We all did weird and dumb stuff as kids, and often it is comedy GOLD. Let's hear it!
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I had this little model human body, with organs and things you could take out with tweezers. I... pretended I was a cannibal and it was like sushi.
I used to look up butts on google when I was 7 because I thought they were funny and I got traumatized very very fast.
I used to threaten decapitation to cope with my social anxiety...
I imagine that was fairly effective. I hope you are finding some relief from the anxiety.
I would always "flirt" with boys, but really I would say they're cute and I like them and stuff, which is not flirting at all it's just confessing feelings. The thing is I would do it to every single guy I saw. Now I'm careful not to flirt unless I actually like the guy so I don't repeat that embarrassing past.
I ate my boogers till I was six. I know, disgusting!
It looks disgusting but studies have shown that children who eat their boogers actually have a healthier immune system than those who don't.
I got mad at people if they pronounced dinosaur names wrong, I liked to bite people, half the time I communicated with cat noises (I still do this), and I pretended to be shyer and more fragile and innocent than I actually was so people would be more impressed when I talked to or insulted them. I also thought diet sodas were made of pee and sand mixed together, and told people this as if it was true.
I licked walls and ate the corners off of book pages
I ate grass 🤣
I didn't find it weird but my classmates sure did. I used to do all the quizzes in science textbooks (yep, I'm that old) on the weekends. I loved learning.
lmao I chewed my toenails
In elementary school, I’d stand on the playground, spread my arms wide, and just spin. I’d spin as fast as possible. I usually fell down backwards on my back. I’d then just lay there looking at the sky until the dizziness subsided. Then I’d do it again. It was oddly relaxing.
I ate honey on my grilled cheese sandwiches (and with out my parents knowing I trapped flies in the honey as well) and I called snails neils. And pelicans pecilans.
I would dig up worms, dip them in Ketchup, and eat.
Also sticks of butter dipped in sugar.
I used to sneak into my parents bathroom and eat my dad’s toothpaste like it was some kind of forbidden candy. I also liked to go into my mom’s closet just to smell her clothes (she thought I was looking at the Christmas gifts, but I legitimately just liked the smell of her closet!)
