Post some fun conspiracy theories—nothing too serious, just looking for a laugh. Let's not get political or offensive with any of these. My favorite conspiracy theory is that we do not own the cats... they own us.

#1

I can't believe no one has said this one. Walt Disney being frozen under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney World. Along with the theory that Disney called the movie "Frozen" was so if you looked up "Disney frozen" it would give you the movie instead.

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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 upvotes!? MOM I'M FAMOUS! Edit: I don't know if I got this many upvotes from the post or this comment, but if it was because of the comment, I hope you had a good laugh. 😂

FROGS!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true I believe they just done want anyone to know and then Frozen got so popular that they made another and are making another currently

Maria Henk
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #2

    Recently, I've heard a theory that all these crazy climare activist - like those who throw soup at famous artworks or glue themselves to roads - are hired by those who benefit from conservative energy sources to make actual climate activist look unhinged by association. That way, they can effectively shut down all debate about climate situation and continue to pollute even though we're nearing the point of no return. I'm usually critical about conspiracies, but this one makes tons of sense to me.

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that it could be mirrored and the crazy anti-climate change conspiracy theorists are hired by people who invested in non coal and fossil fuel industries

    pedro wayne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE READ, I want to give testimony of my life, how my life changed totally from bad to good, I want to thank the Lord Grand Master of illuminati, for accepting me in to the illuminati brotherhood, I have try so many times to join the illuminati, but I was scammed but I never give up, because if you give up in life, life will give up on you, I still keep on trying because I believe I will join the illuminati and become successful in life, finally I met the right person who helped me and show me the way to join the illuminati, as you can see today I am giving my testimony of how the illuminati brotherhood helped me, become successful and well known in America, when I was totally initiated to the illuminati brotherhood, I was given so many benefits as a new member. you can contact him vai whatsapp. https://wa.me/message/E5XBVJDEWLH5A1 +1 (716) 737-9338 Below are the benefits given to me as a new member 1 CASH OF $3,000,000.00 2 CAR OF MY CHOICE 3 HOUSE OF MY CHOICE 4 INTERNATIONAL VISA

    BK BigFish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shell hires a few young people around the world to troll colleges looking for good marks. Convince them (rightly) that the environment is being destroyed. Then convince them that the best way to get their point across is to do absolutely counterproductive, public stunts like throwing paint on the Mona Lisa, letting the air out of SUV tires (why not pickup trucks or semis?), or actual bombs and arson and terror acts. Cue outrage. These act will turn public opinion against the cause, and the average suburban voter will be embarrassed to be associated with such violent or wrongheaded acts. If you really waned to accomplish things, attack the CEOs of the gas/oil/plastic companies, or the politicians. Physically, or metaphorically. Keep the general populace out of it. We do NOT take kindly to being woken up out of our stupor or made to feel guilty or complicit. (and I mean this last part sincerely)

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    #3

    Birds aren't real. They've all been replaced by government drones and are part of state surveillance.

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    Jaden Yoder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that one as well. It's actually pretty funny reading all the details

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dis you see the TedTalk where he revealed it just was just a haox he made up?

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then who's pooping on my car? Did they make pooping drones, too? Ohho hahaha they did, didn't they...there is definitely mind-control nanodevices implanted in this robo-poop all controlled by the SuperDuperFriends (new Illuminati name chosen to create confusion) and the Jewish space lasers with their 5G techno-telepathy mind waves to make the sheeple believe the world isn't flat...all to sell more tin foil for special hats. /S

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, some of my classmates believe this sh*t! This one is just stupid to me. Birds have been around for at least 150 million years!

    FROGS!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this with only pigeons and seagulls

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    #4

    The earth is flat…Yeah , and sits on the backs of four elephants, who stand on the back of the Great A’Tuin.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why is there still stuff on this so called flat planet with all these cats running about?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bit of an obsession with Flat Earthers. It’s like watching an intellectual train wreck, and I just can’t look away. “Photos are fake! They prove nothing! Also, look at this misattributed photo and my complete misunderstanding of it and the most basic science…proof the Earth is flat!”

    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a Jubilee debate on flat earthers vs scientists. I blew my brain that FE's can be THAT stupid...

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    Rtblast66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Earth was flat, wouldn't cats have pushed everything off by now?

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Earth was flat, the cats would've thrown everything off it

    Brandon Carol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you interested in joining the Illuminati organization for riches and fame and success in life.This is an open invitation for anyone who want to join this illuminati organization. Email illuminatiworldoffamous@gmail.com or  What'sApp number   +2349130700648

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the famous "Fifth Elephant" crashed into the Earth creating the bone mountains

    FROGS!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth ISNT flat!,!!!!!!!!!

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be four turtles on the back of an elephant? Soooo confusing (sarcasm)

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    #5

    Modern Art is just a money laundering scheme for the uber rich and they think it's hilarious when some of us "poors" think s**ty color blocks are "inspired" or "genius."

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    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, is it weird that this sounds true?

    Libstak
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because buying art and inflating it's value is a great way to launder money from criminal enterprises, always has been.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sold a painting for a bag of jalapeno poppers. I expect I'm the only person in history to have done so. I win!

    Rostit.. .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except functionally this is true. Kyle must not understand economics.

    MurderMittens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then daddy hires the new art owner at some cooshy political job.

    #6

    Bielefeld does'nt exist. No explanation needed!

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    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was ónly Australia that doesnt exist. So there's more.

    Elchinero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pal who lives in Bielefeld!

    #7

    Mobile homes attract tornadoes.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, that's why they are called "tornado bait"

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I seen this big cloud - it jist started a'turnin'. I called out to my wife. I said "Look out, Ethel. It is a'comin. Git the dogs. We got to go!'"

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your home is mobile and your car isn't, you might be a redneck.

    Elchinero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT is true?! Or trailer parks ...

    #8

    Jews run the world. We quite obviously do not. But we do have Jewish space lazers though 😉

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman was Jewish.. Up, up and oy vey!!

    John Leavitt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously you do not, you would've spelled lasers correctly.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "Jewish conspiracy" thing was actually made up as Nazi propaganda so that the jews would be scapegoated.

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm late but trust me it wasn't. It tapped into over a millennium of Christian Europe scapegoating Jews for everything, from the Black Death to selling French military secrets to the Germans (Alfred Dreyfus, who indirectly inspired the creation of the modern state of Israel due to Theodor Herzl, a journalist at the time, deciding that was the only solution to antisemitism. He also got a shout-out by Mark Twain in his essay 'Concerning the Jews'!) The origin of the 'control' myth can be traced back to as early as 1846, per the ADL [antisemitism.adl.org/power/], but it was both codified and more prominent with the publication of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. In 1905. This also plays into the false notion that antisemitism both started and ended with Hitler, which it did not. Hitler was not unique in being antisemitic; he was tapping into a deep current of antisemitism in European history that started in a definable form over a millennium ago and persists to this day.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    My poor Mizrahi friend is not part of a world dominating organization. But Jews are everywhere in many important places, including USA federal bureaucracy.

    #9

    At the northpole there is a polar fortress. And living in there are Elvis Presley, Falco, Fidel Castro, Michael Jackson, and Adolf H playing poker all day.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latter would be approaching his 135th birthday next month...not overly likely.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because Hitler is powered by vrill energy taken from the sun in the center of the Hollow Earth, duh!

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    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot Orville Redenbacher . He also lives in that fortress.

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was said to be an island where all the "dead" famous people live and prosper and they have all the remedies from diseases and live forever (edit: spelling)

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would MJ hang out with Hitler? Doesn't sound like him.

    Pagan squirrel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I we all know Elvis is on the moon!

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's alot hotter where any of these guys are hanging out right now.....

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised that you put Herr Hötzel in your powerful immortals group, but gladly accepted.

    #10

    Jewish lasers.

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    #11

    All books with real-world settings are real, or going to happen, especially the ones with reasons why we wouldn't know what's going on like Rick Riordan's or Brandon Sanderson's books.

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    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By referring to Brandon Sanderson's books, you're not talking about any of the Cosmere books, right? because those aren't set on Earth. Skyward is related, though.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in the case of the Cosmere, we could be a part of it, but not know it due to a lack of perpendicularities.

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    Minecraft_Chicken
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to believe Fantasy books and these kinds of books are nonfiction unless there is a date in the book and we pass that date. Edit for rewording.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was not happy when I realized Blade Runner was set in 2019...and still no flying cars, Replicants or off-world colonies...

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    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they might have been and we're the echoes of former greater civilizations and even of ourselves fron eons ago (again sarcasm, plz don't downvote me for being drunk enough not only to read, but to post what comes into my head)

    #12

    The Illuminati controls the earth, and they sometimes do stuff like put it in the freezer (so we get the ice age) and play dodgeball with it (earthquakes).

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big are these Illuminati overlords exactly?

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very, very big. But their still children, and their fathers called Jesus Christ

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    #13

    Ulta leftist Nazi cannibals vaccinate my potting soil. (with adrenochrome of lizard people)

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was right in the middle of a f*cking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds." -Raoul Duke

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunter S. Thompson, my all time favorite journalist and author.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NAZI CANNIBALS"????? also wouldn't them "vaccinating potting soil" be good for their- LIZARD PEOPLE?

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been paying attention, james stevenson, that's exactly the point...🦎 💉 🌱

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    #14

    "Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?"..."Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!"

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    SBocker78
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! The above quote is about Kentucky Fried Chicken in case anyone hasn't seen the movie

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is part of the Pentaverate you know.

    #15

    Paul is Dead. Love The Beatles.

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    #16

    The Eiffel Tower was built as a spy antenna to communicate with space aliens who were trading advanced technology in exchange for information about human society. France wanted to have another tall metal tower on the other side of the world to improve the communications. That's why they gave the Statue of Liberty to the United States.

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    #17

    That there are pyramids on Antarctica that were made by humans

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    StPaul9
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one. For those not in the know: this is from the works of HP Lovecraft. He actually wrote a book about an ancient city UNDER Antartica populated by giant blind penguins and other creatures. It's called The Montains of Madness. Well worth a read if you're into horror.

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    90HD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard they were made for the Predator

    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were built by the Yautja in order to exercise with their besties, the Xenomorphs...🙋🏽

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    #18

    Black cats are bad luck. *eyeroll*

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black cats are the best! My black kitty Milo was the love of my life.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black cats are considered good luck in Japan.

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents' black cat Kotya was like a lil bro to me, the best cat ever

    Nikolka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no bad luck, they are best♥♥♥

    Samsquatch & Monko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma’s cat is a good boy who gives good luck! He can’t give strangers outside luck anymore cus he went blind yesterday (old kitty) but he’s still awesome

    #19

    The electronic transistor was developed from technology found in the “alleged” UFO debris found near Roswell, New Mexico. The debris was found in June 1947. The first transistor was demonstrated just six months later in December 1947.

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    #20

    The five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council are the five largest weapons manufacturers on the planet.

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can it be a conspiracy theory if it is factual?

    Mab
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically true… the permanent members of the UN Security Council are the US, France, Russia, China, and the UK. Top weapons manufacturers (depending on what statistics and year) are the US, France, Russia, China, and India (2020). The UK was the #4 exporter of arms from 1950-2020. Corporate and national profiting from war and death is a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_industry#:~:text=The%20combined%20arms%2Dsales%20of,%2C%20France%2C%20China%20and%20Germany.

    #21

    In the late 30s Nazi Germany organized an expedition to Antarctica. They claimed part of it, called it New Swabia, and tried to set up a whaling station. There is a theory that several high up Nazi leaders and elite units of the SS evacuated to Antarctica after the war. There is allegedly a map created by the KGB of underwater U boat passages in the area. In addition to that, the theory claims that US Navy operation High Jump was actually a mission to fight said Nazis, which would explain the strangely high amount of casualties.

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    John Leavitt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they went to the dark side of the moon.

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the good example of a well-connected, reasonable theory. When one says conspiracy theory, we are wired to expect self-contradicting stories.

    #22

    How has no one added this yet?! "Some supporters of the QAnon conspiracy gathered in Dallas, as a theory circulated that John F. Kennedy Jr., who has been dead for more than 20 years, would reappear and announce that former President Trump will be reinstated as president."

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were pretty pissed when he didn't... but this was all part of the plan, of course.

    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well but "pretty pissed" is their favorite state, almost necessary for life!

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    #23

    Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a body double for... reasons?

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    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this one, even seems to be kinda legit. The Soviets (for real) had like dozens of doubles of popular singers and bands performing at different places at the same times, when real ines were either in rehab or dead

    #24

    That science isn't real. Yes, modern academia, government and systems are defiantly imperfect, and we should question everything. But accepted, peer reviewed science being just dismissed is a return to the dark ages.

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …this is more of an exasperated laugh than anything else…

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish all these modern "science-doubters" would not be allowed to use the science and technology that they doubt. See how long that stupidity lasts...

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    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SCIENCE IS TRUTH, don't be misled by the facts. 🤣

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    #25

    If u play the ouiji board you’ll summon demon elmo.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never tried it. Also you have to be at least 12 to get social media but at least 8 to talk to demons! Best deal ever

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    #26

    I liked the one abt the show "the fresh prince of bel air" in the opening credits Will Smiths character gets into a fight and thats why his mom sends him to live with his uncle. The theory is that Will Smiths character dies and the whole show is him in heaven. When his mom visite she is actually visiting his grave.

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    #27

    The government flew over the country with planes and dropped covid 19 particles so everyone could get sick and it would be easier for them to control you. The ideas seem people come up with

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    Rostit.. .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except we had trump and nothing was controlled and everything was a shitshow and now the economy is still clawing back from his ineptitude.

    Manny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's why it started on his way OUT and he came up with the vaccine and the fact there was video footage of Biden and Fauci in a lab in CHINA months before it actually became a thing. Keep spreading your BS theories

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    Kathie McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate that swore up and down that the U.S. Army created covid 19, smuggled it into China, so that the rest of the world could blame China for the pandemic.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it was the Russian biowarfare unit trying to drive a wedge between America and China. Or it was the Taiwanese trying to gain world support by framing China. Lack of knowledge + imagination + paranoia = some really interesting, but completely false conspiracy theories. The coronavirus, which was already present, simply mutated and become deadlier in this case, just like how the flu virus mutates and changes every year.

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    #28

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither a conspiracy or a theory!

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    Legendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May he bless you with his noodly appendages

    #29

    Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!!

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    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there was a second pusher on the grassy knoll.

    FROGS!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg… I wonder who it was

    #30

    I heard a theory of why when you search "peppa pig house wallpaper" you find a miniature peppa in the window. The reason why she is there is due to the fact that she had cancer and daddy pig got tired of looking after her 24/7 so he chained her to her bed. 6 years later, the ACTUAL peppa was born. Creeeeepy.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, any cartoon theory with the word "cancer" is b******t to me.

    FROGS!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://images.app.goo.gl/TEWpDjcL1CJh629u9

    #31

    That Sasquatch / Bigfoot entities are actually the remnants of the Nephilim giants mentioned in the bible.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big foot just won World Hide and Seek Champion for the 80th year in a row...

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Image stabilization does not work on Bigfoot..............If you don't know Bigfoot, then you don't know Squatch.

    #32

    The world you think you live in is actually a computer simulation. It is an experiment to find out how convincing virtual reality can be. You are the test subject. I wasn't supposed to tell you this. But I believe you have the right to know.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point of giving me stress-indicted one-ear-tinnitus then?

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just "think" you have tinnitus. That is part of the simulation.

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    #33

    Donald Trump is the love-child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems plausible, of course he could also be a reptilian alien softening everyone up for the coming invasion...psy ops is pretty effective I've heard. I mean, there are folks who will be begging them to takeover just to end the madness.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains why he's been talking about him lately. And why he's such a racist monster.

    #34

    FLIES. ARE. ALIENS. They have no reason for 3000 eyes

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    #35

    Typing Google into Google can break the internet.

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    #36

    Edward de Vere the Earl of Oxford is the real Shakespeare. Anderson´s excellent book, y Any Other Name,"makes a compelling argument that the main author of the works was the Earl who studied the classics, owned the books that appear in the plays, and had an intimate knowledge of the court. De Vere´s life story matches up well with the plays - everything from being in debt to Venice merchants to having friends of the same names as the characters in the plays. The recognized Shakespeare was an elementary-school educated grain merchant who misspelled his name on his will, owned no books, never traveled outside of the country, and left his second best bed to his wife without any mention of the plays. Read the book before judging!

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    #37

    The cute guy I met on my trip to Hawaii is a government spy or something. No way someone as gorgeous as him is actually into me 🤣

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    Lily_Clancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like that all the damn time lol

    #38

    Cats don't honestly care about ruling the world, as long as they get lots of tuna.

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    #39

    My favorite one is that there’s not two Olsen twins, but it’s just one person that moves very fast.

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    #40

    That Rebecca Black's "Friday" is about the assassination of JFK (don't hate me, I just think it's funny)

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    #41

    my favorite conspiracy theory is that Long John Silvers is a money laundering front, but honestly, I unironically believe it. there are no cars out there whenever I see one, not that i do that often, and i don't even think any employees are in there half the time. it makes no physical sense for it to be anything else because you never see anybody go " boy i sure a hungry, i could go for some long john silvers right about now!" it's insane how much it makes sense

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is true why have many of them shut their doors? In my area there are very few left.

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always go to Capt. Hook Fish and Chips. If Bradley still works there, tell him I said hi

    #42

    That most private schools will eventually turn into a public school

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    #43

    Vaccines make you magnetic (even to plastic) The sky is a dome built by "the government" to prevent people from seeing god. Jewish space lasers are causing wildfires. Satanic, cannibalistic, child molesters are operating a global child sex trafficking ring which conspired against Donald tRump.

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic QAnon... and the best part about it is how the man that actually fights the bad guys (the "Q") is some anonymous guy who posts cryptic messages on meme boards :D

    #44

    Donald Trump is not real. He is an AI construct, designed as publicity click bait for Trump Hotels at first, then becoming its own industry. This AI trap is now used to identify the extremely gullible personalities, so they can be targeted by organized crime cons later. A "Trump" sign on your lawn is known by the FBI to be a signal inviting cons to knock on the door and sell.. bibles, hats, and "secret investments"; all fake.

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    #45

    Andy Kaufman faked his death and has been playing Donald Trump for the last ten years. The real Donald Trump plays golf all day. Meanwhile Andy Trump Kaufman and his comedy writing team are trapped because they believe this bit went this far.

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    #46

    MrBeast's Networth is infinite because he gives away money but makes more money from those same videos, so technicaly he is worth Infinity dollars

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    Minecraftemery (he/him CisHet)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a theory, that's just true. But he mostly makes money off of merchandise and his chocolate brand.