Post some fun conspiracy theories—nothing too serious, just looking for a laugh. Let's not get political or offensive with any of these. My favorite conspiracy theory is that we do not own the cats... they own us.
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I can't believe no one has said this one. Walt Disney being frozen under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney World. Along with the theory that Disney called the movie "Frozen" was so if you looked up "Disney frozen" it would give you the movie instead.
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Recently, I've heard a theory that all these crazy climare activist - like those who throw soup at famous artworks or glue themselves to roads - are hired by those who benefit from conservative energy sources to make actual climate activist look unhinged by association. That way, they can effectively shut down all debate about climate situation and continue to pollute even though we're nearing the point of no return. I'm usually critical about conspiracies, but this one makes tons of sense to me.
I guess that it could be mirrored and the crazy anti-climate change conspiracy theorists are hired by people who invested in non coal and fossil fuel industries
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Shell hires a few young people around the world to troll colleges looking for good marks. Convince them (rightly) that the environment is being destroyed. Then convince them that the best way to get their point across is to do absolutely counterproductive, public stunts like throwing paint on the Mona Lisa, letting the air out of SUV tires (why not pickup trucks or semis?), or actual bombs and arson and terror acts. Cue outrage. These act will turn public opinion against the cause, and the average suburban voter will be embarrassed to be associated with such violent or wrongheaded acts. If you really waned to accomplish things, attack the CEOs of the gas/oil/plastic companies, or the politicians. Physically, or metaphorically. Keep the general populace out of it. We do NOT take kindly to being woken up out of our stupor or made to feel guilty or complicit. (and I mean this last part sincerely)
Load More Replies...Birds aren't real. They've all been replaced by government drones and are part of state surveillance.
I love that one as well. It's actually pretty funny reading all the details
Dis you see the TedTalk where he revealed it just was just a haox he made up?
Load More Replies...Then who's pooping on my car? Did they make pooping drones, too? Ohho hahaha they did, didn't they...there is definitely mind-control nanodevices implanted in this robo-poop all controlled by the SuperDuperFriends (new Illuminati name chosen to create confusion) and the Jewish space lasers with their 5G techno-telepathy mind waves to make the sheeple believe the world isn't flat...all to sell more tin foil for special hats. /S
Yo, some of my classmates believe this sh*t! This one is just stupid to me. Birds have been around for at least 150 million years!
The earth is flat…Yeah , and sits on the backs of four elephants, who stand on the back of the Great A’Tuin.
So why is there still stuff on this so called flat planet with all these cats running about?
Load More Replies...I have a bit of an obsession with Flat Earthers. It’s like watching an intellectual train wreck, and I just can’t look away. “Photos are fake! They prove nothing! Also, look at this misattributed photo and my complete misunderstanding of it and the most basic science…proof the Earth is flat!”
I watched a Jubilee debate on flat earthers vs scientists. I blew my brain that FE's can be THAT stupid...
Load More Replies...If the Earth was flat, the cats would've thrown everything off it
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And the famous "Fifth Elephant" crashed into the Earth creating the bone mountains
Shouldn't it be four turtles on the back of an elephant? Soooo confusing (sarcasm)
Modern Art is just a money laundering scheme for the uber rich and they think it's hilarious when some of us "poors" think s**ty color blocks are "inspired" or "genius."
No, because buying art and inflating it's value is a great way to launder money from criminal enterprises, always has been.
Load More Replies...I once sold a painting for a bag of jalapeno poppers. I expect I'm the only person in history to have done so. I win!
Bielefeld does'nt exist. No explanation needed!
Elchinero, that is not how we play this game!
Load More Replies...Mobile homes attract tornadoes.
"I seen this big cloud - it jist started a'turnin'. I called out to my wife. I said "Look out, Ethel. It is a'comin. Git the dogs. We got to go!'"
Jews run the world. We quite obviously do not. But we do have Jewish space lazers though 😉
This "Jewish conspiracy" thing was actually made up as Nazi propaganda so that the jews would be scapegoated.
I know I'm late but trust me it wasn't. It tapped into over a millennium of Christian Europe scapegoating Jews for everything, from the Black Death to selling French military secrets to the Germans (Alfred Dreyfus, who indirectly inspired the creation of the modern state of Israel due to Theodor Herzl, a journalist at the time, deciding that was the only solution to antisemitism. He also got a shout-out by Mark Twain in his essay 'Concerning the Jews'!) The origin of the 'control' myth can be traced back to as early as 1846, per the ADL [antisemitism.adl.org/power/], but it was both codified and more prominent with the publication of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. In 1905. This also plays into the false notion that antisemitism both started and ended with Hitler, which it did not. Hitler was not unique in being antisemitic; he was tapping into a deep current of antisemitism in European history that started in a definable form over a millennium ago and persists to this day.
Load More Replies...At the northpole there is a polar fortress. And living in there are Elvis Presley, Falco, Fidel Castro, Michael Jackson, and Adolf H playing poker all day.
The latter would be approaching his 135th birthday next month...not overly likely.
That's because Hitler is powered by vrill energy taken from the sun in the center of the Hollow Earth, duh!
Load More Replies...You forgot Orville Redenbacher . He also lives in that fortress.
There was said to be an island where all the "dead" famous people live and prosper and they have all the remedies from diseases and live forever (edit: spelling)
I'm surprised that you put Herr Hötzel in your powerful immortals group, but gladly accepted.
All books with real-world settings are real, or going to happen, especially the ones with reasons why we wouldn't know what's going on like Rick Riordan's or Brandon Sanderson's books.
By referring to Brandon Sanderson's books, you're not talking about any of the Cosmere books, right? because those aren't set on Earth. Skyward is related, though.
Well, in the case of the Cosmere, we could be a part of it, but not know it due to a lack of perpendicularities.
Load More Replies...I like to believe Fantasy books and these kinds of books are nonfiction unless there is a date in the book and we pass that date. Edit for rewording.
Was not happy when I realized Blade Runner was set in 2019...and still no flying cars, Replicants or off-world colonies...
Load More Replies...Or they might have been and we're the echoes of former greater civilizations and even of ourselves fron eons ago (again sarcasm, plz don't downvote me for being drunk enough not only to read, but to post what comes into my head)
The Illuminati controls the earth, and they sometimes do stuff like put it in the freezer (so we get the ice age) and play dodgeball with it (earthquakes).
Very, very big. But their still children, and their fathers called Jesus Christ
Load More Replies...Ulta leftist Nazi cannibals vaccinate my potting soil. (with adrenochrome of lizard people)
"I was right in the middle of a f*cking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds." -Raoul Duke
Hunter S. Thompson, my all time favorite journalist and author.
Load More Replies..."NAZI CANNIBALS"????? also wouldn't them "vaccinating potting soil" be good for their- LIZARD PEOPLE?
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Load More Replies..."Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?"..."Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!"
Yes! The above quote is about Kentucky Fried Chicken in case anyone hasn't seen the movie
Load More Replies...Paul is Dead. Love The Beatles.
The Eiffel Tower was built as a spy antenna to communicate with space aliens who were trading advanced technology in exchange for information about human society. France wanted to have another tall metal tower on the other side of the world to improve the communications. That's why they gave the Statue of Liberty to the United States.
That there are pyramids on Antarctica that were made by humans
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
Nice one. For those not in the know: this is from the works of HP Lovecraft. He actually wrote a book about an ancient city UNDER Antartica populated by giant blind penguins and other creatures. It's called The Montains of Madness. Well worth a read if you're into horror.
Load More Replies...They were built by the Yautja in order to exercise with their besties, the Xenomorphs...🙋🏽
Load More Replies...Black cats are bad luck. *eyeroll*
Black cats are the best! My black kitty Milo was the love of my life.
My grandparents' black cat Kotya was like a lil bro to me, the best cat ever
My grandma’s cat is a good boy who gives good luck! He can’t give strangers outside luck anymore cus he went blind yesterday (old kitty) but he’s still awesome
The electronic transistor was developed from technology found in the “alleged” UFO debris found near Roswell, New Mexico. The debris was found in June 1947. The first transistor was demonstrated just six months later in December 1947.
The five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council are the five largest weapons manufacturers on the planet.
This is basically true… the permanent members of the UN Security Council are the US, France, Russia, China, and the UK. Top weapons manufacturers (depending on what statistics and year) are the US, France, Russia, China, and India (2020). The UK was the #4 exporter of arms from 1950-2020. Corporate and national profiting from war and death is a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_industry#:~:text=The%20combined%20arms%2Dsales%20of,%2C%20France%2C%20China%20and%20Germany.
In the late 30s Nazi Germany organized an expedition to Antarctica. They claimed part of it, called it New Swabia, and tried to set up a whaling station. There is a theory that several high up Nazi leaders and elite units of the SS evacuated to Antarctica after the war. There is allegedly a map created by the KGB of underwater U boat passages in the area. In addition to that, the theory claims that US Navy operation High Jump was actually a mission to fight said Nazis, which would explain the strangely high amount of casualties.
This could be the good example of a well-connected, reasonable theory. When one says conspiracy theory, we are wired to expect self-contradicting stories.
How has no one added this yet?! "Some supporters of the QAnon conspiracy gathered in Dallas, as a theory circulated that John F. Kennedy Jr., who has been dead for more than 20 years, would reappear and announce that former President Trump will be reinstated as president."
Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a body double for... reasons?
Read this one, even seems to be kinda legit. The Soviets (for real) had like dozens of doubles of popular singers and bands performing at different places at the same times, when real ines were either in rehab or dead
That science isn't real. Yes, modern academia, government and systems are defiantly imperfect, and we should question everything. But accepted, peer reviewed science being just dismissed is a return to the dark ages.
I wish all these modern "science-doubters" would not be allowed to use the science and technology that they doubt. See how long that stupidity lasts...
Load More Replies...If u play the ouiji board you’ll summon demon elmo.
I’ve never tried it. Also you have to be at least 12 to get social media but at least 8 to talk to demons! Best deal ever
Load More Replies...I liked the one abt the show "the fresh prince of bel air" in the opening credits Will Smiths character gets into a fight and thats why his mom sends him to live with his uncle. The theory is that Will Smiths character dies and the whole show is him in heaven. When his mom visite she is actually visiting his grave.
God isn't prejudiced like Paul was.
Load More Replies...The government flew over the country with planes and dropped covid 19 particles so everyone could get sick and it would be easier for them to control you. The ideas seem people come up with
except we had trump and nothing was controlled and everything was a shitshow and now the economy is still clawing back from his ineptitude.
Yeah that's why it started on his way OUT and he came up with the vaccine and the fact there was video footage of Biden and Fauci in a lab in CHINA months before it actually became a thing. Keep spreading your BS theories
Load More Replies...I had a roommate that swore up and down that the U.S. Army created covid 19, smuggled it into China, so that the rest of the world could blame China for the pandemic.
No, it was the Russian biowarfare unit trying to drive a wedge between America and China. Or it was the Taiwanese trying to gain world support by framing China. Lack of knowledge + imagination + paranoia = some really interesting, but completely false conspiracy theories. The coronavirus, which was already present, simply mutated and become deadlier in this case, just like how the flu virus mutates and changes every year.
Load More Replies...The Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither a conspiracy or a theory!
Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!!
I heard a theory of why when you search "peppa pig house wallpaper" you find a miniature peppa in the window. The reason why she is there is due to the fact that she had cancer and daddy pig got tired of looking after her 24/7 so he chained her to her bed. 6 years later, the ACTUAL peppa was born. Creeeeepy.
Yeah, any cartoon theory with the word "cancer" is b******t to me.
That Sasquatch / Bigfoot entities are actually the remnants of the Nephilim giants mentioned in the bible.
Image stabilization does not work on Bigfoot..............If you don't know Bigfoot, then you don't know Squatch.
The world you think you live in is actually a computer simulation. It is an experiment to find out how convincing virtual reality can be. You are the test subject. I wasn't supposed to tell you this. But I believe you have the right to know.
Philosophy can be a total mind f*ck...are we the dreamers or the dreamt illusions?
What's the point of giving me stress-indicted one-ear-tinnitus then?
You just "think" you have tinnitus. That is part of the simulation.
Load More Replies...Donald Trump is the love-child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand.
That explains why he's been talking about him lately. And why he's such a racist monster.
Edward de Vere the Earl of Oxford is the real Shakespeare. Anderson´s excellent book, y Any Other Name,"makes a compelling argument that the main author of the works was the Earl who studied the classics, owned the books that appear in the plays, and had an intimate knowledge of the court. De Vere´s life story matches up well with the plays - everything from being in debt to Venice merchants to having friends of the same names as the characters in the plays. The recognized Shakespeare was an elementary-school educated grain merchant who misspelled his name on his will, owned no books, never traveled outside of the country, and left his second best bed to his wife without any mention of the plays. Read the book before judging!
The cute guy I met on my trip to Hawaii is a government spy or something. No way someone as gorgeous as him is actually into me 🤣
My favorite one is that there’s not two Olsen twins, but it’s just one person that moves very fast.
That Rebecca Black's "Friday" is about the assassination of JFK (don't hate me, I just think it's funny)
my favorite conspiracy theory is that Long John Silvers is a money laundering front, but honestly, I unironically believe it. there are no cars out there whenever I see one, not that i do that often, and i don't even think any employees are in there half the time. it makes no physical sense for it to be anything else because you never see anybody go " boy i sure a hungry, i could go for some long john silvers right about now!" it's insane how much it makes sense
Their fish is awful, in my opinion. Captain D's for me!
If that is true why have many of them shut their doors? In my area there are very few left.
You can always go to Capt. Hook Fish and Chips. If Bradley still works there, tell him I said hi
Vaccines make you magnetic (even to plastic) The sky is a dome built by "the government" to prevent people from seeing god. Jewish space lasers are causing wildfires. Satanic, cannibalistic, child molesters are operating a global child sex trafficking ring which conspired against Donald tRump.
Donald Trump is not real. He is an AI construct, designed as publicity click bait for Trump Hotels at first, then becoming its own industry. This AI trap is now used to identify the extremely gullible personalities, so they can be targeted by organized crime cons later. A "Trump" sign on your lawn is known by the FBI to be a signal inviting cons to knock on the door and sell.. bibles, hats, and "secret investments"; all fake.
Andy Kaufman faked his death and has been playing Donald Trump for the last ten years. The real Donald Trump plays golf all day. Meanwhile Andy Trump Kaufman and his comedy writing team are trapped because they believe this bit went this far.
MrBeast's Networth is infinite because he gives away money but makes more money from those same videos, so technicaly he is worth Infinity dollars
That's not really a theory, that's just true. But he mostly makes money off of merchandise and his chocolate brand.
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