30 Hilariously Honest “Story Of My Life” Book Covers

Fishing the box out of the trash because I didn't read the directions before throwing it away - A cookbook

Hypothetical arguments I've won in the shower - vol 1 of 16

Today I waited inside my apartment because I could hear my neighbor unlocking her door and I didn't want to make small talk

Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: how to turn your depression into profit

I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow - A memoir

Philosophy's great questions: are they mad at me or have I created another problem for myself that only exists in my head?

Am I hungry or just bored?

Googling a phone number that called me to try and figure out who it was instead of just answering it like an adult

I can't get through a 3 paragraph work email but I'll watch a 7 minute video of a puppy with the hiccups

Great mysteries of our time: I said something out loud 3 days ago and now I'm seeing ads for it on Facebook

Introduction to budgeting - I'm too old for Christmas money from my relatives but I need it more now then when I was 13

My uncle used to ruin Thanksgiving with his drinking but now he's found Jesus and ruins it with that. And other holiday reflections

"Over-Explaining everything because I'm afraid of not making sense or people thinking I'm dumb"

2017, 2018, 2019 is going to be the year I get my life together - a memoir

On paper, I'm an adult, a guide to acting like you've got your sh*t together

Said "looks great, thank you so much!" and still tipped generously after getting a terrible haircut - a collection of times I didn't stand up for myself

Remedial Math - Telling myself "whatever its only $5" the 10,000 times X I've said that = over $50,000

I'd be so f**king healthy if I cooked all the groceries I buy instead of letting them rot while I order take out every night. A memoir

My resume - special skills, putting trash in an already full trashcan without anything spilling out

Don't say a word to me and I'll give you 5 stars, a mandatory Uber driving training manual

Smart investing made easy. How Having no money to invest makes investment choices incredibly easy

Why did I do that? A novel by me with guest appearance by a fifth glass of wine when I was already pretty drunk at two

"Per my last email". And other phrases for being petty in work emails while also maintaining an air of professionalism

Even if I get an "A" I'm not going to get a job when I graduate, how to overcome finals anxiety by accepting that they don't matter

The big book of facts I tell everyone I read somewhere but really I heard someone say it on a podcast and it might not even be true

Learning to live with a loved one who is one of those people who stands up as soon as the plane lands

Tales of self-sabotage - I didn't get gas on the way home from work last night

New haircuts and other ways not to actually deal with the issue affecting your life right now

This glass of water is literally the best thing I've ever had & other signs you don't take care of your body