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More Like For Not Doing It

More Like For Not Doing It

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    #2

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

    I'm Getting Arrested For This One?

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been spied upon all my life. I'm feeling this.

    #3

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

    My Sister Sent Me This. I Have A 14 Year Old, One Eyed Chihuahua.

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very accurate. Mine was the boss of the whole house and everything and everyone in it. He had different growls for every command he gave me I loved his grumpy stinky little one eyed face w all my heart. I miss him

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    #4

    Get The Cat!

    Get The Cat!

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know who, but if no animal were armed, then he /she is a keeper.

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    #5

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

    It's Looking Pretty Good, Even Though I Got This From Another Bored Panda Page.

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    #7

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

    Love Cats. Thanks Op On 9gag

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    #8

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

    I Don't Know If This Meme Will Help Me In This Situation

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    54
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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    #9

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

    Dunno If This'll Help Much...

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    #10

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

    Ähmm I Think My Chances Are 50/50 ...

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    #12

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

    Maybe The Officer Will Be So Confused He’ll Let Me Go

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    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm in this photo and I don't like it".....ha ha

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    #13

    You Gotta Believe Me...

    You Gotta Believe Me...

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    #14

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

    Lol Birds Are Awesome

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    #15

    Idk Where I Found It

    Idk Where I Found It

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    #16

    Well... It Could Be Worse

    Well... It Could Be Worse

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    #18

    The Wonders Of Electricity

    The Wonders Of Electricity

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    #19

    I Got A Life Sentence

    I Got A Life Sentence

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    #20

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

    Am I Going To Hell For Laughing?

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    #22

    How Would I Do Guys?

    How Would I Do Guys?

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    ShadowLand 🇨🇦
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    4 years ago

    Sorry, I posted in the wrong area. 🤦‍♀️

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    #23

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

    Where’s My “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card?

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    #24

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

    My Last Saved Ones Were ‘Too Big’ For Boredpanda To Load, So I Chose A Meme I Made.

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    #25

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

    This Is The Most Legit Statement About Me Ever

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    #26

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

    Does It Annoy Anyone Else That People Are So Stupid? Or Is It Just Me?

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    #27

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

    Most Of My Humor Is Tumblr And Twitter Posts ...

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    #28

    Oxymoron Getting Political

    Oxymoron Getting Political

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    #29

    Oops.

    Oops.

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    44f5 Dixit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark.....to people who did not understand it's Indian way of doing black magic

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    #30

    Is It Really Him?

    Is It Really Him?

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He certainly did save us from another four years of a horrible wannabe dictator

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    #31

    Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

    Not Lookin Good For Me😂😂😂

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    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude blinking looks like a teenage version of my uncle.

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    #32

    Ouch...

    Ouch...

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!! That was a sweet movie. I mean the costume pairing is clever but I can't support that

    Pink Floydian Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It refers to the movie My Girl. It is a sweet, light hearted movie about a young boy and girl who are sweet on each other until about 90% of the way in when Macauly Caulkin's character dies after being stung to death by a swarm of bees.

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    #33

    It’s Not Fair

    It’s Not Fair

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    K Witmer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is true! My hair never grew past my shoulders and now that I'm almost 50 it's down to my waist. Now i want back to my shoulders. I wanted this long hair when I was young! I'm too old for long hair ugh

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    #35

    *insert Words Here Idk*

    *insert Words Here Idk*

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    #36

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

    I Just Thought It Funny And Saved It

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    #38

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

    My Colleague Sent This On Our Work Group Chat

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    #39

    Well….

    Well….

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash, Scagsy. This isn’t 9gag, it’s BoredPanda

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    #40

    Oh No.

    Oh No.

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    #41

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

    🌮🌮🐈🐈‍⬛ This Probably Would Work On Me.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but I had a weird dream last night. I was talking to this creepy dude (keeping my distance, clearly). I asked if he was an incel, since how he was asking and what he was doing rang true for every description I've heard. He leaned back against his white van, stroked his neckbeard and said "No, I'm what's called an incen. I am a mediator between incels and persons." I replied "So you're an incel translator." "Yep." I then informed him that I didn't quite feel confortable being around him, and he accepted it and waved goodbye. I left hurriedly, then got woken up by my alarm clock.

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    #42

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend, May Your Floofiness Never End

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    #43

    [insert Funny Title]

    [insert Funny Title]

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    #44

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

    Don’t Know How This Would Affect It

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    #45

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

    Depends On What Country I’m In…

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    #46

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

    Guess I’ll Stay In Jail Then . . .

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    Naruto Fan
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this the only one I laugh at

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    #48

    Ugh...

    Ugh...

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    Virgil Blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded of the Aeon Flux intro.

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    #49

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

    I Have No Idea. This Is Also The Only Meme I Have.

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    #51

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

    Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

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    #53

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

    Saw This On Linkedin, Oh Man The Chuckles That Followed

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! How much ya got?

    #54

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

    My Friends Do Not Sleep And. I Am Sleepy Any?way??

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My record is 20 minutes of sleep. (Not counting no sleep at all)

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    #55

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that teenager girl that's dating the kardashian ex. She's always raving about him being the greatest love of her life. Meanwhile he's a 40 yr old father of three that's pining for his ex and has a cocaine/alcohol addiction.

    #56

    Idk

    Idk

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    #57

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

    Saw This, And Thought It Was Hilarious. Probably Not Getting Out Tho

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    #58

    Ummmm

    Ummmm

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    #59

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

    Spiderman Asked To Be An Avenger

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    Helena Houzarová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no causality between the first two and the last one. Just sayin'.

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    #61

    What Do You Think

    What Do You Think

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    #62

    This!

    This!

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    #63

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

    Who Else Can Personally Relate

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    #64

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

    O-O Guess Im Staying In Jail

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    #65

    If You Know, You Knowq

    If You Know, You Knowq

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    #68

    Gonna Get Arrested

    Gonna Get Arrested

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    #71

    Wow

    Wow

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STRANGE PLANET IS SO GOOD I HAVE BOTH THE BOOKS AMD IM WAITING FOR THE THIRD ❤❤❤

    #72

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

    I'm Thinking Not So Good

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    #73

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

    Yep, I'm In For The Long Haul

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    #74

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder it was moving. I thought it was possesed

    #75

    Self-Explanatory

    Self-Explanatory

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    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's captain america vs my dads hallowen constume

    #76

    Dwayne Johnson

    Dwayne Johnson

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    #77

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

    Don’t Know If This, Thing, Will Be Able To Determine The Outcome Fairly.

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    #78

    Extra-Terrestrial...

    Extra-Terrestrial...

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    #79

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

    Not Exactly A Meme, But Pretty Funny In My Opinion 😄

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    #80

    Took Up Ukulele

    Took Up Ukulele

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    #81

    Probably Not 😬

    Probably Not 😬

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    #82

    Aw Sh!t Bros

    Aw Sh!t Bros

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    #83

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #84

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

    Chances In The Negatives, Although I Did Have A Doctor Who Meme I Couldn’t Upload

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    #86

    🖖loki Forever

    🖖loki Forever

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    #87

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

    What Would Wonder Woman Do?

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    PurpleDoople
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS SOON AS I SCROLLED PAST MY SPOTIFY AD SAID ‘WWWWD’ OH MY GOD

    #88

    Chonky

    Chonky

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    #89

    50:50

    50:50

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    #90

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #91

    🤷🤷🤷

    🤷🤷🤷

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    #92

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

    I Mean, I'd Say I'm Optimistic.

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    #93

    Creepy Joe

    Creepy Joe

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