks
I am so good at calling out braggers. I could have gone pro if it werent for my sore throats...
Load More Replies..."My hands and feet have to be registered as lethal weapons in 37 states!"
She would be great pals with a black widow. And various other spiders. Spider ladies like eating spider men.
Spider Men, Spider Men, packed with protein and vitamin!
Load More Replies...Oh no no no... Bigger Praying Mantis have been seen catching Humming birds. Did NOT need to know that!!😲
Well maybe if he weren't so clingy...a girl gets hungry carrying around her mate for the 3 days it takes him to get off!
It's even more horrifying - they eat their mates DURING mating, not after.
What kind of "eat" though, those who are corrupted by a dirty a*s mind will get it
I think the eating heads thing was less repeatable than expected (but maybe I'm thinking spiders)
And on the 8th day, Jesus woke up in the hospital with a severe concussion.
Load More Replies...And now I'm imagining him and Fix-It Felix, sitting at the bar, knocking about beers and complaining about their love lives.
BOB THE BUILDER, CAN HE FIX IT? “No Bob, just sign the divorce papers”
Why didn't she just say that...just get video evidence and wa-bam! Proof
*kicks red sweather dude out* no losers here *gives green dude more cereal*
Hey, are you winning at fatherhood yet? Kids want to be just like you? No? Hmm.
That was pretty much the approach to mental health treatment for the better part of a century.
The dark side of my mind is urging her to poke his brains just to see what they feel like
Used to be common practice to destroy the fortal lobe through the eye socket late 19th century
The people in the comments (y'all reading this) are trying way too hard to be funny
Among the best comics I've seen on bored panda so far. Keep up the good work!
shut up. this guy has more talent in one cell than you have in your whole body.
Load More Replies...The people in the comments (y'all reading this) are trying way too hard to be funny
Among the best comics I've seen on bored panda so far. Keep up the good work!
shut up. this guy has more talent in one cell than you have in your whole body.
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