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#1
I was a gullible toddler. Here are two thing I used to believe until the age of 8 or 9. 1. Crossing your eyes for too long would make them stay that way. 2. Swallowing a watermelon seed would cause a watermelon to grow in your stomach.
Final score:
14points
Vonny 2 years ago
The watermelon seed eating! lol I remember I was five when an aunt told me if I swallowed a seed I'd get pregnant. like she was at the time. I spent the better part of the summer making sure my tummy didn't get big & round like hers.
CascadedFalls (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
What a funny misunderstanding lol. I can only imagine how concerned you must have been, thinking about the consequences of swallowing a watermelon seed.
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CascadedFalls (Submission author) 2 years ago
Well, I guess we're both here, secretly nurturing our inner watermelon gardens. I'll bring the lemonade, you bring the seeds!
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Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Sixteen from Numberblocks happens to cross her eyes when she snorts. if she ever thought they got stuck, she definitely doesn’t think that now.
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago
Wait, I seriously thought the first one was real up until now
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#2
Seafood. Im german and we call it Meeresfrüchte (Sea Fruit). Because of that I believed there we're actual bananas, oranges, apples etc but under the sea. We never had seafood at home because my mom hates that stuff so I believed that for an embarassing long while. And yes Im enjoying it as an adult.
Final score:
13points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
D: I dare you to put one in your pussy, B.
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I believed that when something died, it had its own heaven, like if a horse died, it would go to horse heaven, and if a monkey died it would go to monkey heaven. But I believed that if you had a pet, you could go visit them in whatever heaven they were in, let's say you had a pet fish, I believed you would be in human heaven and the fish would be in fish heaven but you could go and visit the fish in fish heaven
Final score:
13points
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Ty! It was one of the less weird things I believed lol
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RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Maybe? I believe that people will go to the same heaven as all the other animals, but it depends on what you believe
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blixten1982 2 years ago (edited)
Who knows, this could be true. No one can prove that it isn't. 🇺🇦
Laura Osborne 2 years ago
Wouldn't that be wonderful! I've lost so many pets and I'd love to see them all again healthy and happier than the last time I saw them.
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
And I like to think every single person has a custom heaven, but you can go visit them, and I hope I’m right
#4
1. All jungles had quicksand 2. There were actual lines making up the Bermuda Triangle and if you crossed them, you were "disappeared" to somewhere else.
Final score:
13points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
You probably thought the first one from Backyardigans. Uniqua kept claiming there was no quicksand in the jungle only to come across a patch.
Ozymandias73 (Submission author) 2 years ago
LOL I know of that show b/c of my grandchildren but no. My "knowledge" (so to speak) comes from much older action movies and TV shows.
Load More Replies... #5
I thought money laundering was literally cleaning money, so I was terrified to rinse off dirty coins for fear I'd go to jail. Also thought until embarrassingly recently that a tap room was a dance studio that also served alcohol. Felt like an idiot when I realized the tap refers to a beer tap, not the dance.
Final score:
13points
#6
I swore Post offices had top secret underground tunnels that would connect with other post offices throughout the world and considered mailmen to be top secret federal agents.
Final score:
12points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Sometimes I forget about mail trucks and I imagine them walking to the mail’s destination on foot because that’s typically how it’s portrayed on TV
#7
That before colour TV the whole world was black and white. I wondered what happened in the 70's to make everything so much brighter.
Final score:
12points
#8
I thought that plants and animals spoke Spanish. My best friend was a boy named Jorge, and his mom used to babysit me. They had this giant garden with chickens and geese and she would talk to the plants etc in Spanish then speak English to me. I didn’t really know it was just a different language, I thought it was a special one for talking to the earth. I was really surprised when I said, “leche” and my teacher at school understood me.
Final score:
12points
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago
That would be cool tho, If there was a special language for speaking to plants and other animals.
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
O: Ohohohoho! O o o o o o! X: you never told me that before. Violet: you understood that? He just said o.
#9
I use to also believe that we (my family) owned the only tv remote (I guess in the world). So as my dad was packing for a work trip i sneaked our remote in his suitcase so he could watch tv, as the rest of my family had each other for entertainment. My brother was not verry happy with me
Final score:
11points
#10
If I stuck out my lower lip, a bee would land in it and sting it Music from the radio was a live band performing in the studio The toilet would suck me down it when I flushed it. (Thanks sis) Quicksand would be a bigger problem than it is
Final score:
11points
Rodi Bonilla 2 years ago (edited)
I too was mortified about sitting on toilets up until 6th grade. I didn't sit, I squatted because I feared an anaconda would suck me in. I believe this happened in a movie.
Some guy 2 years ago
Well, I've seen one movie with zombies coming up out of the toilet, and at least one movie with a guy getting pulled in and flushed, so your fears sound perfectly reasonable to me.
Load More Replies... Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
we were all scared of quicksand, because cartoons made it seem like a big deal. don’t worry you’re not the only one.
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
I believed the 3rd when I was little to lol edit: meant the 4th
#11
While on a road trip, we drove past a wind farm (the great big turbines), and my father told me that those were fans that held California on to the rest of the United States. If the fans shut off, California would float away. I not only believed him, but went to school and told all my friends about California not being attached to the rest of the country.
Final score:
11points
#12
my mom said she could tell if i was lying by looking in my eyes so when telling a lie i just closed my eyes
Final score:
11points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Twelve: I told my niece that her ears turn red when she lies. now we know whenever she’s lying because she makes sure to cover her ears first.
Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago
I always told my kids when they were little, that I had eyes in the back of my head and could see what they were doing. While washing dishes one day, with my back to them, they were doing something that I recognized by the sounds they were making. Maybe getting into cookies, I don't remember. And without turning around I told them to stop it. I heard one of them say "She really does have eyes in the back of her head!"
#13
When I was four or five, I believed that you had three options when you graduated high school: 1)Become a teacher. 2)Become a parent. 3) Die. I was terrified of starting kindergarten because I didn't want to be a parent or a teacher, and I certainly didn't want to die.
Final score:
11points
§• Råinbow Påndå •§ 2 years ago
I believed university was a yellow telephone booth where you typed in the job you wanted and then you had it.
l bee (Submission author) 1 year ago
This is hella late but...my mom was a SAHM, my dad worked overnight, and so did my grandparents. At that age, I didn't know anyone who wasn't a parent or a teacher. Hence, thinking you were a parent, a teacher, or dead.
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Swallow gum = gum tree
Final score:
9points
Laura Osborne 2 years ago
I was told that if I swallowed chewing/bubblegum it would stay in my digestive system for at least 10 years. I believed that for too many years!
Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago
My dad told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would make my guts stick together.
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When I was really young, I was once lying on the grass trying to see he shapes in the clouds. After a while, the wind speed at cloud level must have picked up a bit as they were moving faster. Staring straight up, I started feeling a false sense of motion, like I could feel the earth spinning. That is the moment that my mind decided that the clouds do not move, they are perfectly still and the earth turns beneath them. I believed that for about 10 years.
Final score:
8points
#16
My father worked at Town Hall where also weddings took place. As a kid I thought that when you wanted to get married you went to Town Hall. Men who wanted to get married also went there and you picked a man and got married. I have no idea where this "wisdom" came from.
Final score:
8points
#17
When I was 4 I thought you could just go to the bank and get money. Did not realize that you had to first earn the money.
Final score:
8points
That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago
It would be convenient if we didn't even need money and we just lived in a community where everything is free and we all help each other out but I guess that's never gonna happen ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌
Load More Replies... Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Eighteen: wait, money doesn’t just come from the bank whenever you randomly need it?
Spittnimage 2 years ago
I thought you only had to pay the fee on a money order and get any amount of money you wanted, to get $100 pay 65 cents.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We have a system at work called 'grow money' where the kids get fake money when they behave well, that they can use for certain prizes/rewards. At least two of the kids (6 or 7 years old) didn't realise that if you 'spent' the money, then it was taken from you and couldn't be used for another prize.
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
I thought that you go to the bank and give them pennies, and for every penny they give you a dollar. Idek where this idea came from.
#18
that every person the earth was born speaking english and if they lived in Italy, for example, the parents would have to teach the baby italian and they would forget about english
Final score:
8points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
K: I used to think English was the only language that existed, I have Russian neighbors and one time I asked my dad if they spoke that weird way, but heard each other in English. C: yeah, I don’t think I was even born when you thought that
#19
When I was very little, I thought that when I ate something, it went to the bottom of my body, that is, to my feet. The food was going up and when it reached my head, it made me grow a little more.
Final score:
8points
That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago
I always used to roll my eyes at people when they told me stuff like that and explain how the digestive system works lol
#20
When we went to the grocery shop my mother would hand over some papery things and the shopkeeper would give her the groceries *and* some free money (change). (Because I just got coins for pocket money I didn't understand that the papery things were also money.) (And, yes, I was a child in the dinosaur days.)
Final score:
8points
#21
As a 4 year-old, I thought I stumbled on the greatest secret’s answer … that Santa was old Jesus. Christian, giving, loves children and animals. It put a lot of things together for this preschooler.
Final score:
8points
#22
That professional wrestling was real.
Final score:
8points
#23
1. Eating too much carrots would turn you orange. 2. Cough medicine was coffee. 3. If you don’t do homework, you don’t get summer vacation (for some reason). 4. “If you tell the truth, you will not be punished.” Why did I believe that!?
Final score:
8points
FoxFriend (they/them) 2 years ago
Your skin can turn orangey after eating too many carrots. It's called carotenemia.
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
My parents bribed me into telling the truth with the last one all the time
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Two: Eating too much carrots DOES turn you orange. that’s because of all the vitamin A. you didn’t think I was just born orange, did you?
#24
I was 12 years old and having a difficult time with what I was learning in school about how old the earth is and what I was learning in Sunday School. So I concluded that when god created the world that she must’ve put all those dinosaur bones in there so I could justify that dinosaurs couldn’t have walked the earth.
Final score:
8points
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
My dad says God put the dinosaur bones in the ground just to mess with people
#25
I firmly believed, and proudly announced to all that would listen, that I was special because I had "2 sets of grandparents, not just 1!" Oh, what I didn't know about family trees, the birds and the bees! (Facepalm)
Final score:
8points
#26
You had to eat the fortune from the fortune cookie for it come true. My cousin told me this when we were kids with my grandma backing him up. He ended up starting a successful food company… so maybe there was a sliver of truth to it.
Final score:
8points
#27
I USED TO BELIEVE I WAS A GIRL LOL IMAGINE
Final score:
8points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I used to believe I was a boy, imagine that!
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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago
I remember telling my mom that I used to be a boy. I'm female. And I wanted to be a boy again because boys had the best toys.
#28
That all chicken eggs had baby chickens in them, and if you kept the ones from the store warm for long enough, it would hatch.
Final score:
8points
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
I believed that to because I once saw someone incubating eggs from the fridge and them hatching on TV
#30
When I was little and went grocery shopping with my mother, she would often say things like "I cannot buy you ____ because the money is for _____". So I believed that there was a specific type of money for each item, and the vendor would not accept it otherwise.
Final score:
8points
#31
one day i would become like cinderella bc i was told to clean
Final score:
7points
#32
That nuns didn’t get their period. Still makes sense to me.
Final score:
6points
#34
when I was little I believed that every time you'd tell a lie your nose will grow... now I know that my mother just told me that so she could tell I was telling a lie.
Final score:
6points
#35
Besides Santa Clause? There was the Easter Bunny & Tooth Fairy. But I believed Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was on my rooftop ( with Santa ) every Christmas until I was 7. Learned it was my dad making the clatter up there, he included jingle bells, too. lol
Final score:
6points
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
i think parents used that "santa" excuse just to eat the cookies at 3 AM lmao
Vonny (Submission author) 2 years ago
I think I turned into one of those cookie eating parents! Usually I baked dozens of cookies Christmas eve, left some for Santa & me, too. :-)
Load More Replies... Neb Skram 2 years ago
yeah my mom keep telling me to "need to have faith" in the easter bunny/santa/tooth fairy so when going to sunday school and was told i just "need to have faith" to believe in god/jesus and i said "you mean like in santa" so today i have no faith if you can't show me i don't believe
Vonny (Submission author) 2 years ago
That's reasonable. It got me thinking, do I believe in things I can't see or do I not? I'm going to ponder that thought awhile...
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i thought that if i died and the last thing i did was bad, i'd go to hell. if the last thing was good, to the pearly gates.
Final score:
6points
Neb Skram 2 years ago
some of us don't worry about that because we believe in evolution
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I believed pregnancy would result from a boy's belly button touching a girl's belly button.
Final score:
6points
#38
I believed the yellow center of a kiwi was banana.
Final score:
5points
#39
I remember asking my mother how the actors on the television were able to breathe when they kissed. I thought they would suffocate if they kept at it too long. I believed monsters were under my bed for years and would jump off my bed out of the fear they would grab my ankles and pull me under. I thought rain was the tears of angels. I am sure there are more, but these I remember distinctly.
Final score:
5points
#40
I believed the sport of badminton was named after the guy's naughty dog. A PE teacher told my class this (I think as a joke) and my autistic a*s believed it was the truth for a good 5+ years. The real root of badminton is much much more boring
Final score:
5points
#41
There was always something under my bed or someone watching me.
Final score:
5points
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
who doesn't though? We all know if we don't get our legs on top of the mattress fast enough something's going to pull us under by our ankles...
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That nuns didn’t get their period. Also, that Jaws lived in my bedroom blue carpet.
Final score:
4points
#43
I used to think that they dug a hole in the ground for outhouses. I was always impressed with how fast they could dig a hole and fill it back in.
Final score:
4points
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
The portable ones I assume as the more permanent you did dig a hole.
#44
When I was a child I grew up thinking my parents wanted to kill me because they were always abusing me and telling me that I didn't deserve to exist!
Final score:
4points
Blocks Academy Kids 2 years ago
Ñ: heh, better place… Ooh: maybe you are if they actually did kill you
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I thought that plants and animals spoke Spanish. My best friend was a boy named Jorge, and his mom used to babysit me. They had this giant garden with chickens and geese and she would talk to the plants etc in Spanish then speak English to me. I didn’t really know it was just a different language, I thought it was a special one for talking to the earth. I was really surprised when I said, “leche” and my teacher at school understood me.
Final score:
4points
#46
that i was a girl lol
Final score:
4points
riley (Submission author) 2 years ago
its so hard *crys with you in trans*
Load More Replies... Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
SAME IMAGINE HAHA COULDNT BE ME… RIGHT??? RIIIIIGHT? HEH… heh… heeeehhhh…
#47
My father told me that dogs and cats couldn’t eat pork because they kept kosher. I’m unsure why he told me this. I concluded then that all cats and dogs were Jewish. Even though I’m almost 50, some part of me still has that idea and I always buy eight nights of Hanukkah gifts for my cats. They don’t object.
Final score:
4points
#49
I believed that cats were females from dogs xD All cats what we had were females and all dogs what we had were males.
Final score:
3points
#50
I used to believe that I would be cool and have lots of friends as a teen. Never have I been so wrong in my life.
Final score:
3points
Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Because I'm nonbinary and VERY socially awkward, that's deterred a lot of people from me heh-
Laura Osborne 2 years ago
As a complete introvert (who basically only goes out to work and doctor/dentist appointments normally) this is very close to home!
#51
I believed that my esophagus was separated into three tubes: tube #1: food tube tube #2: liquid tube tube #3: seed tube (for fruit seeds lol) I believed this until I was about 7 or 8...
Final score:
3points
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago
You said you wanted BP friends so… I don’t have any either…
#52
That adults had it all figured out , and that when I became and adult, I'd have it all figured out too. Like there was a secret "adult school" you went to when you became an adult that told you everything you needed to know about how to adult.
Final score:
3points
#53
When I was a kid in Sunday school, I thought Calvary involved riding horses military-style. Of course this was reinforced by being taught to sing "Onward Christian Soldiers." My grandma was super confused when I asked her if she wore a suit of armor and was everyone going to bring their horses to the summer social, etc.
Final score:
3points
#54
I thought the term gay meant the clothing brand gap - So when my friend came out to me I remember I was like “WAIT YOUR A CLOTHING BRAND??!” I was so stupid when I was younger ☠️
Final score:
3points
#55
If there was a nuclear war we would all be turned into cavemen
Final score:
2points
#56
I thought we could freeze over my backyard in Brooklyn NY...let the water flow into the streets, and I could ice skate to school.
Final score:
2points
#57
My proud mother goose once told me if i was to become the goose god i had to attack everybody in the world in fact it's much easier i just named myself goose god and told my friends who told other geeses who told other geeses until every goose thought that i was the one true goose god
Final score:
2points
#58
When I was a kid I believed that the tooth fairy was Santa in a Tootoo
Final score:
2points
#59
I have a very early memory of a music conductor. I don't remember the orchestra in front of him. So for a while as a young child I thought a very special person with a short stick could create the most amazing music.
Final score:
1point
#60
There's some common misconceptions that I was told throughout my childhood but I'm not sure I ever really believed in any of them, as my family was highly sarcastic.... But here are a few, so one of the things I've heard a lot of the time is the car light.. now I was never told that if I turned it on we would get arrested or anything, but one time I left it on accidentally, and then we had to find someone to restart our car, so then my mom and dad just told me not to turn on the light..... One thing my grandmother would tell me was when I stuck my lip out because I was sad about something she'd say 'you better pull it back in or a bird will poop on it,' or 'someone will shove some books in there,' there were more but I can't remember any at the moment...
Final score:
1point
#61
So this is more of something that I believe happened but I wasn't told until later years, so I was a toddler, like two or three years old and I was playing in our old backyard, and I stepped on a dead bee. So I screamed which summoned my mother who was pretty much just in the kitchen getting dinner ready, she comes outside and asked me what happens and this is what she says I said; (so this must be read in a childish tone like voice) 'mom, mom, mom! I stepped on a bee and I think it died and it really hurt my foot! And then he woke up! And then he turned into a butterfly! And he started flying away but then an eagle ate him and then he turned into an eagle and then he ate the eagle and then he flew away into the sun!" I'm pretty sure that didn't actually happen... But either way after that my mom took me to the hospital where by the time we got there I had already breaking out and hives and my foot had swollen up to the size of the basketball (exaggerating of course) on that visit to the hospital we learned that I was allergic to bee stings, I don't fully remember this but it's a funny story whenever it comes up....
Final score:
1point
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
'Summoned my mother' idk why I find that so funny
#62
I was 15 years old when I got in my first band. Everyone thought being a professional musician was the best job ever. Experience teaches that is not always the case.
Final score:
1point
#63
When I was 3 I thought that you would become a full grown adult at 8. C'mon, I can't be the only one who thought this...
Final score:
1point
#64
I always believed that when on tv, Will was a real person - e.g. Fire at Will; Poow Will, why are they always firing on him? Also the usual parents' lies - santa claus, easter bunny, tooth fairy and that when I grew up and lost weight I'd be pretty with lots of friends... especially when I lost weight.
Final score:
1point
#65
I believed these stuff below until I was 9. 1. My stuffed toys actually were actually living (like from Toy Story!) and I used to cover them with my blankets, resulting in no blankets for me. 2. When you kiss someone on the lips, your automatically married. 3. The moon follows you everywhere.
Final score:
1point
#66
That after years of physical family abuse from my father, my mom would finally leave him.
Final score:
1point
the leopard gecko overlord 2 years ago
i’m so sorry that you had to go through that. i hope that you’re not afraid to seek help. hugs and kisses from me.
#67
That chocolate tea was made with sand. Kept wondering why it didn't taste good. Thanks bro!
Final score:
1point
#68
When I was on 1st maybe 2nd grade I thought the usa was the only place on earth
Final score:
1point
#69
I thought radio shows had the singers in a big waiting room. When you called the station and made a request, they'd call that singer up, and he'd perform live on the air.
Final score:
1point
#70
I thought that the cereal , grape nuts, were the pips from grapes.
Final score:
1point
#71
I didn’t understand the concept of centuries when I was a kid. I thought that as a rule, anyone who was born in the 1900s died when the year 2000 started. All the adults in the world were then born, and they grew up really fast in order to have kids. My parents were married in 2001, so by my own logic, they grew up in a year. My young brain didn’t have an answer as to why my grandparents were still alive, nor did it have an explanation for why I took more than a year to grow up. I also thought that babies teleported themselves outside of the mother. Like, one second you’re pregnant, and the next, your baby is in your arms. I thought it was a fast, painless process. I did not enjoy learning about reality.
Final score:
1point
HistoryLover(she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oops. Forgot my other one. I was taught about periods when I was 10, and I was told that a girl can get pregnant once she starts her period. I was also taught about sperm, but I was not taught how sperm end up in the uterus. For a year, I thought sperm just floated around in the air until it found a woman to impregnate, kind of like how viruses that are spread through the air infect people. I was terrified of being a teen mom when I got my period at age 11. Then my school decided to teach us how women get pregnant, and I felt both stupid and angry after that.
#72
That dogs’ tails didn’t have bones. Once a dog walked past me and it’s tail touched me and I was so surprised 😂
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0points
#73
That at 7yo I was suppose to be grooming myself, feeding myself, taking myself to school.
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0points
#74
When I was a kid, I didn’t know that there were actual plays in football (American). Thought they hiked the ball and ran around and sometimes got lucky, sometimes not.
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#75
I was the smallest child in the class. We ran 50 meters once in PE and I was second best. We lived far from school, I had to take a bus that ran quite rarely, so I thought that if I ran 50 meters in ~9 seconds, then I could run 3.5 km home in ~10 min 30 sec. Silly child!
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0points
#76
my mom told me i needed to "Have faith" for santa/tooth fairy/easter bunny to come that works for a few years so when she told me i had to "have faith" in god/jesus i said like in santa and she said yes like santa so now that i learned that there is no santa i find it too hard to believe in a god/jesus type of person i got no faith
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0points
#77
If I touched the floor when there was thunder, something terrible would happen to me physically.
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0points
#78
My brothers told that if my soup was too hot I should put salt in it.
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#79
That I will be married and with children by the age of 28... :')
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0points
#80
as a kid, I hated eating meat. All sorts of meat. I was born in the 80s and my mom thought that it was very important for me to eat meat every now and then, specially liver. Well, she convinced me that "this" liver wasn´t of animal origin, but it was a fruit that grew on trees. I actually believed this until I was 8, when my best friend came home after school and my mom cooked liver. I told her the liver was not from animals, but from trees! .. Lets just say my friend knew better, told me the turth and up to this day she tells this story to everyone we know.
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0points
#81
I believed I could become a significant person. I believed that I could one day contribute to society. I believed I would have lots of friends. But I simply became a worthless, pathetic loser without purpose, without friends without a life. I am sitting here in my dark, mould infested room, eating junk food, trolling on people and occasionally masturbating on beach pictures of David Schwimmer.
Final score:
-2points
What do you think ?
Dana Barresi 2 years ago
That if you peed in a public pool, your bathing suit would turn blue.
Dana Barresi 2 years ago
That if you peed in a public pool, your bathing suit would turn blue.
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