Have you ever scrolled through your social media feeds and seen something that made you go "story of my fucking life"? - well there is now a series of books dedicated to these relatable moments. The @storyofmyfuckinglife instagram account is a page of cartoon book illustrations with titles that tell the stories of the relatable moments we all share.

While each of these books has no contents on the inside, the brief titles tell hilarious, embarrassing, and everyday stories using only a few sentences. From the panic we have all felt from trying to get home on an empty gas tank to trying to change your life with a haircut to the realization that no matter how many New Years resolutions you make your life is still in shambles. Scroll down below to check out these bittersweet short stories and don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

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Fishing the box out of the trash because I didn't read the directions before throwing it away - A cookbook

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago (edited)

Then throwing it out again, only to realise you don't remember the directions you just read and then needing to fish the box out once more

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#2

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Hypothetical arguments I've won in the shower - vol 1 of 16

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Aaron Kara 3 months ago

Yaaas! Do this all the time

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#3

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Today I waited inside my apartment because I could hear my neighbor unlocking her door and I didn't want to make small talk

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago

Was this book written by me

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Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: how to turn your depression into profit

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athornedrose 3 months ago

oh damn i have totally done this

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I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow - A memoir

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Daria B 3 months ago

This one is poetic.

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#6

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Philosophy's great questions: are they mad at me or have I created another problem for myself that only exists in my head?

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Daria B 3 months ago

I would actually read that. ♥

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#7

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Am I hungry or just bored?

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Daria B 3 months ago

Option 3: stressed with sedentary work.

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#8

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Googling a phone number that called me to try and figure out who it was instead of just answering it like an adult

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April Simnel 3 months ago

I do this, and most of those numbers turn out to be from scammers. There's nothing wrong with doing this.

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#9

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I can't get through a 3 paragraph work email but I'll watch a 7 minute video of a puppy with the hiccups

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Kathryn Baylis 3 months ago

But, puppy!

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#10

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Great mysteries of our time: I said something out loud 3 days ago and now I'm seeing ads for it on Facebook

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Xandra 3 months ago

We had this exact conversation at work today! Believe me, it happens, and it's creepy! We decided we must have a friendly office ghost searching the internet for stuff (adapter cables in this instance...)

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#11

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Introduction to budgeting - I'm too old for Christmas money from my relatives but I need it more now then when I was 13

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Dani 3 months ago

... I’m 12 so I guess this means I better start hoarding my Christmas money.

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#12

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My uncle used to ruin Thanksgiving with his drinking but now he's found Jesus and ruins it with that. And other holiday reflections

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Agnes Jekyll 3 months ago

Brilliant!

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#13

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"Over-Explaining everything because I'm afraid of not making sense or people thinking I'm dumb"

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Daria B 3 months ago (edited)

Guilty as charged. ♥ The funny thing is, they lose their focus before you reach the point, so they eventually fail to understand what you tried to say.

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#14

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2017, 2018, 2019 is going to be the year I get my life together - a memoir

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Sei Ichirou 3 months ago

..and January was only a test run.

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On paper, I'm an adult, a guide to acting like you've got your sh*t together

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago

Where can I get this book, asking for a friend

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Said "looks great, thank you so much!" and still tipped generously after getting a terrible haircut - a collection of times I didn't stand up for myself

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago

Me, I never ever tell anyone if I'm unsatisfied with a service I've gotten because of my social anxiety

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#17

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Remedial Math - Telling myself "whatever its only $5" the 10,000 times X I've said that = over $50,000

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Paul K. Johnson 3 months ago

Or splitting your big Amazon order into several smaller orders over the next few days so it doesn't seem like you're spending as much.

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I'd be so f**king healthy if I cooked all the groceries I buy instead of letting them rot while I order take out every night. A memoir

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Catlady6000 3 months ago

Alternate title: I would have so much more money if I just stopped buying groceries that are going to rot in my frig when I know I'm just going to have delivery

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#19

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My resume - special skills, putting trash in an already full trashcan without anything spilling out

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Night Owl 3 months ago

That's a great skill to have

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#20

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Don't say a word to me and I'll give you 5 stars, a mandatory Uber driving training manual

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diane a 3 months ago

I always chat to drivers.

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#21

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Smart investing made easy. How Having no money to invest makes investment choices incredibly easy

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Alexandra 3 months ago

lol having no money makes craving food easier, when i do have money i buy so much junk food ;)))))))

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#22

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Why did I do that? A novel by me with guest appearance by a fifth glass of wine when I was already pretty drunk at two

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Agnes Jekyll 3 months ago

Most of the time, wine has nothing to do with it

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#23

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"Per my last email". And other phrases for being petty in work emails while also maintaining an air of professionalism

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago

My professor always tells me "per my last email" is actually kind of rude because it's like "in case you can't read or have a shit memory, let me remind you"

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Even if I get an "A" I'm not going to get a job when I graduate, how to overcome finals anxiety by accepting that they don't matter

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Kaisu Rei 3 months ago

In many subjects exams just test your memory, not your actual intelligence or competence

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#25

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The big book of facts I tell everyone I read somewhere but really I heard someone say it on a podcast and it might not even be true

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Dani 3 months ago

Oof. Hits close to home ;)

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#26

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Learning to live with a loved one who is one of those people who stands up as soon as the plane lands

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Naima Ivansdóttir 3 months ago

or 10 minutes before the train approaches the station.

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#27

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Tales of self-sabotage - I didn't get gas on the way home from work last night

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Sunzilla 3 months ago

Shouldn't the "empty" be on the left? Or is that just some cars?

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#28

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New haircuts and other ways not to actually deal with the issue affecting your life right now

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Hope Floats 3 months ago

I don't know about 'new haircut', but i ALWAYS do something that means avoiding the issue at hand..Especially if it's going to create a situation,inflame a situation or make the day worse than it is already......Now where did i put that top that needed sewing,plant that needs, cutlery that i have to..........

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This glass of water is literally the best thing I've ever had & other signs you don't take care of your body

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ChiveChilly 3 months ago

Oof.

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Kjorn 3 months ago

Don't… because it will result in a fartsauce

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