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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(in my best Steven He impression) EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“ Don’t worry madam, the fire fighters are on their way”

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎤 gurl, beauty is skin deep but UGLY goes straight to the bone.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't talk to ugly people". Are people genuinely that vile? I'm shocked.

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Wm Paul Robinson
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I talk to them too ye ugly aul ratbag. I'm polite to everone usually including those who don't think I'm Mr Universe, or appreciate my less than subtle humour. Surprisingly a physically and characterfully attractive French woman does love me enough, to have visited me off the bat, at home in Northern Ireland, and I am now married and living the life in la Belle france for 12 years, laughing at those "beautiful influenceuseus" without a brain. Nasty attitude is worse than looks.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kind of reply you wish you could come up with right away but usually think of twelve hours later.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well she seems nice (ugly people haveto he nice as its the only attribute thay have. Lol)

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this guy many times before. His comebacks are brilliant.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, and I bet dollars to donuts that went right over her head!!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i always try and remember these comebacks but when people actually insult me my mind goes blank lol

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know that chick's pic has used at least three filters on it.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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