Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter account. He’s already following you.
Chuck Norris has been to mars, that's why there's no life on it
Kids wear Spiderman pyjamas. Spiderman wears Chuck Norris’ pyjamas.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I actually tell my daughter this cause chuck Norris is still on public cable TV here. And it helps her.
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Giraffes exist because Chuck Norris gave a horse an upper cut
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, he doesn’t get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them...
The first rule of Chuck Norris is that you don't talk about Chuck Norris.
The first rule of Chuck Norris is that you don't talk about Chuck Norris.
