Hello, I'm Simon Johnson and I make the webcomic "Simon Said Comics". Drawing is my passion: alongside my own projects, I illustrate children's books and educational literature.

I graduated from university with a degree in animation but hated the job's demands, so I decided to make my funny stories and ideas into comics instead as I could take more time developing ideas rather than focusing my time on drawing the same frames over and over again.

Comics have always been my passion since I was a little lad, I would make comic books for my friends at school or take drawing requests instead of doing my work. Now, as a fully-fledged adult with facial hair and bills, I use my spare time to make the comics you see below.

More info: simonsaidcomics.com | twitter.com | reddit.com | imgur.com | patreon.com | Instagram

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Ozymandias73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got a chuckle out of this one. : D

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When I was a child, I would watch The Simpsons and try to recreate the DVD box set designs with my own characters and stories, even plotting out episodes for my own cartoons. I would also buy the comics, as well as Futurama and other popular shows of the time, and use them as inspiration to make my own comics.

As I grew older, I moved away from the hobby until university, when I decided it was time to follow my passion again, but this time studying animation. When we participated in group work making films, I soon realized that I enjoyed character and background design more than animating. So, with the encouragement of my friends, I decided I would pursue comics again - leading to the creation of Simon Said Comics, and I've never looked back!

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    Violet1854
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the current way we are living our lives, things may come to this

    Michael Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already has. I hired a guy , he couldn't cut 9 to 5. Got himself arrested so he could go back to jail. Only in America 😞

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    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d turn myself in

    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So kind of them to include a teddy bear for extra comfy resting.

    Ashley Crossman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My home town would do this with drunks and call it the drunk tank. No arrest just held till sober.

    Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people do get arrested to get a roof over their head. 😩

    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought at first he was the original Aquaman....

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    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Mortal Coil - Song of the Siren

    Jerayn Koh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make comics? How do you draw them out and post them

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    I always read children's books and online comics to see what other people are making; it inspires me to start my own projects and develop my ideas as it improves my knowledge of how to create content that people like to see. By doing this, I gain a better understanding of color theory and how to compose scenes in my comics and illustrations, what kind of humor lands best for certain audiences, and it helps me avoid coming up with similar-looking characters and stories from someone else's work.

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    Luci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why censor it if we can still see it? Lol.

    Fanta Fulhi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. This one is hilarious and I did not expect that 😂😭

    Panda enthusiast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the forth wall?? What's that?? I've never heard of it...."

    Rhys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands in the air! No they are too hard to draw.

    Juliana Blewett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, he can't draw motorcycles either

    Evion Soreso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! The word isn't completely censored! I can still see it! My eyes!!!

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    Hi_Im_Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasping appall* THAT’S ILLEGAL!

    Niels Boehm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better call law enforcement and get me arrested, then 🙈

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    M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I think I'm lactose intolerant because whenever I digest milk products my stomach feels icky and I won't describe what happens next. But that doesn't stop me from eating cheese. Worth it.

    Yehoshua Friedman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once met someone who was missing two toes on one of his feet and I couldn't stand him. From time to time I met more people who were missing digits on their feet and discovered an antipathy to them as well. Eventually I realized I was lack-toes intolerant.

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    Bertie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like cheese, I guess I’ll go live with the aliens😔

    that 𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕠 planet
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese is definitely overrated though but a lot of them aren't terrible

    Dubnaught
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was really difficult to resist the urge to downvote.

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    Niki Munster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also hate cheese. My people do not belong on this cheese obsessed planet.

    Darian Starfrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeea.. VEGANS! ..and no, vegan cheese is NO cheese!

    day light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why there's such major cringe culture surrounding people not liking cheese. like I love black licorice but I'm not gonna cry and pee myself if someone tells me they don't like it. I don't like cheese, accept it and move on

    Seth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About half the world dislikes black licorice, so it's accepted when someone doesn't care for it. Disliking cheese is fairly rare, so it's met with shock and horror. I doubt the acceptance will ever come from the cheese eaters, so the cheese haters would do better to accept their ostracization.

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    My advice to aspiring artists who want to get into the world of comics would be to pick up a pencil or stylus and start drawing. It doesn't matter if your ideas aren't polished or refined, if they don't look like someone else's, or if you don't think your story is quite right. The important thing is that you are making them.

    An idea will always just be an idea unless you start creating what you want to create, so don't let anything hold you back, and if you are stuck in a medium that you don't like, you can always try a different one. I switched to comics and illustration from animation, and I have no regrets! The more you draw and write, the better you will get, so don't be held back doing something you don't enjoy.

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    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the bakery that I used to work at, we joked about doing this using baguettes and serving carts

    Paige Booke Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think the ginger one was holding cheese

    David Jessop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will be toast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Michael Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to be a baker , but I didn't have the dough.

    M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they use baguette bread baked by themselves, whoever's is the hardest should lose, right? You don't want a burned baguette loaf.

    Seth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baguettes get hard from going stale, not so much from the bake. A good chunk of French cuisine is repurposing stale bread, like croutons or bread crumbs.

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    Joen CHAU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mobster of the month award. LOL

    Jack MCCLOUNAN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im confused how thats a job allthough it would be fun

    Fanta Fulhi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody notice the award in the 2nd panel? I didn't till I read it a few times

    Raider.url
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like father like son

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many times, I've walked down to the pool with my son under my arm (held as if he were a machine gun), and a super-soaker under his, saying "Say hello to my little friend, and say hello to my little friend's little friend."

    Minh Lê
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never before have I seen a gun that fires casings and spits out the bullets

    River wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mobster of the month award” in the 2nd panel

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    Sometimes I don't think my story is right, or I think people won't enjoy them. To combat this, I remind myself that I'm really creating my comic for me and what I enjoy, and if people then go on to enjoy my work, that is brilliant. It's best not to chase an audience but to do what makes you happy, and other people's enjoyment will come along. It keeps my ideas honest and my motivation to make things strong. Other times, I get stuck disliking elements of my artistic style; to get past this feeling, I make sure I spend some time sketching and looking to improve elements I don't like so that I can't grumble at myself for too long!

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    Grace De La Torre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes very nice horse. Also 1st comment!

    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving off strong Bullseye from Toy Story vibes. 👍👍

    SnowPardZZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. Except I don't tell people I traced it lol

    Night Star577
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fourth panel is probably better than what I can make

    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL 😆 Yes, yes I am!

    Flarpel Blarpel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Very happy. Good horse makes me happy.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of those are a lot better than I would be able to draw, though!

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    Seth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some malicious mallards making malfeasance.

    Krzysztof Ziętek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But bread is very unhealthy food for them.

    Cal the dragon!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's like smoking, drinking, drugs, and other harmful things that people do that they're addicted to ig

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    QuackerCracker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feed ducks bread it's actually horrible for them!!!

    F1 fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want some quackers

    NickTheDuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please dont feed us bread. Feed us grubs or watermelon instead. Delious and nutricous

    Thrudd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting - cobrachicken has you on their list

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    I'm currently working on a story called "Clip Clop the Silly Horse" about a horse that has satanic urges while trying to live the life of an ordinary field-dwelling pony. In between that, I'm working on commissions for children's educational literature and making weekly comics for Simon Said Comics.

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    Oais Wright
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public transport drivers play a big part in city's infrastructure (except if it's USA) and provide important role to daily commune of many people. They are far more important than any office workers and deserve at least a simple respect, considering they don't get paid much

    Becca Hasbrouck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They are far more important than any office workers" is probably a little nearsighted. I work in an office and do thr payroll to pay these people... so to say their job is more important than mine... ok, but just your opinion. I take pride in my supposedly unimportant office work.

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it’s standard to thank the bus driver.

    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it's common to attack them for no reason.

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    IntrovertedSloth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thank the Bus Driver. Common courtesy takes no effort.

    sherry powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank your IT guy too. My husband works in it, and he says all the time a simple thanks would go a long way, plus you never know what kind of dish they can blackmail you on.

    Hi_Im_Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public transport drivers aren’t recognized enough. They’re the real chads

    Darian Starfrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering they gotta deal with the random public.. office jobs are cushy

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    Charles Ersimoen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is "the the" in one place. Who noticed?

    Clara Rotti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was little, he had Tourette’s, still does but it’s greatly subsided, and one of his tics was to keep saying “the, the”. He eventually grew out of it , but when I see “the, the”, it brings back memories.

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    Stephanie Goadsby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fiction is the idea that the postie delivers newsapers. Not in Canada anyways. I'm surprised at the amount of people who think this. The exception being if the paper publisher contracts the post office to deliver it which I have seen in small towns. Of course, they are also personally addressed.

    Flarpel Blarpel
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    2 years ago

    Haha

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    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you screwed up your finances doesn't mean you get to screw up his too

    Ali Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have the money don't ask

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    It's just a joke. It didn't really happen

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    deuceja fictional_truth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When trying to appeal to someone's better nature goes wrong

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    Gay child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paperatzzi are at it again

    Evelyn McGlone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol no phones or cameras so, next best thing!

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's mixed two different eras here.

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    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad Roy, Bad Boy. Sorry that was terrible.

    Tetelestai
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you wonder if the upvotes are for agreement of the first or second sentence

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    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roy murdered the fish and his mustache.

    Tricia Burcell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And looking more closely I now realize his mouth is open in all the panels. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Nathalie Ward
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else mentally hear Ralph Wiggum when you read Roy's line?

    That Goth Demon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you put your fish away from children XD

    Jessica S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, I thought his mouth with a mustache until the 4th picture

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    Violet1854
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *dramatic gasp* How could he?

    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting mooned is the risk you take when looking into the universe

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dark side of the mooning. :D

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    F1 fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he wakes up she puts him back to sleep but forever!!!!

    Seth
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally it's thrushes (ex. robins) that are out early picking at worms, and not corvids (crows, jays, etc) like this black bird appears to be. That's probably why they got the timing wrong.

    Eat Dirt Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second mouse gets the cheese.

    Skid Marks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be patient....... The worm is taking a dirt nap.

    Ugh_What_Now
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The night owl catches the mouse... and mice are bigger than worms... hoot hoot bishes, I'm sleeping in. 😂

    Alexander Miles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes sleeping in can save your life.

    Heather Vandegrift
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The early bird gets the worm, but the late bird gets the worms that baked in the sun... Mmmm, worm jerky and less work!

    Nykky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Vũ Minh Trần
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to letting the lazy worms survive it affect the genetic pool badly. Birds need to rally up a campaign to only eat the laziest worms for 10 years to breed good worms for the future

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    F1 fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They PLANTED the evidence

    Spirited7Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snail's tag is misspelled 😂

    girlsrock4ever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could tell that one was dumb based on the nametag.

    David Kramer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "dig" is up? It's the "jig" is up...

    Ryuki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice 'plese'?

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    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. The bear roasted him harder than her.

    Trinity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noah was a brave man to sail in a wooden boat with 2 termites.

    Book Worm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mean to be "that person" but Noah was married with three sons, and all his family went with him. Okay, bye!

    Jill Sadler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the most painful thing… until lunch time anyway

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    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing dad didn't call up a necromancer instead.

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t mind having a warlock at my birthday party. It actually sounds quite fun

    Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the necromancer would end all and turn the kid into an orc or something evil like golem It's best that the kid got traumatised instead of the world ending 🤣

    possessedcat101
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see this guy bring a steak to life.

    Atomic Playz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, actually its not half 🤓🤓🤓

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    Dee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the talk bubbles were on the different characters. 😃

    Misty Fy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I didn't who was saying it, and it also was funny how he made all the trip just to convince someone

    Jack MCCLOUNAN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?

    Jill Sadler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of time, no pipelines on an island

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for staying on the island like a decent human being

    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It least it was not a johava witness

    naomy ramsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it should be a Time Share

    Richard Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is what happened to that crypto island...

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Butt man! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da... BUTT MAN!!" 🎶

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt-mobile, butt-erang, butt cave...

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, just snorted my DP! 😝

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    Angrypineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like she wants to bang him but he doesn't understand and thinks she's trying to put him to sleep

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    F1 fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they don’t get hints

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am almost as good at taking hints as this guy

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Would you like to come in for coffee?" No thanks, I don't like coffee 😅

    Johnny Storm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to finish the date if you don't feel like it anymore.. 😂

    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he actually say "Mummy"? 😩

    Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's getting dumped

    That Goth Demon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💀💀💀

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that is one undercooked chicken 🐔

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, feathered dinosaur, care to weigh in?

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    F1 fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said he wants it well done

    Alex Zhao
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chickens in pain alright

    Little CJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sing a song of six pence...

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    Puffball973
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence I watched the Moby D**k movie from 1956 today. If you haven't seen it it's awesome!

    moo mooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe roy is Pinocchio but he changed his name and got adopted!

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to escape if swallowed by a whale: run up and down until you're pooped out.

    acruz2165
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jonah's visitation weekend with his son.

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    Paulette Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hit Canada! Canadian Tuxedo. Look it up.

    Knux Kitsune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't forgotten the limited edition Canadian Tuxedo Xbox controller.

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    Hume
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Denim and smoking, I guess the aliens arrived to earth around the 1980s - 1990's.

    Alex Zhao
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The might have looked at a rainbow parade. Wrong place to look

    Steven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smoking is the real deal breaker.

    Paxton King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they saw me they would come down and see that I am smart and nobody else is

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    My nek my bak my panic atak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *adopts the graduate son* man what a peice of work he was... welp! who wants to go get panda express and watch legally blonde?

    Ashley Coulthard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most basic of basic stunts to do in skateboarding! Not that I can do it, I can't even stand on a skateboard so OMG I'm such a loser 😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣🤣

    Death
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma adopt him, he can do my taxes.

    LadyJaye(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopts graduate, teaches him to do way cooler skateboard tricks

    Skater Chick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOOOOO now all i need is a rooster to propose to me

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    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never learned to appreciate the sacrifices of his step-clam.

    LadyJaye(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww i just want to give the clam a hug now

    yannick van gennip
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever strategy now the clam stays alive

    Jill Sadler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hoping its not a euphemism

    acruz2165
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pearls of wisdom. Be careful what you ask for

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    yo bro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw the censored cheeks and I don't know what to feel lol

    Flemming Pedersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to know: Is his holy water yellow or white?

    Robecca
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fun vicar

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    girlsrock4ever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, braggers. Hate them, loathe them, am them...

    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so good at calling out braggers. I could have gone pro if it werent for my sore throats...

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    Mine Truly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My hands and feet have to be registered as lethal weapons in 37 states!"

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would be great pals with a black widow. And various other spiders. Spider ladies like eating spider men.

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider Men, Spider Men, packed with protein and vitamin!

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    Norm Gilmore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no no no... Bigger Praying Mantis have been seen catching Humming birds. Did NOT need to know that!!😲

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe if he weren't so clingy...a girl gets hungry carrying around her mate for the 3 days it takes him to get off!

    Tyler Schommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the eating head thing isn't even that common

    Ivan Petrov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even more horrifying - they eat their mates DURING mating, not after.

    zimmahTV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it turns on the male, not the female

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    Lily Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of "eat" though, those who are corrupted by a dirty a*s mind will get it

    Tyler Schommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the eating heads thing was less repeatable than expected (but maybe I'm thinking spiders)

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praying Mantises are too cool!

    Galaxy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough cough* my bf eats me... I have lots of bites on my arm to prove it

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    LemonHead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the the 7th day, jesus found a skateboard

    LadyJaye(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the 8th day, Jesus woke up in the hospital with a severe concussion.

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    Paxton King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be drunk or the planet would be healtheyer

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's why everything went downhill after such a good start.

    Osahon Wolf
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    2 years ago

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    I bet you won't try that with Islam you guys better watch your tongues 😡

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Bob the builder CAN HE FIX IT!!🎵 No... no he dunkin cant

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I'm imagining him and Fix-It Felix, sitting at the bar, knocking about beers and complaining about their love lives.

    Ashley Coulthard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't he just invite her to join the fun?!🥴😉

    Kate Gratton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOB THE BUILDER, CAN HE FIX IT? “No Bob, just sign the divorce papers”

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    Alex Zhao
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    2 years ago

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    Lily Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't she just say that...just get video evidence and wa-bam! Proof

    Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that poster

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww but he never got to eat that guard's mom's a*s though. sad.

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    Hi_Im_Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He died the way he was born. On his birthday

    Static Robe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably forgot about the 'Professional Boxer' part..?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny, is it?

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    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you winning Dad? What? You aren't president yet? Get out!!

    Joe smith
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    2 years ago

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    Yea go ahead and leave the jokes to other people

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *kicks red sweather dude out* no losers here *gives green dude more cereal*

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, are you winning at fatherhood yet? Kids want to be just like you? No? Hmm.

    Canyoned
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real image of Andrew Tate and his son

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    Megan Lauhon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was pretty much the approach to mental health treatment for the better part of a century.

    Paige Booke Reed
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dark side of my mind is urging her to poke his brains just to see what they feel like

    Robecca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: they used to to lobotomies through the eye socket.

    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like watching the news...

    langeleipe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be common practice to destroy the fortal lobe through the eye socket late 19th century

    Masha(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Dahmer dyed his hair orange...

    Sana Roshan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with u docter, at least ask!

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