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People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.

You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.

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️ ️lefty libra️
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sorry we ran out of aloe vera but we have ice?

Susan Green
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this guy, he’s hilarious.

Deebee81
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Xavier/Pakalu Papito, the legend

mimi luvs cats
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haaaarshhh but she def deserved it

CG
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(in my best Steven He impression) EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Unicorse
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“ Don’t worry madam, the fire fighters are on their way”

LaShaunda Dixon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, I guess she doesn't talk to herself ?😂

Brenda S
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎤 gurl, beauty is skin deep but UGLY goes straight to the bone.

ThisisEngland
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't talk to ugly people". Are people genuinely that vile? I'm shocked.

irissii (she/them)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i always try and remember these comebacks but when people actually insult me my mind goes blank lol

Valek Fermiga
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* high five * that's just brilliant

Wm Paul Robinson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I talk to them too ye ugly aul ratbag. I'm polite to everone usually including those who don't think I'm Mr Universe, or appreciate my less than subtle humour. Surprisingly a physically and characterfully attractive French woman does love me enough, to have visited me off the bat, at home in Northern Ireland, and I am now married and living the life in la Belle france for 12 years, laughing at those "beautiful influenceuseus" without a brain. Nasty attitude is worse than looks.

Shehzadi Amal
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that account 😂 They've always got zingers

Diplodocus Dinosaur
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kind of reply you wish you could come up with right away but usually think of twelve hours later.

Cathy Carey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then talk to yourself (hint, use a mirror).

Sarcastic Nana
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, that was a slap in your face!

Mayo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this man Xavier meme?

Ece Cenker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't she have said "Talk to your mirror, then?"

Ece Cenker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have said, "Talk to your mirror then."

gilded panda
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2 years ago

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Mark
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well she seems nice (ugly people haveto he nice as its the only attribute thay have. Lol)

WA2DK
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Xavier, my man 🙌😄

Kevin J. Henning
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this guy many times before. His comebacks are brilliant.

Dee Beezy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, and I bet dollars to donuts that went right over her head!!

Melissa Mayhem
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know that chick's pic has used at least three filters on it.

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

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    Jane No Dough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

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    Sonia Reddel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

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    CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man

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